WARNING: THIS STORY HAS BEEN DEEMED AN OLD SHAME. IT DOES NOT REFLECT THE AUTHOR'S CURRENT WORK, AND IN FACT SUCKS ASS. FOR PRESERVATION PURPOSES IT WILL REMAIN.

Skye Silver, Background pony extraordinaire whose name you didn't know until now, has a bad day. That makes everything he does afterwards okay.

Fun fact: the first draft of this story used actual guns. I replaced them with cartoon violence because I didn't want another Modernity, but i kept in a bazooka. Why? Because bazookas are over the top cartoon violence. ESRB has taught me well.

An entry in Shrink Laureate's G5 Bingo Contest. Bicyclette, I'm coming for you next! Happy new year 2003!