a jazz story

by Jazz Man

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 979

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//ponys//

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-13 23:59:12 UTC

an apple and a deerp

Jazz walked to sweet apple acres with a empty stomach and a the thought of a job.Jazz noticed Deerpy talking to pony with long blond hair and a cowboy hat.Jazz wondered why deerpy was at sweet apple acres but then a thought  came to him is the place Deerpy was talkinng about.Jazz called Deerpy, she turned and started walking too him she said "Hey jazz what brings you hear." he siad "hugger." she laghed and then stared to say"Hey come meat applejack shes realy cool i think youll like her."once they got to applejack Jazz said"Hello my name is Jazz ."applejack reply with a tip of the hat.Jazz asked Deerpy "is this the place you talking about , you know for a job?"Deerpy said "What no this isnt the place i just past by and wanted to say hi to applejack"Jazz sighed in relaef he also asked Apple jack for an apple.Applejack said sorry but around hear if want an apple you have to work for it.Jazz said "what do i have to do"Applejack said "you haze to get it from a tree your self."Jazz thought to him self that geting a apple from an apple tree is a peace of cake and said "lets do it!"

The three of the walked to a tree.Jazz jumed to try to get to the apple but all he got was air.He thought too him self how he would get the apple.He steped back and ran as fast as he could to hit the tree but triped and went flyind to the tree.He hit the tree with his back and growned.He got up slowly stped back and went for it agian and hit it with his head the tree hardly moved.He got up a third time and thought whats a nother way to get the apple down atlast it came to him he kicked the tree as hard as he could and finaly the apple fell but it hit him on the head and he knocked out.He wolk up in a barn with the apple in front of him he ate it got up and walked out of the barn.When he looked out side it was night time he growned and stared heading home.Once he got home there was a letter on his door step he pick it up went in side turned on the tv and read the letter it said

"Dear Jass i found a jod for you yours turely Deerpy"

a deerpish jod

Jazz woke up, ate some food went out the door looking for deerpy.He looked for her everywhere after three hours of serching Jazz got hungry.He walked over to sugar cube corner to get a quick bite to eat.When he got inside he saw a pony with pink wild hair ,a grin and ballons as a cutiemark.Jazz wasnt to sure why that pony had that as a cutiemark he wondered maybe she was a ballon maker.He walked to the counter and asked for a cupcake.He waited for the cupcake but noticed the ponywith the pink hair was juming he walked up to the pony and said "are you ok "the pony said "ya why."Jazz said in response "you where jumping and it seemed as if you just won unlimited cupcakes for life"she said "i dont need a reson to be happy plus i work here so i can get unl...huuuuu!"the pony quickly ran out the door."sir your cupcake is ready."Jazz got the cupcake ate it left sugar cude cornerand continued looking for deerpy.

the new guy

One day in ponyville was a pony named jazz that had just moved from cantrlote and didnt know a single pony.As days went along he tryed finding a job and friends.One morning jazz woke up by a crash he haered in his kichen.He went to his kichen trying to find out what made that big crashing sound .Once he got in him kichen he saw a pony with a gold mane and gray fur  knocked out in front of his trash can.

he poked the pony to see is it was ok.When he poked the pony its wing flaped .he poked it agian to wake it up but nothing happened.Jazz didnt know what to do ,but then it can to him he got a buket of ice cold water and throw it at the pony.Once the water hit the pony it woke up and hit its head on the trash can saying "ouch!"right away when the pony got up Jazz noticed the ponys cutiemark was five bubbles.Jazz asked "why is your cutie mark bubbles ,who are you and way did you crash in my house.In return the pony said "my name is deerpy im not sure way my cutiemark is bubbles and how i flow through house"with a grin Jazz replyed well its nice to meet you deerpy my name is jazz"

Jazz stared at deerpy thinking about how they had just met.Deerpy looked out the window she had just smash through and said"Is there any way i can help you fix that or at least help you get some money to fix that?"in response Jazz siad "Well i do need a jod. can you help me get one of those?".Deerpy thought to her self and said "i think i know a place,just wait here!"Deerpy flow out the window as quick as she could.Jazz jumed thinking he was going to jod at last.When he landed he steped on the broken glass and shouted "ouch!!!!"he rubed his hoove and then cleaned up the glass.He heared his stoamch grown but he couldnt leave his house now that the window was busted open and because Deerpy was suposted to come back.So he got  a paece of cardboard and tape too cover window and he left a note to Deerpy saying

Dear Deerpy went to get a bite to eat"