Hating Equestria Girls

I couldn't believe it.

Those femine idiots got magical abilities. On top of that their performance of tonight was being put on YouTube for all the world to see.

I sign up for a week at Camp Everfree just to get away from my mortal enemies for a week and this is what I find out. The Rainbooms seem to be even MORE powerful now. Of course I tried to stay away from them, but they always seem to find me at every turn. I tell you it's wearing me out. It kills me so much, I literally wrote a song about it.

Once I returned to my cabana, I couldn't help but notice the Rainbooms in a celebratory group hug. I sighed and sang:

"Pony Girls, Pony Girls
Everywhere I look I can see them."

Blah, Blah, Blah, I'm a hater.

Pinkie Pie noticed me, she asked, "Heartbroken, is that you?" Before wrapping me in a hug and practically snapping my vertebrae in half.

And I'm like, "Kill me now."

"Why, what's wrong?" Twilight asked.

"If you could hear yourself, you wouldn't ask that question." I told her.

"You didn't tell us, you'd be here." Applejack said.

"Yeah, cause I didn't think the seven of you would be here." I groaned gasping for breath. "How could you possibly stand to be around me?"

"What do you mean?" Rarity asked.

"Hello? I was mean to you." I said. "I tried to kill you."

"That was me." Sunset said.

"No, I started that fight with Rainbow Dash." I recapped, "Now go, I'm tired of the horrible things that happen when you girls are around."

"Oh sure, blame us!" Rainbow Dash Scowled.

"Come on, let's go." Fluttershy said.

The next morning, I woke up and went to the mess hall for breakfast and just my luck, the Rainbooms were sitting at a table, all with smiles.

"Hey, look who just came in." Said Rainbow as she dashed up to me.

"Oh yeah, sure, give me a heart attack why not?" I said.

"Sit, sit." Pinkie Pie gestured.

Did I really want to sit with these skunkbags? Well, Applejack grabbed me and pulled me to their table. So there I sat trying not to listen to the conversation, watching them talk about and use their powers.

"Heartbroken, what do you think?" Sunset asked.

"I think I deserve to be dead." I grimaced, "Or perhaps I died yesterday and you girls are my eternal punishment."

"You're like a constant downer huh?" Pinkie Pie said.

"So what should we do today?" Fluttershy asked.

"Archery?" Twilight suggested.

"Let's!" Everyone yelled.

"Come on, Heartbroken." Pinkie squealed, "Let's get to shootin."

"No! Leave me alone!" I yelled, infuriated.

Pinkie's hair deflating after I said that. Rainbow Dash tried to hit me but was pinned down by Applejack, Fluttershy was scared and held on to Twilight. Rarity gave me that headshake of disapproval and Sunset, well she grabbed my shirt and I was then face to face with her.

"You bastard orphan son of a whore." She shouted, "Why the hell are you being so rude to us?"

"You want to know why I'm being so rude to you?" I asked, "I hate you. You want to know why I hate you? Have a look." I reached out my hand as a notion for Sunset to read my memories, so she did.

Thirty seconds later

"Oh my God, it's me." She cried, "I'm the reason you hate us."

"What did you find out?" Fluttershy asked.

"It all started when I wrecked your friendship."

Dramatic Flashback

"Well the rest of you can go to hell. I don't want to see any of you again." Rainbow Dash yelled walking out and slamming the door.

"It's your fault we lost Rainbow Dash." Pinkie Pie yelled.

"Who are you talking to?" Asked Spotlight Gleam what Heartbroken's name used to be.

"Any of you ALL of you I'm outta here." Pinkie Pie yelled.

"Same here, I got BETTER things to do." Applejack shouted.

"I don't need any of you." Rarity said.

"You're all jerks." Fluttershy said.

"Wait!" Called Spotlight Gleam, "Does anybody care what I think?

"No!" They all yelled and they were gone.

End of Flashback

"And after that, I changed my attitude, my name and my appearance AND renounced all my other friendships."

"But we're all friends again." Rarity said, "Why are you still being so mean?"

"YOU ALL BROKE ME BEYOND REPAIR." I Screamed, "Don't bother trying to fix this."

"Okay, so we fucked up." Rainbow said, "But we want you back."

"Not happening." I said.

Sunset was sad, she could not stop herself from sobbing about how she ruined me. Fluttershy rubbed her back.

"Why do you need me, anyway?" I asked bitterly, "You're all better off without me anyways!"