The Great Christmas of Anon-A-Mister

by C-L-Strife

Rating: teen
Tags: Thriller, Anon, Suicide / Self Harm, Equestria Girls, Sex, Sunset Shimmer, Violence, Death, Sad, Romance
Length: 1958

Anon-A-Mister is a Young Man whom is confused with Anon-A-Miss, who everyone thinks is Sunset, it is Christmas and everyone hates her. Will they fall in love and solve the Mystery? Happy Holiday's!

When Anon-A-Miss destroys the school's body, everyone turns-on Sunset. This makes Anon-A-Mister, a student at Canterlot High concerned. Even tho Anon-A-Miss has targeted him too, Anon wants to find a way to end the Paranoia, but Anon-A-Miss has him in her grasp too.

Will they survive? Will love bloom? Read and find out!

WARNING: MENTION'S OF PENIS AND SUICIDE!!!!

Published 2021-12-24 05:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2021-12-25 01:21:48 UTC

Saving Sunset to Save Christmas

Hi my name's Anon-A-Mister, you can call me Anon. I am a green man with a question mark for a face, I go to Canterlot High School on Planet Girls (that is what we call the world we are on, because we share the mirror with Equestria and this is Equestria Girls). Today I'm at school on Christmas Eve, listening to my Limp Bizkit shuffle on my earpods, when suddenly...............

A push happens to my back, spilling my Munster Energy Drink all over my Back-Pack. "What the fuck!!!!" I implode, spiraling around. There behind me is. Diamond Tiara, the school billy, a freshman in Ninth Grade, smirking and folding her arm's.

"Well well well if it isn't Anon-A-Mister, or should I say........... ANON-A-MISS?" Diamond Tiara pushes me again, this time breaking my nose. I stand up with blood and fury on my face, sprawling with pain.

"Anon-A-Miss, who is that? Isn't that the person spreading lye on MyStaples?" I inquire.

Diamond Tiara smirked. And folded her arms, "Don't pretend that you don't know, we all have seen what you did." She holds up her phone, there is a rumor on it.

"HAVE YOU HEARD? WHO DID YOU HEAR IT FROM?" The rumor said. "The rumor of Diamond Tiara's mom hits her? It is said that dIAMOND TIARA'S MOM HITS HER. She does this because Diamond Tiara is a bad daughter, she menstruates too much!!!"

I immediately ejaculated with anger, "HOW WOULD I EVEN KNOW THAT?" Sadness and cry, I wanted to flee, but Silver Spon was blocking me, and all I could do was Stand........ MORE where I was. The girl's began to punch and kick me, screaming with rage I cried and despaired, was this what Sunser Shimmer felt...... when everyone bully'd her into Killing herself.

FLASHBACK......

I was walking down the hall, bumping my Tunes, when I passed by Sunset Shimmer. She was pinned to the locker by Rainbow Dash, who had a hammer and was hitting her ribs with the hammer. "Ha! Ha! Ha! That's my new Xylophone!"

"No! Stop this!!!" Sunset Shimmer haggled. "That is not even the sound a Xylophone make's!!!"

"No you bitch, this is what you get for sharing our secretes!" Said Rarity, Anon-A-Miss told everyone about her hemorrhoids.

"Aaaaahhh! Ohhhhhh! Nooooo, I never shared anything! I'm not Anon-A-Miss!!!"

I thought about helping her, until I remembered what Anon-A-Miss posted on mystaples about......... Me.

"HAVE YOU HEARD? WHO DID YOU HEAR IT FROM? The rumor of Anon-A-Mister? They say his dick is the size of a thumbtack! And it's true! And even tho he says he has had Lots of Sex's............ he is a Birgin!"

And............ they also posted my Dink. After that I punted Sunset in the Hunt, and strode away, blasting my Limp Bizkit........ but then this day I was ready to forgive her, she was really hot and didn't deserve to get beaten up..... but I did not forgive her.

Then around the corner, I saw them........ the Cutie Mark Crusader's, Applebloom Sweetie Bell and, Scootaloo

(AUTHORS NOTE this is not in the same universe as Dark Scootaloo so Scootaloo doesn't warship the Sphincts and is not named Sphincter, so just relax and de-clench yourself's)

The three of them were Ginggling behind there locker's..... I frowned, wondering what was going on with them..... so when they started leaving I fllowed them, stealthing my way past the rest of the school, luckily I had remembered to wear my Snickers this morning, which moffled my footprints

"Hehehehe, well girl's, we've done it now." Said Apple Bloom, devilishly rubbing her finger's together. "Now Sunset is depression, she'll be killing her self soon."

"Indeed." Said Sweet-'n-Low, crumpling up a paper ball with a picture of Jesus on it and throwing it on the ground. "Once she's dead then Satan, our lord and master will return and take over the Earth."

"I think five year old's are sexy." Said Scootaloo.

That was all...... that I could take. I leaped out from behind what I was hiding behind..... luckily that day I had brought my ninjitsu blade strapped to my thigh, I drew it and fell into fighting pose.

"I KNEW IT!!! YOU WERE SATANIST'S ALL ALONG!!!"

Scootaloo flipped her magenta mane. And snappered. "Well well, look who it is, Anon-A-Mister. Think you can take us down?"

Apple Bloom brought out her Cellophane..... and pulled up a picture of me at the Steak Store wearing a tutu, buying a piece of meat. I grassed. There was a post written underneath it!!!

"HAVE YOU HEARD? WHO DID YOU HEAR IT FROM? The rumor that Anon-A-Mister buy's meat in a tutu? And has SEX with it?"

I pointed my Blade at them. "That's not true! I was only wearing the tutu because gendarme is a constriction! I do NOT have sex with Steak, I am saving myself for my One True Love!!! Whoever that may be!!!"

"Yeah well, don't expect to ever get Laird if you try to take us down." Said Sweetie Bell, with an evil fire in her satanic green orbs. "Because this phone has a Dead GirlS witch, if you kill us, the post will go live, and then everyone will see the photoshipped picture of you buying a Steak to have SECKX'S with!"

I grunted my Teeth and Grounded my thighs, closing my Orbs I let my blade fall........... to the earth, it Cluttered with Noise and Grave. Falling to my knees, "you win................... damn you, you win." I punched the floor as it started to rain........... and coivered as I was in the Tears of the Heavens, weeping with them we became one with the sorrow.

END FLASHBACK..............

In the present I was waiting for the chance to defend myself, when I saw Scootaloo waving the Cellophane again, an evil look in her eye. I sighed..... and sat down in my chair, Sundering to Dispear.

"Yes, okay. You can anuse me."

With glee the girl's continued their Violents, pummeling me as they did with Sunset. And I knew that Anon-A-Miss had won.......

........or had she really?

TO BE CONTINUED

Author's Note

AUTHORS NOTE this is Seth Standmore with my First Anon-A-MIss tory, I have a few of these planned out but, this idsd the first one I wanted to do, I have seen a lot of these story's get shared but none of them have the idea that the CMC are actually devil-worshipers who want sUNSET sHIMMER to die and kill herself so that Satan will return to the Earth and destroy Chrristmas forever, that is a Them that I want to Implore in this story, so special thanckx's to my supporters and friend's, and as always, remember NOT TO DONATE TO THE SALVATION ARMY THEY ARE AGAINST GAY SO I AM AGAINST THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Discovery Of A Suicide

Moaning with pain, stumbled I down the hall's of Canterlot High. Up the long stares I trunched, my legs and bones aching with pain, groaning and cracking, struffing and strumping. The beating's from the girl's were very painful, Diamond Tiara must be called that because her fists are studded with a thousand tiny diamonds that cut and smash my very self. And Silver Spoon must be called that because she used silver spoon's to pummel me. She was playing the spoon's..... on my bone's.

Suddenly I now knew how Sunset Shimemr felt............... to be rainbow Dash's xylophone.

Onto the roof arrived me did I, standing there in the pale sunlight, it was snowing with Christmas gentliness, and the harold angles were singing........ but there singes did not reach me, so trumpetized was I from my pain.

"Ahhhh! Ohhhhh! Nooooo!" I clenched out, as I crunched to my knee's and pounded the wet, snowy roof. "How could I have let them......... gang up on me so, is this what Sunset Shimmer feel's every day of her life?"

Just then a croon voice. "Did somebody say my name?"

I looked up, into the aquamarine orbs of the goldenrod-fleshed and crimson/golden-maned goddess....... Sunset Shimmer was bruised up like a banana with one black orb, but she was still the most bountiful woman I had seen in my life. She was holding a Gun......... The gun was an old fashioned flintstone pistol, she was using the Ram-Rod to pound a Muskrat Ball into it's barrel.......

(authors note This is four-shadowing for they have sex later)

I said. "What are you doing here? Why are you loading that fire-arm?"

SUnset snuggled as she rammed the rod, snot and tear's flowing down her face as she poured gun-potter into the burrow. "Why do you think stupid, I'm going to end my pathetic life, everyone think's I'm anon-a-miss even tho I so fucking am not, even Twilight Sparkle hates me now and, she doesn't even know about Anon-A-Miss, she just thinks I told every one about her connection's to the Mareyan Sisterhood!"

I crawled on my knee's to the edge of the building....... and saw the noose that Sunset had set up for herself. At the bottom of the school was a Christmas Tree sharpened to a point. I gasped...... she was going to put the noost around her neck, shoot herself with the pistol and............ impale herself on the Christmas Tree!!!

Sunset no! You can't do this!

"WELL WHY FUCKING DAMN NOT?!?!?!?!" Sunset expounded, cucking the pistol, "TELL ME ONE GODDAMN FUCKING THING I HAVE IN MY LIFE THAT MAKE'S ME DESERVE TO LIVE!!!"

I closed my eye's, a single tear slithering down my face from my Orb's....... a deep breath took I, and I stretched out toward Sunset. Taking her into my arm's........ I hled her Tight and kissed her on the lumps.

Sunset blushed. Then she blushed. "A-Anon....... I had no idea....!"

"You are my one true love Sunset.... and it would be a waste of life to end yours now when our life together has just begun. Stay with me, and survive Christmas...... and we will help you reagan your honor. For I know the one's who have gotten you down, and with my help....... we CAN defeat them!"

I saw hepo in her brilliant orbs......... she dropped the Flintstone's Pistol onto the floor. "Yabba-Dabba-Doo-Me," she whimpered with pussy.

And there, on the floor of the roof, as Christmas Snow spankled down on us........ we made Love Happen for the firsttime.

Meanwhile, out of sight where we couldn't see them, the Cutie Mark Pentagramers (authorsnote that is because petangrasn are the opposite of Crosses and Crusade means Cross The Road To Save Jesus Christ) were watching me give my Dolt to Sunset's Pachinko, and take her vitality.

Apple Bloom shook her head with disgust. And said, "Well cream me up Scotty, looks like ourplan failed! IF SUnset won't kill herself Satan can't return, and Christmas will never be ruined!!!"

"Now now lady's, we have a back-up plan." Said Sweetie Belle, taking she out her Dark Book of Imperial Justice. "We can stop Christmas from coming by merging into our true form and, killing everybody at Canterlot High! It's not as good as Anon-A-Miss but, in time's like these who cares?"

"Can we go to the orphanage first?" Said Scootaloo with pedophilia. "I want to read the children the book that my friend Leonard wrote."

So the CMCs left to begin there Dark Designs........ but with the power of sex between me and Sunset, they would be stopped in there Tricks.

TO BE CONCLOUDED.........

Author's Note

Auythorsnote This is the second chapter, the Dark Book Of Imperial Justice comes from Star Wars Jedi Prince where Palpatines three-eyed son uses Darth Vaders magic glove to burn down the rain forest and merry Princess Leia