Makin' Whoopie

by n3k1dsk1llz

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Porn, Cheese Sandwich, Fetish, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 3362

Husband and Wife enjoy some light BDSM after the kids fall asleep.

After they get Lil' Cheese to bed, Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich decide to have some fun. Ropes and riding crops are involved.

Written in Collaboration with LeylaQuartz!

Absolutely amazing cover art made by the wonderful Little Tigress

Published 2021-12-13 22:50:00 UTC
Last updated 2021-12-13 22:50:00 UTC

Chapter 1

Cheese Sandwich’s eyes locked onto Pinkie Pie’s flanks as they made their way to the Party Cave and he noticed that she was not being subtle about her intentions at all. Her raised tail didn't reveal much to Cheese on their way down the stairs thanks to its poofy nature, but her exposed sex teased him with all the scents that he had grown to crave. As they neared the door, Pinkie suddenly halted, causing Cheese, already fantasizing, to accidentally bump against her. her tail pushed against her sensitive slit causing a gasp to escape her mouth.

"Why are you teasing me, Cheese?" She said as turned to face her love, flicking her tail back and brushing his exposed cock as she pushed the door open.

Cheese gave her a small smile. "You started it."

Elated, he followed her in, sticking close by and taking in the growing scent of her sex. Cheese shut the door and watched Pinkie bounce through the room, her tail swishing side to side. He enjoyed the rhythmic peaks at her mound while she sifted through some of her files. Pinkie knew it wouldn’t be long before Cheese gave in, but she preferred to take her time and make him wait. Things would be more fun and intense if they went at her pace.

Cheese was already straining, but he knew Pinkie knew what she was doing. He wandered in slowly and began looking at their piles of various toys. He picked up the pair of chattering teeth and began to consider their use. Meanwhile, Pinkie had found the files she was searching for, secret special files on her friends. Pinkie had picked up on a few of the things they liked to do in bed with their lovers, and tonight she wanted to try incorporating a little bit of everypony else into their routine.

Pinkie spun around and kissed Cheese as he approached. She teased him with just a bit of tongue before zipping around the room to find what she needed. Cheese just watched and enjoyed her energy as a small pile began growing at his hooves. The first thing he noticed was the green strapped ball gag in the shape of a red apple. There was also a bib that said “Dirty Baby” on it, embroidered lovingly by a unicorn mare. A long riding crop and rope soon joined it, as well as a light blue box he didn’t quite get a good look at. Then she stopped and kissed him once more, this time taking her time to make sure she explored his mouth and he explored hers.

Pinkie broke the kiss and pulled the bib out of the pile. She tied it around her neck and gave Cheese Sandwich a wink. Then she took the rope and tossed it to him. “You need to tie me up, daddy. I’ve been a bad filly.” Pinkie climbed up onto a cleared table and held her hooves together to be tied. On her back like that, Pinkie’s tail flopped down allowing Cheese to see his gorgeous wife’s pussy. It was winking at him like she was in heat and her juices were already starting to dribble down to her tight pucker. Her scent alone nearly made him cum, so he got to work quickly.

The rope was good and long so he set to make sure she would be open to anything. He tied her left hooves together, looped the rope under the table, then tied her right hooves together, spreading her wide open for his enjoyment. He smiled at her and she shuddered in excitement. He walked around the table to her soaked slit and licked up as much of her juices as he could. Pinkie writhed and moaned under his glorious attention, but soon began to whimper as he pulled away and walked back to her pile of goodies. He walked back with the gag and eyed the apple shaped mouthpiece. “Did you get this from your friend, Applejack?”

With a heavy sigh and a smile, Pinkie replied. “Uh huh.”

“Ha! Nice.” He squinted down at his lover. “Would you like to make any more coherent noises?”

Pinkie looked Cheese in the eye with her sexiest eyes. “Take your time and explore me.”

Cheese leaned down and kissed his wife one last time before tying the gag around her mouth, making sure the apple was centered. “Is that too tight, my love?” Pinkie shook her head and Cheese began. He decided that since he was there, he would tease her some more. He put his forehooves up on the table and began rubbing his cock on her muzzle. He could hear her sniffing and inhaling as much of his scent as she could. Then he felt a tiny bit of coolness on the bottom of his shaft that he wasn’t expecting. He looked down and saw that she had worked the tip of her tongue around the gag in order to try and lick him. He was excited by this but knew that she shouldn’t be trying to go against her daddy’s wishes.

He dragged the tip of his cock across her tongue as he dismounted the table, giving her just a taste of his pre. “Very impressive, little filly. Getting your tongue around that gag is no easy feat. Did you enjoy the taste of my dripping cock?” She nodded as a shiver ran through her body. “But you weren’t supposed to do that, were you?” Pinkie tensed up. Cheese walked around and grabbed the last item that had been in the pile. “Daddy didn’t say you could lick his cock, did he?”

Cheese let his question hang in the air and watched Pinkie Pie squirm and shake her head. His eyes travelled up and down her body. Her chest was heaving her breath and her pussy was winking nearly nonstop. Her scent was driving him mad and he wanted to just pound her into oblivion with his cock. But daddy had to punish his little filly. It wouldn't do to reward her for such behaviour. He ran the leather tip of the crop along the side of her body, causing her to twitch and squeak. He relished her writhing body as he traced the crop down and circled her swollen sopping slit. Her whimpers sounded so sweet to his ears. He brought the crop up and whacked the inside of her thigh.

Her cry was loud and echoed slightly in the room. At first Cheese was scared he had hit her too hard, but then he saw her squirt and heard her moans rise from her throat. She was thrusting her hips softly into the air as she groaned around her gag. Cheese watched her hips and his eyes caught sight of the red appearing under her fur. He leaned down and kissed it, eliciting softer moans from his mare. He then moved his muzzle over to her pink mound and began the delicious work of cleaning her folds and taint. Pinkie began to thrust up into his mouth and he held her hips down with his hoof. “None of that. No moving while daddy cleans you.”

Pinkie stiffened and Cheese continued licking up her juices. He could feel her whole body trembling at the touch of his tongue. He licked her clean and decided to push her. With a smirk, he put his muzzle to her slit once more and jammed his tongue inside her sweet hole. She grunted loudly but held reasonably still while he swirled his tongue around her honey pot. He pulled his tongue out and gave her clit one last flick on his way out. He admired the beautiful pink mare tied to the table. Her entire body was quivering and he could smell her sweat beginning to mingle with the choking aroma of her needy pussy. He smiled. “That was very good, baby.” He walked around the table and kissed her on her cheek. Their eyes locked and he saw her deep need for him. She was pleading for him. “Would you like a reward for being so good?”

She moaned and nodded. He considered removing the gag and asking her what she wanted, but that would be too easy. Instead he decided to offer what she had already sampled. “Would you like to like my massive cock again?” Pinkie nodded her head furiously and began pushing at the ball with her tongue. “Ah ah...the apple stays. But you’ve got the skills. You already did it and got in trouble. But you have permission this time.”

Cheese got up on the table once more and let his filly enjoy his musk. He watched her pink pussy intensely as each of her breaths seemed to cause more of her fluids to leak out. “You’re a dirty little filly. I Think daddy is going to have to clean you again.” At that Pinkie moaned into his sack sending the vibrations into his core and making a large drop of pre drip on to her chest. He felt her tongue finally slip out and begin working on on his balls. It was little more than the tip but it felt so amazing. She lapped every inch of his sack, moving her head to extend her reach. When she had finished licking his entire sack, Cheese began to pull back letting her do the same to his rod. It felt so good Cheese couldn’t really stop himself and he pressed his tip to her tongue. Pinkie immediately went mad, shifting from the soft thorough lick to frantic lapping in an attempt to get as much of his pre as she could.

It was too much and Cheese cried out, exploding all over the pink face in his crotch. Rope after rope of cum landed on her chin, her cheeks, her hair and her mouth. This was also the tipping point for Pinkie, as she squealed and moaned while her body writhed in her tell tale orgasm contractions. Though she was tied, the table creaked under her forceful contractions while her pussy spayed out onto the floor. As they finished, Cheese rested his head on Pinkie’s chest, feeling her breath rise and fall. Pinkie nuzzled his shoulder and they enjoyed being together for the moment.

After about a minute, Cheese stood and removed the gag from Pinkie’s mouth. She worked her jaw a bit and smiled up at him. He kissed her, tasting his spunk on her lips, and loving the mare of his life. But she had made him cum before he was ready. He stood once more, glaring down to the pink mare. “You made me cum too soon, dear. Daddy didn’t tell you to make him cum.”

Pinkie’s smile faded and her mouth opened, but nothing came out. Cheese traced the crop across her throat and up the side of her face. Her breathing soon became ragged once more and he smiled. “Of course, I would have forgiven you dear, because it felt amazing, but you just had to go and cum all on your own. I definitely didn’t give you permission for that.” He walked to her side, Pinkie’s eyes following her loving daddy. “I think that’s worth some swats. Don’t you?” His gaze travelled back up her body and met hers. Her eyes were swimming and her lips quivered.

Her reply was barely more than a whisper, “Oh yes daddy. I’ve been so bad. I deserve all the swats you wanna give me.”

Cheese brought the crop down across her belly, Pinkie’s cry punctuated by the loud slap. He aimed a bit lower and brought the crop down again, this time across her teats. She howled, her pleasure clearly sounding through her pain. He walked back around between her legs and surveyed her thighs. The mark from earlier was still subtly showing through her fur and he smiled. Her breathing was interspersed with soft moans. “Pinkie, love.” She lifted her head to meet his gaze. “Should I even out your thighs?” He traced the crop along the red line, making her wince just slightly and let out a low moan. She nodded and Cheese immediately whipped her other thigh.

Pinkie Cried. “Oh Daddy! Hit me again!”

Cheese was happy to oblige with one more swat on each thigh. She groaned and bucked her hips showing off her pussy that was once again dripping and winking at him. He could smell her sex growing stronger once more and this caused his own to slowly rise back up. Unable to stop himself, Cheese buried his muzzle into her hot marehood. He lapped her juices greedily and suckled on her clit every time it winked out at him. She was thrusting into his mouth and she tasted so good that he nearly missed her whispered plea. He brought his head back up. “What did you say, my little filly?”

She looked at him and begged. “Please daddy. Can I cum?”

He looked at her and shook his head. “No, dear. Daddy has to clean you up first.” Her whine only made his cock get harder and he leaned down and continued licking her pussy. He licked all around her lips and even down to her pucker, lapping up all her drips and making her whine and squirm. When he was done, he lifted his head. “Good girl. Do you want another reward?” He heard another whine and saw her nod her head vigorously. “Do you want to cum?” A long drawn out whine escaped making her sound more like a puppy than a pony and she nodded again. He grinned. “Do you want to cum on my cock?”

Pinkie Pie whipped her head up and those blue orbs bore into his very soul. “Oh yes, Daddy! Please! Let me cum on your long hard cock!”

Cheese put his hooves up on the table and lined his already aching cock up with the pink mare. He slid in easily thanks to her copious amount of lubrication and was soon hilted in his glorious wife, but before he could even start, she screamed. Her pussy clenched around his cock and she moaned and twitched through another orgasm. Cheese watched her and enjoyed every second of it as she convulsed and gave herself completely to her lust. When she finally came down, she looked up into his eyes and smiled. “Alright my little filly. It's daddy’s turn.”

Cheese pulled out of Pinkie, causing her to whine in confusion. She had sprayed so much that everything was super slick. He pressed his tip to her tight pucker and held it there. “I heard your friend Fluttershy like this.” He pressed a little harder and felt her gate start to buckle. She grunted and grimaced, only able to keep one eye open as she watched. “You said you wanted to play the games your friends play, right honey?” He pressed just a little harder and felt his tip starting to enter. She hissed and clenched her eyes shut.

She nodded. “Yes daddy. I want to play Fluttershy’s game too.” She took a breath and opened her eyes to look at him once more. “Please daddy?”

Cheese began pushing and slowly made his entry into her forbidden zone. Everything was lubed up really well with her juices but her ass was so tight that Cheese wasn’t even sure he’d be able to squeeze his medial ring through. He stopped for a breather and looked up at Pinkie Pie. She was gritting her teeth and taking it like a champ, though Cheese couldn’t help but think her clenching was making it harder. He stayed where he was until he felt her relax slightly and open her eyes. He smiled at her. “You need to relax for daddy.” She nodded and laid her head back with a long sigh. After a couple more breaths, Cheese could see and feel her body relaxing.

He began pushing once more and got to his medial ring. “Alright baby. Daddy’s gonna push really hard.” Then he shoved his hips forward, popping his medial ring though and hilting inside her cushy pink ass. Pinkie clenched and Cheese exploded, filling her bowels with surge after surge of his potent seed. He slipped forward, laying his head on her cum drenched chest and catching his breath. This put his own chest right on top of Pinkie's clit, his thrumming heart acting as a big, fluffy, warm vibrator. Pinkie grunted as she came again, spraying all over Cheese's chest.

As the final climax dwindled down, Cheese lifted up off Pinkie and looked over his now exhausted wife. She was covered in his cum, and he in hers. Pinkie was looking up at him with weak eyes, but still smiling all the same. Cheese returned the smile, feeling a warm emotion spread throughout him, a pure feeling of love. Oh, Celestia, he loved that smile.
Cheese recalled seeing a light blue first aid kit with a rainbow cross in the pile of objects Pinkie had gathered. He slipped out of her, letting his cum drizzle down her tail, and went to get it. He chuckled to himself as he realized which pony this was supposed to represent. Carrying the large kit, he returned to Pinkie and slowly worked on tending to her wounds.

He started by untying her hooves. The ropes had dug into her fur a bit and Cheese could see the red beneath her pink fur. He kissed her legs and helped her flex them inward. He then began examining her body. He wiped away the drying cum from her chest and teats to examine her lash marks. They were red and swollen but they would be okay. He kissed these as well and moved down to her thighs. These lash marks were in the same condition, save for one. His second lash had split her skin slightly where the leather tip of the crop was connected. He retrieved an alcohol wipe from the first aid kit and cleaned the sweat and juices off around the area. He then used a second wipe to clean the wound directly, causing a soft hiss to escape Pinkie’s mouth. He kissed these lash marks as well, lingering slightly and enjoying the heat on his lips.

Cheese helped Pinkie into a side laying position, rubbing her back to ease some of the tense muscles. He worked up from her dock to her withers, slowly stretching and working each section of her back, helping it relax. He gave her a kiss on her sullied cheek and smiled at her. Her smile spread across her face under bright and happy eyes. She drew him down for one more deep kiss and giggled as she pulled away.

“You sure know how to make a mare feel special, Cheese Sandwich.” Her sultry eyes made his cock twitch. He held her hoof and helped her off the table gently.

PBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!

"Pffft, hahahahaha!" Pinkie started laughing and Cheese soon joined in with her. She moved the whoopee cushion out of the way with her hoof and moved closer to Cheese as they shared in their laughter and pure joy. Cheese, still grinning at his wonderful wife, lifted her onto his back and headed to the master bathroom.

"We're so very dirty," Cheese said. "Let's wash up."

Soon the warm water and smell of vanilla swirl gel was washing away evidence of their wild night together. Cheese lathered Pinkie's back and shoulders, massaging her a bit more as he did so. She had been such a good filly earlier; she deserved to be pampered. Pinkie relaxed as he ran his forelegs under her belly with the scrub and soon had her covered in yummy smelling suds. She hugged him, covering him in the soap as well, and together they stood under the showerhead to nuzzle and enjoy each other's warmth as the water washed over them.

Author's Note

I hope you all enjoyed this little idea I developed along with LeylaQuartz!

It was the first collaboration that I've ever done and I think it came out quite well :pinkiehappy: