Brony Connected Universe (Fimfiction adaptation)

Comic Field goes up to Papyrus and asks "Hey, Papyrus, can you do me a favor? Can you fetch something for me? Well, when I say "Fetch" I really mean delve into Anti-Equestrian 4Chan territory for a weapon."Papyrus agrees to do it

In the Cave of 4Chan

"Hmm hmm, looking for a weapon...wait, what's that over there? A sign it says 'Anti-Equestrian Planning room' Hmm, the Anti-Bronies have a nation? Wait, what are 2 Luigi's doing there?"

"Hmm, I sure wonder if Sherrod ever made us a picnic" Asked the Super Mario World Cartoon Luigi

"I hope she made lots of Spaghetti!" Said Hotel Mario Luigi

Sherrod goes to them and says "Alright, so, we're going to have the Dramatica army attack the Equestrians after this whole 'Elder God' thing is disbuted."

"Hey Sherrod, did you get some Spaghetti?"

"Yeah, but that's not the poi-"

"Give me that Spaghetti!"

"NOT NOW!"

"Get me some fucking spaghetti!"

"Ok, look, we attack the Equestrians at midnight, the day after they solve their Elder God problem, they'll be weak then."

"Ok. But when to give me that fucking spaghetti?"

"OK, FINE, LET'S GO GET THAT MOTHERFUCKING SPAGHETTI! GOD!"

Papyrus goes to there "They're gone, spaghetti, you have done it again! Hmm, looking around, huh? An Axe? Wowie! This'll be perfect!"

A few minutes later...

"Perfect! I can kill those Elder God Bastards, and now the executions are easier!"

"The what?" Asked Papyrus

"Oh, yes, I'm the agent, but also the executioner, I used to use my magic, but this'll make it easier."

"...ok."

"Ah, this little hole here, maybe I could put an Infinity Stone in here or something, idk."

"Oh shit, it's Jin1515!" Said Spike

"You just don't know when to give up, do you?" Said Comic

"I've come to fuck again." Said Jin1515

"Well you can not fuck, Twilight is not here, and you better stay away from her kids, do you remember the last time you thought you would sneak in here? Ya got the Penguin Slap."

"Oh, shut the fuck up you little dragon shit."

I was left here by Twilight to keep watch of the library, she's busy doing something."

"I'm Back!" Said 2 Twilights...?

"Wait a minute..." Said Comic

"Kowalski, analysis"

Sir, there are 2 Twilights."

"Nani? Who the fuck is the real Twilight?"

Comic says "Do something!"

"I'm the real Twilight!", "No I am!"

"Alright, Twilights, we're going to play a game. I'm going to ask 3 questions, if you answer them all correctly, it proves you are the real Twilight."

"Question 1, if you had the chance to be in love with another species, which one would it be?"

"A blue jay!", "Nobody except ponies!"

"Question 2:Can We Pretend That Air Planes in the night sky are like shooting stars?"

"Oh c'mon, that song?", "I love that song!"

"Question 3, if I were to eraze all Twilight Sparkle merch would you stop me?"

"I'd order Hasbro to make more", "NUUU NOT THE PRECIOUS!!!"

"Hey! You're not Twilight! You're..." Said Comic

Chris Chan gets out and says "RAAAAGH! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR END, LITTLE PONIES! PREPARE FOR THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE! PREPARE FOR YOUR NEW LEADER!"

"Kowalski, analysis on the weirdo with the long hair."

"Sir, it seems that King Kong has come to end it all"

I-it's the chief Elder God, Chris Chan...infused with the souls of Anon, Teddy-Chan and Jar Man..." Said Comic

"It's over, Chris Chan, you are under arrest under the law of the Multiverse for assaulting these ponies and killing so many ponies"

"Skipper, I have an idea, a Kamehameha!" Said Private, he launches one at her, but it doesn't do anything

Comic says "Well I have a better idea, launch my varient's cum jars at the Elder God!"

"Eww...it'll work though." Said Twilight

"Alright boys, let's fire these jars at Chris Chan" They launch the jars filed with semen at Chris Chan, but she just wipes her face and laughs

"Boys. It's time to do the Penguin Slap." They do so, but Chris is barely damaged

She Yawns

"Nani?! The Penguin Slap didn't work! How is that even possible?"

"Idiot, I'm unstoppable!"

"My turn!" Said Comic as he slashes her with his axe "I think that weakened her a little bit..."

"So, penguins, you're the ones who beat my weak client?" Said Chris

"You're damn right we did, and we made him look like a bitch in front of the other Brony Elder Gods"

Donkey from Shrek appears, he's the messenger of Kermit, he said "Hey Chris Chan, your show sucks and Kermit told me that you are too much of a scared little fat motherfucking tubby long haired bitch to fight him" She shoots lightning at him

"No!!!! Not the donkey!" Said Pinkie Pie

"Hey Twilight, I found the last 2 Multiversal Dragon Balls." Said Spike

"USE THEM!!"

"I summon you forth, Jeff Goldblum"

Hey there, Twilight Sparkle and Spike, State your wish"

"My first wish, I wish for Celestia to kill Chris Chan with her weight, second wish, I wish for Rarity to fuck me, and for the final wish, I wish for Big Smoke to come back to life."

"Your wishes have been granted."

"Hey, Twilight, my second wish will come true, I'll finally have sex with Rarity."

"I doubt it." Celestia falls on Chris, weakening her by alot

"We have one more weapon!" Said Skipper as King Julien sung the "I like to move it move it" Song

"NO-" said Chris Chan as she explodes

"FREEDOM!!!" Said Jar Man as Anon says "YES!!!!"

Teddy-Chan comes out and says

"W-where am I?" and Comic calls Chris Chan pathetic, then Big Smoke appears and he says

"You picked the wrong house fool!"

"Well hello there." Said Comic

"Where the fuck am I?"

"Equestria."

"here the fuck is Jar Jar Binks?"

"Dead."

"Is this what Hell looks like?"

"No, hell is 4Chan."

"Let him rest, he's had a long day." Said Twilight

"Alright, say Skipper, you never told me about that Rico guy, what happened to him?" Said Comic

"A year ago, Rico was sent on a mission by our boss to investigate what we thought was a myth. But turns out Jin1515 was real. Jin1515 fed Rico Peanut Butter and killed him turns out Rico was allergic to Peanuts. Out of all the shit he ate, it was Peanut Butter that killed him."

"So...what do I do?" Asked Jin1515

"Keep your mouth shut, ya dirty incel." Said Comic

"I do have info on Infinity Ultron."

"Nani?! You know Infinity Ultron?"

"Yup. He's right behind you."

"Fools, you were too busy fighting the Elder Gods that you never seen me coming"

"Ah, shit!" Said Twilight

"I see you arrived, Twilight. To be honest, I thought you were busy talking to Doctor Strange"

"I got done. I heard about Chris Chan, we kicked her ass back to 4Chan though."

Pinkie Pie sees him "Wow! New Robot Friend!" She presses a button "Welcome welcome welcome!"

"Oh please, Pinkie, you're little friendship antics won't work on me." That statement made Ponk cry...

"Twilight Sparkle, for years you have been hiding behind the Princess that lost her hope. and look where she is now. A Gluttonous pile of meat with no care in the world. Why do you help this pony anymore?"

"Because she's my friend!"

"I've made it back! now to do a sonic rainboom on Ultron!" She does one but Infinity Ultron catches her hoof and slams her onto the ground

"Rainbow Dash, you easy fool"

"Looks like the penguins can't do the penguin slap..." Said Comic

"Skipper, Kowalski, and Private, I did not expect you to be here of all places" Chris growls as Infinity Ultron continued "I see you've absorbed the others, Christine, too bad you won't be able to absorb the rest of your fellow gods, I already killed Megan, Bonnie, and Lauren Faust. I absorbed their bodies and burned them so they can't be restored, there will only be one true god, and that god...IS ME!"

"I'll get Jar Man, Anonymous and Teddy back and absorb them again! I'll fucking twist your robo-ass off!"

"I command you to stop!" Said Kermit

"Oh shit..." She said

"Jin1515, Walter, we must go. We need no need for the ponies anymore, they're nothing more but useless pebbles, The Multiverse will ours, including all the Elder Gods that stand in my way"

"I need to go to Doctor Strange!" Said Twilight

"I'll join you!" Said her loyal agent

"Sure by the way, I just had sex with Rarity"

"Ugh, TMI, dude."

"Comic, Spike, join me, I don't want to die during this mission."

"But first..." Comic cuts Chris' head off

"Wow...this axe can kill elder gods? Well, in their base form, wow, I think I can make a name for myself...how about 'Comic The Immortal'!" He said

"Let's go, "Comic The Immortal' and 'Spike the Brave and Glorious'" She said

Meanwhile, in Chris Chan's old basement...

"Hmm, Chris' old cellar...wait, what's that? "Project Crystal Chandler" …oh shit, she couldn't fuck anyone...so she made a baby of her own DNA...perfect." Said Jin1515

"Where did all these Multiversal portals come from?" Asked Comic Field

"Probably Ultron." Replied Spike as a version of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat appears

"You, Green Horse, how did I get here?" he asked, Comic stutters out of fear,

"u-uh I don't know"

"Ugh...am I crazy or am I seeing Unicorns?" Said Meowth

"Oh shit, you mentioned a man having sex with a pony and a pony having sex with whatever that thing is" Said Amy Rose

"Uh...hey, I guess ask the creator or something lol" Said Comic

"You, up there, the one who's writing this! Why won't you make Sonic fanfiction about me having sex with Sonic" She asked...wait a minute! I am going to end this right now! umm...Meanwhile, in the IWIC Universe...

"Hello and welcome back to IWIC. Today we have Byleth and...that green unicorn.. with us at the studio right now." Said Adrian

"Why are they here?" Asked Jimmy Woo

"I don't know. Something about the end of the multiverse or something like that. " Adrian said

"We're trying to save you idiot!" Said Comic

"So Byleth, how do you feel about being in Smash?" Said Adrian

"It is good, I feel honored to be with a group of well known characters." She signed

"They should've chose a character people actually give a shit about." Said Comic Field, Byleth points a blade of a spear at Comic Field's throat.

"Oh, you wanna go, bitch?!" Comic Field draws his axe and they clash, Comic dodges her attacks and during the battle, they accidentally destroy some of the set

"That's enough, I need to finish the episode without you 2 breaking everything!" Said Adrian

"Ugh, fine." Said Comic Field as he snorted

"What brought you here at the studio?" Said Jimmy

"We are here to warn you that the multiverse is in danger." Signed Byleth as Jimmy Woo and Adrian starts laughing

"I'm going to hate saying this, but she's right. She's not joking around." Said Comic

"Ok ok… security." He said, Byleth swears via sign language, then her and Comic Field teleport away.

Meanwhile in The Amazing Spider-Man Universe...

Spider-Man looks over Gwen Stacy's grave and remembers his parents, but then Doctor Strange arrives with Twilight and Adrian

"Armageddon is coming to the multiverse, and we need to stop it." He agrees and they go
Back in the IWIC universe...

"Hello and welcome to the penultimate episode of IWIC. Today we have KDA from the League of Legends franchise with us at the studio right now." Said Adrian

"Thanks for having me here. Said KDA as she eats a turkey leg

"So, are you going to have a Christmas outfit in a Christmas tree event for League of Legends?" Said Jimmy

"Hell yeah!" Said KDA

"..." Adrian looked to the floor

"What's his problem?" She asked

"Next episode will be the series finale and he's not ready." Said Jimmy

"Usually he's calm for finales."

"This is a different situation..."

"Moving on, so is it true that you and Ahri are a couple?" Said Adrian

"No, we're just friends. That is some stupid ship that perverted people made for some unknown reason."

"I can relate with that one." Said Comic who popped up out of nowhere.

"Shut up Comic! Go back and do that multiverse thing!" Said Adrian

"If I had hands, I would flip you off." He teleports away

"Final question, are you going to be in Arcane?"

"I cannot say. Also, why are you worried about the finale?"

"The last waifu is... MY WIFE!"

"Gotta go!" She leaves

Somewhere in the emptiness of the multiverse...

"The time is near. The time where we conquer the multiverse with an iron fist." Said Infinity Ultron

"And our deal?"

"Walter, you will be the head of the criminal empire..." Walter smiles

"Towa, you will become the God of Destruction in your universe." Towa Smies

"Cinder, you will have all the power you desire..." Cinder Fall smiles

"Jin1515, you will be stronger than your fellow gods and have Twilight forever..." Jin1515 smiles

"And Darkray... you will have an army of Arizona Gods at your disposal..."

"Good..." He grins

"What of Adrian Manray and his new allies?" Asked Cinder Fall

"They won't be able to stop us." Said Infinity Ultron

"What will we do?"

"You will stall them for as long as possible so I can absorb Christine's dead body. Then I will go after the rest of the Brony Elder Gods that are left."

"Of course. "

How do you know it will work?" Said Jin1515

"Be careful how you speak to me. I know everything about you and your family tree." Jin1515 just stares

"When do we start?" Asked Walter

"... Now..." He said
Meanwhile at the IWIC Studio, a couple days later...

"Hello and welcome to the finale of International Waifu Interview Channel! Today we have Kale with us at the studio right now." Said Jimmy Woo, Adrian looks sadly

"Thanks for having me here." Said Kale

"You insisted..." Said Adrian, Kale kisses Adrian on the cheek

"Oh yeah, that's his wife." Said Jimmy, Adrian begins to cry

"So, what's the game plan after this is done?" Said Jimmy

"Me and Adrian are moving to Hawaii. It's very quiet there."

"Yes, that's true..."

"Alright, how long have you been married?"

"3 years."

"True:

"This is much easier than the other ones..." Said Jimmy

"Because they're simple questions." Said Adrian

"Do you have subscriptions to Netflix, Disney+, etc."

"Well..."

"Netflix, Hulu, Prime, Disney+, HBO MAX, and Funimation. "

"So you're a big fan of anime. Nice."

"Mostly her."

"Alright, final question... do you plan on having any kids in the future?"

"We haven't talked about that yet..."

"Um... babe... I'm pregnant. " Jimmy gets surprised

Adrian Cries and says "I'm gonna be a dad..."

"It's been a long time folks, but now IWIC has come to an end. This is the last episode of IWIC. I'm gonna miss doing these, despite some of the ones we interviewed being jerks. It's been an honor to be part of this show. "

"What he's trying to say is That's all for International Waifu Interview Channel. Thanks for watching this series."

6 years later in this universe, Hawaii...

"I'm going in the house real quick to get Kate's stuffed animal." (Kate is their child)

"Yay!" Said Kate

"Ok" Adrian said, Kale is inside the house in Kate's room, then the walls start to glitch.

"What the-" Kale gets teleported to another Universe

"Where am I?" She sees that she is in a hotel room "I wasn't here before..."

"Breaking news m'kay, there is chaos going around here the multiverse." Said Mr. Goodman on the TV

"What is this?"

"After the result of a cataclysmic fight between entities Jar Jar Binks and Adrian Manray."

"What..."

"This happened months ago after Adrian defeated Jar Jar Binks."

"He looks different..."

"That is all on Breaking news." The TV turns off and Towa appears

"Hello Kale..."

"Towa?! What are you doing here?"

"Planning to help Infinity Ultron conquer the multiverse."

Kale turns Legendary Super Saiyan, "Bring it!"