Part I: Waking up in Las Pegasus
We start our story in a room in a Las Pegasus hotel where a certain purple alicorn and a brother to a certain changeling King. Then Pharynx started to wake up from his long sleep. And after Pharynx was waking up from his long sleep Pharynx felt like his head was hit by a manticore. When Pharynx felt like his Head was hit by a manticore Pharynx said to himself" oh by the hive why does my head feel like it's been hit by a manticore?
Then Pharynx saw that he was sharing a bed with a pony. Then Pharynx saw that the pony that he was sleeping with was not a ordinary pony but was the alicorn princess Twilight sparkle". And after Pharynx saw that the pony that he was sleeping with was Twilight sparkle bearings new that there was only one thing to do in a situation like this and that was silent dramatic effect was to panic.
And like I said Pharynx panic when he realized that the pony that he was sleeping with was Twilight sparkle. And with all of pharynx panicking Twilight started to wake up. When Twilight was waking up from her sleep with her eyes barely opened Twilight said to Pharynx thinking that he was her faithful assistant" oh by Celestia Spike can you bring me my coffee because I have such a hangover".
Then Pharynx said to Twilight" Twilight we have a problem". And still thinking that Pharynx was Spike Twilight said to Pharynx" Spike what is it are you okay? Then Pharynx said to Twilight" yeah but I'm not Spike". Then Twilight opened her eyes fully and saw that the creature in front of her was Pharynx and not her faithful assistant. And after seen that it was Pharynx in front of her Twilight look down and notice that they were sleeping in the same bed.
And after Twilight noticed that they were both sleeping in the same bed Twilight started freaking out. When Twilight was freaking out Twilight said to Pharynx" Pharynx why are you in my bed? And seen her question Pharynx said to Twilight" Princess Twilight I don't even think we're in your Castle". And after hearing her answer Twilight looked around the room and saw that he was right and that they weren't in her room in the castle. And seen that they weren't even in her castle Twilight saw that they were in some kind of hotel room and Las Pegasus.
And after seeing that they were in a hotel room in Las Vegas Twilight said to Pharynx" but still Pharynx why where we sharing the bed? Then Pharynx said to Twilight with a cocky grin" well maybe Twilight where we did last night maybe we did more in the bedroom". And putting those words in her head Twilight started to think that they actually might have had done the deed. And after Pharynx put those thoughts in Twilight's head Twilight smacked Pharynx across the muzzle.
And after Twilight smacked Pharynx across the muzzle Twilight said to Pharynx with a little anger in her voice" you know for the brother of the king of the changelings you have a dirty mind if you know what if you need me I'll be in the shower taking shower". Then Twilight start to walk towards the bathroom to take her shower. When Twilight was walking towards the bathroom Pharynx muttered to himself that she didn't have to smack him so hard. When Twilight was still walking to the bathroom Pharynx looked at Twilight and noticed that she had a tattoo on her flank.
And after noticing that Twilight had a tattoo on her flank Pharynx said to Twilight with a surprise tone in his voice" hey Twilight you have a tattoo on your flank". Then Twilight thought that he was probably talking about her cutie mark. I'm thinking that he was talking about her cutie mark Twilight said to Pharynx" of course I do it's my cutie mark". And hearing that from Twilight Pharynx start to laugh his flanks off. And hearing Pharynx laughing his flanks off Twilight said to Pharynx" what's so funny about my cutie mark?
Then Pharynx said to Twilight while he was still laughing" because of what it says". And hearing that from Pharynx Twilight went in front of the mirror and saw on her flank not her cutie mark but another tattoo that said" I like to suck changeling cocks" right in green letters. And still laughing his flank off Pharynx said to Twilight" by the hive princess Twilight if that was your talent you could have defeated all the changeling males ah ah ah ah" .
When Pharynx was still laughing his flank off Twilight notice a tattoo on Pharynx's flank. And after noticing the tattoo on Pharynx's flank Twilight said to Pharynx" Pharynx you got a tattoo too". And hearing that he had a tattoo also Pharynx said to Twilight" well Twilight what does it say? Then Twilight look at the tattoo and saw that the tattoo said" I love fucking alicorn pussy" in purple letters.
And seeing what the tattoo said Twilight told Pharynx what the tattoo had said. And after hearing what the tattoo said Pharynx said to Twilight with a devious look on his muzzle" well Twilight I guess we did do the deed last night and these tattoos are proof of it". And after hearing that twilight's face went completely red. And after hearing that Twilight had enough of hearing about them doing the old role in the hay and went into the bathroom to take a shower.
And in the bathroom Twilight went to the bathtub to take her shower. And when Twilight was in the bathtub taking her shower Twilight saw a white kitty cat waving at her. When the white kitty cat was waving at Twilight Twilight didn't know that there was an orthropes sitting in the bathtub right behind her. And not knowing that there was an orthropes sitting in the bathtub right behind her the orthropes started to slobber on Twilight. And still not knowing that there was orthropes behind her Twilight felt its slobber and thought it was the the showers water. And thinking that the slobber was the water coming from the shower Twilight said to herself" when did the shower get all slimy. And feeling the slobber Twilight look up towards the ceiling and saw the orthropes slobbering over her.
And after seeing the orthropes slobbering over her Twilight panic and ran out of the bathroom. And after Twilight ran out of the bathroom Pharynx saw the terrified look on her face. And after seeing the look on her face Pharynx said to Twilight" Twilight I fight you were taking a shower". Then Twilight said to Pharynx" Pharynx there's a orthros in the bathtub".
And after Twilight said that to him Pharynx thought that Twilight was probably overreacting over nothing. And thinking that Twilight was overreacting to nothing Pharynx said to Twilight" don't worry Twilight I'll check it out". And not believing Twilight in that there was a orthros in the bathtub Pharynx went into the bathroom to see what Twilight was worried about.
When Pharynx was finally in the bathroom Pharynx saw that a orthos was actually was in the bathtub. And seeing that Twilight was not joking Pharynx ran out of the bathroom. When Pharynx was out of the bathroom Pharynx said to Twilight" holy manure you're right there is one in the bathtub".
And after knowing that there was a orthros in the bathtub Twilight notice the wedding ring on Pharynx's horn. And after Twilight notice the ring on Pharynx's horn Twilight said to Pharynx" Pharynx you have a written on your horn". Then Pharynx saw that Twilight was right and that he did have a ring on his horn. And after Pharynx noticed that he had a ring on his horn Pharynx look at Twilight and noticed that she had a ring on her horn also.
And after Pharynx noticed that Twilight also had a ring on her horn also Pharynx said to Twilight" Twilight you got a ring on your horn too". Then Twilight look at her horn and saw that Pharynx was right she did have a ring on her horn also. And after they both noticed that they had rings under horns Twilight realize that they had not just slept with each other they had married each other.
And after Twilight noticed that they had married each other Twilight said to Pharynx" Pharynx I don't think we just slept with each other I think somehow we married each other". And right after Twilight said that to him Pharynx said to Twilight" but Twilight that's impossible I don't even remember getting married to you I don't even remember how we got here".
Then Twilight tried to remember how got to the hotel but nothing came back to her. When Twilight was still thinking fairings remembered how they got to the hotel in Las Pegasus. And after remembering how they got Pharynx said to Twilight" Twilight I think I remember how we got here".
Then Twilight said to Pharynx" really Pharynx can you tell me what you remember? Then Pharynx tried to remember how they got there. And trying to remember how they got there Pharynx realize how they got to Las Pegasus. And remembering how they got there Pharynx said to Twilight" all right I remember rainbow dash said she was trying to create a new type of cider mixed with green tea.
So I think when we drink some it must have made a super drunk but there's one thing I can't remember". Been hearing that there was something that he couldn't remember Twilight said to Pharynx" really Pharynx what the thing you can't remember? Then Pharynx said to Twilight" I can't remember what happened to your friends".
And hearing that from that from Pharynx Twilight wondered if they did get married then what happened to her friends at the wedding". Then Twilight said to Pharynx" well Pharynx maybe when we get back to ponyville and be fine my friends maybe they can tell us about what happened".
Then Pharynx said to Twilight" Twilight are you sure because from the way that we found out about each other your I mean our friends might have done something to get themselves in trouble". Then Twilight thought Pharynx was overreacting to nothing and forgetting that they were the elements of Harmony and they could probably find a way to stay out of trouble.
And still thinking that Pharynx" come on Pharynx you're probably overreacting to nothing and besides if they did get into trouble it's probably nothing". And after hearing Twilight say that he was overreacting about nothing Pharynx said to himself" says the pot to the kennel". Then Twilight and Pharynx heard some pony knocking at their door.
And after hearing some pony knocking their door Twilight and Pharynx answered the door and saw a middle-aged earth pony stallion standing in front of their door. And seen the stallion in front of their door Twilight said to the stallion" is there something we could help you with? Then the stallion said to Twilight" yes Mrs. Twilight a guard at the office told me to give you this message about your friend Rainbow Dash"
Then Twilight ask the stallion what the guard had to say about her friend Rainbow Dash. And hearing a her question the stallion said to Twilight" you see Mrs Twilight the guard told me to tell you that your friend Rainbow Dash need you to pick her up from jail". And hearing that her friend was in jail Pharynx said to Twilight with a cocky tone in his voice" so it would be nothing huh.
And wondering how her friend got herself put in jail Twilight said to herself" what in the name of Celestia did we get into last night?
And now my young audience if you're wondering how Twilight and Pharynx got married and how Rainbow Dash got put in jail and what happened to spike other mane 7 find out next time on A Changeling Love Mystery
To be continued
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Author's Note
And let me tell you guys after this page this story is going to get even more interesting
Part II: jailbird mom and brother
We start our chapter after where we left off where Twilight and Pharynx just found out that Rainbow Dash is in jail. And after Twilight and Pharynx just found out that Rainbow Dash is in jail Twilight and Pharynx walked out of their hotel room and made their way to the jail to bond Rainbow Dash out.
When Twilight and Pharynx we're walking out of their room Pharynx said to Twilight" hey Twilight do you know why Rainbow Dash is in jail?
Then Twilight said to Pharynx" Pharynx I don't know how Rainbow Dash got herself put in jail I don't even know how we got married". When Twilight and Pharynx we're still walking a random hotel worker came up to Twilight and said to her" Excuse me princess if I have something to ask you".
And hearing that a random hotel worker had something to ask her Twilight said to the worker" okay sir what do you want to tell me? And hearing that it was okay to tell what he needs to tell her the hotel worker said to Twilight" I Mrs. Twilight I want to know if you and your husband would like the Chariot that you drove here last night". And hearing that they rode in a chariot to get there Twilight said to the random hotel worker" chariot we didn't drive no chariot".
And seeing the confusion on Twilight's face the random hotel worker said to Twilight" yes you do princess last night you were with him all drunk as tartarus and after your husbands flew that Chariot here with you in it here last night you started brought a orthros into your room".
Then Pharynx said to everypony" oh so that's how the orthros got into our room". Then the random hotel worker said to both of them" yes and both of you said that it was a pet but your husband whispered to me that you were going to use it slobber as lubricant for his you know what".
And hearing that they use their new pet slobber as a lubricant for they can do the old rolling the hay. Twilight's ace turned to a scarlet red. And after hearing that Twilight took a few minutes to get over her shock. And after getting over her shock Twilight said to the random hotel worker" well do you know what happened to our friends?
And hearing Twilight question the random hotel workers said to both of them" sorry princess but you and your husband were the only ones who showed up here".
And hearing that her other friends didn't come with them Twilight said thank you to the random hotel worker and that they would like to have their chariot front of the hotel. I'm hearing his orders the random hotel worker went to a pair the chariot for Twilight and Pharynx. And after ten minutes of walking through the hotel Twilight and Pharynx made it out of the hotel only to see that the Chariot that the hotel worker had prepared for them was a celestial guard chariot.
And after seeing the Chariot they had was a celestial guard chariot Twilight started to panic about their problems. And with Twilight freaking out Twilight started saying out loud" holy Celestia holy Celestia I can't believe it we stoled a celestial guard chariots". And just make Twilight calm down Pharynx said to her" Twilight Twilight calm down there's party a rational reason why we have a celestial guard chariot".
And hearing that from him Twilight knew that Pharynx was properly right. Then Twilight waited for Pharynx put on the straps for he could fly the chariot. And wondering why Twilight was looking at him funny Pharynx said to Twilight" Twilight why are you looking at me funny? And hearing his questions Twilight said to Pharynx" well aren't you going to strap in for you can pull the chariot".
And hearing Twilight wanting him to pull the chariot Pharynx said to Twilight" wait why do I have to pull it can't you do it? And hearing his question Twilight said to Pharynx" seriously Pharynx look at me I have no muscle". And hearing his answer Pharynx saw that she had a good point. After hearing Twilight had a good point Twilight and Pharynx saw a angry Chinese pony pegasus stallion yelling at them holding a rolling pin.
A picture of the pony
And seeing the mad look on the stallion's face Twilight knew that the Pegasus was only one thing and that one thing was crazy. And seeing the crazy look in the stallions face Twilight remembered what her father told her if she ever met a crazy pony. And after Twilight remembering what her father said to her what to do if she ever met a crazy pony Twilight said to Pharynx" quick Pharynx put that strap-on and fly for your life".
And seen pony Pharynx said to Twilight" Twilight there's probably a good reason why he's mad". Then Pharynx tried talking to the stallion but when Pharynx try to say something see the stallion the stallion tried to hit him with the rolling pin. And for for Pharynx's time being a fighter Pharynx kept dodging the rolling pin. when Pharynx was still guarding the rolling pin" holy manure can we talk about this? Then the stallion said to Pharynx" no".
And hearing that they cannot talk their differences out Pharynx said to the stallion" can I at least get something to offend myself". And the stallion thought that could be reasonable and handed him a rolling pin. And with the rolling pin in his hoof Pharynx started fighting off the stallion with the rolling pin. When Pharynx was fighting off the stallion is with the rolling pin Pharynx said out loud" this is the weirdest thing I have ever done".
And with Pharynx fighting the stallion with a rolling pin Twilight knew it was up to her to save their necks. And knowing it was up to her Twilight ass to random pegasuses stallions if they could pull the chariot to the jail exchange for a picture with herself. But the two pegasus stallions wanted a kiss from her instead. And seeing that she was running out of time Twilight said yes to their offer
And back at the fight Pharynx hit the stallion with the rolling pin". And knowing that he hit the stallion with a rolling pin Pharynx said to himself" by the hive I got to get me one of these". And just when Pharynx said that the scallion slapped the rolling pin out of Pharynx's hoof. And right after the scallion slapped the rolling pin out of Pharynx's hoof Pharynx said to the stallion" two out of three. And hearing that from Pharynx the stallion didn't want to give bearings a chance to defend himself. And not wanting Pharynx to have a chance to defend himself again the stallion tried to hit bearings with the rolling pin.
When the rolling pin was about to hit Pharynx Twilight use her magic to teleport him into the chariot. And after Pharynx was teleported into the chariot the two Pegasus stallions flew The chariot off to the local jail. And after and Pharynx was in the chariot Pharynx said to stallion with the rolling pin" ha you should see the look on your face because you look". And before Pharynx was done talking Twilight said to him" duck".
When Pharynx turned his head and was about to say when out of nowhere Pharynx's face hit a sign. And after hitting the sign Pharynx felt the hit and said"ridiculous". And still in the sky Pharynx said to Twilight" Twilight thanks for teleporting and saving my neck". Then Pharynx wondered how Twilight got the two pegasus stallions to pull the chariot. And wondering how Twilight got the two pegasus stallions to pull the chariot Pharynx said to Twilight" hey Twilight how did you get those two pegasus stallions to pull the chariot?
And hearing his question Twilight said to Pharynx" well Pharynx they said that they would only pull the chariot if I give them both a kiss". And Twilight thought that Pharynx would be mad but to her surprise he wasn't when he said" I'm okay with that because it's only a kiss". And after seeing the surprise on look on her muzzle Pharynx figure it out that Twilight would be worried that her husband would divorce her.
And with a cocky grin on his muzzle Pharynx said to Twilight"ooh Twilight I didn't know you liked me that much maybe if you want it me and you could head back to the hotel room and do a little book rearrangement". And after hearing that from him Twilight knew that they wouldn't be rearrangement the books. And knowing what he really wanted to do Twilight slapped Pharynx across the muzzle. And after being slapped across the muzzle Pharynx said to Twilight" by the hive Twilight did you have to smack me again so hard".
Then Twilight said to Pharynx" yes I did because one you think of nothing else but bucking". Then Pharynx to to himself" come on like you don't want to talk about mating". And after ten minutes later Twilight and Pharynx made it to the jail. And after making it to the jail Twilight gave the two pegasus stallions a kiss. And after giving the two pegasus stallions a kiss Twilight and Pharynx walk into the jail.
And after Twilight and Pharynx walk into the jail Twilight saw her friend Rainbow Dash and a jail cell. After seeing her friend Rainbow Dash in a jail cell Twilight saw that Rainbow Dash was not just in jail but she was pregnant. And seeing that Rainbow Dash was pregnant Twilight said to Rainbow Dash" Rainbow Dash how did you get pregnant?
Then Rainbow Dash started telling Twilight a weird story on how she got pregnant. And before Rainbow Dash was done talking a familiar stallion unicorn named Shining Armor said to his little sister" Twily don't listen to your friend if you want to hear the real story listen to me".
And seen that her bbbff in jail Twilight asked how he got in jail. Then Shining Armor said to Twilight it all started right after they defeated Tirek and they were all celebrating by getting drunk with cider Pharynx challenge a certain Minotaur to a drinking contest. And hearing that he was being challenged to a drinking contest Iron Will said to Pharynx that iron Will will defeat little Changeling but it only took five ciders to make the manitar drunk as a skunk.
Then Shining Armor told Twilight after being drunk as a skunk Shining Armor to Twilight that after Pharynx won the drinking contest that he had came into the bar to get a drink after his divorce with princess cadence. And after hearing that her brother and cadence had got a divorce Twilight heard Shining Armor say to her that Rainbow Dash saw him moping around and asked him why he was so sad.
And after hearing that from her brother Twilight heard science say to her that Rainbow Dash said to him in a drunken state" look shining armor if you were my husband I would treat you right because one it was not your fault that you were under chrysalis's mind control Plus if you were my husband I would let you taste the rainbow all day and night plus I would give you a foal or two".
Then Shining Armor told Twilight that he said to Rainbow Dash with his own drunken state" well Rainbow Dash why don't you give me one now because we can go into the bathroom now because I know a very advanced spell. And knowing that drunk bucking was not new to Rainbow Dash. Then Shining Armor told Twilight after he and Rainbow Dash did a little bucking they all went to take iron will back to his hotel room but when they were still walking they lost their balance and made iron will crash into a fine china shop / Chinese food kitchen.
Then Shine Armor tolled Twilight that after iron Will had crashed into the fine China shot / Chinese food kitchen the owner of the kitchen/shop came out angry and yelling at them that they owe him a week of fine china.
Then Shine Armor told Twilight that they didn't want to get into more trouble so they all tried to get away from the angry business pony but because of them being too drunk Shining Armor and Rainbow Dash weren't able to get a way from the angry shop pony. Then Shining Armor told Twilight that Rainbow Dash and himself tripped and passed out right next to the shop and when they woke up they found themselves in jail and finding out that Rainbow Dash got pregnant.
Then Shining Armor told Twilight that was all that happened and that he and Rainbow Dash do not remember what happened next. And after hearing the story Pharynx said to every pony" oh so that's why that pony was so mad at us". Then Pharynx said to Twilight" Twilight me you and your friends ow that pony a lot of bits". Then Rainbow Dash remembered that Pinky want to know how the yaks partied.
Then Twilight realize that after running from the angry shop pony they had did something with yaks. And after Twilight realize that they did something with some yaks. And knowing that she and her friends did something with the yaks Twilight realize that maybe the rest of her friends were at yakistan. And after thinking the rest of her friends were in yakinstein Twilight heard Rainbow Dash say to her" Twilight I think we have a big problem now".
And wondering what their new problem was now Twilight said to Rainbow Dash with a curious look" we do what's the problem Rainbow Dash?
Then Rainbow Dash said with a worried tone of her own to Twilight" Twilight I think my water just broke".
And after hearing that Rainbow Dash was about to have her foal Pharynx. And the only thing that
Pharynx said was" oh buck get all.
After hearing how Rainbow Dash got pregnant find out how Twilight and her friends got into yak yakistan find out next time.
Also PPS guys vote on the next story you guys want me to to make.
A. Apple vs Griffin
B. Spike's wife
C. The everfree Forest mansion
D. Spike's fiance
