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As the setting turned to black, ADA introduced the next segment.

"The bonus segment is about to begin with the second Silly Songs with Larry."

"Horray!" exclaimed Pinkie Pie, "I was hoping that Larry would make more Silly Songs!"

"Correct," said ADA, "the Forgive-o-Matic was not as popular as Bob and Larry expected, and they got loads of fan mail asking about why they didn't do a Silly Song."

"I guess I was right about that Forgive-o-Matic becoming a disappointment," said Applejack.

"This Silly Song," continued ADA, "was based on Larry's experience of being unable to find his razor in the bathroom one morning, and he wrote this song in response. But Bob decided not to let Larry sing a song about a razor, worrying about children who would go in the bathroom, find their parent's razor, and cut themselves."

"Good call," said Fluttershy, "even I'm uncomfortable rubbing a sharp object on my body."

"Tell me about it," said Twilight. "When I visited Canterlot High School, I learned how the girls used razors to keep their legs smooth and shiny. When I tried it the first time, my legs couldn't stop bleeding. Thankfully, I learned to use an electric razor, which is far more convenient."

"Which is why," continued ADA, "Larry changed the item to a hairbrush."

"Ah," commented Spike, "the absurd irony of a smooth and shiny cucumber owning a hairbrush."

"Ha!" Rainbow Dash giggled, "this sounds like something Rarity would sing about."

"What are you insinuating, Rainbow Dash?" asked Rarity.

"Don't you remember that day when you acted like a total drama queen, when you couldn't find your ribbon at the Carousel Boutique, and when you forgot to bring plates for the picnic and said: THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE THING!" Rainbow Dash then began to mock cry.

"I'll admit," said Rarity, embarrassed, "I regret acting so whiny in those moments, but I've learned to buck up more since then."

"Yeah," said Rainbow Dash, "but maybe if you lost a household item that you used to look all pretty just like Larry in this song, you'd relapse and have a heart attack. Boo-hoo, Wa Wa, woe is me..."

"Alright, Rainbow Dash," Rarity groaned, "you've got your point across."

The scene then faded to a small set of bleachers with roses around it, and then the title card faded into place as the song began...

As the narrator concluded the Silly Song, the Mane Six and Spike threw the roses set up on the bleachers toward the countertop, and Larry took a bow...

"Woo-hoo! Congratulations! Encore!" yelled out Pinkie Pie as she whistled, "A fantastic performance of the Silly Song comeback! There is just one thing I don't understand. Why did Pa Grape, Junior, Bob, and The Peach get embarrassed by Larry wrapped around in a towel? Why would Larry even need a towel? Just like the hair on our bodies, Larry has a fleshy peel that would cover up his..."

"Gross Pinkie Pie!" interrupted Rarity, "show some decency."

"Oops," said Pinkie Pie as she giggled, "my bad, after all, this is an E-rated fanfiction."