Equestria's Beast

by aegishailstorm

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Comedy, Random, Slice of Life, Human, Main 6
Length: 1920

"I just bought the castle of friendship for 19 million bits!"

Everyone's favorite millionare youtuber is dropped into Equestria. Naturally, when he finds out about it's treasures, he can't help but ask, "How much do you want for it?"

Published 2021-12-29 04:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2021-12-29 04:10:01 UTC

So you still think the magic of friendship is the most valuble thing in the world?

MrBeast's PR team sat around a table, discussing idea's for his next video.

"How about another Squid game one? They liked that."

"Nah, that's been done to death."

"Well, how about...No, that wouldn't work."

"What wouldn't work?"

"Well, I looked down at my phone, and..." He rasied it up and showed the rest of the group his background, A bench overlooking Ponyville.

"And what pray tell, did you think we were going to get off that?"

"Well, I was thinking, we could call Hasbro and have them do a special with Jimmy, Karl, Chandler and Chris."

"Have you spoken to them about this yet?"

"Well...No, but I'm sure he'll love it!"

"Well, ok...I'll give the executives over at Hasbro a call and see if we can get 'em on board. But remember, it's still his money, no means no."

"Got it, I'll call him up."

Meanwhile in a warehouse on the outskirts of Greenville, North Carolina...

Mrbeast and his friends where curently busy playing minecraft, when they got the call from the PR team.

"So, uh, Jimmy..."

"What is it?"

"Well, we were in the middle of a brainstorming session, and, well..."

"What, speak up!"

"Someone bought up the idea of partnering with hasbro to make a My Little Pony special." Mrbeast and his 3 friends where silent for a moment, the PR members could hear murmuring ove the phone, followed by a snicker from the other side.

"Well, lets do it!"

"Great, one of the other guys is already on the phone with Hasbro, we've just got to get 'em to say yes-" He was inturupted by a shrill, girlish scream from the other side of the call.

"Hello, you there, what happened?!" The PR members asked.

"JIMMYJUSTDISSAPERED!!!" He heard Chandler yell.

"What do you mean?" Chris cleared his throat.

"Well, he just disappeared in a flash of light."

"You're joking right?"

"I wish I was."

"Well, where did he go?"

"I haven't the slightest.

"Owww, what happened?" Mrbeast asked as he opened his eyes. He looked around, to find his friends gone, and his studio replaced by what appeared to be a quaint cottage room, to his right, there way a window.

"Hey, guys, you there?" He called out, to no avail. However, he could hear talking coming from outside the window. H e got up off the bed and walked aver to, sliding aside the curtains, and looked out. From where he was, he saw that he was on the second floor of a medieval style cottage, its exterior was lined with pink. But that wasn't the strangest part, that award went to the fact that there were dozens of pastel colored horses walking around in the street below they where talking with one another, just like humans.

"Am I dreaming?" He rubbed his eyes, "Nope, still there." Looking closer, he noticed that some of them had wings, or horns, some, had neither. Then it came to him.

"Wait, didn't my PR team say something about doing a my little pony special...wait, then why does this all feel real?" Expirmentally, he kicked the wall, sure enough, it hurt.

"Well, I've got nothing better to do, I suppose I'll go down there and introduce myself!" He exclaimed, he turned around, and walked to the door, pushing it open, from there, he went down the stairs, the first floor seemed to be more or less the same as the second floor-

"Mommy, there's a monster in the front room!" He heard a panicked voice call.

"Huh?" Mrbeast turned around, to find a... colt was it called, with a terrified look on their face.

"Coming sweetie!" The colt's mom rushed into the room, but stopped when she caught sight of Mrbeast.

"Sweet Celestia, what are you?!" She asked in terror.

"Calm down now, I'm not going to hurt you, name's Jimmy Donaldson, but you can just call me Mrbeast!" He stuck out his hand.

"W-Well, its nice to meet you, I suppose?" The mare reached out, and shook his hand.

"So, where am I?" He asked.

"You're in Ponyville, Equestria." The mare responded.

"Great, my fan are going to love this!" He shouted, causing the 2 ponies to jump.

"Your...fans?" The colt asked.

"Yep, I don't suppose you've heard of YouTube before?" The 2 ponies just shook their heads.

"Eh, fair enough, after all, you're a pair of candy colored talking horses!"

"W-We prefer the term 'Ponies"

"Well, then, ponies it is!" He turned back around, and began making his way to the front door.

"Wait, you can't just go out there!" The mare called.

"Why not?"

"Well...lets just say, most of the visitors this town gets aren't exactly the nicest."

"Well then, I guess it's up to me to make it up to them!" He swung the door open. And stepped outside.

"So, this is Ponyville huh? I like it!" He exclaimed. Mrbeast could practically hear a record scratch as the townsfolk turned to look at him.

"M-MONSTER!!!" One of them shouted, sending the rest into a panic.

"Why are you running? I'm not going to hurt you!" Doing nothing to calm their nerves. He looked off into the distance, on the far side of town, he could see what appeared to be a massive castle/tree house looking thing, it seemed to be made entirely out of crystals.

"Hello beautiful." He sidestepped the panicked ponies, and began strolling off towards the castle. He found himself trip and stumble on something, or someone...

"Owww!" Mrbeast heard from under him.

"Oh, sorry, didn't see you there, names MRbeast."

"Mr- Beast?" The pony asked, getting to his hooves.

"Yes."

"I see, names Filthy Rich, the richest pony in Equestria, except for the princesses."

"Oh, really?"

"Yes! Now get out of my way commoner!" Resulting in a scowl from Mrbeast.

"Hold your horses, just how much do you have?"

"Why, I just said, I'm the richest pony In Equestria!"

"Sure you are." Mrbeast leaned in close, and whispered into Filthy Riches ear. The color began to drain from his face.

"Y-You can't have that much money, it-" The pony dropped, right there, in the middle of the street.

"What did I do now?" He looked at the sleeping from of the pony on the ground in front of him, then at the gathering crowd around him.

"Well, don't just stand there, go find somewhere comfortable for this spoiled brat to wake up!" He shouted at them. With that, he swiveled back around, and continued towards the castle.

"Hey, stop!" He looked back to see six ponies, more brightly colored than the rest, chasing him.

"I just wanted to take a look at that castle over there." He waved a hand at it.

"You mean the castle of friendship? That belongs to me." A lavender one stepped forward from the group, he noticed that she possesd both wings and a horn.

"Hello there, my names Twilight Sparkle. What are you doing here in Ponyville?"

"Mrbeast, well, quiet frankly, I haven't the slightest idea as to why I'm here, one moment I was playing Minecraft with my friends and talking with my production manager, and the next I'm laying in a bed on the second floor of a colorful house in a world filled with magic talking horses.

"Wait, production manager? Are you an actor?" Rainbow asked.

"Well, sort of... C'mon, I'll explain it to you on the way." He waved them along.

"Hold on, we can't just let you walk around our town, how are we supposed know you won't try to hurt us?" Rainbow demanded.

"What, my word isn't enough?"

"Well, you see like a trustworthy fellow." Applejack responded.

"Well, I suppose, if AJ trusts him... but don't think you're off the hook mister!" Rainbow shouted.

"Heh, understandable." Mrbeast said as they stepped onto the front porch, he stopped, nd looked up at the massive structure for a moment.

"How did you build this?" He asked the group.

"Silly, it wasn't us that built it, It was the elements of harmony!" Pinkie shouted, appearing out of nowhere.

"Ok... Question, does it have plumbing?"

"Yes." Twilight replied.

"Electricity?"

"Huh? It has magic if that's what you're asking."

"Internet connection?" The six looked at him in confusion. He scratched his chin as an idea began to form in his head. He glanced up at the structure's rooftop.

"Is that real gold?"

"Yes...what are you getting at?" He clasped his hands together.

"How much do you want for it?"

"I beg your pardon?" Rarity asked.

"How much money do you want for the castle?"

"Uh, it's not for sale, I mean, there's plenty of other nice house's in Ponyville, besides, I'm not even a realestate pony. "Twilight said with a chuckle. This whole situation made no sense, this "Human" Had just shown up out of nowhere, claiming to be famous, and now, he was asking to buy her castle?

"It's not for sale." She repeated.

"Hmmm, can I rent it out then?" He asked them.

"For what?"

"A video obviously, this place is awesome!"

"Well, you're right about that." Rainbow Dash replied. Mrbeast heard his phone going off.

"Could you all wait for a moment, my friends are calling me."

"Jimmy, you there!?"

"Yes, Karl."

"You, uh-"

"-Disappeared in a flash of light and got teleported to a world of magical, candy colored talking horses?"

"Yeah- wait, did you just say, magical, candy colored talking horses?"

"Yep."

"Hey, Frank, call Hasbro, tell 'em the deals off!"

"Got it!" He could hear in the background.

"So, where are you right now?"

"I'm in a quaint little town they call Ponyville, I just convinced one of them to let us rent out their castle."

"Great, what are we gonna do with it?"

"Well...I haven't quiet thought the though yet. But still, castle, giant, magic castle, with gold roof!"

"Actual gold?" He glanced over at Twilight, who nodded.

"Yep, actual gold."

"Damn, that's awesome, when can we start filming?"

"As soon as you figure out how to get from earth to...wherever I am now." He looked down at Twilight.

"I don't suppose you can help me with that?"

"Well, I've tried dimension hopping before, it's difficult, but once you get the hang of it, it's jsut as easy as teleporting anywhere else."

"Wait, you can teleport?" They heard the voice of Chandler say over the phone.

"Yes..."

"Cool."

24 hours later...

"Alright, we've got our cameras set up, we're ready when you are Jimmy!"

"Hello everyone, I know this is going to sound crazy, but you know My Little Pony?" A few images flashed on screen.

"Yep, that's the one, is real! If you still aren't convinced, here's one of them now." Twilight walked up on screen, and hesitantly waved. This here is Twilight. They were generous enough to let us buy their 'castle of friendship', ok, I've got to confess, we didn't actually 'buy' it, but we did rent it out, as for what we're going to do with it..." He turned back to his friends.

"Uh, guys, what are we going to do with 38,000 square feet of magic castle?" Chris was the first to speak up.

"How about we rent it out to more peo- no, that's not a good idea, how about a housewarming party?"

"Did somepony say party!?" They could hear in the distance.

"I'd run if I were you." Twilight informed them. They did as told.