It goes without saying that size is everything. At least, that’s how dragons see things. One day, while chatting with Ember, Spike is confronted with this mindset. Naturally, he cannot tolerate its wrongness, and asserts his own tried and true wisdom. Namely, it’s not the size that counts, but how dexterous your fingers are with the lady’s… Well, I don’t want to spoil too much, but I think you guys can see where this is going, especially with that title.

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