Welcome to Runeterra...

by Blaze Caster

Chapter 1 This in going to be Interesting

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When I regained consciousness the first thing I noticed was a giant pain in my back, the second thing was I saw a lavender unicorn the looked like an anthro Twilight Sparkle wearing a sexy steampunk outfit. you know what they say less is more. Next to her was the spitting image of Heimerdinger yellow yordle with crazy Einstein hair wear blast goggles and a nice deep blue lab coat, matching boots, and pants. I was so groggy from waking up from that 'forced nap' the first thing to come out of my mouth was " Did someone get the number on that train?" then I fell back with a heavy breath.

"Lad are you ok?" asked Donger

"No I have a huge pain in my back and I'm not in the ever-free forest," I stated The lavender unicorn who I'm now sure is Twilight commanding a purple drake wearing welding goggles brown shirt under a black apron with utility belt and jeans. Pretty sure that's Spike.

"He is not thinking straight. Twilight go get the medical bag on the far wall we keep some stocked for Ziggs!" Donger commanded pointing to a giant red bag in a glass case.

"Yes, professor." Twilight replied then did a double-take "Wait why do we have med bags for Ziggs does he have medical training?" She Questioned

Donger sighed "No we keep them for the aftermath for him bombs he has been accident-free for three da... " As Donger said that 'BOOOM!' Came from down the hall Then he looked down at the floor and sighed again "It well it was good while it lasted." He said I tried to get only to get pushed down by Twilight.

"No, stay down we have to see if your ok," she said in a worried tone. She was fumbling with the medical bag pulled out a strange device humming over me. When she pushed me down I saw she was wearing a necklace with a familiar purple star.

So that is where her Cutie-mark is interesting I thought to myself. I feel something on my waist when I looked down I saw to keep me down one of her hands was on my crouth. So in a perverted voice, I told her. " If you just wanted to feel me up you could have just asked. " with mirth in my voice.

She looked at me blankly then she realized where her hand was moved to herself with a very beat red blush. " Sssoorry!" she sheepishly responded.

I start rubbing my face with my hand "So where am I?" I asked.

Donger looked at me and asked "You lad are in Piltover Academy. So lad where are you from?"

I took a deep breath "I can't think right now all I want to do is rest right now." I said flatly." I looked around the room saw bronze tables bronze walls. 'They like bronze' I thought to myself.

Twilight spoke up "From the scans nothing is broken but I can't pick up anything else. no blood type race Nothing!" she looked at the scanner puzzled.

Donger pointed at me and told Twilight. "Twilight he needs rest to take him to the spare dorm. The infirmary will be overflowing and nothing is broken. We won't get any answers till he gets some rest."

"Alright, sir can you walk?" Twilight asked she offered her hand to help me up off my ass I took it gratefully. "I can't wait to tell Aspect Celestia of the progress of my project." She said to herself I rolled my eyes then realized what she just said.

After I got helped up I stumble a bit and then leaned into her. then spoke to her. "Sorry I don't have my balance right now." as I start yawning. Her assistant Spike rushed over to help her move me through the long halls of the academy to the spare dorm. Spike opened the door. Twilight helped me to the bed. the room reminded me of a four-star hotel a queen size bed with red coverings a small bedside table two-door, one that looks like leads to a bathroom the other, I think is a closet wall of bronze no surprise with gold trims, and a mannequin in the corner of the room Dressed as a medieval jester. "I will talk to anyone tomorrow I'm just tired," I told both Spike and Twilight they nodded at me. I laid back in bed and started to think of what was in store for me in my new world as a smile crept onto my face.

"Aspect Celestia Meaning She has the power of a celestial from Mt Targon. I shuttered at what aspect she could have not sure who will be here multiverse makes things very interesting. Knowledge of a character can only take me so far since in the multiverse anything can be so I should be careful in assuming anyone is friend or foe." I Said to myself. I yawned again cover myself with the blanket sinking into the bed and fell asleep.

Six hours later

As I opened my eyes there was light flooding in through the blinds hitting me right in the eyes. "AHHH FUCKING SON OF BLIGHT-DRIVEN WHORE MY EYES THEY BURN!!!" I Proclaimed Trying to escape the sun's morning wrath my foot got stuck on the blanket so I decided to greet the floor with my face. "Uh Well, at least I'm fully awake now," I grumbled out with a sigh. when I picked myself up and I saw myself in the full body mirror I saw a well-toned well colored white man With deep royal electric blue eyes with ash black hair styled like Dante from Devil may cry. on top of my head is a black cowboy hat looking what down I had on a black trench coat with a hood with red chain ascent going down my arms With a grinning skull on the back wear all the chains were coming from my shirt had a picture of a throne made of skulls with text skull for the skull throne. Wearing a nice pair of action blue jeans with nice pair of cowboy boots. "Nice I look amazing," I commented to myself.

"I heard a knock on the door are you ok?" asked Twilight from behind the door. I walked over opened the door she had a similar outfit she had on yesterday.

"Yea just woke up with the sun directly in my eyes, I replied. I'm ready to make sure anyone that wants to hear my story is there I don't like repeating myself," I told her.

"Ok, it will take about twenty minutes to get everyone," she stated to me. I closed my door "Now what to do for Twenty minutes?" I ask myself as if at that monument my right arm was engulfed in shadow Leaving a Black clawed Gauntlet with three gems in it One was an emerald the others were ruby and sapphire. when it was finished appearing it started to ring? It sounded like a discord call. A screen appeared with a pick up it said from the dungeon heart. I pressed the green phone icon and was greeted with the sight of a dark elf with finely Bronzed skin sitting on a red throne wearing a black dress.

"Greetings my Master," She said as she got off the throne and bowed to me. "The Dungeon Heart is completed we await your orders, Master," She told me.

now, this is the power of the gantlet so I have my own dungeon. "ok have some questions." I told the dark elf. "First your name, second what are you willing to do for me, Third where is this dungeon?" I questioned.

After I finished my question She looked up at me through the screen with a smile on her face. For your first question, my name is Thalya last of the dark elves, for your next answer." she stands straight up and in one fluid motion she drops her dress give me an I full of her lovely shaped body she had the curves in all the right places her breasts swayed with the slightest of movements. My pants decided with a majority vote that is needed my blood flow, and save that knowledge for a later date. "As for your last question in a pocket dimension linked with you, my master," Thalya answered. She picked up her dress and as quickly dropped it she had back on as fast.

I shuffled on the bed tiring to get the blood flowing away from my pants. "All right how many entrances are there to the dungeon?" I asked her.

She put a finger to her chin "Only one so far we may find more as we dig out." Thalya answered

I straightened myself upright "Alright here are my orders I want the little snots to put up a sign at the entrance that says private property trespassers will be killed." I continued to think of my orders. "Put a mailbox there too, so anyone that adventures in will just be the greed or despite. we need a prison to collect Darkness from the thieves, they will eventually come for my gold or kill my dungeon heart both are unacceptable." I ordered.

The dark elf bowed "As you wish master it shall be done." Thalya replied she spoke up once more. "What order shall we focus, Horde, Undead or demons?" she asked.

I stared at her and spoke up "Undead will be easiest to start since death means nothing to them. Have the undead in the hall opposite the entrance keeps the prison safe. But I will need a very large graveyard and prison. Search for the endless nods and build a massive treasury so we will have funding." I Ordered I took a breath. "That will be all Thalya your dismissed for now!" I Stated.

She got up from the bow Master there is one more thing I will send you your spellbooks so you can summon Me. She said with emphasis on me with a little lust in her voice. "And your other minions," she stated flatly and walked over to the screen and I hear the disconnect sound from discord.

A few minutes later

There was a knock on the door "Hey we are ready for you." said the voice of Twilight. I got up off the bed and headed towards the door. Not realizing the mannequin I saw last night was gone. When I opened the door Twilight and Spike was outside my door waiting for me She took a look at my arm now with the glove on it "What is that?" she exclaimed.

I sighed I will tell you with everyone else can we go." I said already annoyed with the number of questions I was about to receive. I rubbed my face with my nonclawed hand. as Spike and Twilight guided me down the long hallways to a room called conference room three. as I enter the room I saw it was a relatively normal meeting room with office chairs a big wooden desk with a podium at the back. I saw Heimerdinger sitting on a very raised office chair next to him was a charred yordle wearing cracked blast googles and Kevlar Armor? laughing like a mad man balancing on a ball in his chair. with a double-take that ball was not a ball it was a giant unlit bomb. this was Ziggs THE HEXPLOSIVES EXPERT. On the other side of Donger sat a man was a tan earth pony Stallion with a very chiseled muzzle with a dirty blonde mane with a puffy collared black coat accented with bronzed right power armor arm with white pants and golden boot. the golden hammer gave away who he was Jayce DEFENDER OF TOMORROW.

Jayce stared at me and frowned So this is him. He stated

"Now we can begin." Jayce said coldly sending chills up my spine.

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