Outside of Stable 190.

I hope I'm not too late, Purple thought to himself, Hope the Onyx Rangers aren't here yet.

He saw that Stable 190's door opened so he ran in just with the IF-37 shotgun he has and went in and he saw some dead bodies of Stable 190's Security. He carefully went into the atrium and hid behind a flipped-over table.

"Where is Purple?" asked an Onyx Ranger, "You give him up and we'll let the rest of you live."

"He isn't here." said a Stable Dweller earth pony stallion, "He gave up his Pipbuck because we exiled him."

"Wrong answer." said the Onyx Ranger leader, "Gladiator kill this one."

The Onyx Ranger named Gladiator placed the Earth pony stallion against the wall and roasted him with a flamethrower.

"Oh, I do love a roasted pony for dinner," said Gladiator, "How about another barbecue?"

Purple fired his shotgun getting the attention of the Onyx Rangers and they chased him. He trapped himself in the power generating room and they didn't notice that he was aiming his shotgun at the power generator.

They didn't notice it at first until Purple told them and if a power generator gets damaged the Spark generator it'll start shooting sparks and explode if badly damaged. It'll destroy the Stable with everypony going to die.

They were going to call Purple's bluff but can't because he would shoot the generator which the Stable Dwellers can escape. But Purple and the Onyx rangers would be sealed in the room until either a Technician came and fixed it or it blows up and destroys the whole Stable.

"I'm going to tell you this once." said Purple, "Get the fuck out of my Stable, leave my fellow dwellers alone, and if you hurt another one of my Stable Dwellers or a Wastelander. I. Will. Personally. Hunt. You. Down. And. Kill. All. Of. You! Don't think I won't."

Purple even pulled out an EMP and a Stun grenade and told them they can leave now or well the "little goodie Stable Dweller who has a bounty on his head". He won't be a "little goodie Stable Dweller" won't be one.

Hope that did work, Purple thought, I had to create more enemies than allies the Enclave, the Steel Rangers, Raiders, Slavers, everypony is my enemy besides Lt Honey Cake she and her team is my only ally. The world may need more love than enemies and if have to I'll bring Equestria somewhat to its pre-war glory or die trying. What's with me? Why do I enjoy risking my own life to protect strangers?

In the Atrium again Purple helped his captured Stable Dweller to be free. A lot of them were grateful for Purple for helping them and some weren't friendly and were extremely rude. Being the Overmare's son didn't win him any favors either.

"You grouchy ones. You're welcome," said Purple,

Mean Stable Dweller mare, "We've would've been better off without you."

Mean Stable Dweller stallion, "We've would've been better off if you weren't born."

"Gratitude. Look it up," replied Purple. Damn cocksuckers." Purple then mumbled

"Give him some slack," said Ms. Prelate, "Remember Mrs. Rose when your colt broke his leg and who was there in the med bay to patch up your son? Or you Mr. Swiss Cheese when you somehow got a Sparkle-Cola bottle stuck in your throat who got it out?"

"He did," mumbled Mrs. Rose and Mr. Swiss Cheese.

"I can't hear you in the balcony," said Ms. Prelate, "Speak up"

"He did," said Mrs. Rose and Mr. Swiss Cheese a little bit louder.

"Don't worry about them," said Ms. Prelate, "Mrs. Rose has been cheating on her husband for a long time now. She has been a bitch for a while."

Purple then decided to go and visit his mother who was excited for him to save them.

"I'm glad you saved us son." said Harp, "If it was Base he wouldn't help. I don't know what they want with you."

"Somepony put a bounty out on my head." said Purple, "They were tracking me via my Pipbuck before you exiled me and made me hoof it back over."

"But we rebooted it the moment I gave it to the Pipbuck Tech." said Harp, "You mean these Pipbuck 3000's can be tracked?"

Purple nodded his head in agreement.

"Damn you Stable-Tec!" said a pissed-off Harp, "Why did they make another version of the Pipbuck?! Alright, I'm calming down stress ain't good for the foal. Oh, Purple can I see your journal you have? I want to see what you wrote down about the wasteland."

Purple used his hoof where he reached into his saddlebag and he found his 9mm semi-automatic Police Pistol which he lost almost two months ago and it was in his Saddlebag the entire time.

"Let's see here," said Harp opening up the journal.

"Day 1. Okay, this is kind of... depressing and heartbreaking. If I die out here well I want to say I love my momma. Nothin wrong for a nineteen-year-old saying he loves his momma."

Day 3. Ran into some creatures called "Hellhounds". Glad I could flap my wings and shoot them with my trusty walnut-made 7.62mm Battle rifle. I need a traveling partner perhaps a mare doesn't care if she's an Earth Pony, Unicorn, Pegasus, Alicorn, Bat, or a Crystal pony maybe her and I get married one day and have some foals. Also, helped a town called Big Town with their Alicorn problem. Alicorns out here aren't friendly besides me and Sunrise. Well, I went to an I.M.P. facility and freed some of their captives before they could become an alicorn."

"Day 4. I befriended a dark blue alicorn mare named "Sunrise Storm" and she's friendly and she scared a group of raiders from some mare and for it, she gave us a 20% discount for her store back in Elmsfield. Found some tracks but wrote them off that they weren't a pony. I wonder what life was like back in the pre-war days, Stallions probably cheated on their wives like it was about to go out of style."

"Day 5. Me and Sunrise made a campfire and slept but she was kind enough to make me breakfast. Tasted terrible but I still thanked her for it because I'm not an ungrateful A**hole. Saved a unicorn mare and a unicorn stallion who are a brother-sister duo who have been hunting raiders and slavers. The mare's name is Rocky Road. Don't know who names a mare after a flavor of ice cream and her brother Midnight Twister. Okay, I'll admit it. I'm terrified out here. We went to a strip mall or what was a strip mall and killed the Slavers and freed the slaves. What is a strip mall? Something pornographic? If so leave me out."

"Day 7. Haven't written in a while. But we explored Stable 190B. The same as Stable 190 but it was made for incompetent officers, not for brave officers. Ran into a group called "The Grand Pegasus Enclave" to be honest I thought I was going to piss myself. We passed a prewar baseball diamond. Sad that colts and fillies don't play baseball anymore. Also, passed some pre-war helicopters didn't loot them because they had skeletons of the pre-war crews. Poor ponies. I think those Helicopters were the predecessor to the Enclave's Vertibuck's. We passed a rusty old playground almost cried when I saw small skeletons of what was once colts and fillies. Very depressing. We passed an old fire station. Even they couldn't stop the world from burning."

"Day 10. I can't believe it. That B***h raided Stable 190 and well I can't say goodbye to my friends. My friends Lucky "Luck" a gay earth pony stallion, Pumpkin Rose Pie, Soaring Jet Stream, Diamond Shining Astute, and Trick Light. Could've told her to kill Base and let the others live. Well, I volunteered to surrender over to the Grand Pegasus Enclave to save my family. Sunrise, Rocky, and Midnight saved me."

"Day 11. Still couldn't write. I wonder how ponies out here can have foals if they know that Slavers would take their foals and send them to Fillydelphia. Poor ponies. I heard a Raider talking to a Slaver saying that it's fun to kill the parents and make the foals fight to the death where who wins get sold and who loses gets killed and fed to the other foals. I mean Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. Came to an old Cart tunnel we went around it, not through it."

"Day 18. Mercenaries are A**holes. Some merc offered me three-hundred caps for Rocky, Crimson, and Harmony. I told him no and he came back later and offered me three-hundred caps each or nine-hundred caps for all three of them. I politely refused but he and his merc group had old .32 pistols and police batons. We easily killed them and continued. I think that Sunrise Storm has a crush on me because she's been always been close to me since we met. Sunrise told me about the days of the pre-war and war days turns. Says she was in the Equestrian Navy on the H.M.S Canterlot a Canterlot Class-Battleship which was new. Sought shelter in a large apartment building which was devastated though. I think I'll keep my entries either bi-weekly or semi-monthly unless if something happens that's important."

"Day 19. We created the group called "Wasteland Guardians". We allow anypony to join our ranks and we'll give those Raiders and Slavers a run for their money. We'll show them that we're getting tired of them enslaving ponies, raiding them, and killing innocents for no reason. I say were no match to go against the Grand Pegasus Enclave."

Harp then noticed Purple's numbers in his journal which says

Raiders: 1486
Slavers: 700
Alicorns: 34
Grand Pegasus Enclave: 96
Grand Pony Encalve: 112

"Note: I don't know why my dumbass brother and his forces he calls the "Grand Pony Enclave" it's almost the same as the "Grand Pegasus Enclave" I feel that it's confusing and I've almost killed Lieutenant Honey Cake's forces because they're armor color is the same and their armor is the same. I mean it's the same. I mean they're both black with metal coverings to protect their wings and a vicious blade on the tail that looks like a scorpion's stinger. I've heard Lt Honey Cake mention a Col. Autumn Leaf. I don't think he's a nice pony. Maybe he and Base can be friends."

Harp then closed the journal and gave it back to Purple then walked over to her terminal and started to look at it and found a single coming from another hidden part of the Stable and asked Purple to go check it out even gave his Pipbuck 3000 back.

"Thanks, mom," said Purple.

Purple didn't waste any time putting it back on but he noticed that he had a mission on it and it says "Locate random message leaking out into the wasteland from a hidden area in the Stable" so Purple went to the map and followed it.

Open Sesame, Purple said to himself, What I'm I four years old?

Purple then hit the wall and it opened.

"So that's new," said Purple before drawing his gun, "A secret broadcasting area. What did Stable-Tec build without us knowing? What did this "Scootaloo" mare from Stable-Tec and the military build?"

Purple encountered some of his Stable dwellers on some wartime broadcasting equipment and wondered what they were up to until he heard Mrs. Rose talk into a microphone talking.

"Any group of mercenaries out there," said Mrs. Rose, "This is Stable 190 we have a pony in our Stable with a bounty on his head. out their put that bounty on his head and we have him if you want to come and get him."

She has always been a bitch, Purple said to himself, Even when momma made us go to The Church of Princess Luna so we can worship Princess Luna who's in another dimension. I didn't believe in it and still don't. Doesn't help that Mrs. Rose made us go to the other Stable Dwellers who didn't join us and tried to convince them to join us. Me, Blue, and Base were lucky not to be missionaries to go out into the wasteland and help others. It came full circle for me because out in the Wasteland I help others but at least I'm not a pacifist.

"Um." said a Unicorn Stable dweller, "Going to go check it out."

"Probably just your imagination," said Swiss Cheese, "Just nothing."

Harp then decided to find the secret broadcasting area and walked right up to Mrs. Rose and demanded what she was doing. There was a lot of clicking sounds and she slightly turned her head to see eight different unicorns holding 7.62x39mm Assault Rifles in their magic pointed at her.

"So much fahwar preachin' peace an luv," said Purple, "Every Sunday tuh 10 yawl preached non-violence, always peace an harmony then the way sin' kumbaya and go out and help others peacefully that way shouldn't even do violence evun if was threaten. Ah, see ya holdin' mah ma hostage with a knife to her throat and pointin' guns at her."

"Purple's finally speaking like an actual southern pony," said Harp, "Not faking it with a regular round mid-Atlantic accent."

"Now Ah suggest ya'll drop chur weapons an we can end thus peacefully." said Purple, "Or ya keep pointin' them guns at mah ma drop all uh yawl."

"Will you stop speaking like that!" demanded Mrs. Rose, "It's impossible to understand you! Talk like that again I'll come over there and remove your tongue and shove it down your throat!"

Purple replied in his Southern accent, "I'd luv tuh see yawl try!"

"LUNA FUCKING DAMN IT!" exclaimed Mrs. Rose, "It's "I'd love to see you try" speak normally damn it! I'm coming over there to cut your fucking tongue out and going to shove it up your ass!!"

As Mrs. Rose and two unicorns came down Purple quickly entered S.A.T.S even though he calls it S.T.A.T.S even though he's wrong but he chose the heads of the two accompanying unicorns and performed headshots on them.

"Surrender Mrs. Rose. It's only yawl," said Purple in his accent, "Mr. Flare, Mr. Swiss Cheese, Mr. Mozzarella, Ms. Chedder, Ms. Colby Jack, Mr. Colby-jack, Ms. Pepperjack, Ms. Morel, Mrs. Harmer, Ms. Nosferatu, Ms. Lestat, Mr. Lecter, Mr. Hammond, Mr. Pepper, Mr. Lamia, Mr. Warder. Don't know what most uh ya ponies are named after cheeses but surrender!"

"Open wide Purple," said Mrs. Rose, "Prepare to kiss your tongue goodbye."

There was a gun blast where Purple looked behind him to see that it was Cerulean Blue Sapphire holding an IF-9 Combat Shotgun and she said, "Get your damn hooves off of my husband you bitch!"

Ok, that's new from her, Purple thought to himself, But I've read while working in the med bay that mares have hormones while pregnant which change them.

"You ok Purple?" asked Azure Blue Sapphire, "Mrs. Rose didn't hurt you did you?"

Purple replied, "Yeah Ahm fahn. Thanks, fahwar thuh support, Bulloo Sapphire. Wayul this is chur jurisdiction uh arrestin' bayud ponies."

"What the fuck are you saying!" exclaimed Mrs. Rose

Azure Blue Sapphire replied, "Yeah I'm fine. Thanks for the support, Blue Sapphire, Well this is your jurisdiction of arresting bad ponies. That's what he said."

"May Princess Lunda fucking rape me with her fucking horn when I get to the next dimension!" said Mrs. Rose, "Luna fucking damn it!"

"Mrs. Rose?" said Purple, "Why a religion of a pre-war princess?"

"Go fuck yourself!" said Mrs. Rose, "Seriously go fuck yourself!"

Azure Blue Sapphire went to go get her fellow Stable officers arrested them and placed them in the holding cell in the Stable Security room. Mrs. Rose was in the hospital but hoofcuffed and with a magic suppression ring on her horn.

Unknown to them that the mercenaries came to the Stable and somepony in Mrs. Rose's group gave the coordinates to Stable 190 and the passcode to the door. The door opened not adding that they were shooting up the Stable.

***
In the armory.

The Unicorns got their IF-9 Combat Shotguns, 10mm Pistols, IF-22s, IF-37 Patrol Shotguns, IF-38 police revolvers, IF-44s 10mm Submachine Guns, IF-100 "Thunderhoof" Anti-Material Rifles, 5.56mm Assault Rifles, 5.56mm Carbine Automatic Rifle- 30. 5.56mm Carbine, 7.62mm Battle Rifles, Assault Carbines, 9mm Pistols, .45 Auto Pistols, .45 Auto Submachine Guns, 9mm Submachine Guns, .30-06 semi-automatic rifles, and,30-06 bolt-action rifles. The Pegasi, Bat ponies, and Earth ponies got the battle saddles armed with rifles and IF-9 Shotguns.

"Back then soldiers sometimes made their own guns," said Overmare Harp, "Or commissioned companies to make new weapons. Well, different parts of Equestria had different weapons so finding more militarized ones we'll probably find out there than other places in the Wasteland. Well back then thousands if not millions of Ponies marched West to fight the Zebras."

Overmare then looked around in her office and saw that her son was missing and found that a message was leaking outback from the same location where the mystery broadcast was coming from so she galloped. Overmare Harp saw Purple on it before he finally took his pistol and fired at the old broadcasting equipment.

"Purple?" said Overmare Harp, "What were you doing? It better be no more bad ponies you called here!"

"Nope," said Purple, "Called fahwar reinforcements. Allies, not enemies."

Purple didn't stay there longer and went to go join the fight with his Stable dwellers. But the Mercs were well-armed and some were well-armored where the Stable Dwellers have their jumpsuits which don't protect them well against bullets.

The mercs didn't even try to negotiate with the Stable dwellers; they just opened fire on them. But they just held their ground but were confused when they heard gunshots, and the sound of a Novasurge rifle, and they almost shot Purple's allies but they didn't.

"Purple," said Rocky Road, "We got your message and we were able to scavenge up some Wasteland Guardians. Makes us wish that Twyla, Opel, Harmony, and they survived. Not died "

Purple just nodded his head to his right or their left.

"Oh," said Rocky, "We'll get right on it."

They left and chased after the other mercenaries.

"Got him," said Rocky Road.

Critical Shot replied, "Like hell you did."

Rainy Night replied, "Nope I did neither of you killed him."

Purple walked over to a deceased Mercenary and found an old sheet of paper that says
"Colts and Fillies, we've got ourselves another holier-than-thou white knight needs putting down. Here are the details:

Name: Lavender "Purple Artist" Astrology
Race: Moderate Purple Alicorn
Sex: Male

The bounty is 1500 caps this time around. And, for a change of pace, they want the head or whole body this time.

Target is considered armed and extremely dangerous.
Capture is recommended -- Bounty will be paid upon proof of death (head) or capture.

Good hunting! Let's put this angel in the ground and be done with it.

Payment: 1500 caps upfront, 10000 caps alive, 5000 caps dead."

Purple then found a piece of stamped metal tag that says "Mercenary Magical Haze. Judgment Hour."

"Anypony heard un Judgement AIr?" asked Purple, "Wayul looks lahk wuz gunna Chicoltgo."

They had no idea what he said.

Overmare Harp said, "Anypony heard of Judgement Hour? Well looks like we're going to Chicoltgo."

"Sorry fahwar thuh mess mom." said Purple, "Thay waz brought here by Mrs. Rose an it's thur fault."

"What did he say?" asked Midnight Twister.

Overmare Harp replied, "Sorry for the mess mom. They were brought here by Mrs. Rose and it's their fault. Alright, all of you are going to need a translator. Blue you're going with them!"

"What! Are you kidding!" protested Blue, "I'm not going out there! I don't care if Purple and them die! I'm not risking my own life, my unborn foal's life, and my husband's life over a virgin loser!"

Overmare Harp replied, "I wasn't asking. You're going!"

Purple replied, "An ain't un virgin loser sis. Unlike yawl Ah at fursed waz in un coma an unknown tuh may thet Lahutenant Honey Cake mare stole mah sperm an artificially inseminated wun hunnerd an fower mares. Shay then ordered another wun hunnerd an fav mares tuh hav whoopee with may an thay got pregnant by it. So Ahm naw uh virgin."

"What did he say?" asked both Rocky and Midnight

Overmare Harp translated, "I ain't a virgin loser sis. Unlike you, I at first was in a coma and unknown to me that Lieutenant Honey Cake mare stole my sperm and artificially inseminated one hundred and four mares. She then ordered another one hundred and five mares to have whoopee with me and they got pregnant by it. So I'm not a virgin."

"Let's go pals." said Purple, "Let's go tuh Chicoltgo an fite these mercenaries. Way don't need naw more help gist us can do it."

"We need a translator pony." said Midnight.

"Do you mind translating ma'am?" asked Rocky.

Overmare Harp said, "Let's go pals. Let's go to Chicago and fight these mercenaries. We don't need any more help just us can do it. I highly insist that somepony goes with you and translate."

"I'll go." said somepony, "I'll act as a translator."

Soon a Crystal Pony earth pony mare walked forward.

"Alright," said Purple, "Alright this is enough thut rest uh yawl stay hare. Don't faller may or mah friends into thuh wasteland. Thuh horros in thuh wasteland will scare all uh yawl half tuh death."

"He said," said the Crystal Pony mare, "Alright. Alright, this is enough the rest of you stay here. Don't follow me or my friends into the Wasteland. The horrors in the wasteland will scare all of you half to death."

Author's Note

his pistol is based on the H&K P8
When Purple says "Mr. Flaire" he means "Mr. Flower"