Luna Finds A Pogo Stick [Drunken/Sleepyfic Challenge]

by wolfvenom

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Lyra, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1034

What happens when the beloved princess finds a antique Pogo stick?

What happens qhen the beloved princess finds a pogo stick? She has a little midnight fun of course!

This is both a DrunkenFic (whiskey!!!) and SleepyFic. I was both while writing this. I did not edit this after I was done writing. Challenge idea from flutteringshy's and Cheesedeluxe because they are awesome.

Time: 11:42 Whiskey: Disaronno Originale

Published 2012-09-12 22:34:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-12 22:34:01 UTC

Chapter 1

Luna stood up on that beautiful night, looking at the masterpiece she had woven together in a intricate display that complimented as the hidden gems of the few clouds that was thinly laid in whispy trails. All clouds moved out of the position of the moon, glaring luminous beauty in a way that helped some lovers walk through the neighborhoods in their romantic way. All was sound. Except that now Luna was really really bored. She waited for a few hours on a standingstone like cloud rock she had made to watch over the night.

"COME ON! I USED TO KILL THE MONSTERS THAT DARED COME THROUGH THIS BELOVED LAND! NOW I JUST LAY AROUND LIKE A SACK OF...of...? Grahhh! I do not know, but tgis diligent watch has led me to be an obsolete useless thing!" She started to scream out to herself, close enough to the Canterlot houses to get a few ugly stares from once sleeping ponies.

"Shut up and let me get some friggen rest!" One brave pony called out

"You wouldn't have some rest unless I made this night for you!" Luna retorted with what she called now her civilized voice.

"What's the point of it if you keep yollering and whining like a little baby?"

"Who darest you talk to in that manner?!" She responded with her voice starting to pick up more of a Royal Canterlot accent.

"To you, ya dumb blunt! I have a migraine right now and having to hear a widdle princess boohoo about her life ain't helpin?

Oh. She would have to make that disrespectful pony pay! She didn't wait a thousand years and help make Equestria what it is now today by letting many people just merely push her around. And she definitely didn't just get yelled at by anypony who just happened to be looking at her at the moment.

"You just called me a "dumb blunt" and a "boohooying princess". What other injuries shall you call me next? A oaf? A blunderhead that is too stupid to sleep at night time like everypony else?" Luna started to whisper to herself and start growing louder by each line.

You dare call me the names you have spoken and thought? Well well. We shall see if you dare even utter such blasphemies after we are done! We shall even give you a choice: Have us come down and have a debate, or the other option. It is so cruel I can barely even imagian it So terrible tha-

"OH GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!"

"I guess it is the latter you wish for. THE ANGRY LETTER!"

The pony looked at her in stupification. "Are you really that dumb?"

Luna gave the pony a look of pure anger as she readied herself to fly down.

"YOU SHALL NOW SEE WHY I AM PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT!" Luna shrieked as she dived down at the house of her target. She landed right at the front door and began to loudly knock.

The door suddenly opened and a long cylander thingy was thrown at her.

"Shut It Up! Go somewhere else with your crappy angry letter!

"What the...?"

Luna sat in silence as she recovered from having such a weird thing thrown at her. It had sone sort of handlebar top and if she pushed down in it- "SQWGEE!"

She gasped with a little smile as the thing made a bouncing movement. Whatever the thing was, it was neat enough to make her forget of the rude pony who just assaulted her. She grabbed the handlebars again whioe pushind down and "SQGEE" It nade the noise again while shooting out from under her.

"WOW! This thing was really fun! " She thought to herself as she gave a little gigggle. "Now, for the ultimate test." She spoke softly to herself as she noticed the things sticking ou that looked like her hooves were supposed to be placed. She carefully put her hooves on and pushed up to go flying up half a foot in the air.

"WEE! SQWGEE! WEE! SQWGEE!" Both of the sounds were made as sh got into a rythm of bouncing and from time to tyme balancing herself with her wings and magic.

What she didn't notice was the upcoming drop off of Canterlot and into Ponyville.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEE...........AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" She started to scream as she noticed her fall not ending at the regular interval. She held onto the pogo stick for dear life as it made the long descent.

She was lucky. Her aim of the pogo stick happend to be aimed at on weak section of the house right below her as she broke through and pogo'd out through a now broken mirror of a green unicorn's bedroom.

The green unicorn slowly woke up from her bed and with some indifference looked at the mess. She just kept starung at it fir thirty minutes straight befire letting out a sigh.

"I need some pudding." She said while getting up and rubbing her sore eyes.

Luna was not as lucky as the unicorn named Lyra to get pudding. The sudden bounce from the pogo sent her flying out into the constellations that she controlled at such high speeds that she became a comet. She could be seen every 20 years and had a big celebration every time she passed by.

She and her night was never more loved.

Her sister, Celestia had to regrettibly take up Princess Luna's jobs in her absence of Raising the moon and stars. After only trying many times to bring her back down and reassuring her faithful student Twilight Sparkle that there was nothing the Elements of Harmony could do to help. Also, two different amounts of money was given to two ponies. One was a sum to cover the expenses of a broken ceiling and window. The other was given secretely to one pony in particular with a good nack of ticking ponies off. He then went to some semitropical location and was never seen again.

When the last drop of liquid life has been drunk, that is when the wantings of the story to live shall END~ quote from

Some Drunk Guy