Equestria Handiman: The Saga Continues

Groaning in exhaustion Mark slowly started to wake up only to be startled by the realization that he was tied down on both arms, legs, and on his torso against a metal bed suspended on a diagonal angle, with a bright white light heating his face.

Starting to panic he trashes around but couldn’t break free as he tried to make sense of what was happening.

“Spike! He woke up! Hurry!” A female voice yells and soon the light is pushed away, replaced by a purple slime dragoness with green scales on top of her head acting as her hair on a mohawk style wearing a white trench coat, black pants, a green t-shirt, and golden band on her left wrist. Currently grabbing his hand in an attempt to relax him.

“Calm down Fives, calm down, I’m here” She smiles at him showing her fanged teeth.

“The hell I’m gonna calm down! Who are you, people? What is this place? Why the hell did you kidnap me?” He continued to thrash around as he looked around, finding that he was currently in some kind of lab well lit with windows showing it was the middle of the day, most likely noom, and the rocky walls telling him that he was most likely in a castle.

“Easy there fives, we're not gonna hurt you” Spike slowly approached him with a needle on one hand, as he raised both and looked at him with pity. Like the dragoness he was wearing almost the same clothes as her only with his shirt being a way darker green and the golden wrist was on the other arm.

“You are home dude, now please relax, I don’t want to use this” He shows the needle, and getting the message he takes a deep breath and calms down enough so he could put the injection away, the dragoness never leaving his hand.

“Thank you, Fives” The dragoness squished his hand a bit harder in happiness for his compliance before letting go “Ok before anything else, let me ask you a couple of questions. First one, do you know where you are?”

“Judging by how the Spike from my world would never do this to me” He raised his wrist a little “I’m gonna assume this is not my universe and he is the resident one, now your turn, who are you exactly?” He raised an eyebrow at her before looking at Spike “Did you start a family in this timeline?”

“I always had one before, but what does that…NO!” He immediately answered when they realized the implication while the lady just laughed and shook her head as she pointed at both repeatedly.

“No, no, we are not…well in a way are but not the way you think nope, he is not…and I’m not. We are both the same dragon, just different worlds and genders” She then gets sad “You don’t know who am I?”

“He never saw you in the first place Pika, cut him some slack” Spike pat his counterpart

“You were also kidnapped then?” Mark looked at them with a raised eyebrow.

“Oh no, we are not prisoners, I'm here on my own free will, after I left Ponyville to find my roots on Dragon Valley and when I came back years later well…it didn’t feel like home anymore” Pika shake her head and hands “It a long story, you just need to know this Twilight Sparkle found me offer me a job as her second assistant and I took it”

“And you got it right the first time, this is my dimension same as yours”

“Excuse me?” Mark raised an eyebrow.

“This is your home Fives” Pika elaborates pointing around here “This place right here is where you were born”

“Ah…what?” That all Mark can ask, still perplexed by the claim.

Meanwhile At the Throne Room

Exiting the mirror through dimension Ruling Twilight Sparkles invites the royals sister who has to hold their head from dizziness as they came through

“Yeah it took me a couple of tries before I get used to the sensation” Twilight mentions with a smile

“It ok, I’m mostly rusty, since there was been a while since I jump through dimensional portals”

“Sister?” Luna look at her in surprise but she dismisses her

“A story for another day, for now, I believe there is a more present matter”

“Agree, this way please” Twilight steps aside and guide then throws the hallways of her royal palace as they follow nobody noticing the fly that came out of the mirror after the royal sisters.

Once on the floor Discord, Chrysalis and Daisy step out of the fly and grow to their regular size as the fly, hover near Discord “Told you it will faster by Uberfly” Discord smirk as he checks his scroll “Thanks for the ride Mr. Fly I will give you five poop emojis”

The fly thanked him and raised his cab hat before flying away. Daisy is still blinking in complete shock.

“Did–Did we just hitch a ride on a…?”

Chrysalis grabs her shirt and drags her along “It Discord, don’t question it, now let go there is no time to waste” They all hide behind a pillar when they hear the sound of guards approaching.

Keeping quiet the three peek outside once they think they are going, only to get confused by how all the male stallions look like Big Mac while the mares looked like Applejack for the earth ponies while the two unicorn mares looked like Rarity. All of them wearing identical royal guard uniforms that they were all used to but purple.

Luckily the guards seemed to be too busy chatting to notice them and when the wall clock hit noon they got stiff and resumed patrolling the hallways.

“To anyone, didn’t that look creepy?” Daisy voiced her opinion as Chrysalis nods

“Huh, I always kind of wonder what would it look like if Twilight went full OCD while ruling. Not gonna lie, I’m kind of disappointed. I was hoping something like maids and butlers having to wear rulers”

“You weren’t that far off” Daisy points at a nearby window where he could spot from another tower a maid having to use a construction ruler in a painting to ensure it was perfectly lined with the straight lines in the wall of the hallway.

“Yep there it is”

“Excuse me! We are on a mission here, focus ponies focus” Chrysalis reminds them as they advance carefully, sticking to the shadows and trying not to bring too much attention to themselves.

“So what is the plan exactly? We kind of never discuss it” Daisy's question makes everyone pause at the moment

“You know I never thought this ahead I usually not the planning type” Discord confess and Chrysalis shrug

“I was mainly thinking going for a nail for each wrong answer and then moving to teeth if she still refused to cooperate until that Twilight tell us all we want”

Both Discord and Daisy got pale at the idea.

“What?” Chrysalis looked at them with a raised eyebrow “Aren’t you angry too?”
“O…k Chrypone, let all take a deep breath and think of a less sadistic option ok?”

“Well, maybe we should start by saving the princesses?” Daisy suggests “I mean Twilight took them because of a reason right? Maybe if we can convince them that there is something wrong. They could help us come up with a plan to save Mark”

“Yeah let's start there” Discord points at her as Chrysalis sigh “Fine we will go with…wait” She starts to sniff around until she detects a familiar fragrance “Could it be, not it can be that easy”

“What is she doing?” Daisy asks, pointing at the changeling.

“Let's just say, you are not the only one that has their eyes placed on our favorite human” Discord replies with a smirk.

“Oh? OH! Weird Mark never mentions dating her”

“He hasn’t, queeny here haven’t got brave enough to ask him…”

“He is here!” Chrysalis startled them both by her unusual excitement “And it is not too far, Mark is here, this Twilight. She must have taken him prisoner on some dungeon”

“Wait, you can smell him?”

“I’m a changeling, I can smell love and once I get the sense of my target I never forget it”

“Great, then you two could go rescue him” Discord give both changelings a Holstaur a little push forward “You could use the extra muscle Chrissy”

“You are not coming?” Chrysalis questions him.

“Somebody needs to save, Moon and Sunbutt, right? Plus I imagine you might like to earn affection points for rescuing your stallion in distress” Discord smirk and enjoy the surprise face on both.

“But if you prefer to change jobs I suppose I could take care of him while you go”

“I will do it!” They both say in stereo making him laugh “I thought so, I will get you a distraction once you grab him just run and head back to the mirror.”

They all nod to the plan and split up.

Back in the lab

“Ok Fives since you are awake this is the perfect opportunity to ask you a couple of questions” Pika picks a clipboard and goes over some of the papers.

“Ah, can we go back to you thinking I was born on a probe? Because I’m sorry to break it to you guys but you got the wrong guy. I might not remember much but I sure remember being from Earth” Mark insisted but they don’t seem to pay him too much mind or were downright ignoring his pleas.

“Fascinating so you remember your home planet?” Spike questions with a clipboard of his own.

“Yes! That is what I’m telling you” He started to get more and more frustrated by their replies.

“Please Fives calm down I know this might sound confusing now but I promise, everything would make sense and things would go a lot far easier and faster if you just answer these questions” Pika plead with him

“It would be easier to calm down if you at least take out this restraint” Mark shows them an eye. The only reason why he hasn’t continued trying to break free is the needle still at the table and arms reach for either dragon to inject him with

Pika thinks about it and then snaps her fingers “Tell you what, why don’t we continue with this back and forward? we ask and then you ask back, and when we finish we take out your restrains”

He eyed them suspiciously “Promise?”

“We promise” Spike agrees and nods

He continued to have his doubts but ultimately decided to play along and sigh in resignation. “Fine, but could you at least, stop calling me that, I’m not a number, I have a name so I would appreciate it if you used it.”

Both dragons exchange looks before nodding “Sounds good for us. Ok, then “Mark” next question, what is the earliest memory you have of Equestria?” Spike continues

“My earliest memory? You mean like when I crash-landed?”

“Pretty much although it is not necessarily the norm, some wake up, some are transported, some are reincarnated, both with their bodies or inside some other ponies, among others” Pika elaborates.

“How do you know so much about all this stuff?”

“We and Twilight have been studying a lot about the multiverse, including the Anonymous Variable”

“The, what now?”

“We are getting sidetracked here ponies” Spike raised a pencil “Mark, please answer the question?”

“Well, I suppose my earliest memory is me crash landing right in the middle of Canterlot Castle and into Celestia's throne room. And boy is that quite the story”

“Fascinating” Pika nod and both dragons start to write something down

“And are you sure there wasn’t anything else before that, like maybe a stadium or an arena?”

“An arena?” Mark looks at him perplexed until Pika scowls him

“Spike! Twilight told us not to force any memory, stay on the scrip”

“Sorry I only wanted to make sure”

“No, no go back, what do you mean by an arena?” Mark repeats more intrigued “You mean the one I invented in Bullhorn alley?”

That caught their attention. “That you invented?” Pika repeat

“A kid story for nightmare night, that type of arena is what you are talking about? With Gladiators and life or death kind of battles?”

They just remain silent for a moment before writing down something.

“Hey!”

“Please don’t pay too much mind, we will explain later. For now, let's move on to the next part of the exam”

Spike brings a poster of Princess Cadence “Do you know who this is?”

“Yeah it's Princess Cadence”

“Good and what is your relationship with her?”

“I'm not interested in her, if this is what this is about, she is married and besides my bro code with Shining Armor, I’m NOT a homewrecker”

“That is sweet but it doesn’t exactly answer our question, it answers the next one but I’m afraid we need to insist on this one in particular” Pika mentions

“I suppose you can call us close friends although a bit nosey, she likes to know about my love life, each time we see each other”

“Uhu” Pika continues to write things down.

“But you agree she is attractive right?” Spike presses on.

“To a degree, again I will not try anything. Now it is my turn, you kept calling me “Fives” a moment ago, why are you so sure I’m an experiment?”

“We are almost certain you are, this is the reason for this test. You would see” Pika smile at him before going back to write things down. “Also it is not just fives, we simply reduce it, your full name is 5T-S, but well that in itself is an acronym sooo…”

“Let's continue, ok” Spike brings things on track “So you claim not to be interested in Cadence, but what if she were available?”

“Even if that's the case, I’m not sure it will change things up” He shook his head.

“Not even if she is wearing something like this!?” He showed him a series of photos of Cadence posing with different outfits, all of them suggestive and some even on a bikini. For some reason, the most revealing ones start to give him shivers. A reaction that Pika quickly pick up

“Ok seriously knock it off you two, it's not gonna happen!” Mark starts to squirm at his table looking away “Why are you so set on making me have the hots for…”

His eyes widen the second they show her on a Greek emperor assemble and his vision turns white as he is catapulted into a repressed memory.

Tied down on an X shape table Mark was struggling to break free, completely naked as a luscious Cadence entered the room with two guards.

“Leave us” She orders her escorts who give her a short bow and comply leave them alone as she approaches a stool full of toys and torture device until she picks a whip “How is my favorite toy doing today, hope you are full of energy this morning”

To his surprise, she pulls out her toga and undresses it in front of him deliberately dropping the wipe, and picks it up in front of him showing her ass and dripping untrimmed pussy. “The gods have blessed you with an incredible gift Mark”

Breaking the air with her wipe, Mark starts to tremble as she slowly turns around to see him showing her inverted nipples starting to get erect and lactate. “It will be a shame to cut them off if you don’t satisfy me” She laughs maniacally as Mark gulps and ready himself with closed eyes.

“Don’t be scared, I promise if you do a good job I will let you eat and even have a taste of ambrosia” She grabs his nose and forces him to open his mouth as he refuses to look.

The memory ends and the two dragons appear confused about how he was unusually quiet now.

“Empress Cadence Maximus” He mumbles to no one, shocking the dragons as Pika smiles “You are starting to remember?

“I’m gonna kill that horny bitch!” He starts to see red and finding new strength not only rip his handcuff but also start to bend the metal of his bed.

“Oh, he remembers alright'' Spike panicked and was about to sedate him when the door burst open hitting them and leaving both unconscious.

“Mark!” They both yell and rush toward him but he was unresponsively blinded by pure rage as he was about to break free, seeing the mares as guards and giving him a target to attack.

“Stay back” Chrysalis warn Daisy “He is not himself right now”

“Mark, what have they done to you” Daisy starts to tear up not wanting to believe that they turn him into some kind of feral beast.

Meanwhile, Discord luckily was getting better luck in distracting Twilight by barely moving to the right or left pieces of armor near them that keep bringing shivers at Twilight as she continue to excuse herself

"Twilight are you alright yourself, this is the fifth time you have excused yourself to correct the position of an armor" Celestia questions her with concern.

"Everything is fine Princess just a minute" Twilight nervously giggles before she shivers again and then sees the worse thing of all with one statute with a head for arm, arm for a head, missing one finger, leg lift, and position like it was in the middle of disco dance.

Suppressing a scream she keep smiling at the Princesses with a twitchy eye "L-Last one I promise" She then virtually ran away after the armor who tumbles and broke a window "No!!" In horror, Twilight gave chase to it

Celestia's concern only increases at the display "Oh Twilight what happens to you"

"I would like to ask the same sister, look" Luna points at a mosaic of Twilight and her friends heading in six different directions five of the main six appearing to have got themselves a family and descendants but on the top center of the mirror, Twilight lay all along moving the sun and moon.

"The mane six…split up?" Celestia guest by the image as they share a concerned look.

"Talk about a novelty am I right girls?" Discord suddenly appears in between the two startle them in the process "Discord!" Celestia glares at him "What in Equestria are you…"

"Ah pa, pa, pa, before anything else there are still two more missing" He cryptically says before poking their foreheads at the same time, as they are spiral, and then their manes and fur change colors.

Gasping for air Molestia and Lusuna were brought to their knees "Oh by the stars…that felt horrible!" Molestia grab her throat

"What happens to us?" Lusuna continues standing up while holding her head.

"It appears dear new Twilight has been taking a trip to the dark side and is not much of a fan of her teachers being a slut"

"Hey!" Molestia glares at him "That is harsh…although not completely untrue" Their eyes suddenly wide "Marky Po! What did she do with him? I could still hear her, this Twilight wants to erase him from our memories and all his glorious deeds!"

"Nice one Celly, nice one" Discord put a graduation hat on her head "You figure it out right…"

"Where is he!" She virtually yells grabbing his face

"Right, right, no time to explain Chrysalis and Daisy are picking him up, let go" He starts to drag them away "Let's hurry that prank will not keep Twilight busy forever.

"Wait, Chrysalis?' Lusuna question in surprise.

"I will explain on the way, now onwards my heated mares!"