Fallout Equestria: Wasteland Guardian

Purple headed back to the town of Crimson and he hummed peacefully.

Purple just didn't pay attention to his surroundings and not too long later he soon arrived at the back of the town of Crimson. Purple saw Paladin Sapphire just sitting and staring up at the sky. It was a wonderful day even though it's still a hellish apocalypse.

Purple then sat somewhere and Paladin Sapphire then walked up behind Purple catching him off guard and he flipped her over in front of him on her back.

Purple then apologized to Paladin Sapphire for doing that he thought she was an enemy assassin who probably got fucked six days to Sunday by Base. But he realized his mistake.

Paladin Sapphire got up and dusted herself to get the dry dirt off of her and asked Purple how he was.

Purple replied, "I'm good. Took Fort Wild for us and I did it all myself. How are you?

Paladin Sapphire replied, "I'm fine. Ate some of my famous or infamous wasteland Chili. Thinking about going out and exploring later. Wanna come?"

Purple replied, "Sure I'll come with you. After all, aren't we a husband and wife duo?"

Paladin Sapphire replied, "Yeah we are. You're a stallion who'll gladly help out others without expecting something in return. Heck, you got a lot of mares pregnant to help them for one reason or another."

Purple replied, "Yup. That's how my parents raised me. Help others even if you don't get anything in return. I really didn't want to get them pregnant but I decided to help them. Like the second half of the Grand Pegasus Enclave mares. I... I actually get intimidated by their power armor due to the tail. But Lieutenant. I mean Colonel Honey Cake did it so she more or less predicted Operation: Cauterize's a failure and needed a way to grow their military back to full strength."

Paladin Sapphire replied, "When do you want to leave?"

Purple replied, "I'll be back in a few. Get what you want. But I say keep your pack under seventy-five pounds."

Paladin Sapphire replied, "I can carry more weight than that,"

Purple replied, "Alright. One hundred pounds. But when we leave I don't want to hear, "Oh Purple. I left my fancy magical energy weapon back home in the town of Crimson,". So make sure everything you have is squared away because I'm not the type who wants to turn around for something when somepony is supposed to have it."

Paladin Sapphire made sure she had everything she needed like her Novasurge rifle, a .44 Magnum, A few grenades, Healing Potions, bandages, and a saddlebag.

Purple just had his 7.62mm Battle Rifle, .45 Auto Pistol, a combat knife/w stealth serrated blade, and some Healing Potions, and Bandages. But Purple went shopping where he bought a pair of patrolman sunglasses, more ammo for his 7.62mm Battle Rifle, and .45 Auto Pistol.

The two then headed out and walked Northwest and the two didn't know what to say. But the two were constantly at alert to make sure nopony attacked them.

The two just walked for miles and soon the sunset came and they decided to seek shelter.

It felt like night fell instantly but they were in a two-story rectangle building. But when night fell they tried to start a fire.

"No we are not!" said Paladin Sapphire Heart, "We're not going to use one of my farts to light a fire."

Purple just used his lighter and started a fire and made a campfire.

They just sat there but they saw a reinforced wooden door with a misspelled "HELP" with it saying "HELL"

Paladin Sapphire said, "That isn't scary."

Purple looked at what she was talking about.

They heard Feral Ghoul sounds and heard running sounds and Feral ghouls started to bang and tear apart wooden boards. Purple entered S.A.T.S and it says "Zombie"

"Zombie?" said Purple, "Aim for the head. Shoot'em in the head."

They used their ballistic weapons and killed them but more and more kept coming. But what caught Purple's attention that the Earth Ponies, Unicorns, Pegasi, and even some Crystal Ponies in dirty dark olive green overshirts, dirty white undershirts, and dirty army combat helmets. Some of them were Zebra's without Cloaks and what's terrifying to them was that the Zebra's still have their Zebra Assault Carbines and the Ponies had their old standard-issued primary and sidearms back during the Equestrian-Zebra War.

They were lucky that the Zombies couldn't use their old weapons. But Purple bucked opened the door like nothing and they went in and they closed the door with Purple using his magic to keep the door up and the Zombies at bay.

Paladin Sapphire found some weapons and she gave Purple a Trench Gun which has five rounds in it. And she got a .30 Carbine rifle which has 15 rounds in it. She then told Purple to let them come.

They moved them down and would switch to their normal weapon but soon they were down and they decided to reload and if they were low on ammo they would just fire them off into the dead bodies. But Purple was smart enough to take a Zebra Assault Carbine.

"I say B.B.Q," said Purple, "They say "Welp I'm a goner". Now let's smoke some Ferals and Zombies."

More Zombies came and they just kept shooting and aiming for the head. But they were both happy that they were not dead yet and doing some target practice.

But after thirty minutes passed. The two ran out of ammo so Purple used his magic to keep them at bay and Paladin Sapphire Heart got some ammo for her and Purple.

***

In the morning in the town of Crimson.

Rocky Road got out of bed and she wondered where Midnight was and also wondered where Purple and Paladin Sapphire were. Even though she and Paladin Sapphire Heart don't get along they act like sisters and don't mean to hurt each other's feelings. But they just joke around even if Rocky does sound a little mean to her.

Rocky went into Purple's house and didn't find anyone in it but she did find a note saying in the general direction where the two went. Because Rock is the third in command. She got Critical, Starry, and the five former Steel Rangers, Sentinal Glance, Paladin Groomy Fury, Paladin Galaxy Swirl, Knight Sugar Pumpkin, and Knight Prismatic Twister.

They walked in the same direction the duo did yesterday. But it took several hours. But they heard gunfire coming from a ruined two-story concrete building and they went to it.

***
Inside

They saw Purple and Paladin Sapphire mow down Feral Ghouls and Zombies. But they helped them and got them out of there.

***

Back in the town of Crimson.

Purple was on his Pipbuck and didn't even know that he "leveled up" ten times now he's up to thirty. He hates it but he looked at his perks of it being.

Barter 54

Energy Weapons: 58

Explosives: 70

Guns: 100

Lockpick: 80

Melee: 69

Science: 47

Survival: 100

Unarmed: 89

Sneak: 100

Throwing: 44

Traps: 17

Outdoorspony: 34

First Aid: 100

Doctor: 100

Pilot: 11

Speech: 55

Athletics: 14.

Purple moved Athletics from fourteen to thirty, pilot from eleven to thirty-three, and Traps from seventeen to thirty-seven. Purple also chose the perks Full Charge now he knocks over bigger enemies, Archer now he can use bow and arrows and crossbows more easily even though he knows how to, Dead Silence he can move a lot more quietly than normal, Extreme conditioning he can run & sprint farther than normal ponies/creatures, and Bomb Squad where now in his special ability he can spot booby traps.

Purple wanted to choose Reconnaissance to help spot enemies who are hidden. But he can't do anything about it without ranking up to 32. But he and Paladin Sapphire went through a scary night and not going to go through that again.

I wish these Pipbuck 3000's didn't have "Levels". Purple thought, It gets annoying real, real quick.

Colonel Honey Cake scared the living heck out of Purple and asked Purple if he would like to help her.

Purple would due to his kindness and Combat Command Attack Honey Cake is running out of resources. And Purple agreed reluctantly. The fastest way is via a Vertibuck and the second fastest is boat.

They took a boat.