An account of the private life of party animal Pinkamena Diane Pie and her secret methods for creating the most delicious and well-known cupcakes in Ponyville.

WARNING: EXTREMELY GRAPHIC AND DISTURBING CONTENT. VIEWER DISCRETION IS HIGHLY ADVISED. NOT FOR CHILDREN OR THE WEAK OF HEART.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the original author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual Ponies, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.