Button Gets Rumbled

by YetAnotherTweenEdgelord

Rating: mature
Tags: Silver Spoon, Porn, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Button Mash, Fetish, Non-consensual, Sex, Rumble, Violence, Diamond Tiara, Slice of Life
Length: 3286

Diamond Tiara doesn't believe in gay colts. Silver Spoon, along with Rumble and Button Mash, prove her wrong.

Diamond Tiara doesn't believe in gay colts. Silver Spoon, along with Rumble and Button Mash, prove her wrong.

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m/m foalcon gay in front of girls supportive parents dubcon, eventually consensual m/m m/m/f (rape) anal masturbation ass-to-mouth watersports anal virgin spitroasting unrealistic amounts of cum Diamond Tiara says a bad word Twist metaphorically symbolizes trans rights

Published 2021-12-30 00:10:00 UTC
Last updated 2021-12-30 00:10:00 UTC

"It's Not Gay If Girls Are Watching," said Button's mom.

Button opened his eyes and rubbed his head. His vision was still slightly blurry, but he recognized the room it was in.

At least it wasn’t Hugh Jelly’s basement again; Button had spent a week trying to get the jelly out of his mane and definitely didn’t feel like seeing the collection of rare jams again. More was jammed than just fruits, and required a prescription to clear up the aftereffects. Still, the room wasn’t exactly what he expected after apparently getting hit over the head with something heavy.

It was his own room.

“You’re finally awake,” Silver Spoon said, leaning over him. “You’re probably wondering why I dragged you here.”

“You know, if you wanted to come to my room, you could’ve just asked.” Button sat on his haunches. “What’s going on?”

“I want to show Diamond Tiara that she’s a moron,” Silver replied. “She told me that two males can’t have coitus.”

“Excuse me?!” Button exclaimed.

“Well, she said that 'two colts can’t fuck,' but I’d rather use proper terminology,” Silver Spoon replied. “I asked her why she’d called Rumble a faggot, but she doesn’t seem to know what it means.” She shrugged. “So I went to the library.”

“What does it have to do with you knocking me unconscious in my own room?” Button asked.

“Twilight gave me a book and I found some interesting drawings there.” Silver produced a book from her saddlebags, casually lying in the middle of Button’s room, right next to his console. “Then I used the book to knock you out.”

“Why?” Button asked.

“You wouldn’t cooperate otherwise.” Silver sighed, opening the book. “Look what this griffon is doing to this guy.”

“The guy doesn’t seem happy about that.” Button winced at the picture.

“I couldn’t get it either, but then I read the chapter about griffon penis.” Silver smirked. “Also, I kinda wanted to go to your house. Your mom is kinda nice.”

“Did you talk with her?” Button asked. Before Silver could reply, someone knocked on the door. Button opened it and saw his mom carrying four cups of tea and a tray of cookies.

“Not playing games yet?” Button’s mom asked, putting the tray on the table.

Button shook his head. “No, Silver is just–”

Button’s mom sniffed the air and smirked. “Are you shooting gay porn again?”

Button rolled his eyes. “For the last time, mom, I’m literally twelve and I didn’t even know Twist had a–”

“I was talking about Snips, but whatever floats your boat. Since Twist identifies as female, porn with her is legally straight despite her having a bigger dick than you. Not that the porn would be, well, legal. Also, I still want you to become a lawyer, not a pornstar.” Button’s mom walked to Silver Spoon and casually lifted her tail. “Huh. For once you brought an actual girl to your gaming cave. No wonder she’s so excited.”

“Mom!” Button exclaimed.

“Okay, I’ll leave you two alone.” Button’s mom winked at him. “Have fun,” she said before trotting out of the room.

“Just for the record, I’m excited by science,” Silver said. “Well, that and griffon penis. Speaking of, you are probably the only pony in Ponyville who didn’t know about Twist’s penis.”

“Well, now I know.” Button smiled sheepishly.

“What went on with Snips?” Silver asked.

Button blushed, avoiding Silver’s gaze. “He brought some hard cider, we played games and then we kind of jerked off together.”

Silver nodded. “By ‘jerked off’ you mean masturbation?”

“Right, that.” Button shrugged. “We kinda did it to each other.”

“Nice.” Silver smirked, the smell of her arousal reaching Button’s nostrils and making his dick twitch a little. “You’re open-minded enough.”

“Open-minded enough for what?” Button asked.

The door of Button’s closet and Rumble walked out, flicking his mane with his wings. “Hello,” he said. “What’s up? Besides my penis, that is.”

“What the hell?” Button asked.

“I could ask the same question.” Rumble winced. “Seriously, Snips?”

“Shut up,” Button growled. He looked at the closet behind Rumble and saw that Diamond Tiara rolled out of it, groaning and cursing under her breath.

“Hi, Diamond,” Silver said.

“I’m gonna fucking puke,” Diamond Tiara muttered. “Good news, I found Scootaloo’s missing sock.” She pointed at Button. “Bad news, he probably put it on his dick, jerked himself off in it, and threw it into his closet for two weeks.” She turned to Rumble. “Oh, and this faggot shoved his wing into my–”

“We are fine without this information,” Silver replied. “Also, you keep using this word.”

“What are you two doing in my closet anyway?” Button asked.

“Were.” Rumble sighed. “I’m very much out of the closet right now. Also, Silver proposed a very interesting experiment.”

“He specifically requested you,” Silver said. “He wants to become your tailgunner or something.” She shrugged. “What the hell is a tailgunner?”

“The guy who covers your ass.” Rumble smirked.

“Why me?” Button asked.

“Because you said that you’d fucked my mom when we played Ogres and Oubliettes Online,” Rumble replied, rolling his eyes. “This wasn’t very nice. I kinda wanted to fuck your mom, but well, she’s on my list too…”

Button winced and turned to Silver. “Do I have to ask why you chose him?”

“Well, it’s obvious.” Silver smirked. “Thunderlane and Rumble are direct descendants of Commander Hurricane and you may guess what those genes can do when paired with an absolute lack of moral inhibitions.”

“Two-thirds of pegasi currently alive are direct descendants of Commander Hurricane.” Button looked at Rumble, who was busy flexing his muscles in front of Diamond. She was less than impressed by this shameless display of budding masculinity.

“Exactly,” Silver replied.

Rumble nodded. “Some ponies have more of his genes than the others. This includes his legendary sex drive, which often shows up every few generations. I mean, try to find a place in this town I haven’t put my penis in.” He winked at Button. “It’s not easy.”

Button arched an eyebrow. "The stand mixer at Sugarcube Corner?"

"Um." Rumble smiled sheepishly. “Take three guesses why I’m banned from the premises.”

“Oh.” Button turned to Silver. “So, what exactly are we supposed to do?”

“It’s easy.” Silver produced a bottle of lube. “You two are gonna engage in a sexual relationship so that Diamond learns that it’s possible.”

“Don’t worry, it’s not gay if girls are watching,” Rumble said, looking at his half-erect penis before turning back to Button. “Well, now that’s the face of someone not convinced.”

“Get fucked, Rumble,” Button muttered.

“Maybe later, after I’m done with you,” Rumble replied.

“Well, there seems to be a disagreement between Button’s head and Button’s other head,” Diamond said, taking a closer look at Button’s crotch.

“I’m literally twelve, I get a boner even when walking in tall grass.” Button sighed. “And especially when you’re holding your face inches from my dick.”

Silver nodded. “You know, you could suck him off…”

“Yes,” Button said.

“No!” Diamond exclaimed. “I’m here to see two colts fuck and I’m gonna see two colts fuck.” She shrugged. “I can always suck him off later.”

“Indeed.” Rumble squeezed some lube on his dick and rubbed it all along its length. “Have you ever done this before?”

“Not really,” Button replied.

“Let’s warm you up, then.” Rumble leaned towards Button’s crotch and squeezed his dick with his lips. Button shuddered, backpedalling and tripping over the carpet. He landed on his back, his dick now fully erect and visible to everypony in the room.

“You know, colts give better blowjobs than fillies.” Rumble smirked, leaning over Button. “We know better what to do with cocks.”

“Why can’t we test this?” Button asked when Rumble sucked on his dick again, sending a small twinge of pleasure up his spine.

“Actually, we could,” Silver said. “We can take turns sucking dick and then we’d rate the experiences.”

“Only if Button and Rumble wreck your face first, smartass,” DIamond replied, sitting on the floor in front of the colts and rubbing her clit furiously. Button considered complaining about the stains of fillycum on his floor, but he was too busy focusing on Rumble licking his balls to really care about that.

“I’m allergic to so many things that I may as well be allergic to cock,” Silver replied.

Rumble muttered something incomprehensible. He sighed, letting go of Button’s erection and turned to Silver. “Maybe you’ve never heard about the healing properties of my dick. I healed Cloudchaser’s back pain, Flitter’s acne, and the Mayor’s arthritis. Right now, I’m gonna treat Button being butthurt over the fact that I wrecked his ass in Ogres and Oubliettes Online.” He looked at Button. “Get up, dude. Now I’ll show you how to wreck ass.”

“Are you really into it?” Button got up and looked at his butt. “I mean, when you’re not drunk on hard cider?”

Rumble smirked. “Thirty filly pussies are not as good as one gamer boy’s asshole.” He smacked Button’s flank with his wing. “Aren’t you curious about it?”

“Well, I am a bit curious.” Button shrugged.

“Good.” Rumble grabbed a bottle of lube and approached Button. “Have you ever been with a filly before?”

“Does Twist count?”

“No.” Rumble chuckled. “But only because I know you showed her your dick, she showed you her dick, and you ran away. She told me about that while balls deep in my ass, you know.”

“No one can keep a secret in this town.” Button rolled his eyes. “Hey, what are you doing?”

“That’s the thing.” Rumble squeezed more lube on Button’s ass. “Fillies get wet when I’m passing by, but your ass doesn’t work that way. Unless you want me to go in dry.” He lowered his voice to a whisper. “Spoiler: you don’t.”

“Right, I don’t.” Button nodded. “Where did you even learn all that?”

“Do you know that Rarity’s assistant from Manehattan?” Rumble asked. “No? I thought so. She taught me some things. She also helped me dress up as a filly and then Thunderlane kinda wrecked my ass. He doesn’t know to this day.” He smacked Button’s butt. “Brace yourself, boy, we’re going for an anal adventure.”

“Wait, are you really gonna–” Button felt Rumble’s hooves on his back.

“Loosen up,” Rumble whispered into his ear. “It’s not that bad.”

Button lifted his tail, trying to relax, but his legs were still trembling when he felt Rumble’s dick poking against his ass. The tip pressed against his anus, slowly squeezing through it. Button gritted his teeth as Rumble’s dick pushed through his sphincter, making him feel oddly full.

“How does it feel?” Rumble asked.

“Like I need to take a dump,” Button replied. “But not in a bad way.”

“They’re doing this!” Diamond Tiara exclaimed. She was lying on her back, her hind legs spread, and masturbating furiously. The smell of her arousal filled the room. Silver, on the other hoof, didn’t masturbate, but her juices were already pooling on the floor around her. She seemed unaware of that, biting her lip as she watched Button and Rumble fuck in front of her.

Button moaned and gasped when Rumble pulled back almost completely before ramming his hips into Button’s ass with full force, causing Button’s erection to hit against his belly with a wet slap. Picking up a steady pace, Rumble began pumping.

“Smile, Button,” he said. “The girls are watching.”

Button smiled sheepishly. His dick twitched; taking it up the ass wasn’t as bad as he’d thought. Rumble held him in a firm grip, his hips slamming against Button’s buttcheeks. Next to them, Diamond Tiara came loudly, throwing her head back and making sounds like a cat in heat.

The door opened and Button’s mom walked in with another tray of cookies. “I guess you’ll need more,” she said.

Button froze. “Mom, I can explain.”

“It’s not gay, girls are watching,” Button’s mom replied. “Rumble, you’re coming on Friday, two PM?”

“Hello, Cream Heart.” Rumble turned to Button’s mom. “A bit sooner, his ass is just this tight and he clenched it even more when you walked in,” he said, still fucking Button, who gasped when the tip of Rumble’s dick hit his prostate again.

“I meant our date,” Button’s mom said.

Rumble nodded. “Oh, right. Friday, two PM.”

“Good. If you’re doing the girls next, remember about getting a shower and condoms.” Button’s mom walked out and closed the door.

“Why aren’t we using condoms?” Button asked.

“Don’t worry, I already got the horse immunodeficiency virus,” Rumble replied. “You have it, right?”

“What?!” Button exclaimed, trying to free himself from Rumble’s grasp.

Rumble chuckled. “Just joking, I’m healthy like Celestia’s ass. Speaking of, I like how your ass clenches when you’re scared. Can you do this again?”

“Fuck you,” Button muttered, earning a deeper shove, hitting his prostate so hard that a few drops of precum escaped his dick.

“Right now, I’m fucking you,” Rumble replied. “We can switch later if you’re into that. Or, as Cream Heart put it, do the girls.”

“You’re not doing me,” Silver Spoon said, making some notes in her notebook.

“Wanna bet?” Rumble winked at her. He patted Button’s head. “Sorry for flirting with her while I’m fucking you, but well, my schedule is kinda full.”

“I don’t think this is how flirting works.” Button moaned. He could feel his balls tingling; he clenched his teeth, hoping that he wouldn’t cum before Rumble. Just like his dick, it was getting harder and harder.

Rumble’s grip tightened. He moaned, his dick twitching in Button’s anus, but he didn’t cum yet. Instead, he inhaled sharply and retreated almost completely before slamming into Button with full force. His wings sprang up; he panted, closing his eyes. His hind legs twitched and suddenly, Button felt the first shot of Rumble’s cum hitting his prostate.

“Aah!” Rumble moaned, his warm breath ruffling Button’s mane. He kept cumming, filling Button’s anal cavity. Some drops leaked out and trickled down on Button’s balls.

This was enough for the colt. He came loudly, a thick stream of cum shooting across his room. Some of it landed on the floor, mixing with the puddle of Diamond Tiara’s juices, but the rest hit Silver Spoon in the face, covering the lenses of her glasses in a thick white batter. She screamed, trying to wipe it off.

Rumble hopped off of Button and looked at her, his member still erect. Button finished cumming, but he still didn’t feel fully satisfied; his ass hurt, but it wasn’t a bad kind of pain. In fact, he started to wonder if there were any gay colts in Ponyville whose dicks were bigger than Rumble’s.

“Awful,” Silver Spoon muttered.

“I liked it very much,” Diamond replied. She didn’t even bother to stop masturbating; she kept rubbing herself idly with one hoof, while holding a teacup in the other. “Are you planning another round?”

“Maybe later,” Rumble replied. “Right now, I think I know what Silver needs.”

“What?” Button asked.

“More cum.” Rumble smirked. “Are you ready?”

“I’m literally twelve, hormones make me ready all the time.” Button chuckled.

“Good.” Rumble trotted to Silver, who was still wiping cum off her glasses and pushed her on the floor. She landed on her back, losing her glasses. Button kicked them away from her.

“What are you doing?” Silver exclaimed. “No!”

“Yes.” Rumble stomped on Silver’s front hooves, positioning himself above her face. “Button, are you going for her pussy or ass?”

“Ass,” Button replied, grabbing Silver’s hind legs despite her thrashing against him.

“Nice,” Rumble said. “Let’s see if our cum meets in her stomach.”

“Diamond, help me!” Silver exclaimed. “They’re gonna rape me!”

Diamond threw her a bottle of lube. “Have fun, nerd.”

“Very funny,” Silver muttered. “It’s some kinda sick joke, right? You’re not gonna–” Her scream turned into a gagging noise when Rumble shoved his dick down her throat. She gasped for air, tears welling in her eyes.

“Can she suffocate?” Button asked, lubing up his dick.

“Who cares.” Rumble shrugged. “If she does, you’ll get some unforgettable anal experiences.”

“You mean, she’ll poop on me.” Button grabbed Silver’s hind legs tighter and lifted them, revealing her twitching anus.

“Nah.” Rumble shoved his dick deeper into Silver, skullfucking her despite her whimpers. “Aloe does that thing where she holds her head underwater while you fuck her. It’s crazy, but also awesome.”

“Interesting.” Button took a deep breath and rammed his dick into Silver’s ass. She choked and started coughing, but Rumble didn’t let go of her, his hips picking up a steady pace.

Button nearly came instantly; Silver’s anus was just wonderfully tight and warm. It kept spasming around his cock; he didn’t even have to pump, she was just making him harder all by herself. As far as she could tell, she also peed herself a little, warm liquid hitting his balls and soaking into his fur.

Button raised his eyebrows. Now that was a fetish he didn’t even suspect he had. His dick went even harder; he leaned over Silver’s body and kissed Rumble. Silver choked and gagged, gasping for air and sucking hard on Rumble’s cock. The pegasus colt trembled and suddenly came, unloading a surprisingly huge load of cum right into Silver’s throat. She thrashed, hot and thick liquid filling her belly, leaving a visible bulge.

The sight immediately drove Button over the edge. He moaned, cumming hard and nearly drowning Silver’s intestines in his cum. She squeezed his dick with his butt, milking his balls until they were almost completely empty.

Rumble and Button collapsed, panting heavily. Silver, on the other hand, was screaming, weeping, and coughing, rolling in the puddle of her own steaming piss and cum, desperately trying to get rid of semen flooding her body. She could barely see anything and she was bleeding from her nose after Rumble’s nutsack hit her in the face a few times too many.

The door opened and Button’s mom walked in. She nodded, seeing the clusterfuck in front of her. “Okay, at least my son is not completely gay,” she said, walking to Silver. “I didn’t know you liked it rough.”

“I don’t,” Silver muttered.

Button’s mom leaned over her and licked some cum off of her ass. “No worries,” she said. “We’ll get you cleaned, get you a fresh diaper…”

“D-diaper?” Silver asked. “I don’t want a diaper!”

“You clearly need one.” Button’s mom winced and dragged Silver away, kicking and screaming. “And you three, eat some cookies. You’ll need energy.”

With these words, she closed the door.

Diamond Tiara raised her head. She’d just went through at least twenty orgasms and she still felt a bit dizzy, unable to do anything but lie on the floor with spread legs. “Can one or both of you fuck me?” she asked. “I think I can’t feel anything in my pussy, but I’m gonna need some protein.”

“Eat some cookies,” Button muttered. “I’m gonna need some ice for my balls.”

“Not your ass?” Rumble asked.

“You’re not that big,” Button replied. “Maybe that’s why the whole town likes you? You’re like, entry-level.”

“Now that was uncalled for.” Rumble groaned, furrowing his eyebrows. “I’d fuck you again, but it seems I’m done.” He grabbed his dick with his wing, but there was no reaction. Or erection, for that matter.

“No one’s gonna fuck me?” Diamond asked. “Faggots.”

Suddenly, Button felt his dick raise a little bit. He smirked and looked at Diamond Tiara. “Can you say that again?”

Author's Note

Who never jerked off their friend after a bottle of jenever may cast the first stone.