Karen Harshwhinny

by Dante24

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Ms. Harshwhinny, Spike, Comedy, Slice of Life, Human, Anthro, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 2335

New manager Spike deals with his first "Karen".

We've all dealt with a "Karen" at one point in our lives, never like the one poor Spike is about to deal with. When she finds out that her coupons are expired, a mare simply known as, Ms. Harshwhinny, takes her grievances up with the store's new manager, Spike, in a way he never expected.

Human Spike x Anthro Pony

Published 2023-01-02 08:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2023-01-02 08:40:01 UTC

Chapter 1

It's Spike's first day at the Quick Shop Supermarket as an assistant manager. The other employees seem to like him, he was able to get the job done while helping others, and he didn't let his position go to his head like most would. Spike was in the produce section when he looked at his watch. "My shift's almost over." he said. "That went by fast." Just then, Spike noticed some of his employees walking past him with scared looks on their faces. "What was that all about?" he asked. Seconds later, Spike got his answer.

"WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE EXPIRED?!"

A deep female voice sounding somewhat like a drill sergeant nearly shook the store down to it's foundation. Spike walked towards the front of the store to see what all the commotion was all about when he nearly ran into the store manager who was moving like he'd seen a fierce animal. "Um, Boss, where are you......." Spike started.

"Whatever happens, i'm not here." he said before running off.

"I WANT TO SPEAK WITH YOUR MANAGER.....NOW!"

Once again, the store rumbled; almost knocking the items off the shelves. Spike had no choice but to see what was going on; much to the shock of some of the other employees. Some of them were shaking their heads and moving their hands in order to let Spike know not to confront whoever it was, but he didn't notice. Spike made his way to the front registers where he saw a earth pony mare with a short blonde mane with large breasts, a perfectly round plot, and thick hips. She wore a a green shirt that revealed her shoulders, black leggings, and white shoes, along with pearl earrings, pearl necklace, and glasses. To say she looked pissed would be the understatement of the year, and on top of that, all the employees, both human and ponies, seemed to know her. It was then Spike realized that everyone was warning him NOT to go, but it was too late. The middle aged mare set her eyes on him and made her way over. "YOU!" she said. "I haven't seen you here before, you must be new. Are you the manager?!"

"I'm the assistant manager, yes, what seems to be the problem?" he asked.

The mare reached into her purse and pulled out what seems to be a stack of coupons. "I've tried to use these only to be told they're expired, which is bullshit since I know for a fact they're still good!" she explained.

"Uh ma'am, i'm sorry, but these are expired." he said after looking closer at them.

"What was that?!" she yelled. "I'll have you know, I've read the find print on each of these, and I know for a fact that they're still good until Thursday!"

"Ma'am, the date is for last Thursday." he said. "I'm sorry, but they are expired."

"Is that so?" she said. "Well, we'll see about that." Before Spike knew, the mare grabbed him by the arm and started walking away with him. Spike protested and tried to get away, but ponies were naturally stronger than humans, so no matter what he did, there was no escaping. Spike looked to the others for help, but only saw them giving him looks as though someone close to them has just died. Even the store manager, who was wearing a badly put together disguise, preformed the sigh of the cross before bowing his head. "What the hell is wrong with these guys?" Spike thought as he was taken behind the doors to the back area.

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Spike was thrown into one of the offices and heard the door close and lock behind him. He turned to face the mare just as she was removing her shirt. Spike's eyes nearly popped out of his head as his heart skipped a beat when right in front of him were two of the biggest watermelon tits he'd ever seen; barely being contained within the black laced bra the mare was wearing. "W-W-What are you doing?" he asked; trying to process what was happening.

"Don't play dumb, I know how ALL you humans think." she said before grabbing Spike by the shirt, and lifting him up.

"Holy shit, she's strong." he thought. Spike grabbed onto her arm and tried to pry himself away, but it was no good. The mare then did something that caught the poor guy off guard. She grabbed his pants and yanked them down; revealing his stiff member to the world. "W-What the hell, are you doing?!" he yelled.

"Shut up, you better give me a discount after this!" she said before sitting him down on the desk. Before Spike could do anything, the mare grabbed his member and started jerking him off until he got hard enough for her to take him into her mouth. "GAH!" Spike groaned once he felt the wet, warmth of the mare's mouth. Bobbing her head, she sucked him hard while looking angrily up at him. Spike gritted his teeth and squirmed around a bit while releasing a grunt. He'd never experienced anything like this before, though part of him always wondered what it was like. The mare soon released his shaft with an audible "pop", and growled. "You've gotten even harder, you pervert?" she growled. "Do these catch your attention more than customer complaints?!" Reaching behind her back, she unclipped her bra and those watermelon tits of hers broke free from their imprisonment.

"GOOD LORD!" Spike yelled in his head. The mare then, sandwiched Spike's shaft in between them and started moving them up and down while taking it into her mouth once again. This went on for a few minutes before she pulled away from him. Spike was a bit disappointed it ended so suddenly, but at the same time, he was glad it was finally over, at least, that's what he thought.

"Get on the floor, NOW!" she ordered. Not wanting to anger her more than she already was, Spike complied and move to lay down. As he did so, the mare removed her shoes, then her pants, and finally her black laced panties. Spike was now looking right at a naked, plump mare who towered over him.

"Um, ma'am, what are you....." he started.

"What does it look like?!" she angrily interrupted. "You better give a discount after this. And enough with that "Ma'am" shit, my name is Juniper. Juniper Harshwhinny." She kneeled down and aligned herself with Spike's shaft before slamming her hips down with full force; taking him in all at once. "GAAAHHH!" Spike yelled as instantly felt the tight grip of her marehood. Juniper gritted her teeth and ground her hips into Spike hard; jerking his body. Juniper then moved her massive tits to cover his face to keep him from making too much noise; especially when she switched up her movements from grinding to bouncing, then back to grinding again. Spike was losing air fast. If he didn't do something quick, he'll suffocate between a pair of tits....not like that wouldn't be the best death ever, but still. Spike managed to grab the large pairs of flesh and instantly, his fingers started to sink into them. This earned him a groan from the mare who moved to sit up; allowing him to breathe. "Fighting back, huh?" she said before placing both hands on Spike's chest. She raised herself up, making Spike believe that it was over, only to dash his hopes when she slammed back down on him. Spike's eyes widen as he yelped in pain while Juniper released a loud groan as she felt him go deeper inside. Spike couldn't believe just how soft her breasts were as he fondled them in his hands; swearing that his fingers were disappearing right in front of him with each squeeze. His male pride was yelling...no...screaming at him to let it take over and do what needed to be done; to not allow a female, pony or otherwise, to dominate him like this. Just what in the world could he have done in a past life, or this one, for him to end up in this situation anyway? In order for all of this to be over with, Spike allowed his pride to take over.

Slowly raising his head, Spike took one of her nipples in his mouth and started sucking. Harshwhinny moaned before pushing Spike's head deep into her chest. Moving to a sitting position, Harshwhinny continued to move her hips back and forth while wrapping both arms around Spike; holding him close. Spike caught her off guard by moving one of his hands to her thick plot, which to his surprise, was just as soft as her breasts. Spike released her nipple from his mouth with an audible "pop" before looking her in the eyes. She did the same thing without stopping her movements; finding herself slowly moving closer to Spike. Before any of them knew it, their lips connected. Harshwhinny showed off her experience by deepening the kiss causing Spike's pride to move her onto her back. Now in control, he delivered quick, hard thrusts into her. Harshwhinny wrapped her arms around him while releasing muffled moans.

Spike picked up the pace as he felt himself about to reach his limit. It wouldn't be long now, any moment it'll all be over. Spike broke the kiss in order to breathe, however, Harshwhinny placed a hand on the back of his head, and pulled him back in for another one while wrapping both legs around his waist; locking him in place. A few hard thrusts later, and Spike exploded inside of the mare. Her grip around Spike tighten as her body trembled a bit; gritting her teeth as she felt the human filling her up. After a while, Spike collapsed on top of her; resting his head against one of her breasts as he breathed heavily. The pair laid on the floor for about three more minutes before Spike moved to get off her; slowly pulling himself out of her pussy which earned him a soft groan from her. Spike was just glad that this ordeal was finally over, or so he thought. Before he could reach over to grab his clothes, he felt a hand grip his shoulder tightly. "Where do you think you're going?!" came Harshwhinny's voice. "We aren't done yet." Spike watched as the mare slowly stood up and turned her back towards him; showing off her huge, thick plot before walking to bend over the on the desk. She wiggled her ass, inviting Spike to come over and partake of her, to which he hesitated. It wasn't until she turned to face him with that death glare of hers that he found the strength to stand up. He made his way over to her, grabbed her thick hips, and in one thrust, reentered her. Harshwhinny grunted as she was being pounded from behind; gripping the side of the desk as her body jerked.

Spike's eyes were glued to her plot and how much it jiggled like jello with each of his movements. He rose his left hand in the air and slapped it against the bouncing flesh; earning him a yelp. Harshwhinny quickly reached back and grabbed his hand to keep him from doing it again. If he couldn't spank her, then he'll go for the next best thing. Leaning over her, Spike moved to grab onto her large tits; squeezing and groping them as he ground his hips into her. Harshwhinny sealed her eyes shut and groaned as she allowed this human dominate her.

A few minutes passed before Spike felt himself coming close to edge. Releasing her tits from his grip, he grabbed a hold of her hips, and increased his thrusting. The two of them gritted their teeth and held on for as long as they could with Harshwhinny's grip on the desk increasing to the point that Spike thought he heard it crack. Deciding to end this before she broke it, Spike pulled back as far as he could've gone, and rammed back into her for the last time. Immediately, Harshwhinny groaned as her pussy clamped down on Spike while her entire body trembled. With a loud grunt, Spike released everything he had inside of her for the second time. The two of them were panting heavily before Harshwhinny slowly backed away from the desk with Spike still inside of her. "F-Fucking pervert." she said before separating away from him. Spike fell on his ass; unable to stand up when he saw the mare, on wobbly legs, walk over to her purse and pull out a phone.

"Where's your phone?!" she asked. Spike simply pointed over to his pants and watched as she walked over to it; his eyes glued to her tits and ass as they jiggled with each step she took. She bent over in such a way that Spike believed she was purposefully showing off her plot to goat him into taking action. Unfortunately, he was spent. "Here, i'm giving you my number so you can give me those coupons you fucking owe me!" she said. Spike simply nodded as she typed in her number.

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The store manager and three of the employees all watched as the pair both walked out from the back. Harshwhinny gave a death glare to everyone as she passed them by while Spike just stood at the door wonder what just happened. "Spike, thank goodness you're alright." said the store manager.

"I can't believe it, I thought we were gonna have to look for another assistant manager." said one of the employees.

"Another?" asked Spike.

"Truth be told, Spike, your the forth assistant manager this store has gone through." the store manager explained. "The others all had the misfortune of dealing with that mare in the same way you just did."

"Seriously?" Spike responded. "So they all quit afterwards?"

"Nope, they died." he said bluntly.

END.