Maretime Bay Hard Cider Incident
One Piss-wasted Sheriff Coming Right Up!
”Aaaand done!” declared blue-maned purple unicorn as she swiped the one last stroke of paint to the wall. Sunny’s lighthouse was now completely repaired and ponies outside were cheering.
It was a peaceful summer day at Maretime Bay as the Sun shined it’s warm light everywhere. The magic had returned to Equestria a couple of months later and everypony was still getting to used to it after its long absence.
After Sprout’s war-machine had crashed into Sunny’s lighthouse, it had collapsed and was deemed beyond repair, but with effort from Sunny’s friends, citizen’s of Maretime Bay and fundings and machinery from Canterlogic they were able to reconstruct it. Now it was as good as new and Sunny was able to move back to her childhood home.
”I… I don’t know what to say!” said teary-eyed earth pony as she watched her freshly new lighthouse gleaming in the sun. ”Thank you everypony!”
”You know it!” Izzy smiled and hugged her friend tightly.
”No! Thanks to YOU, Sunny!” Green-maned sheriff of Maretime Bay, Hitch Trailblazer, moved closer to Sunny along with their other friends, pegasus sisters Zipp Storm and Pipp Petals, joining the hug. ”It was you who believed in all of us. Your father would be so proud of you!”
”Yeah,” Sunny sighed smiling, ”I wish he could see this…”
Izzy took hold of Sunny’s hoof and encouraged her to follow inside. ”Come on, let’s go see your new home!”
As they entered the lighthouse, Sunny took notice that everything was like they used to be: all the furnitures that survived the collapse were put in their previous place or replaced with new ones. Even his father’s elevator was repaired and worked perfectly fine. It was just like before, even better than Sunny had imagined. She couldn’t hold back her tears as they started to flow, it was just too emotional.
Her friends were standing there, not wanting to interrupt. Sunny was sobbing in front of them, wiping her eyes with her hoof. Finally Hitch decided to walk closer to Sunny. He put his hoof on her shoulder and whispered: ”Welcome home!”
Indeed, Sunny was finally home.
*****
”NOW WHO WANTS SOME FRIENDSHIP CAKE?!” Izzy bounced up and down as she floated a tray with her magic. She put it on the table, revealing a heart-shaped cherry chocolate cake. Table in the dining hall was filled with different kinds of treats and beverages. There were even those same unicorn cupcakes Sunny used to make when she was a filly, now having actual friends to enjoy them with.
”Hello Pipsqueaks! This is your princess Pipp Petals talking!” Pipp had taken out her phone and was live streaming the event. ”As you can see, we’re having a housewarming party at my friend’s new house. And HERE’S my friend!”
She grabbed Sunny in her armpit to introduce her to her audience. ”Meet Sunny Starscout! The one who returned magic in all of Equestria!”
”Uh… Hi!” Sunny said timidly and smiled. She wasn’t sure if she was ready to be filmed like that.
”And here’s the lovely banquet we’re having!” Pipp kept talking as she released Sunny from her hold and walked to the table. It all happened so fast and Sunny was seemingly dazed.
”Does she ever put that phone away?” she asked Zipp, whipering in her ear.
“No, she likes that thing WAY too much.” Zipp just rolled her eyes and chuckled. “She even takes it to the bathroom. And keeps on recording!”
”What?” Sunny was a little shocked of the revelation. ”Does she pee while she’s live streaming?”
Zipp laughed. ”No, thank god! She’s not that perverted!” She turned away to hide from the camera and added: ”Only when she does OnlyFlaps!”
***
The night was growing older. Sunny and her friends were having a lovely dinner together, eating treats and chatting. Suddenly Zipp whipped out bottles of hard cider and started encouraging everypony to take part of a drinking competition.
”Alright guys!” Zipp exclaimed while opening the bottles. “Let’s see who lasts the longest!”
”I’ll pass!” said Pipp with a blush. ”My sis would TOTALLY drink me under the table.”
”You bet!” Zipp smirked and looked at Sunny, knowing she wouldn’t resist the challenge. ”How about you? You’re game?”
”Well, I don’t play…” Sunny replied and then flashed her a grin. ”I win!”
”No, you don’t!” Hitch rose up and hit his hoof on the table with a loud bang. He seemed to be ready for some action. ”You have already done your part, Sunny. But, as the sheriff of Maretime Bay, I will show this pegasus what we earth ponies are made of. I’ll take this challenge!”
”Right back at ’cha, buddy!” Zipp replied and passed a mug on Hitch so they could get started.
”And you Pipp!” Hitch looked at Pipp who was already taking her for phone out. ”No footage! There are minors watching your streams!”
”Mmm, fine!” Pipp sighed and put her phone away. She started filling up their mugs with cider so their race could begin.
And so they started.
”Chug! Chug! Chug!” Izzy and Sunny were cheering as Zipp and Hitch were emptying mugs after mugs of cider, leaving more and more empty bottles after them. Pipp had hard time staying in the rhythm but managed to pour them more drinks without any long pauses.
After a while they have drunk almost all the cider there was.
”Woo-phew, I’m out!” Zipp finally blurted out, letting out a long burp afterwards.
”And winner is… HITCH TRAILBLAZER!” Pipp shouted cheerfully. ”Winner gets a kiss!”
She kissed Hitch on the cheek, making him blush.
”Weeelll, thank youuu, Pipp!” Hitch slurred, seemingly drunk from all the cider he had been drinking.
Zipp on the other hoof seemed fine, something which Sunny remarked. ”Wow, Zipp! You really took it like a champ!”
”Well, actually…” Zipp raised one bottle that was already empty, showing it off to Sunny. Under the label there another one, which stated: ”Kid’s Party Cider”.
Sunny was confused.
”What I was drinking the whole time wasn’t HARD cider, it was just plain!” Zipp pointed at her sister, who was snuggling Hitch right next to her. ”Pipp was also part of this. Just a prank, bro!”
”What?!!” Sunny was shocked. ”You were drinking the regular cider this whole time?”
”Duh, like I said…” Zipp replied scrathing her neck. Wasn’t that obvious enough?
”And you guys made Hitch drink REAL alcohol?” Sunny pointed at Hitch who was leaning on the table, a weird smile on his face.
”Well, I don’t like hangovers!” Zipp was starting to look worried. This was just supposed to be a joke.
”Were you going to prank me too?” Sunny asked with a sad tone in her voice, “What if I got sick? Or Hitch, for Celestia’s sake?!”
Zipp shrugged and put her hoof on Sunny’s shoulder, ”I wouldn’t have gone that far if it were you.”
”I hope so!” Sunny replied offended. She was not amused by the prank, knowing there could have been serious consequences.
”Relax, Sheriff’s a big pony,” Zipp reassured, “He wouldn’t possibly get THAT drunk!”
”Well… I guess…” Sunny raised her head and looked at Hitch once more.
While Sunny had known Hitch for a long time, she had never seen him drinking and wasn’t sure how he would take it. But Zipp was right, Hitch was still an adult pony. Of course he knew what he was taking part of.
”Well, that was fun!” Hitch broke the silence, drunk beyond believe. All the alcohol had gone straight into his head - and certainly into some other place. He found it hard to balance himself as he rose up. ”Ah wish ah cood… *hick* …stay for longer with you LOVELY ladiessss but…”
He started to stagger away, his tail swinging from side to side. ”Ah gotta take a leak!”
”You betcha!” Zipp smiled, knowing how much liquid they had just drunk.
While Sunny had been worried how Hitch would feel after Zipp’s prank, he sure looked hilarious walking around the room. Girls were giggling as they watched Hitch swaying in all directions as he tried to navigate his way to the bathroom. The ache in his bladder was becoming unbearable and he felt like he was bursting. He was terribly close to peeing on the spot.
”Ah guess it’s in this direction…” Hitch stumbled into the room on his right, making Sunny a little worried.
”Hitch! The toilet is in the other way!” she shouted.
Hitch couldn’t hear her as he needed to go fast. As he entered the room, he quickly noticed it wasn’t the bathroom but kitchen. With no time to lose he looked around the room, noticed the sink and stumbled there.
”Hitch! NO!!” Sunny rose from the couch and rushed after the sheriff.
”Well, this I gotta see!” Zipp said out loud and followed her.
As Sunny entered the kitchen and opened her mouth to command her friend to leave, she couldn’t let out a word after she saw what was happening: Hitch was standing by the kitchen sink with his brown and veiny penis coming out of his sheath, leaning on the edge of the sink. He himself leaned to the cupboard with his hoof and was holding his length with the other, aiming his member toward the sink.
Hitch sighed in relief as his stream started to seep out of his urethra, making a loud trickling sound with a metallic echo as it hit the bottom of the sink. His stream became heavier and heavier, the urine seemingly filling the bottom of the sink before it started to drain into the plumbing. At the same time Zipp and her sister entered the kitchen, the latter almost yelping in surprise when she saw what Hitch was doing. ”Oh my!”
Even Zipp raised her eyebrows, focusing her gaze in Hitch’s length. She wasn’t expecting Hitch to be THAT hung, even though he was a stallion. Impressive, even! ”Oh my, indeed…” she replied.
Pipp was seemingly mesmerized by the show in front of her and couldn’t get her eyes off of it. Her phone was on the display and she was taking pictures of Hitch’s member, focusing on the tip that was spurting the golden musky urine. His member was at least fifteen inches long and looked heavy, even though Hitch was holding it seemingly with no effort. His shaft was long and meaty, leading to a thick medial ring which was partly showing behind his thigh. She was wondering how big it would become when it got hard.
”I could totally ride that thing right now!” she admitted, shifting her legs awkwardly. Her clitoris was shooting out of her folds and her nectar was flowing, drops of it already falling to the floor. Hopefully Sunny had some detergent to clean it afterwards!
”Pipp! What the hell, girl!” Zipp had hard time trying not to laugh. ”You just can’t fuck anypony you see just because they’re having a huge cock!”
”Such harsh language, Sis!” Pipp gasped and gave her big sister an unamused look. ”I’m a princess, I don’t…! Ahem…! ’Fuck’! I make love!”
She reverted her gaze back to the show and added: ”Hard!”
”Come on guys, leave him alone!” Izzy shouted from the living room not wanting to look at the action. ”He’s peeing, for crying out loud!”
Izzy wasn’t interested of seeing her friend doing such things and decided to stay away from the kitchen. She didn’t come all the way from Bridlewoods to spy on her friends doing their basic needs. Actually, anything sexual didn’t interest her that much, even though she still had history of masturbating from time to time in her bed. If she got to see somepony’s genitals in public, she would just look away in embarrassment.
She wanted her friends to stop teasing Hitch and come back to the table. ”Let’s play some board games!” she pleaded sadly.
”We’re on it!” replied Zipp and turned her gaze back to Hitch’s package. ”Right after this show’s over!”
Zipp did have some sexual experiences before, having sneaked out of the palace for many times to crawl kerb. She had been with a couple of stallions but none of them had been packing as much as Hitch, maybe because they had all been pegasi, their bodies being much lighter and smaller than earth ponies. She still hadn’t ever though earth ponies had such large endowments, and was certainly enjoying herself while watching a one in front of her, even thought the context itself wasn’t her cup of tea.
While Hitch was still going, he turned his head towards the girls and smirked. ”Like what yer seein’?”
Sunny ’s eyes had been locked in her friend’s member, but now Hitch’s sudden words had woken her up from her trance. Her eyes met Hitch’s eyes, his face showing how much he enjoyed being watched by them, being in control of the situation. She had never seen Hitch like that. ”What? N-no! I don’t!”
She covered her eyes in embarrassment. While it wasn’t her first time seeing Hitch’s stallionhood, her being so close to him and they had bathed together couple of times when they were kids, she had always taken Hitch as her brother, never a coltfriend. She had never felt lust for him. What was she even thinking?
”Well, what about thisss then…?” Hitch started to swing his junk from left to right, spraying his stream across the sink and the counter.
The act did it’s work on Zipp. She dropped her cool and started cheering on his friend: ”Yeah baby, swing that dick!”
”Ok, that does it!” Pipp stated, lowering her hoof between her legs and starting rubbing her clit, making Sunny’s blush deepen even further.
”Oh my gosh, guys! Get a room already!” she demanded, squinting her eyes tighter. Her nose was catching the smell of Pipp's arousal and it was starting to make her feel uncomfortable.
While Sunny did love her friends very much, she certainly couldn’t understand why somepony would actually masturbate in public, that was something to do in private. She also couldn’t believe it was Pipp, of all ponies, doing it so casually and close to her. At least she should have done it in the bathroom or somewhere else, behind closed doors!
”Well, that figures. She’s seeing a real dick!” Zipp shrugged and tried to focus solely on Hitch’s stallionhood. ”Were you drinking that cider too?”
”Maaaybe… *hick*” Pipp replied. She had drunk couple of spare bottles throughout the evening and it had taken its toll, giving her courage to keep going.
She kept rubbing herself and leaned a little closer to get a better look of Hitch’s length which he was still moving in different directions. Then Hitch raised his dick up aiming it towards the ceiling, making his stream angle higher than before, reaching almost at the level of his chest. Then he released his cock from the hoof, making it audibly slap on the bottom of the sink, his stream breaking in thousands of little drops upon the impact, then forming back to an arc in an instant.
He then proceeded to do it again a couple of times, making Pipp gasp in awe - it even made Zipp's cheeks blush. She needed to shift her legs just like her sister did, hoping the others wouldn't notice.
After teasing the girls for some time Hitch let go of his member, leaving it hang limply on the edge, making it droop into the sink below him.
”Oh yes… keep doing that!” Pipp whispered while rubbing her clit even harder than before. She didn’t even care what she was doing, she was drunk and already too horny, needing some release right away.
Sunny on the other hoof was so embarrassed she wanted to sink into the ground, away from such sex-grazed morons. While she knew the pegasi weren’t complete savages, some ponies just didn’t have any class!
The moment which felt like hours for Sunny lasted only for a couple of minutes, and Hitch was finally running empty. After pushing a couple of last spurts into the sink, he grabbed his flaccid member and shook it couple of times, making Pipp yelp in pleasure, ”Oh yes! Shake what your mother gave to you!”
It also got Zipp’s attention, her lips forming a sound ”woah”, as she was watching. Hitch’s cock slapped against the edge as he was shaking it and then he let go of his junk to allow it retract back into his fleshy sheath, disappearing into it almost completely.
Hitch sighed as he was done and looked at the mares in front of him. Sunny was sitting there still covering her eyes, Pipp had sunk into the extacy as she kept masturbating and Zipp flashed him a cocky grin, implying he did a good job. Very wet and piss-smelling job, that is!
Hitch smirked and waved his hoof at them. ”Well, goodnight ladiessss! Ah go to bed…!”
After that Hitch passed out on the floor. Those drinks were too much for him, as it seemed.
”Well, that’s depressing!” Zipp commented and looked at her sister, ”Looks like you’re not gonna ride that sheriff for tonight, Pipp!”
”Ah- AAAAAAH!” It was only then when Pipp squealed and bit her hoof to suppress her moans as she orgasmed, her walls clenching together. A spray of clear liquid shot out of her marehood, squirting on the wall behind her. It took Zipp by surprise.
”Damn, girl!” she said out loud with an impressed look.
Her now satisfied sister fell to the floor, sighing in relief and pleasure. She had lasted only for a minute!
”Guys! Are you coming already?” Izzy’s impatient plea came from the living room. She wanted to play those board games so badly and was starting to feel disappointed. She didn’t want to be left alone at her friend’s party.
”Nope,” Zipp replied, looking at her sister, ”But looks like somepony already did!”
”I’m… gonna take a shower…” declared Sunny as she left the scene, her face as red as a tomato. ”A Very, VERY cold shower!”
*****
Hitch’s eyes shot open in the morning. He woke up on the floor, with a pillow under his head and a blanket over his body, and his head was hurting like hell. He felt an urge to vomit, answering the call by throwing up in the kitchen sink, which smelled like it was drenched in urine. He didn’t remember anything that had happened that night, but he had a hunch it wasn’t anything pleasant.
What had happened last night?
As he was resting by the sink trying to put his thoughts together, he heard footsteps behind him. He turned around to see Zipp and Pipp standing there, looking a little weird: they were seemingly happy about something he couldn’t put his hoof into.
”Well good morning, stud!” Zipp greeted Hitch trying not to chuckle.
Stud?
Mare’s cheeks were red and she was eyeing downwards. Was she looking at his chest or something?
Pipp next to her was also blushing and tried to avoid Hitch’s gaze, as if she was too embarrased to look at him.
Seriously, what had happened last night?
”Wh-what’s going on?” Hitch asked in confusion.
”FAMILY MEETING! NOW!!!” Sunny’s angry voice shook the whole lighthouse. It had a menacing tone that couldn’t mean anything good.
God, what the hell happened last night?
*****
”Guys! I’m not angry. I’m just disappointed!” Sunny stared at her friends who leaned their heads to the ground, all looking somewhat embarrassed. Even Izzy stood next to them even though she hadn’t done anything to be mad at. ”I love you all, but please… Could you possibly behave yourselves next time?”
”We didn’t even get to play my board games!” Izzy sulked with a pout on her face. That face alone made Zipp’s heart skip a beat.
”Yeah, sure!” Zipp leaned closer to Hitch. ”I’m sorry, Sh- ...Hitch! That prank went too far.”
”Yeah, it did…” replied Hitch holding his head with his hoof. ”Maybe next time you could think twice BEFORE you poisoned a frigging sheriff!!”
”Hey, it wasn’t poison!” Zipp defended herself, “It was just 5% hard cider!”
”And you Pipp,” Sunny turned her head towards the princess, ”You should definitely delete those pictures.”
”What pictures?!” shouted Hitch with a worried look, ”Did I do something crazy last night?!”
”Yes, I will,” Pipp sighed and grabbed her phone. ”But first I’m going to read my new comments-”
She then noticed she couldn’t access her Ponygram account anymore, as if it was locked during the night. ”That’s weird…”
Pipp opened her mail and found the explanation from her inbox:
”Dear Princess Petals, your account has been terminated for the violation of community guidelines and Terms of Service. Reason for the termination: inappropriate material containing nudity.”
”What?” Pipp asked confusedly. “I haven’t even send anything-”
Then she realized what she had done. While drunk, she had uploaded some new pictures on her account, but didn’t take a notice which ones were the ones she was intending to share and which ones were not. Especially couple of VERY detailed pics of Hitch holding his turgid cock.
”Uh-oh!” Pipp was eyeing for the nearest escape route, hoping she would be fast enough to fly out of Hitch reach when the realization struck him. She was already bracing for the impact!
It was an understatement to say that Hitch became much, much more popular after that night…
-THE END-
Author's Note
This story was inspired by a comment made by YetAnotherTweenEdgelord, which was about Pipp taking pics of Hitch's dick while he was urinating. While it started as a joke, I couldn't have imagined I was able to write this much text about it, in just one day! 
(I edited this couple of times afterwards, though.)
While my previous story was basically porn without a plot, I tried to add some heart into this story with character interactions and stuff so it would be a little more interesting to read (and for me to write).
While I liked the MLP:ANG movie, I haven't that much feelings for these characters compared to the cast of FIM. They're cute, but that's it.
I hope you liked it, though. 
