A human in Equestria
3) A Unicorn in town
Previous ChapterThe Canterlogic presentation was almost starting, me and Sunny managed get past security, and we hid behind the stage, which was probably going to start working soon. I cannot believe this, Why and How Pony kind got separated again..... it makes no sense, all this crap is just unbelievable...... "Uh Tyler? Are you ok? Sunny tapped my shoulders. Oh n-nothing Sunny I sometimes space out of my mind. Huh, well try not to now, the event is starting now.
Ok so what's the plan, Sunny? Just follow my lead she said,
Meanwhile
"Hey you know what Sprout? I think I finally got through to Sunny", Hitch proudly said to his partner. Then the lights go off to introduce the presentation of canterlogic. "It's the moment you have been waiting for, as the founder of Canterlogic, she's been keeping safe and stylish for the last 20 moons, please go wild the one and only Phylis Cloverleaf!"
"Thank you! Thank y- hey how are ya? Thank you so much! We here at Canterlogic are so thrilled to create products that protect ponies like you, from ponies like that!" she said repusively as crowd were booing in terror, and like I always say! To be scaredd iss? to be prepared she said along with the crowd altogether.
"Hey Sunny are you hearing this Ridiculous mare?", "yeah i know but let's just ignore what she says, it's irrelevant to us" she says whispering, we were behind the stage hearing all those ridiculous products introductions until, the lights finally turned on to show some devices for pegasi and unicorns with a test dummy.
"Alright Tyler this is our cue, come on, right behind you Sunny". So we both jumped in the test floor, Sunny pushed the dummy aside and I Joined her.
Phylis alongside the crowd gasped in shock of seeing the blunt interrumption of the presentation. Sunny was wearing a hoof made wings and horn with a poster with a horseshoe, wings and a horn.
"Earth ponies of Maretime bay, fear is not friend, but the unicorns and pegasi can be! Let's extend the hoof of friendship!"
"Yeah! All of the stories you all have heard about them are full of hooey, stop believing in those stories!" More ponies gasped.
Then a set of metal boots appeared and covered Sunny's hoofs, "what-? that is not what I meant she said. uhhh What is this now?" I asked worried.
"Turn it off! Turn it off!" Phylis kept whispering to a pink earth pony pressing a button to stop it but nothing happened.
"Aha ha ha so now can prevent an aerial abduction, with a new of anti-pegalite boots!" Phylis said nervously to keep to show going. Then some pegasi dummies appeared, out of nowhere from the ceiling.
"Piece with-ah Pegasi!, Unity! with-ah! unicorns!" Oh shit those dummies were taking her custom wings and horn, and now some of those dummies where after me.
One of them grabbed me by my shirt, so I punched a dummy and it let me go, then an uppercut another one. while Sunny was hitting one that was holding her hoofmade horn with her sign. "Give me that back! Ow!" Then they dropped the sign on her head.
*sighs* "Sunny", Hitch groans
I tried lifting Sunny by wrapping my arms around her body, I tried lifting her so hard, but these boots were really having Sunny's hoofs trapped. Then the ground started to move, I noticed how it started to flip making me jump out of the circle Sunny was trapped.
Then I saw a big claw lifting Sunny's entire body liberating her of those boots, while the floor was changing and there was a big red x on the floor.
"Ee-ee-eee-everypony take a look to our unicorn entrapment device!"
"Oh boy what is going to happen now?" As I say that, another claw put a helmet with a horn in Sunny's head, representing a unicorn, after that the claw dropped Sunny to the x on the ground, and a metal box appeared from the floor and trapped her inside with a siren making noise.
Jesus, Like how dark this future has become? I wondered in disgust.
I tried punching the box, but of course it wasn't working my hands were sore from the punches to the box. After some seconds i noticed there was an emergency button on the side of the metal box and I pressed it in Sunny was was free from it. While Hitch was telling the other two ponies who were in charge of the experiment to stop the machine.
"Toots, Sweets shut it down! sheriff orders, we are trying! It's fully automated means that it has to go through the whole cycle!". Another claw appeared and put wings on Sunny now, but this time the claw was holding her very tigh, and from my side. a strange device was shown, I didn't know what to think of it at first. But when I saw the claw, it lifted Sunny and started to spin her around the room and the machine started shooting slime balls at her.
"Peace with pegasi, unity with unicorns!" she kept shouting when the claw was still spinning her
"An--a -aand this is the Splatapult!", that bitch Phylis still announced
"Woaoaouau!, cease fire!" Sunny shouted Until she got a hit with a slime ball in the face almost knocking her out. At this point I was completely pissed, I tried to catch Sunny but the speed was so much, that instead of catching her, it sent me flying to the wall.
"OW motherfucker!" I shouted in pain
After everything was a shit show. Hitch saw the cable that was making the presentation work, so he pulled it off of the outlet, and after doing that everything went off, the cables, the splatapult, and the claw that was holding and spinning finally released Sunny. After that she was sliding to the center of the modeling floor, after that I got up and went next to her. More ponies gasped and some screamed with my sight, but nopony ran.
*pant pant* "Aren't you tired of being scared all the time? the truth is...we're not in danger, it's all a lie, we don't need any of this canterlogic junk", she expressed.
"Oh we don't? Do we? How to suggest we defend ourselves?, with huuugs and cupcakes?" She exclamated as the crowd was laughing.
"Who do you think you are you filthy stinky pony?!" I shouted completely pissed off with her statement.
She then cleared her throat and spoke: "Well and who and what are you to tell me how I run things around here you unknown monster!.... or maybe this creature wants to eat us all!" The crowd gasped in horror. "N-no wait what?! don't you dare manipulate this situation you stupid earth pony! you should be rotting somewhere in the sewers, where filth like you belongs!" I was beyond mad at this point.
"Hey that's my mom you're talking to!" Sprout shouted
"Shut your stupid mouth, mama boy". I spitted
"Tyler pls calm down enough of it already!" , Sunny put her two hooves in my shoulders reassuring me, "let me take it from here. Just imagine, if you had a friend who could fly, or a friend who cou- fry your brain with a single horn zap, or swoop down and snatch you away" Phylis interrupted Sunny and more ponies gasped.
"Sheriff do your job, Phylis says. Alright Sunny, let's go". "No! everypony needs to hear this. Everything you believe about pegasi and unicorns is wrong, they used to be our friends and can be again!"
"Hey we don't need any of that around here! Get off the stage!, That creature too get off already! Sunny you're just embarrasing youreself!" ponies in the crowd started shouting booing us two. "Come on, let's go show's over Sunny and Tyler".
"It's quite sad really, that bitch kept saying. Well where were we?" she says laughing nervously.
When were outside I sadly whispered to Sunny, I can't believe this didn't work, *sighs* They are like this everyday...Sunny followed
While were walking out Sunny went to the Smoothies car and closed the window, I followed her to reassure her. But then....
You two have any idea how many bylaws you broke in there? Hitch scolding us asked, I'm sure you're about to tell us, Sunny sarcastically said. "Actually for once I can't!. Because there's so many!" Sunny rolled her eyes while she was closing her business car, "and you Tyler I told not to make any disturbance! and what's the first you thing you did that i told you not to?" Hitch kept askig angrily. "Well actually for once I don't give a damn, because you all earth ponies are full hooey about unicorns and Pegasi!" I responded.
"And why do you care much this?! you aren't a pony". I was shocked in disbelief to heard that racism coming from Hitch, the sheriff that kept everypony safe. 'So what?! who are you to tell me I can't help a different race to achieve an important goal, like restauring friendship and harmony to this land". "From where I come from everything is a lost cause. So I left to search for a better land and this land which you call Equestria has a lot of opportunities to get restoured to how it was in the past!"
"You believe in Sunnys's ideal? Ha! you must be joking". he demanded, "no I'm not" I said deadpanned.
"And you Sunny I tried to warn you, I can't keep associating with somepony who causes breaks every rule causes and chaos wherever she goes, I'm the Sheriff!. "Exactly, other ponies look up to you, you can help! she brightly says. *Sighs* the law is the law Sunny and here apold it and keep everypone safe", Hitch says. "Aha! you just said everypony, that includes Pegasi and Unicorns" she said in sassy tone.
Come on Sunny what did you think it was going to happen? you give a little speech and what? Everypony just magically welcomes Pegasi and Unicorns into Maretime bay. You keep saying there's nothing to be afraid off then prove it!
"We were doing that!" I exclamated. "I'm not talking to you", hitch said, I was clenching my fists so hard to not attack this pony.
"*sighs* all of that pony unity stuff was a foal's bed time story made up by your dad", Hitch says. Bullshit I knew it was bullshit because the magic of friendship still exists, it's just missing.
"Like it or not this is the way it is and always will be". Like fuck off you have idea how much I hated that phrase i said in my head. "I'm the last friend you got in this town, you really want to lose me too?". I was like dude what the fuck.
"How dare you, you prefer more your stupid job that your own friend? you disgust me, you shouldn't even be called a sheriff, just an idiot", I tried so hard to swear in front of these ponies. "I'm just not gonna pay attention to your words". Hitch says
Then both of them were sad at this point, I was completely shocked in disbelief and disgust. Let's go Sunny I said we don't need to her more of his bullcrap.
The two of them sadly walked away. After that we saw a filly and a colt playing, after seeing a post depicting pegasi as monsters, we saw how the filly was acting like the monster the pegasi represented in the post.
Were both sad at this sight and the confrontation with Hitch, so we just sat down in a bench waiting for something to happen. "I wish you were here dad", Sunny sadly says. I couldn't help but to hug her, she was caught by surprise with my action. "It's ok Sunny I patted her back, you still got me, and I bet your dad was somepony to admire". I reassuringly said.
Then she hugged me back, almost crying, "thank you Tyler", so now we're both hugging each other and broke the hug after some seconds.
Suddenly I heard a stallion running in fear, huh? I said confused, Then I saw colt running in fear too. What the? Sunny's says confused. "Why're they running from?" i curiosly asked. As we got up from the bench we saw more earth ponies running away from something. "What's going on? What's happening", and suddenly an earth pony shoved Sunny to the ground. Sunny are you ok?" I asked concerned after we were looking up to see what's scaring ponies, we saw the unexpected.
"Hi new friends! My name's Izzy!". It was an unicorn. Well this should be fun
