After a rough night featuring Orcs & Oubliettes and a plenty of tequila shots, Shining Armor wakes up in a terrible hangover - and a desperate need to go to the bathroom. Unlucky for him, his sister is already in there. This can only end well...

Contains: f/m, voyeurism, exhibitonism, big endowments, urination (not watersports), incest (not sex), cock worship, virgin Twilight, Shining Armor being a goddam moron.

While this story takes place some time before the events of Season 1, all characters involved are over the age of consent.

This story is inspired by one scene in Shakespearicles's Cat's Cradle, which I expanded upon and made it even more awkward for the characters.