Fallout Equestria: Wasteland Guardian
Chapter 93: Diversionary Raid
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Lieutenant Vigirous Orchestria
First Grand Pegasus Enclave Ranger Battalion
Thirty Seven miles southwest of Fort Arsen
It was one in the morning and Lt Orchestria had seven objectives which were to neutralize enemy hardpoints, destroy the ammo stockpiles, destroy the fuel depots or barracks, search enemy buildings for documents, cause enough trouble that Ft Arsen sends some help, and cause a lot of casualties on the Grand Pony Enclave.
Lt Orchestra checked her Novasurge rifle and hopped down into an old wartime-made trench system that was made by the Crystal Empire Army in case of a Zebra invasion
I got this, Lt Orchestra thought, I got this! I got this! I GOT THIS! Let's do this!
Lt Orchestra got down into the trenches and either shot or stabbed The Grand Pony Enclave soldiers or officers not adding a majority of them were Grand Pegasus Enclave soldiers and officers.
"And that's what you get you treacherous fucks!" exclaimed Lt Orchestra, "I'm going to enjoy killing you all! Wish I would've made you all fucking Dashites!"
Lt Orchestra moved on and kept killing the Grand Pony Enclave soldiers and officers and stabbed them with extreme prejudice with her tail.
"And fuck you too you fucking cocksuckers!" said Lt Orchestra.
***
Rainy Night and three other Grand Pegasus Enclave soldiers came out of nowhere.
"Alright you three go blow up their supplies," said Rainy Night. "I'll go find anything they have for any plans or so."
Lt Orchestra stayed behind and covered the three young pegasi as they set charges onto things that go boom.
"Come on let's get out of here!" said Rainy Night, "We got a company holding a small town from an almost endless wave of Grand Pony Enclave jack wagons."
A vertibuck came and got them.
"Vulture 3-2 to Dry Lighting," said the Vulture 3-2 pilot, "We are en route to Lighting 3-3 location."
Snow Blue replied, "Roger that. They're surrounded and it's a strongpoint and they're in close quarters defense!The Grand Pony Enclave soldiers are mass charged and almost breaking through! Honey Cake with Purple and his friends are currently on the ground doing infiltration attacks and well-planned and coordinated attacks in a way to slow them down. That Critical fellow is sniping their officers in a assassination way with Moonshadow Spirit."
***
In a small town that's under siege by the Grand Pony Enclave.
A V-3 Vertibuck blew up near them.
"Damn it," said Vulture 3-2's pilot, "Alright, after we drop them off we head back to the Dry Lighting."
Lt Orchestra, Rainy Night, and the other three GPE soldiers got out of the V-3 Vertibuck flew back to the Dry Lighting.
"Rainy!" said Lt Orchestra, "Take the three stallions with you and head to the command building here!"
Rainy replied, "Got it, Lieutenant! Come on to the command building! Let's go!"
They headed to the command building to defend it. Lieutenant Orchestra went to the south of town where the fighting was the worst.
She readied her Novasurge rifle and fired it at the Grand Pony Enclave soldiers and officers.
"HELLHOUNDS!" yelled a GPE soldier, "THEY GOT HELLHOUNDS!"
The Grand Pegasus Enclave soldiers and a few officers shifted their fire to shoot to kill the Hellhounds. But that left a lot of them open to getting shot and killed.
Lieutenant Orchestra killed a Hellhound and saved a GPE soldier from getting killed only for another Hellhound to swipe its claw and cut his head off.
Tried to save him only to die anyway, Lt Orchestra thought, Can't save them all and in war that makes it worse because you can't save everyone.
Lt Orchestra went over to the remaining few GPE soldiers and decided to enter the command building and barricade the doors and windows. They went up to the second floor and shot down at the Hellhounds and Grand Pony Enclave soldiers.
"Dry Lighting come in," said Rainy Night. "Dry Lighting, this is Lofty 3-3 we need immediate support asap! We are surrounded by Hellhounds and the Grand Pony Enclave! Come in Dry Lighting!"
Snow Blue replied, "Rainy. Use your actual callsign."
"My callsign?" said Rainy Night, "How about that we're under siege by the enemy, and Hellhounds under their control are about to break through within several minutes and we desperately need help right fucking now!"
Snow Blue replied, "That's not proper radio protocol and that's not proper radio communications."
"Listen here damn it," said Rainy, "I, Do. Not. Give. A. Damn. About. Proper. Radio. Talk. I. Don't. Care. WE NEED FUCKING HELP RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR YOU'RE GOING TO GET A EAR-BLISTERING RANT FROM LAVENDER FOR LETTING US ALL FUCKING DIE AND AS A GHOST I WILL HAUNT YOU UNTIL YOU DIE!"
Snow Blue replied, "You don't have to yell Technical Fourth Grade Night! You know what I'm demoting you back down to Technician Fifth Grade."
"Honestly I don't care we need help!" said Rainy Night, "I don't care if my punishment is that I got to beat Purple's foals until I'm too old to not have any anymore! I don't care if you make me be his sex slave from now on!"
***
On the second floor.
Lt Orchestra shot out of a second-story window and she blasted the Hellhounds under the Grand Pony Enclave Hellhounds' command.
"Will. You. Just. Die. Already. And. Stop. Coming!" said Lieutenant Orchestra.
They heard a voice outside.
"I got a lot of issues to work out on you today," said a stallion.
It wasn't long until they heard a mare's voice. "How you holding up Lavender?"
Stallion replied, "Let's find a Vertibuck and assault my brother head-on."
The rest of the Grand Pegasus Enclave inside quickly found out it was Lavender Purple Painting Silver Canvas Serenity Astrology, Rocky Road, Sapphire Love, and Flared Blizzard.
Critical and his marefriend were still hunting down the Grand Pony Enclave Officers and assassinating them.
***
Back on board the Dry Lighting, Purple stayed up all night working on the Equestrian tank making it into an operational state and he definitely wanted to use the .50 Cal HMG to shoot his brother's legs and wings off.
Purple found a book inside the tank and it was the well former tank commander. It was a journal saying that his sisters work for several Equestrian Arms manufacturers.
"I can't believe my eldest sister Cinnabar Sea got a job at Remhayngton Arms, Second eldest sister Stone Lance got a job at C0lt, my middle sister Crimson Gizmo got a job at Lock, Bolted Dew got a job at Springhoof Arms, and youngest sister Lavender Aloe got a job at Bascule arms. Of course, Lavender Aloe and Crimson will be supplying police depts across Equestria. But their main competitors are Ironshod Firearms to supply the Equestrian Armed Forces.- Staff Sergeant Wildbeak Redwood. Yeah, I'm a pegasus serving in the Equestrian 23rd Armored Division instead of the Shadowbolts. If you don't like it you can suck it,"
We did have a lot of soldiers and tanks in the war, Purple thought, What was it? That's right it was four platoons of five M4A3E8 105mm, four platoons of M4A3 75mm, three platoons of 5 M5A1 light tanks, and eight platoons of five 90mm MBTs. That's 40 Main Battle Tanks. Fifteen light tanks and forty medium tanks. That's not adding three platoons of twelve self-propelled guns and four platoons of nine half-tracks or APC's.
Purple took a sip of Sparkle Cola and continued with his inner monologue, That's about thirty-six self-propelled guns, and thirty-six half-tracks with four hundred and thirty-two Equestrian Infantry ponies. The Zebra's had the same but their tanks were either underpowered or had bad transmissions. Not adding near forested areas Equestrian Infantry could fire their bazookas and later rocket and missile launchers at the sides or rear and blow them up in one hit. At least our tanks then had reinforced armor before rolling off the factory floors and the crews added additional armor in case.
Purple got the tank to run even though he had to 'borrow' some stuff from the Grand Pegasus Enclave to get it up and running.
***
"Morning Lavender," said Lt Orchestra, "Do you want some help?"
Purple replied, "Sure. Help fix the engine?"
They got out and worked on the tank's engine and Purple did the transmission to get it up and running.
"How far is it until we reach your brother's last bastion on this wasteland?" asked Lt Orchestra.
Col. Spring Charm replied, "A day's flight. Purple got any stories to tell?"
"Yeah we love your stories," said Sapphire Love.
Purple replied, "Alright another one from my six times great grandma. It all started on a rainy night,"
"I'm here," said Rainy Night.
Purple replied, "Not you Rainy. But it was night and it was raining."
"Oh, my bad," said Rainy Night.
Author's Note
Remhayngton is a parody of Remington
C0lt is a parody of Colt
Lock is a parody of Glock
Springhoof is a parody of Springfield
Bascule is a parody of Beretta
