What if Alex couldn't get online

Luna watched as the company of Caribou broke into four teams of four and Entered Castle Everfree or as ponies of today called, The Castle of the Two Sisters. "They're here for me." She thought. She couldn't help a small malicious grin. While the caribou's numbers were daunting, Castle Everfree was to them, a crumbling ruin with no hope of navigation while she lived in that Castle until was banished for 1000 years. She turned to her companions and said, "Return to base. I shall deal with the caribou alone." The Lunar Princess then began to walk to the castle whilst her companions faded into the shadows.

Meanwhile…

The sound of wings followed by a soft clop of hooves prompted Alex to turn around with a smile on his face thinking it was Seline. Only to find himself face to face with none other than a nude Lavender Alicorn with dragon wings and curving horns. "Hello old friend." She said, "Uh hi." He responded noticing the Alicorn had shifted her view slightly right before she did something unexpected, she smiled from ear to ear.

"You!" The mare said before she hugged Selene who had emerged from Alex's shadow upon noticing the new arrival. "You finally found another host!" The Nightmare looked confused as she had no idea who this being was, although Alex was starting to recognize the voice. "And your Dr. Jones' nephew Alex if I remember correctly. My name is Crystal, last survivor of Atlantis."

"Crystal?" Alex asked his sex and sleep fogged mind finally recognizing the tri horned Alicorn. "CRYSTAL!!!" He shouted with joy and hugged her forgetting that even with his height boost he only came up to her breasts. Selene looked at her new body and at Crystal in recognition and smiled, saying, "Even better. My Stallion made me this body before he made me the alpha of his herd." She then placed her hand over belly , imagining it bulging out with an unborn foal.

"Huh, I didn't have the strength for that back home." Crystal said. "How's my King doing?" She teased remembering the first time Alex hugged her back in the frozen city. "Enjoying my body heat again?"

"Yes. It's more enjoyable without the fear of freezing to death if I go too far." Alex responded. But before they could say more, the sounds of battle suddenly started to ring from down the hallway. Without thinking, Alex summoned a khaki shirt & shorts onto him and ran towards the battle. The two mares look at each other in bewilderment. "Is he going to do what he is going to do?" Selene asks. Crystal smiled and replied, "If he hasn't changed he will. Come on, let's follow him and make sure he doesn't hog all the fun." With a devious grin she took off after Alex. Selene just shook her head and with a roll of her eyes ran after the pair.

A few minutes ago…

Luna moved cautiously through her old home with a predator's stealth. Skills she hadn't used in a thousand years coming back to the fore. Three times she came upon a lone Caribou and a quick and sudden twist was all it took to reduce the Caribou's numbers in the castle.

Her luck ran out when she crept upon a Caribou in studded Leathers. She pulled a dagger out of its back when she heard slow clapping behind her. Slowly turning around, the sound came from a Caribou wearing a chainmail shirt and a thin leather harness. "Bravo," He said condescendingly "who would have thought that the Moonslut was a skilled backstabber, except oh I don't know, Sunbitch and the other whores of Equestria since you were set to a dry airless rock for the exact same thing." The captain of the squad pulled a longsword from the hooks on the back of his harness. "Now be a good bitch and come along quietly. I don't want to cut up the King's broodmare. After that I will fuck you just to be able to say I fucked the Moonslut who tired to defy Caribou supremacy."

"YOU ARE AN HONORLESS COWARD!" Luna shouts as she summons her moonstone and Scythe ready for combat. The squad simply muttered, "pity" before he shouted, "SUBDUE THE MOONSLUT!!! A FREE SLUT TO THE ONE WHO RINGS HER!!!"

With that the other eleven rushed into battle. It was a furious and glorious battle and the centuries of experience that Luna possessed paid gory divinds. The Lunar Princess managed to cut down six Caribou with rapid slices before a heavy Warhammer slammed into her side knocking the wind out of her. The Captain smiled as a giant of a Caribou slowly walked up to Luna and drew a magic inhibitor ring out of his belt. He reached to put the ring on Luna's horn as she fought to breathe. Suddenly, a blurred figure landed between the two the impact created an explosion of pulverized rock. Everyone watched as the figure stood up. The silhouette revealed it was a male unicorn… until it unfurled two draconian wings. A male alicorn had joined the fray.

The giant of a Caribou attempted to slap this new challenger out of his way. But the alicorn caught his wrist then began to squeeze. The sounds of bones being crushed and the cries of pain coming from the Caribou giant. "You are trespassing." The Alicorn male said.

In a burst of flame another figure appeared. "And you've pissed me off!" The demonic voice growled. "I hate Nazi assholes!" One of the surviving Caribou drew a shortbow intending to kill the interfering alicorn when suddenly a ten foot Crystal spike erupted from the ground under him, shoving itself a foot up his ass and lifting him off the ground to slowly descend, ripping up his insides on the way down. "Try that shit again and all of you are getting crystal spike enemas." Crystal said, revealing herself completely transformed.

"Step away from the Moon goddess assholes." She demanded as a handle of leather wrapped bronze with a gold ring appeared in her clawed hands, a blade of clear crystal extending from the ring in seconds. "Infinite here thirsts for blood."

In response all the able bodied Caribou fled. The Caribou bowstag being unable to. The alicorn male had not released his attacker so he couldn't. "For striking the moon goddess, your life-force is MINE!" Golden energy began to flow out of the Caribou giant and into the alicorn stallion. The giant withered until he was nothing but a mummified body. Which fell to the ground when released. "Remind me not to do that a lot." He said. "I… I saw a faint image of myself and he looked like my darkness personified."

"Who art thou?" Luna asked the stress of near capture causing the slip into her preferred dialect. "A dragon who can conjure Crystal, and another male alicorn something only heard of in the few surviving texts of the Alicornia."

"I wish to be known here as Alexandrite Obsidian Twilight. And I was brought to Equestria and Equis from Los Angeles, Ca USA, North America, Earth by a magical Crown that must have connected to Buhe somehow." Alex replied. "But my friends call me Alex."

"It's been a while Lulu." Crystal said as she erupted in fire once more revealing her normal look, to which Luna punched her in the face upon recognizing Crystal.

"You dare show up now!" Luna shouted just on the edge of the Royal Canterlot Voice. "After teasing me in the dreamscape for 500 years!"

"Ow!" Crystal said, rubbing her jaw. "Well excuse me princess, I was finally woken up by that giant energy surge last night." Crystal looked to Alex before continuing. "I only knew who caused it by recognizing a particular aspect of the magic and tracing it back here. I didn't know I'd be saving your life tonight!"

A sparkling purple drifts in and lands behind Alex and reforming into Selene and timidly waves at Luna. This reveal made Luna develop a twitching left eye for a few moments before her companions returned in response to the previous battle.

"Kill the Nightmare before she kills us all!" Luna ordered. Which Crystal in response, pointed Infinite at Luna's neck.

"Try that and nothing, not even our friendship will stop me from feeding Infinite a delicacy of immortal blood." She said, staying the weapons of the others before anything happened. "Alex, please explain to Lulu how Selene got her own body, I really don't want to hurt a friend to protect another."

Alex sighs then says, "Princess, Selene has languished as nothing but a spirit trapped in this castle since she was forced out of you by the elements. When I came to. I met her and she told me everything she could about Equestria and has sworn Indy.
to rid it of the Caribou's filth." Alex takes a deep breath and adds, "The price for her aid was a body and to become my wife. Please princess, doesn't she deserve a second chance? "

Selene looked pleasingly at Luna and said, "Please Lulu. I learned my lesson."

"I am a former host of Selene Luna." Crystal revealed "Remember what I told you about symbiotes and how they affect others? I said I spoke from experience Selene was my partner for awhile although she had a far more primitive mind before bonding with me."

Luna glared at Selene who cowered behind Alex then remembered that Alex had literally jumped to her aid, (not to mention he was thestral in addition to being an alicorn) made up her mind. "After some thought I have made my decision." She announced. "Selene shall be spared my wrath, but under two conditions. First, She must aid in the liberation of equestria. The second, …" Luna then walked up to Alex and wrapped arms around him pressing her ample bosom against him. "You add me to your herd"

Alex was taken aback. "Are multiple wives commonplace here!?!" He thought. Movement out of the corner of his eye caused him to engage his telekinesis. Turning found the squad captain encased in a prismatic aura. "Don't think we've forgotten about you my friend. …"