First Contact

by Arkadios

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Original Character, Porn, Fetish, Random, Shining Armor, Sex
Length: 4112

Shining Armor, a representative of the Crystal Empire sent through a portal to Earth, is feeling quite backed up. Luckily, he has an admirer willing to lend him a hand.

A portal has opened, bringing Equis and Earth into contact for the first time. A delegation of representatives of Equis's major nations has been assembled and sent through the portal to make first contact with humanity.

Shining Armor is among them, and Cadance has cast a spell on his cock that keeps him from hoofing himself off. How will he handle it? Will he "sample" the local anatomy or suffer through until Cadance lifts the spell when he returns home?

Contains: a human woman giving a stallion a handjob, a human woman giving a stallion a blowjob, a human woman having sex with a stallion, lots of cum

Idea originated by my coconspirators on the Adult Writers Discord server.

Written in the course of a few hours, pre-read (read "fapped to") and left almost entirely unedited by yours truly, with input from n3k1dsk1llz.

Cover art cropped from 1635755 on Derpibooru

Published 2021-12-29 08:40:00 UTC
Last updated 2022-01-27 07:59:55 UTC

First SEXUAL contact, that is.

Being an interdimensional representative of the Crystal Empire in a world full of large, overcautious apes was already stressful enough for Shining Armor, but, of course, Cadance's overly sexual sense of humor had to kick in right before he stepped through the portal to this newfound "Earth". When he'd tried to "relieve" his stress in his hotel room in New York on the first night after they'd met with this "United Nations", he'd found himself completely unable to hoof himself off; his hooves simply couldn't find any friction.

The second night was even worse. He was used to Cadance getting him off multiple times a day, insatiable minx that she was, and now the humans were starting to seem attractive. One of the humans had been following him around. Given what he'd seen of humanity's culture, she seemed one of the better-developed individuals of the species, and his increasingly blue balls were quick to latch onto her image.

The third night was agony. Shining was trying to rub himself to completion on the blankets when a knock came at the door. He froze, looking down at the veritable puddle of pre that had collected on the comforter. "Uh… wh-who is it?" he called.

"Rachel."

He hadn't met anyone named Rachel in his meetings with Earth's own national representatives. Still, the voice sounded feminine, and be damned if he was going turn away someone who might help him relieve himself, far-fetched as the possibility may have actually been.

Hopping off the bed, he folded the comforter in half to hide his emissions. He was worried what the sight of his erection might provoke in the human, as they seemed quite shy of nudity, as well as the distinct musk that had built up in the room since his first night. Nevertheless, he opened the door with his magic to reveal the human who'd been following him around wearing, if his memory of human clothing terms served, high heels, a pencil skirt, tights and a turtleneck.

"Hi," she said, clearly on the verge of losing her nerve. "Um… do you mind if I come in?"

"Not at all!" Shining responded a little too loudly. "Uh, I mean… sure, if you'd like."

"Wow… is that some kind of perfume you ponies wear?" Clearly, Rachel had noticed the musk as she stepped inside and removed her jacket.

"Aheh, umm… s-sure," Shining Armor stammered out, hoping it hadn't put her off.

"Okay, let me get to the point," she said, whirling around to face him. "I grew up on a horse farm. We had stallions, and I always wanted to, y'know, explore with them a bit. But I couldn't work up the nerve to do it. I guess it was because they weren't sapient like you and me.

"But now, we have sapient horses—or ponies, I guess—on Earth, and what I wanted to ask was, uhh… would you mind letting me—"

"Explore?" Shining Armor interrupted, a grin on his face.

Rachel nodded slowly. "Yeah."

"Hooooly Celestia, you have no idea how backed up I'm feeling. My wife cast a spell on me that—"

"Your wife?"

Oops. Mistake. "L-look, it's not like she'd know. Besides, she's into me having sex with other mares! Or women, I guess. Especially if they're different species."

"Well… if it's okay with her…" There was still caution in her voice, but she seemed to be giving in more to her curiosity. "Seems like you were already trying to get yourself off before I got here," she said, pointing out his still-raging erection.

Shining looked under himself at his bobbing penis. "I guess, yeah."

"You want a hand with that?"

"Yes please!" Shining said and hopped up on the uncovered side of the bed with his thighs spread so his balls rested between them. Rachel's eyes went wide as her eyes fell upon the dark blue skin of his cock as it stuck out of his lap.

Humans were about twice as tall as ponies, but ponies seemed to have humans beat in the penis size department. Human males had a meager five inches on average to play with, where the average stallion sported a good 14 inches at full mast.

Shining was a special stallion, though, with 19 inches of length, and just over 3 inches wide. It seemed it didn't take much to impress a human woman, but seeing Rachel's reaction was enough to send another throb through his length.

"Wow…" she breathed. "It's the same shape as the horses here. Gotta be even longer, though and they definitely weren't blue," she said as she got down on her knees in front of him. "Right, well… what do you want me to do?"

Since Shining had arrived on Earth, he'd been fascinated by humans' hands. Sure, he had magic, but hands offered tactile manipulation he couldn't imagine achieving with his hooves. So, of course, here was only one thing he could imagine asking for. "C-could you put your hands on it?"

"Oo, I was hoping you'd say that." Rachel reached out and poked it with her index finger, making the cock before her bob back and forth.

"More," Shining gasped.

Rachel reached forward again and tried to wrap her hand around the base of his shaft, and failed miserably. A squirt of precum launched from the tip of Shining's cock and landed on the sleeve of her turtleneck. She brought the wet splotch of fabric to her nose and took a long sniff. "Mmm… that's amazing," she said, a smile appearing on her face.

"I'm g-glad you like it," Shining responded.

Rachel put her hand on his cock again and began moving it up his length. More pre burbled from his tip, running down the sides of his cock to stain her hand. Up and up she went, eventually raising herself off her heels to extend her reach, until she reached his flare and rubbed her thumb under his glans. "How do you even concentrate with this monster swinging around underneath you all the time?" she asked in wonder.

"N-no idea," Shining stammered, a shiver going up his spine from the sensation.

Now she brought her hand down again, her fingers gliding over rock-hard, lubricated navy blue flesh. She squeezed her index finger and thumb at his medial ring, sending another shiver through Shining Armor and continued downward until she reached the top of his sheath.

"F-faster," Shining groaned. "Please go faster."

"If you insist," she said with a grin. She immediately complied, moving her hand back up his length more quickly than before, than back down even faster.

The feeling of soft fingers stroking his slickened stallionhood instead of his wife's hard hooves was almost indescribable to the well-endowed stallion. Soon, his orgasm was building within him, his already-impressive flare widening in anticipation of the payload it so wanted to release. "I'm-I'm… I'm gonna cum!"

"Wait a minute," the woman said as she stopped her stroking. "Let me get my clothes off. If your load is half as impressive as your penis, you'll ruin my outfit."

The pony tried to take over as soon as Rachel pulled her hand away, but the anti-friction spell prevented him from massaging himself to completion. His flare shrank back, the throes of orgasm receding as Rachel pulled off her sweater and skirt and peeled her underwear away. She threw everything into a pile on a nearby chair and got back down on her knees.

"Alright, let's finish this." Rachel placed both her hands on the twitching penis this time, arms spread vertically to squeeze the base at the same time as she stroked the shaft.

"Oh fuck," Shining grunted, his orgasm rushing toward him once again. He felt himself flaring, his back going rigid as his cock tensed up.

Thick, sticky ropes of off-white horsecum rocketed out of Shining Armor's cock, getting everywhere, on the carpet, on the sheets, all over Rachel. She kept stroking faster and faster as she was bathed in the stallion's orgasm. Semen landed in her hair, on her shoulders. She angled the penis down in an attempt to get a taste fresh from the source and took a load to the face instead.

When Shining's orgasm subsided, Rachel was a dripping mess of thick, viscous pony jizz. Her face was absolutely covered in semen, as were her shoulders, her breasts, her legs. Several streaks were already drying her hair, soaking to the roots. She was kneeling in a large patch of wet, sticky carpet, breathing heavily through her mouth as she stared in shock at the penis she still grasped in her right hand.

"Where were you even keeping all of that?" she wondered aloud as one last trickle of cum dripped off the end of Shining's cock.

"S-sometimes I wonder myself," Shining blurted out, his mind still rebooting from the most amazing orgasm he'd ever experienced.

Ponies and humans had a lot to offer each other, it seemed.

Author's Note

Don't hesitate to leave a comment, and, if you want me to write more stories like this, message me on Discord at Arkadios#8775!

The Second Night

The next day, Shining Armor found it difficult to concentrate, and even harder to keep himself from getting hard. His mind kept wandering back to how Rachel had made him feel the night before. The soft hands on his stallionhood, the simple bliss of ridding himself of his (figurative) blue balls, even her voice sounding bewildered at the sheer proportions of his cock and the veritable happenings it could create.

Needless to say, he hoped she come back and do that again tonight.

Little did he know, she still had a lot in store for him.

That evening, Shining was lying on his back on the bed in his hotel room, his unsheathed but soft stallionhood draped across his abdomen. The carpet next to the bed was still rather sticky and smelly—the cleaning staff seemed not to have a chemical that could remove such a large amount of cum from carpet. Every once in a while, his cock twitched at the memory of the night before.

Just then, a knock came at the door.

"Who is it?" Shining called.

"Rachel again."

Shining all but flew off the bed and over to the door, which he pulled open with his magic. "Hey there, Rachel!" he chirped, looking up at the woman.

"Hello. Nice to see such a handsome stallion again," she said with a wink.

"You don't look so bad yourself," Shining Armor replied, nodding to her outfit.

"Why, thank you. But something tells me you're not quite in the mood for small talk." Rachel pointed at his stallionhood, which was once again erect.

Shining's cheeks adopted a deep blush as he wondered how many people he'd flashed with his unruly junk that day. "I've been thinking about you all day, if I'm honest. Last night was amazing."

"It was pretty awesome wasn't it? Listen, close the door. I have something else I've always wanted to try."

Shining complied and moved back to the bed, his stallionhood bobbing under him and his balls jiggling between his thighs the whole way.

"Wait," Rachel said as she finished removing her clothes. Shining stopped in his tracks and looked back at her. "Can you rear up and put your forelegs on the wall?"

"Uh, yeah. Sure." Shining did so, standing up on his hind legs and bracing his forehooves on a wall near the bathroom door. His cock stuck up at an angle underneath him. Rachel nodded to herself and walked over to him. There was just enough room underneath him for her to kneel under his body so her face was level with the end of his cock.

When she was positioned under Shining, she brought her hands up from her knees and wrapped one around his cock just beneath his flare, and the other one near the thick base. Shining shivered, the pleasure of her soft hands returning in earnest. Slowly, she stroked him, earning a squirt of precum that slung from his tip and landed on her nose. She took away one of her hands and wiped it away before bringing it to her mouth and licking it up. "Mmm, just as good as last night."

More pre burbled from his tip, running down his shaft. Rachel brought her head down and licked up the precum directly off his cock. "Oh shit!" Shining cried, throwing his head back.

"You like that?"

"Holy fuck, yes," Shining replied, his voice eager as he looked down at the woman beneath him. "You're amazing."

"This is actually the first time I've ever done this."

"R-really? I couldn't tell."

"You stallions are just like men here," Rachel said, rubbing her hand just under Shining's flare as she gave a short chuckle. She brought her head forward again and, with a breath in through her nose, engulfed the head of Shining's deep blue cock in her mouth. Her tongue danced around the edges of his flare and caught the fresh jets of precum that came from his tip.

Shining was left breathless under the weight of the sensations as she resumed stroking his cock from the base to just under his flare, her tongue pleasuring his tip the entire time.

Normally, Shining had a fair amount of forbearance, a trait he'd picked up from Cadance's insistence on tending to him so often. However, pleasures of the handsy type were utterly new to him, and he soon felt himself flaring inside Rachel's mouth. It had already been a chore for her to fit and get past her teeth. As he flared, he spread her jaw so wide, it popped. Shining's stallionhood locked itself inside her jaw, making her completely unable to remove it from her mouth. Rachel's eyes went wide and she brought her hands up to try and pull the engorged cock out of her mouth.

Unfortunately, that was the final trigger, and a huge jet of semen gushed out of him to flood her mouth and swirl down her throat. A second load shot from his cock, and Rachel was already choking on his load. Semen squirted from the sides of her lips and got all over her cheeks and dripped off her chin onto her breasts. She coughed as a third load jetted into the back of her throat, sending the thick cum up and out her nose.

There was nothing she could do but take it, wedged in her mouth as Shining's cock was. She choked and moaned and made bubbly glrk noises as the musky horsecum flooded her senses and overfilled her mouth. The cum she managed to swallow was quickly filling the empty space in her stomach, making her feel stuffed.

Finally, after over twenty seconds of loads, Shining's orgasm subisded, but his flare remained too big for her to remove. Almost against his will, Shinings hips twitched forward, shoving his cock just a little deeper into her mouth as one last squirt jumped out of him. Rachel swallowed it as Shining's flare finally shrank, allowing her to release the softening cock from her mouth.

Rachel's face was a mess once more, the cum coating her cheeks and dripping white out of her nostrils. Her panting breath smelled more than a little like horse semen. She knew she wouldn't be needing dinner tonight—as she'd previously suspected, Shining's cum was more than enough for an evening meal.

Shining stumbled backward and let himself fall on his backside, his cock gradually leaning forward and down as it softened. Rachel sat facing him, panting as wiped his cum off her face. "Looks like… I'll be needing… another shower," she remarked between deep breaths.

"Y-yeah," Shining said dreamily, eyes closed as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a hoof.

"You want to join me?"

Shining's eyes shot open, a new grin spreading on his face.

Author's Note

Don't hesitate to leave a comment, and, if you want me to write more stories like this, message me on Discord at Arkadios#8775!

Yes, they finally fuck.

Shining Armor loved showers. He loved the warm water, the way the heat soaked into him through his coat. He loved the way the water felt when it traced down his balls and dripped off his sheath.

He also looked forward to showers because Cadance liked to get him off before their nightly fun, but he'd never once thought he'd get to do the same with a veritable alien after just a few days in a different world. That said, he hoped it wouldn't be over that quickly as he followed Rachel into the bathroom. He could tell he was lucky to have met a human who was okay with getting covered in animal cum.

Rachel turned on the water and tested it with her hand after a few moments. Shining still marveled at how useful hands were, from their structure to their sensitivity to how good they were at making him feel. She tested the water again before looking back at Shining. "Ready to hop in?"

Instead of answering, Shining simply stepped into the shower-tub. His cock began to slip back out of its sheath under the warm water. "How do you want to do this?"

"Lay down in the tub. Cowgirl's the best way to ride a horse." Shining didn't quite get that, but complied anyway, laying on his back on the side opposite the showerhead.

Rachel stepped into the shower soon afterward, her eyes on the slowly hardening nineteen-inch penis before her. "You think it'll fit?" Shining asked.

"You want to find out?"

"Yeah!"

The tub was just wide enough for Rachel to crouch down and place her knees on either side of Shining's body. Slowly, she settled herself onto Shining's belly so his cock ran between her buttocks and up her back. In this position, he reached all they way up to her shoulder blades. "I don't think I'll be fitting all of you inside me, though," she remarked. "Heck, even your ring's too far down."

"Don't worry about it," Shining said with a slight shake of his head. "I'm sure it'll be amazing anyway.

Rachel smiled and lifted herself up, lining her horse-like lover's cock up with her nethers. Her breath hitched in her throat as she made contact with his flare. Shining groaned as Rachel started rubbing herself around on him, trying to fit an object she couldn't get close to wrapping her fingers around. "C'mon," she muttered. "Get in there."

"You want some help?" Shining asked, gesturing to his horn.

Rachel nodded.

Shining lit his horn and wrapped the end of his cock in a magic field, compressing his flare into something a little more manageable for the human. Rachel bit her lip and pushed herself back down on Shining's cock. Slowly but surely, the woman's entrance spread for the mammoth intruder. At three and a half inches across, the width of Shining's stallionhood far exceeded anything Rachel had ever taken before.

The stiff, thick length of flesh began to slide into Rachel. The tightness was too much for Shining, and his magic flickered out. The flare he'd stuffed past Rachel's lips to suddenly expanded, stretching out her walls even more.

Rachel howled, the experience a mixture of nigh-painful stretching and the delightful friction of Shining's knobby flare on her interior. A noticeable bulge appeared just above Rachel's pussy, clearly indicating how far inside her Shining's cock was buried. The warmth of the shower took the edge off the pain somewhat, and Rachel soon caught her breath. She took the initiative and began to push herself down further, bracing her hands against Shining's chest while Shining reached forward to place his forehooves on Rachel's hips.

The water washed over Rachel's body, adding to the astounding warmth in her very core that she was already feeling from taking this stud's cock. She moaned out as the flare pushed deeper into her, stretching her out in ways she didn't know were possible. "Mmph!" she grunted as Shining's cock bumped up against a barrier deep inside her. She looked down to see nearly a foot of thick, hot horsecock still outside her. Still, she knew she wouldn't be able to fit any more inside. "Sorry, love," she said. "This is as far as we can go."

Shining was panting regardless, eyes squeezed shut as he was completely blown away by the tightness of his human paramour's pussy. "I d-don't care!" he cried. "You feel amazing!" Conscious of her anatomical limitations, he did his best not to pull down on her hips. Instead just letting his hooves rest on her, a tactile anchor to a reality he wished had been discovered so much sooner.

Placing her hands on the edge of the bathtub and the handrail on the wall for stability, Rachel began to move herself upward. Her lower lips pulled outward by the receding stallionhood while the ridge of Shining's flare remained clearly visible as it moved through Rachel, drawing both of their gazes.

When she felt Shining's flare beginning to stretch out her entrance again, Rachel stopped, her knees bent and her hands braced on the sides of the tub. For a moment, she savored the connection he had with the pony beneath her. Never had she imagined she'd get to live out her fantasies like this, even during her days on the family farm. To be in this position, stretched around a horsecock attached to a being as intelligent as her, was almost unreal. And yet, as she moved down again, the sensations only assured her that her biggest wish was indeed coming true.

Rachel continued downward until she'd almost reached the point she'd gotten to before. Shining's eyes were unfocused, the friction combined with the tightness totally robbing him of his conversation. Everything became a haze for the both of them as Rachel started to find a rhythm.

Though Cadance could take all of Shining's length, she wasn't nearly as tight as the human giving herself over to him. Though he'd never admit it out loud, Shining was beginning to prefer Rachel over his own wife.

At any rate, he hoped she'd be willing to come back through the portal to the Crystal Empire with him sometime soon.

Rachel pushed herself down with more force, taking as much Shining's cock as she could. Her body tensed up as she closed her eyes and threw her head back. It took all her effort not to fall backward, but she remained upright and well-stuffed with horsecock.

As the woman above him came, Shining found himself unable to hold back any longer. He flared deep inside Rachel and, with a cry of pleasure, let loose his heaviest load yet. Thick white semen flooded into her, most of it leaking out of her pussy to fall on Shining's belly or the floor of the tub. Rachel pulled herself off of him and got down on her knees, wrapping her hand around Shining's orgasming cock and beginning to pump up and down vigorously. More shots of cum followed, firing high into the air before splattering back down into the shower-tub or getting all over Shining and Rachel. More cum started flowing down the drain until it began to backflow.

Rachel had the presence of mind to reach behind her and turn off the shower while still keeping her hand pumping on Shining's cock. When she turned back around, Shining was still orgasming in full force, the tides of cum not even beginning to slow down. Playfully, she pushed it down and directed the tip at Shining's grimacing face so the next blast of cum splattered off his chin. Serves him right for dousing me in this stuff twice, she thought with a small grin, though Shining hardly seemed to notice.

She quickly pulled his cock back upright again as Shining's orgasm finally began to slow down. The frequency and size of the loads he was putting out decreased, and he panted as he came down from his high. It was only then that he realized he was laying in the bathtub in a shallow puddle of his own cum, covered in it, as was Rachel.

"I don't think this shower was very good at getting us clean," Rachel remarked with a giggle. "You even clogged the drain!"

"H-heh, yeah, that happens at home sometimes," Shining admitted. "We had to get special drains installed 'cause Cadance likes doing it in the shower, too."

"You know, maybe I should meet her sometime. I suspect we'd have a lot in common."