In Stable 193. Purple got out of bed and walked over to the Overpony's office. Purple hacked into it. There was a message on the terminal which says "WATER LEAK CONTACT MAINTENANCE!!!!"

"Better go get some food," said Purple, "Haven't eaten in a few days don't want to starve to death." his belly then grumbled which lead him to get up and go to the restaurant in the Stable and got something to eat.

Tasteless food, he thought to himself, But this Stable been abandoned or something like that but I'll leave the bottle caps as payment.

Purple even left forty bottle caps on the booth and left.

***

In the clinic Midnight Twister was loading up on drugs where his saddlebag couldn't fit anymore. He started to take some of them to get his fix. He even found an empty saddlebag and loaded it up on the drugs without hesitation and he took some of the drugs to open his mind.

Midnight also doesn't care that he's hurting himself where he enjoys being a junkie and he loves the rush from it and he doesn't care that he's destroying his mind. Nopony besides Paladin Sapphire, Rocky and now Purple knows that he's a drug addict and he doesn't care. He then took another shot of Dash and let out a peaceful sigh.

Rocky Road went to go find Purple and found him in the dining room/restaurant/cafeteria looking at the map on his Pipbuck.

"Thank you Honey Cake," said Purple, "Thank you Stable-Tec for these different Pipbucks and for Stable 711!"

Rocky Road asked, "What you so happy for?"

Purple replied happily, "Lieutenant Honey Cake well she had some of her scouts go and hunt for my brother's base's and they written down the coordinates or something like that. They used the terminal in Stable 711 and sent them to my PipBuck's map. Wanna go hunting later?"

Rocky Road replied, "Does a Star Spawn masturbate?"

Purple replied, "Not even going to ask nor answer. What's a Star Spawn?"

Rocky Road replied, "A Star Spawn is evolved from an Ursa Major and Ursa Minor but they weren't unaffected by Balefire Radiation and Taint. The Star Spawns are practically invisible and the body is composed of those lights in the sky when it's dark."

"Stars," said Purple, "When it's nighttime. Well, I'll wait until Paladin Sapphire, Critical and Starry wake up and we'll go hunting. I was hoping for more exploring not a war when my brother came out of the Stable. But I'm not complaining. I wonder what my fucking jackass of a brother is up to probably something stupid or like the pre-war days and war days of research and development. If back then if they came up with new weapons besides what Ironshod came up with new companies coming up to create new weapons. Well, different places of the Wasteland will have different weapons so out here we'll have more military weapons over other places in the wasteland."

***

A few hours passed when Paladin Sapphire, Critical Shot, and Starry finally got up and they slept in where it was 11:30 AM. They then walked into the cafeteria and saw Purple still on his Pipbuck.

"Looking at porn?" asked Critical

Purple replied, "Nope. Just thinking and planning. Something that I'm good at thanks to Stable 190. Thinking about doing a hit and run tactic."

Rocky Road replied, "A hit and what?"

Purple replied, "Back during the war both Equestrian and Zebra commandos and special forces did hit and run tactics. A hit and run tactic is a surprise attack and withdrawing before the enemy can respond in force. Back then with the A-1 Vertibuck or back then it was called a "helicopter" or a prototype vertibuck before what we see today. They would drop off a squad of commandos, they hit a weak part in the enemy lines or blow something up like supply depots and retreat before the enemy can respond with a bigger force."

"I have no idea what the fuck you just said," said Critical.

Purple replied, "We go, we shoot it up, we gallop away before they can react. Get the picture now?"

All of them said in unison, "Oh now we get it."

"Let's go hunting," said Purple, "My brother won't know what hit him."

They all left and followed Purple back to the surface and went northwest.

"Wonderful weather we're having," said Starry.

"It's hot." said Midnight, "Reminds me of that shit hole of Fillydelphia. On how hot it was in those factories working from 3 AM or 4 AM to 6 PM and getting abused 24/7 not adding I was raped more than once."

Paladin Sapphire replied, "And I was raped for fourteen years of my life and you don't hear me crying about it every other day. Stop crying about something you have or don't have control over! We're sick and tired of you complaining that you were a slave. We get it you had a rough life and a rougher child and teenhood. But crying about it won't fix anything. I was raped since I was four! You don't hear me cry and my family shut me out when I needed my sisters and mother's help. Why do you think they disowned me because they would rather be idiots and believe a lie over the truth. You know what fuck'em a Hellhound can rip them all limb to limb and I won't shed a tear for them."

Purple just held up his hoof and said, "will you two just stop bitching about stuff out of your control? Yes Paladin your father raped you and you have a right wanting to slice him in pieces. Midnight to what Paladin Sapphire does and hold it in you and release it against raiders and slavers not bitch about it every second."

They saw some smoke in the distance where Purple quickly teleported to his house in the town of Crimson and got his Bow and Arrow where he teleported back.

Thank goodness for this bow and arrow I got from that Island, Purple thought. Now I can engage enemies more stealthfully without using my knife.

Purple went by an old tree where he saw two Base's Grand Pony Enclave soldiers standing guard. He used the bow and arrow.

"Nothing but militaristic raiders group," Purple said to himself.

"What was that?" asked Rocky Road.

"My brother and his army they're nothing but a group of militaristic raider group," replied Purple.

"Hope we don't run into Hellhounds while out here," said Midnight, "I've heard of Hellhounds roam this area from caravanners."

"Just take a shot of your dash you junkie," said Paladin Sapphire, "Just your imagination."

"Fuck you," said Midnight, "Just go fuck yourself,"

"If I had a Balefire Egg I would shove it so far up your ass and find a way to detonate it," said Paladin Sapphire.

"Critical where are you?" asked Purple.

"Sniper reporting for duty Purple," said Critical,

"Damn it going to put a fucking bell around your neck one day," said Purple after getting startled, "Alright Critical you stay here and provide sniper fire. The rest of us will assault it."

All but Critical ran ahead and hit the Base's force. Base's forces didn't know what hit them. The bad news is that the gunfire attracted a pack of hellhounds nearby not adding a stray bullet hit one.

"Minigun turret is mines!" said Paladin Sapphire.

"No, it's mine!" said Midnight Twister,

"Will you two just stop acting like a damn colt and filly siblings!" yelled Purple, "I mean damn you two bicker every second. The wasteland is just harsh and unforgiving but you two fucking bickering none fucking stop! Aw shit, Hellhounds!"

Purple then drew the Hellhounds away from them and he galloped as fast he could use his magic to fire his 7.62mm Battle rifle and fired it not looking.

Thank goodness I have a small tail, Purple said to himself, If the average ponytail is about a foot point 5 if not almost a foot-long well I'm lucky mine is several inches long at least I won't be grabbed and torn to shreds.

Rocky, Midnight, Paladin Sapphire, Starry, and Critical fired at the Hellhounds chasing Purple. Only for him to disappear and reappear on the back of the third hellhound where he started to stab the hellhound with a knife he has.

The other two hellhounds charged at Rocky Road, Midnight Twister, Paladin Sapphire Heart, Starry, and Critical Shot where it felt like it would take forever if not all of their ammo to kill them. The only good help they had was Purple ramming the combat knife he has into the necks of the Hellhounds.

They noticed some ultra-sonic sound generators or high-frequency broadcasts.

"Let's get out of here," said Midnight Twister, "More probably bound to show up,"

"I agree with my brother," said Rocky Road, "If those three were here well nearby then more will probably show up."

Purple just walked over to a building and entered the building and he went over to the terminal.

"Unlocked terminal," said Purple, "So much for a professional army. Well, maybe we attacked them and didn't have the time to lock it down or turn it off."

He sat down on a chair. He used the terminal and found a file from Lt Base telling them to catch Hellhounds and find a way to make them fight for them and tear through their enemies faster.

Not going to happen, Base, Purple thought, They'll tear your forces limb to limb and I know I almost had my own flank torn off by their razor-sharp claws.

"Your brother is a dumbass," said Starry, "Look it tells where he sent this from."

Purple then looked and it says it was sent from Fort Nightseeker.

"Another fort," said Starry, "It'll be like last time. With The Pyre. What's a pyre?"

Purple replied, "A pyre is a structure mostly made of wood for burnin' bodies as a funeral or an execution. You can thank Stable 190 with tons of bookies from the Pre-wasteland days. My Stable had enough books for somepony to read until your eyes started to bleed. Or just have a headache."

"Why did you leave?" asked Starry, "Why did you leave your Stable?"

"Because when my father died," said Purple, "He taught me a lot of things and showed me around the Stable. And everywhere I went I just remembered what he told me and taught me. On Saturdays and Sundays, he and I would be in the atrium and we would go and toss a Baseball around or he taught me how to play football or baseball. My mother? She taught me how to sing. Her voice sounds like angels playing the harp. Her first name is Harp like the old musical instrument with the same name. My father was a nice pony and he told me that out of all of his and Harp's kids I was the favorite not because I'm the youngest but I keep my nose clean and my head out of the gutter because I'm not like Base and chase skirts all the time and I'm not like Blue she's a rude pony and she would rather believe her husband over the rest of her family. Why did I leave? Because I couldn't stop having flashbacks to my youth and I just couldn't stand it."

Purple then got up where he walked out and told them to follow him in a stern voice as if he was a pre-Balefire post-apocalypse wasteland commander.

"Alright all of you listen to me!" said Purple sternly, "First of all Midnight, Paladin Sapphire. Both of you stop acting like you're both fuckin' five years old I mean damn in the Stable Base and I hate each other but didn't have a pissing contest. I mean it metaphorically but we didn't have a contest on who's better every two fucking seconds. With you two, you two can't shut up. When I was inside of the building on the terminal I heard you two arguing like nothing. Can you two just shut the fuck up for a whole fucking day because I have a huge fucking headache from your almost non-stop arguing!"

They all think that the stress of being a leader, a friend, and a war between almost every faction added a lot of stress onto Purple not adding the death of Crimson, Harmony, Sunrise, and the Wasteland Defenders.

"Also," sternly Purple said, "We need to find a way to end the war against my brother. Any suggesting?"

Midnight Twister raised his hoof.

"No Midnight," said Purple, "I'm not going to give my brother a blowjob and tell him he's better."

Midnight Twister replied, "It's a suggestion though."

The rest of them didn't know until Purple had the most terrifying thing to come up with and they all caught up with him and they went back to the old Balefire missile bunker that Purple, Sunrise Storm, Rock Road, Midnight Twister, Harmony, and Crimson found a two months ago.

"I hate to do it," said Purple, "But it needs to be done. In wars ponies' hooves get dirty and mines have enough blood and mud on it to last several lifetimes."

They all saw that Purple was fighting his frontal hooves and wings back where he doesn't want to kill probably hundreds if not thousands of ponies and pregnant mares.

"I can't do it," said Purple, "It's a part of my nature of not hurting ponies who didn't do anything bad to me."

Paladin Sapphire hugged Purple and told him that it's fine and it shows he isn't a bloodthirsty pony like her brother-in-law who's married to Midnight Paradise.

They heard a loud noise and saw that Midnight Twister launched the Equestrian version of the Balefire missile.

"What have you done!" exclaimed Paladin Sapphire.

"Did you know what you just did?" asked Purple.

Midnight Twister, "Yeah. I did what you wouldn't. I launched that at one of your brother's Bases places. Your welcome."

They left and in the distance, they saw a Balefire cloud where Purple looked down sadly. Purple even started to walk to the Balefire cloud.

None of them expected to see Purple walk too where the Balefire radiation will kill him if not mutate him into an abomination and beg them to kill him.

"He's a different pony," said Paladin Sapphire, "Unlike the rest of you he has a big heart which I guess he has from his parents on what he told me about his mom and dad that they have a big heart. I guess he's going to go and check on the enemy that you Balefire bombed. Because he has more of a heart than you."

Midnight Twister replied, "Having a heart and being kind to everypony will get you killed!"

Rocky Road replied, "No that's not true. Having a heart can earn you friends. In Stable 194 or 193 or what it was numbered in Chicoltgo, he could've told them no but he helped the Stable to populate because they had no other way to keep their numbers up or they all would've died out. He had a heart and well you can't and Critical refused and with Purple being the only Stallion in the group that didn't blackout or had an excuse he helped them out and gave them foals not for what he wanted because of how nice he is and gladly helped them not for his selfish needs but he's kind-hearted. He could've told them to "fuck off and die" but he didn't. He did his best to make sure there was a new generation of Stable Dwellers."

Paladin Sapphire Heart then galloped up to Purple Artist and they kept a moderate pace while Rocky Road, Midnight Twister, Critical Shot, and Starry went back to the outpost that they captured.

"So?" asked Paladin Sapphire, "How have you been since Sunrise Storm died?"

Purple replied, "Been a month and I'm slowly but surely I've been putting myself back together. Didn't want to hear that she had a crush on me within an hour of her death. But it's life and we can't predict how we're going to go. You may not because of your parents and siblings but that's what you choose and you hate them."

"After all this," said Paladin Sapphire, "With the war against your brother. What are you going to do? Find a mare to be with and have foals? Continuing the war against the Raiders, Slavers, and other evil ponies and when you get old your son or daughter or both will take over?"

Purple replied respectfully, "I don't know. Not adding I already got a lot of kids coming anyway. The 209 Grand Pegasus Enclave mares, Lieutenant Honey Cake, Those mares in Stable 194 back in Chicoltgo. I love to be nice and so helpful where yeah I did help Stable 194 to have foals because they have no stallions and well Midnight can't have foals because he's castrated and Critical doesn't want to have kids."

Purple even left out the part of him knocking up his mother because that's something he doesn't want to talk about.

They soon heard the sound of a Vertibuck which it's the V-7 version which is far different from the V-1 and V-4 where the V-7 is a little bit longer which it's 57 feet long like the V-1 but 45 feet wide from the tip of each wing and 24 feet high and can hold 24 seated infantry with another 32 sitting on the floor. The side door opened to reveal its Lieutenant Honey Cake and she stepped out.

"Was that you?" asked Lieutenant Honey Cake, "That launched that Balefire missile?"

Purple replied nicely, "It was Midnight Twister. So more or less us well he launched it at one of my brother's fortifications. Why?"

Lieutenant Honey Cake replied, "Well me and two others were flying around and we almost got blown out of the sky from it. Also, Purple do you have a lighter or something like that?"

"Why?" Purple asked

"Got a letter of reprimand," said Lieutenant Honey Cake, "For my orders of having 105 mares under my command to have sex with you and to get them pregnant and when I artificially inseminated 104 mares under my command and got myself pregnant with your foal. Looks like your dumbass brother before he left and well he threw the book at me. The reason the council has been slow for this is that they have been busy going after Dashites, Red Eye, Renegades such as Slavers and Raiders they even classified the Wasteland Protectors, Wasteland Defenders, and Wasteland Guardians as renegades. Heck even ponies who oppose the Enclave and hold information that could jeopardize the mission. So do you have a lighter or something so I can burn it and give the Grand Pegasus Enclave's council a nice old big fuck you?"

Purple then tossed her an old gold-plated lighter he got from Chicoltgo. She used the lighter and burned the letter of reprimand and threw it onto the ground.

"Want a lift?" asked Lieutenant Honey Cake

Purple and Paladin Sapphire looked at each other then boarded the V-7 Vertibuck and sat down. They soon came across the fortress that Midnight Twister launched and they saw that the Fortress is still operational where it has a shield around it.

"A shield," said Purple, "I probably can teleport myself, and my friends into it and find a way to bring it down to allow support. But that's different once we're inside we're going to be outgunned and outnumbered 1000:1. Alright, I've seen enough."

Lieutenant Honey cake asked, "Hey Purple can I ask you a favor?"

Purple asked what it was?

"The officers and the Grand Pegasus Enclave Council will have a ball within three days," said Lieutenant Honey Cake, "And well I'm thinking we can give them a surprise a huge surprise..."

Purple interrupted, "I'm not going to walk in with a minigun and kill them."

"No, no, no," said Lieutenant Honey Cake, "Can you use a spell to change your appearance?"

"Yeah. why?" said Purple.

"Have you never read an old spy book?" asked Lieutenant Honey Cake.

"I have when I was eight to ten which my father mostly read them to me," said Purple, "But I read some. Alright who I'm I impersonating?"

"A Lieutenant-General." said Lieutenant Honey Cake, "A Lieutenant General named Canter Walkover. Well, last year he said to me "I'm a man of action, not a politician" but he's a glory hog and fame where he is power and fame-hungry. He's Ill-tempered, has poor strategic planning, and if you think Col. Autumn Leaf is bad of being a high-level brutality officer and willing to sacrifice his own soldiers for his own goals. You are mistaken. Lt-Gen Canter? He'll deploy a Cloudship to crush his enemies and he'll make sure he'll leave safely and let his soldiers die as the Cloudship is about to go down."

"Great. Impersonating somepony out of my comfort zone," said Purple, "Get to play a real piece of work."

Lieutenant Honey Cake replied, "He's more worst than you can imagine. Raiders, Slavers heck even the ordinary Wasteland family he'll have round-up and sent to one of his "concentration" camps and work them to death building Enclave equipment. He'll rape, pillage, murder, kidnap, and so on. You name it he did it. After all, where do you think my second stepbrother came from."

"I didn't even know you had another stepbrother," said Purple, "Looks like I got to help my friends to make this wasteland a livable place one bad pony going down at a time."

Lieutenant Honey Cake replied, "Be careful. You'll only get one shot at him and he has half of the council in or on his pocket. He will make sure you won't survive another day he will make sure you will be buried next to him when he dies, he will use what he can to have the most deadly and the most elite soldiers to track you down and kill you. Also, why did you structure the Wasteland Guardians around the old wartime Equestrian military?"

Purple just looked at her stupidly only for her to realize and remember that Purple was born and raised in a Stable that trained Stallions and mares if the mares want to be trained as if they were soldiers from a bygone era when there was war between the Equestrians and Zebras.

"I can tell you," said Purple, "That I miss Sunrise. She was the Blue Alicorn. She was the only one who actually didn't get on my nerves and she was lovable and she wanted the wasteland to go back to the days when she was a filly and a teenager before all this killing, pillaging, and other fucking nightmares of the wasteland. I can't go back to my Stable like this all this murdering I did of Raiders, Slavers, and other evil ponies I killed enough ponies to haunt me even after I'm dead."

"We're almost back to base Lieutenant," said the V-7 Pilot, "ETA twelve minutes."

"Thanks for letting me know," said Lieutenant Honey Cake, "Purple your Pipbuck has a number two on it. What does it mean?"

"My Pipbuck," said Purple, "My Pipbuck and the ones in Stable 190 do a thing called "level up" and we can choose skills that we can improve on and what perks to make us better. Now I'm "level 14". I'll be busy for a while."

Purple looked at his Stats which he just chose to raise Energy Weapons from 58 to 63%, lockpick from 62 to 69%, and pilot from 3 to 8% also speech he took from 55 to his remaining eight points up to 63%. He also chose the perk "swing for the fences" where he's used to hoof-to-hoof combat but now he does more painful punches.

"Purple can I tell you something?" asked Lieutenant Honey Cake.

"What?" Purple calmly asked.

"It's your brother," said Lieutenant Honey Cake, "He's just so dreamy with his slick back jet black mane and tail and his Ultramarine or Savoy blue eyes, and his iceberg blue coat."

"Really?" asked Purple, "He's a fucking sexist, misogynist, and patriarchal prick and he can choke to death on a dud fragmentation grenade."

Lieutenant Honey Cake replied, "I'm yanking your tail he may be cute looking but you are more adorable even though 99% of you're in the same color as Purple and the only thing that isn't purple are your eyes."

Purple Artist replied, "Well that's how the creator created me I guess he was either distracted or tired. But there's nothing we can do about it now nor he doesn't want to change me or don't know-how. I don't know but nothing we can do about it."

Lieutenant Honey Cake replied, "Well either way you're still cute. You're the most cutest stallion in the whole wasteland. You're even cuter than Autumn Leaf in my opinion. And our son will be a total badass like you."

"Or daughter," said Purple, "Or twins." Purple shivered, "or more. Well, at least I helped out."

"You're a real stud," said Lieutenant Honey Cake, "A real real stud who's going to father almost eight hundred foals if not more. I was listing through your Pipbuck of helping that Stable in Chicoltgo which had no stallions and almost six hundred mares. And the 209 mares under my command and yes I've gotten a letter of reprimand from it I've tried to explain to the council that the war will make us lose a lot of soldiers and officers especially against ponies like Red Eye who can be a charismatic leader I've heard some Sprite-bots transmitting his messages and from the AAR when I had Granite squad to back you up in Fillydelphia of the old factories and facilities running not adding a army. I've heard from the salves says that he's "extremely resourceful and cunning and a great tactician.". But I still say that you probably can kick his ass and my commanding officer Col. Autumn Leaf's ass blindfolded going hoof-to-hoof two against one."

"Lieutenant," said the Co-pilot, "Colonel Autumn Leaf is on the radio and wants a report on the Wasteland Guardians and other enemies and wants to know when you can act as his rearguard before he goes and assaults Red Eye's Cathedral."

"Shit," said Lieutenant Honey Cake, "Sorry. Alright, alright, alright. For an officer who displaces a high level of brutality and favors brutal tactics, he's becoming a fucking thorn in my butt."

"Lieutenant," said the Co-Pilot, "Col. Autumn Leaf says he'll be waiting for you at Helipad 4 back at base."

"FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!" angerly said Lieutenant Honey Cake, "FUCK ME! Purple there's no way you're going to slip by him. So fake a surrender. Keep your mouth shut and don't antagonize him he'll kill you with his Star blaster or with his hooves or with his power armor tail. He. Will. Kill. You. Without. Hesitation!"

Soon the V-7 Vertibuck landed at Helipad four and the side and back door opened and Purple looked down acting all sad.

"Lieutenant Honey Cake," said Colonel Autumn Leaf, "I decided to visit in pony for your report. Within a week and only made a four percent progress."

"I've been busy," said Lieutenant Honey Cake, "I've caught the Wasteland Guardiand's leader but they're second in command is a crafty son of a gun."

"I don't care," said Colonel Autumn Leaf, "I'm about to assault Red Eye's Cathederal soon and it's either you're going to be there and act as a rearguard or after I kill that bastard I will do your job for you and kill the Raiders, and Slavers out here and I don't care how many soldiers I waste. I'll do it myself if I have to."

"If your armor is supposed to be terrifying," said Purple neutrally, "It doesn't work for me my mother was scarier than you and she's a saint! And at least I didn't brand my older brother as a so-called "Dashite" unlike you. You're reputation proceeds you Colonel Devil or Scourge of the Wastes."

Colonel Autumn Leaf didn't hold back and punched Purple in the mouth for what he said and said "I won't be afraid to kill you but you're not much of a threat. Red Eye is more of a threat than you. You're just a lonely Stable Dweller, just a Stable delinquent."

Purple replied, "My mother can hit harder than you." Purple got up and wiped the blood coming out of his nose and mouth away, "And I'm less than a threat than Red Eye? I launched a fucking Balefire warhead at my own brother and I could've easily sent it here or to another GPE bases or at you. I have a feeling this Red Eye will either kill you or make you his personal bitch if he or this "The Destroyer" whoever that is doesn't kill you. And I want to say that you'll probably beg like a foal for either Red Eye or "The Destroyer" to spare you."

"I'm intelligent and he won't know that we're coming and..." said Col. Autumn Leaf before being cut off.

"I'm intelligent too you imbecile." said Purple, "I volunteered to surrender and to see if we can come up with an alliance or truce. Also, I'm sure that this Red Eye probably prepared for your arrival if not turned his place in Fillydelphia into an almost impenetrable fortress."

"Before you two get into a pissing contest," said Lieutenant Honey Cake, "Colonel we'll be there and act and be your rearguard during the assault or what you want to call it when you want to kill Red Eye. Alright, move it prisoner."

Colonel Autumn Leaf then left to go back to his cloudship the, Overcast a ThunderHead-Class cloudship.

"What the heck was that?" asked Lieutenant Honey Cake, "You couldn't keep your mouth shut?! Didn't I say not to agitate him? He isn't the type who'll go buy you a beer and let you suck him off he's the type who'll probably break your neck in a wing beat. I told you he's a ruthless pony. He didn't become a Colonel by fucking ponies in the ass and or taking mares out on dates."

Purple replied, "Yeah he's a friendly pony. Maybe he should go to Stable 190 and take my sister off of her hooves where they'll be a cute couple because my sister is a bitch and not a mare I use to look up to. She was a nice pony but she married a piece of work who abuses her and mistreats her but she puts up with it and loves him and she takes his words at face value and does not question it. When he hitted her she told me to go talk to him he hit me with a Wild Pegasus Whiskey bottle and I beat the living daylight out of him but when I went to go back to talk to my sister somepony wanted to talk to me so I gave a few minutes to talk to somepony and my brother-in-law got to my sister first and played the victim card."

"Fuck her," said Lieutenant Honey Cake, "I can't stand ponies like her. They ask for your help and turn around and hate you because you did what they said to do. So Purple can I ask you for a favor?"

"What is it?" asked Purple, "You want me to shove a Balefire bomb up my brother's rear end?"

"No, and yes." said Lieutenant Honey Cake, "I have a feeling that Autumn Leaf will jump the gun and go assault "The Cathederal" early. He's a fucking idiot. What kind of officer throws countless soldiers to their deaths and he's also ruthless and with an ego to kill somepony? I've met his other brother forgot his name but he was nice. I was stationed in Neighvarro and trained there. The Drill instructor I had damn he was an asshole and hated his son well one of them. Col. Autumn Leaf and the Drill instructor I had looked alike well they look alike in my opinion."

Purple replied, "Maybe there father and son."

Lieutenant Honey Cake replied, "Who knows. Also, what the hell were you thinking after I told you not to antagonize Colonel Autumn Leaf?"

Purple replied sorrowfully, "I'm still pissed off that there were some Stable Dwellers who raided a group of mercenaries when I was in Stable 190 again. The group of ponies well my Stable had an entire floor called a "Cathedral" where we would go and pray for the pre-apocalypse or the pre-war princesses to keep us safe in the Stable and all that. They were willing to sell out their own Stable to capture on of their own for money. They even almost killed my mother so I'm sorry I still have a lot of feathers riled up."

They both entered the command building.

"Here you go Lieutenant," said a Pegasus mare, "Reports from Starlight squad is engaging Hellhounds, Granite & Aroura squads are busy engaging a evil Alicorn town down by Bottomless lakes, Lighting, Icepick, Boogeystallion, and Vampire squads is clearing a stretch of Highway 104 and Route 4 with forest around them."

"Thank you Technician fourth-grade Peaceful Glory," said Lieutenant Honey Cake, "Also, give your brother my congrats."

Technician 4th-grade Peaceful GLory replied, "You mean I can go to my brother's wedding?"

Lieutenant Honey Cake nodded her head in agreement and she was happy that she wasn't an all-around bitch anymore and started to grow a heart. She even thinks it might be due to she being pregnant with Purple's foal that she stole his sperm while he was in a medically induced coma. But she has been lying to her higher-ups saying that she's been getting fat of being in her office 23 hours a day.

Lieutenant Honey Cake looked around for Purple and the serene pegasus with chocolate mane and tail looked until she finally found him in her office looking at the warboard and it shows black rectangles with two black lines going diagonally from bottom left to the upper right and upper left to lower right which means infantry.

Purple saw white circles with blue stars which means they're Wasteland Guardians and a lot of red diamonds meaning hostiles even Safesville. Purple replaced the red diamond with a yellow diamond meaning the Alicorns there are friendly but nonaligned because they want peace and to be left alone no trouble but want to find a way to find a way to create more alicorns via breeding, not I.M.P. But they haven't asked Purple because he's a crossbred Alicorn.

"Maybe I am," said Purple, "Maybe I am the only male Alicorn and my purpose is or should be helping out the artificial Alicorns to breed. Who knows I'll gladly help out ponies with anything as long it ain't sexual fetishes. If Sunrise was here she would've know what to say or what to do. I miss you Sunrise I was here you were the brightest one here and was always there for us and me. You were my best friend who was more closer to me than my own sister."

Lieutenant Honey Cake replied, "That's going to be our daughter's name if we have a daughter. I'm going to name our daughter after Sunrise Storm."

Lieutenant Honey Cake then gave Purple a kiss and a hug.

***
Half an hour past where Paladin Sapphire was out of her power armor and wondered why Purple was taken so long so Paladin Sapphire Heart laid down on the seats and placed her right hoof on her crotch and started to pleasure herself.

"Paladin what are you doing?" asked Purple, "Pleasuring yourself again. Let me guess a date with Rosie Hooves? If you're going to masturbate do me a favor and don't moan and sleep talk. If you're going to ask me why or how I know you masturbate when I got my own room when I was fourteen and had nightmares I would go and sleep with my sister and sometimes she would take my own wing to pleasure herself."

"Your wing?" asked an embarrassed Paladin Sapphire.

Purple stuck out his right-wing which is cybernetic which he said "My brother cut my wing off and I got this cyber wing and I'm going to choke him to death. You ready to get out of here?"

Paladin Sapphire Heart nodded her head in agreement and walked over to Purple and ready to be teleported out only for Purple to clear his throat and point over to her set of power armor so she quickly got them in her magic and Purple teleported himself and her back to the town of Crimson.

***

In Paladin Sapphire's house in the garage.

Paladin Sapphire was at a power armor station. She modified her power armor to resist more radiation and energy damage. She even heard some hoofsteps approach and a door open to see Elder Encoded Pibble.

"Elder," Paladin Sapphire said bitchy.

Elder Encoded Pibble replied, "Watch your tone with me, young lady."

Paladin Sapphire Heart replied, "What are you going to do? Going to have my father rape me? I don't care I don't even want to see my parents and sisters again. I wouldn't care if they died the most painful way imagined."

"Well they want me to give you this," said Elder Encoded Pibble, "They want you to know that they want to let you know that they love you."

Paladin Sapphire snapped, "THAT'S COMPLETE AND TOTAL BULLSHIT! THEY NEVER LOVED ME! MY PARENTS ARE TOTAL ASSHOLES FOR FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS OF MY LIFE I WAS ALWAYS RAPED BY MY FATHER AND SOMETIMES MY OWN MOTHER! MY SISTERS ALWAYS DID THE "You can come to us and we'll help you with your problems" AND WHEN I DID THEY JUST SHUNNED ME AND LOCKED ME OUT! SO FUCK'EM THEY ALL CAN DIE AND I WOULDN'T GIVE A DAMN!"

Encoded Pipple placed the holotape down onto an old desk and said, "Since you're not with us anymore and hanging with us you need to hoof over your power armor and Magical Energy Weapon."

Paladin Sapphire replied, "Fuck you I worked my fucking ass off 24/7. If you want my Magical Energy Rifle, Novasurge Rifle, and Power Armor you have to take it from my cold dead hooves!"

"If you wanted to be like that," said Elder Encoded Pibble, "It'll be war and we'll take it by force and finally wipe this smudge stain of a town off the map."

"Paladin Sapphire replied, "Bring it on bitch! I would love to see you try!"

Elder Encoded Pibble then left and Purple walked in.

"Who was that?" asked Purple, "Also, how are you?"

"I don't know I could be on my period or I could be pregnant or just delayed in my period!" said angrily Paladin Sapphire, "Sorry. I'm fine. That was Elder Encoded Pibble the leader of the contingent I came with. Just a little pissed off that's all."

Author's Note

Yeah I broke the fourth wall