After years of angrily snapping at ponies, Limestone has come to realize that she will never be loved. Mistakenly, she believed her parents had thought so too.

Having been forced to use the Choosing Stone by Igneous and Cloudy, Limestone winds up in a wedding dress on her way to start her honeymoon. Her traveling companion is as unenthusiastic about it as she is.

Contains dubious consent, coerced sex, and arranged marriage.