Twilight Sparkle gets a gun.

by KingSombraTheTyrantRuler

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Tirek
Length: 1094

Twilight Sparkle, after seeing that Fluttershy has a gun, decides to get one for herself.

Twilight Sparkle, after seeing that Fluttershy has a gun, decides to get one for herself. What will happen next?

Published 2022-01-25 04:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2022-01-25 04:00:00 UTC

Not a bad idea...

Twilight Sparkle gets a gun.

Written by KingSombraTheTyrantRuler.

Twilight Sparkle decided that she needed a gun. If Fluttershy had one, then so could she.

So that evening, Twilight left her library to go and buy a gun for herself.

The gun she bought was similar to the one that Rainbow Dash had.

And when she bought it, the shopkeeper had been surprised that she, a librarian wanted to buy a gun. She had threatened to report him to Princess Celestia, and then he had given her the gun.

Then Twilight had smirked. Being the student of a princess had its advantages.

Once in her laboratory, she examined the gun. She was fascinated by how it worked.

She gained so much knowledge from it. It was a little different from Fluttershy's...

She had learnt so many things about it. And she loved how it was able to destroy things with a bullet or two.

And the best thing was that she could destroy enemies of Equestria with her new gun.

The elements of harmony would be the last option, while guns would be the first.

Twilight knew that she would love using her gun. She would just love it.

But if she wanted to use it on enemies of Equestria, then she would need to practice.

But what should she practice on? The timberwolves were extinct as Fluttershy had destroyed them all.

The changelings were extinct too. So what? Twilight thought harder, but was unable to come up with anything.

As she was about to go and shoot some trees, she heard ponies screaming.

Twilight left her library to find out why. Once out there, she was shocked to see a giant red centaur taking everypony's magic.

"You don't dare!" she yelled and flew up with her gun.

"Move out of my way, pony." growled Tirek.

"No way!" said Twilight.

"You're being foolish." he told her.

"I know." she replied.

"I could kill you right now." Tirek threatened.

"I an aware." Twilight told him.

"So why aren't you moving?" asked the centaur.

"Because I've got something you will never have!" exclaimed the unicorn.

"Oh? What is it?" asked Tirek. He mocked, "The magic of friendship?"

"No! This!" Twilight revealed her gun.

Tirek burst out laughing, "You think you can defeat me with that? Hahahaha!"

He fell over while laughing his head off and Twilight smirked, "Yes."

After recovering, Tirek said, "I've given you a warning, pony, but you didn't listen. Now I'll show you just what I can do."

Tirek destroyed Twilight's library. She screamed, "Noooo! How could you?! Just how could you do that?!"

"I can do much worse things than destroying a pony's home.", Tirek said smugly.

"Oh you're going to pay for this, centaur! You're going to pay for this! How could you have destroyed all those books?! I'm going to teach you a lesson. And you'll regret even setting hoof in Ponyville." Twilight promised.

"You amuse me, pony. By all means go ahead. Let me see your worst." laughed Tirek.

Twilight checked her gun to see if it had enough bullets in it. It did. So, she said, "I wanted something to use my gun on. But there weren't any changelings or timberwolves. Now I've found something that I can practice on. You!"

Then Twilight shot Tirek. BAM! He screamed in pain. Twilight shot him again. And again. BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

He fell on the ground. BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

Twilight continued shooting him. BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

She shot everywhere but his chest. She saved the best for last. As she walked to him, her gun pointing at his heart, Tirek cried, "I'm sorry. I swear, I won't take any magic from any creature ever again! Don't kill me, please!" As she shot his arm, he said, "Actually, I've changed my mind! Kill me, please! The pain is too much! Kill me, pony, kill me now!"

Twilight smiled, "I'll kill you centaur, I surely will."

BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

It took a couple of bullets to kill him. Twilight looked at what was left of the centaur, a pile of dust.

"Guns are magic. I must write a letter to the princess about how guns can be used to defeat villains." she said to herself. "But where am I going to live now? I know, I can grow myself a castle! Out of crystal!"

Twilight used a spell to grow a crystal castle for herself. Then she wrote her letter.

Princess Celestia was sitting in her throne room when she got a letter. After unrolling it she read, "Dear Princess Celestia.

Today I learnt something new. Remember my letter about how Fluttershy defeated the changelings using guns?

I decided that I wanted a gun, and bought one earlier this morning.

As I was wondering what to practice on, a giant red centaur came out of nowhere and started taking everypony's magic.

I decided that I could practice shooting him, as that would defeat him without the elements which would've taken too long to get.

He destroyed my home, so I gave him a painful death. He was begging me to end his life.

The lesson that I learnt was that guns are magic. And they're lots of fun too.

From your beloved and best student, Twilight Sparkle.
PS: I've got a new crystal castle."

Celestia put the letter down and thought, 'Hmm...What's a gun?'

She thought out loud, and a guard came. He answered her question. "Princess, a gun is a weapon that ponies use to kill each other. It was mostly used in the war."

"Thank you for telling me, um..." She read his name. "Shooting star."

"You are welcome, princess." he said as he bowed before leaving.

'I guess a gun could be fun. And I'd hate to miss out on fun. I really need to do something fun. It's the most boring thing in the world, sitting on a throne all day. The only entertainment that I get is the nobles, they fight like school foals. So, where to get a gun? I know, I'll ask Twilight!' Celestia thought. This time, she didn't think out loud.

COMING SOON: TWILIGHT DESTROYS COZY GLOW.

Author's Note

Here's the sequel to Fluttershy destroys all the changelings! I hope you enjoyed this story, and don't forget to vote/like and comment!

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Here's the sequel: Twilight Sparkle destroys Cozy Glow.