Talent Scouts

by Maxx Phoenix

Rating: mature
Tags: Crossover, Second Person, Comedy, Equestria Girls, Winx Club, Sunset Shimmer, Main 7 (EqG), Profanity
Length: 1027

The Rainbooms become talent scouts to 1UP the Winx

Anything you can do i can do better is a phrase that has caused much chaos. Luckily, the Rainbooms thrive in chaos. In the latest bid to 1UP the Winx Club, the Booms decided to become talent scouts. What could possibly go wrong?

Published 2021-12-25 05:10:00 UTC
Last updated 2021-12-25 05:10:00 UTC

Chapter 1

You are Anon Yolanda Mouse. You are currently scrolling through the news feed. Looks like the Rainbooms antics with the Winx Club are starting to go viral, from diss tracks to press conferences, their little pissing match will soon culminate with a massive match for supremacy. It was nothing short of a magical gang war. Just then, your phone began to ring. It was Sunset Shimmer, your surrogate older sister. You pick up the phone.

“Hello?” you say. “Yo, Anon. I have a plan to get one over on the Winx. Meet me at the fluttershack in a few minutes!” she said.

With a sigh, you grab your car keys and head to the fluttershack.

The Fluttershack
“Ok, I got here as soon as I could. What’s the sitch?” you ask.

Sunset and the Rainbooms beamed with excitement. “Okay, so…you know how the Winx from another dimension are basically talent scouts?”

Somehow, you knew what Sunset was hinting at. “SUNSET LAMAR ALOWICIOUS SHIMMER!!!” What the fuck you motherfuckers trying to do?” Dashie walked up to you and placed a hand on your shoulder, saying, “Anything the Winx can do, the Rainbooms can do better!”

Sunset looked at you and said, “Anon, that Winx Club are talent scouts for a TV show called WOW! I think we should have our own version of that!”

The other Rainbooms nodded in agreement. “Are you sure about this?” you ask pensively.

Sunset nodded. “With the clout that we have, I know we can do great things!”

Before the convo could go any further, Pinkie ran into the living room like a bat out of hell.

“DASHIE! DASHIE!”

“Skewhoa, Pinks. Slow down, where’s the fire?” asked the One Woman Pride Parade known as Rainbow Dash.

“Dashie, check out the new episode of Being the Best Friend Squad!”

“Okay, calm your tits…”

While that was going on, Sunset wrapped an arm around you as she says, “We have a lot to do! We’ve got to set up a studio. We’ve got to make our own version of the theme song. We also need some graphics. We’ll also ALSO need to find some people to be judges. Let’s see. Fuck, so much admin. We also need to get the word out!”

“Let’s not forget, darlings, we should also make some spysuits, just in case we run into trouble,” Rarity added.

Sunset nodded in agreement. “Anon, We’ve got a very important job for this pursuit of ours! I want YOU to be the host. I’m also leaving you in charge of finding judges. I know you can do it!” she said.

The esurance of your big sis made you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. “Don’t worry, Sunset. I won’t let you down,” you say. Sunset patted you on the head. “I know just who to recruit!”

Cake Diner
Octavia and Vinyl sat across from you at a booth. “So, tell me, Anon. Why do you want us to be the judges of some reality show?”

You reply, saying, “Well, you two are quite talented. I’ve asked Trixie to do it, but she's ironically going to be in Gardenia for some music festival later this week."

Octavia snickered like an idiot. "I honestly can't believe that the Rainbooms are going this far to win some pissing. I'm kinda here for it!" she said. Vinyl nodded in agreement.

"Great, now I'm gonna talk with Lyra and Bonbon!"

You take off on your hoverboard to find the others. While you do that, the Rainbooms are at the studio, recording their music. Pinkie's drum beat carried the silky smooth instrumentals, and each note flowed into the next like a hot knife through butter.

Sunset gave a satisfied look. "Nice, soon the world will see that anything the Winx can do, we can do better!" she remarked.
Midnight laughed get off, saying, "Relax, Sunset, we still need to find a studio, and get the word out as well as produce some graphics!"

"You're right. Good thinking, Sparky," said Sunset.

With a sigh, Midnight placed a hand on Sunset's shoulder with a forced smile and said, "If you ever call me that again, I'm gonna break your baconey ass in half!"

The Winx House
Bloom Sparx was sunbathing on the roof when Stella walked up to her and told her, "Holy shit, Bloom! The Rainbooms are doing their own version of WOW! It's absolutely insane!"

Instantly, Bloom opened up her phone and checked her Twitter. Sure enough it was Sunset's tweet that caught her attention.

Anything the Winx can do, the Rainboom can do even better! In a few days, we'll be launching our very own version of Wow!" We'll be livestreaming each episode on our youtube channel. In the meantime, join the conversation at #FindThatTalent!

The dragon fairy was incredulous. "Really? I wonder how the Council of Blooms will react to this… development. Now, it was Bloom's to tweet.

Oh, Sunny. What a silly little girl you are. Your own version of Wow!? How interesting! Alright. I guess I'll humor you! The Winx and are gonna have a little watch party. #FindThatTalent!

Your place
You watch as the Rainbooms rearrange your living room. Midnight plugged her laptop to your TV to test out the graphics package. Sunset applied a new gamer lighting setup, bathing the walls in beautiful Technicolor. Dashie and Pinks rigged up a brightly lit W on the back wall while Applejack moved furniture. Rarity, meanwhile, put up several curtains that obscured everything beyond the living room.

"Um...isn't this a little much?" You asked pensively. Sunset simply shrugged as she continued to renovate your apartment. Dashie placed a hand on your side as she said, "Chillax, Anon. It's only temporary. Plus, this place is now about 20% cooler!" You opened your mouth to speak, but decided against it, since you had no real counterargument. This WAS unironically pretty cool. Before things could go any further. There was a knock at the door. You got up to answer the door.

Who is at the door

The Council of Blooms

The Milkman

Your mom

Doesn't matter because the answer is A