Twilight Sparkle sat in her chair, and happily drank her coffee. One of the advantages to being a unicorn was free hooves while she drank said coffee. And she was using her hooves to read. All in all, it was an ideal situation for Twilight to find herself in. A little peace and quiet before a busy library day. Today was re-binding day. She and Spike were going to re-bind all the well-worn books that ponies loved to check out. Until then, she had some time scheduled for personal activities. Specifically reading.

Twilight blinked as she noticed somepony else in the room. She was only slightly startled, it wasn’t abnormal for her to be so absorbed in a book that she missed her surroundings. Still, it was early and somehow this pony had gotten through a locked door. She smiled, and put her book down so she could put on her librarian face.

“Can I help you?”

The pony took a long time to reply, standing perfectly still. Twilight grew nervous as she looked him over. He was medium height, slightly shorter than she was. His coat was a very bright yellow, and his cutie mark was a… pony? When he finally did speak, his voice came out in forceful staccato bursts.

“Greetings... Twilight… Sparkle. I am… a normal pony.”

Twilight blinked. “A… normal pony?”

“Yes… A NORMAL PONY.”

Twilight doubted that, very strongly. Still, it was best to be polite. “I see… Well, umm, do you have a name?”

“YES. I am… Todd.” Todd’s mouth didn’t move when he spoke.

Twilight forced a smile. “Okay, uhh, Todd. Is there anything I can help you with? The library isn’t open just yet. I’m not even sure how you got in.”

“YES.”

Twilight’s smile twitched. “Is that yes that I can help you, or yes that I don’t know how you got here?”

“YES!”

Her smile faltered. “Todd, can I ask you to wait outside until the library is open?”

“YES.”

Twilight’s congenial smile returned. “Okay, please go outside. We open in about an hour.”

“I am a normal pony.”

“Yes, you are Todd. Now please go outside.”

“NORMAL.”

Twilight gently set her coffee down, and approached Todd. He was clearly unwell. Maybe she should contact Nurse Redheart once she got him outside? “Okay, Todd. You are normal. Lets go outside now.”

“No.” Todd didn’t move.

“Todd, you aren’t supposed to be here right now. Do you have anybody that normally helps you?”

“I am normal.” Todd turned his head, and Twilight realized that his eyes hadn’t moved at all. He hadn’t even blinked.

“I… See that, Todd. Why don’t you wait right here. I’m going to go find somepony that can help you.” Twilight decided that she needed professional help. Todd could stay here while she ran and got Nurse Redheart.

“YES.” Todd didn’t move.

Twilight carefully backed away from Todd, and turned to go through the door. But Todd was in front of her and blocking her way. She looked over her shoulder, and he wasn’t where he had been moments ago.

She was beginning to feel concerned for her safety. “Todd, I… am trying to get help. Can you let me go get you help?”

Todd spoke without moving his mouth again. “Extra help… is unnecessary.”

Twilight smiled nervously. “Ah.. heh… ha… Look over there!” She pointed her hoof.

Todd turned to look, and Twilight teleported through the tree house and up to her bedroom, where she flopped on her bed, covering her head with a pillow.

“I AM A NORMAL PONY!” Todd was standing over her, shouting as he pressed a hoof down on her head.

Twilight screamed as she felt a shock run through her horn, numbing her magic and paralyzing her.

Todd lifted the pillow, and then slowly lowered himself, whispering into her ear, “Shh… I am a normal… pony… Shh…”

Twilight’s world was filled with a new fear as something hard but squishy forced its way under her tail. She wanted to scream, or shout, but she was paralyzed and helpless. Her legs were spread, and numbly she felt a pressure down below.

The pressure eased, and Twilight felt a new pressure in her gut. She wanted to cry or scream, but she couldn’t move.

Todd pressed his snout into the back of her neck, firmly holding her in place with his teeth as he started thrusting his hips forward. She slid forward on the bed, then he’d force her back into him. Even as he held his mouth tightly around her, she heard the chilling affirmation come from his forehead and into the back of he neck.

“I am… normal.”

Horrified, Twilight couldn’t process what was happening. The paralysis slowly started to lift, but she was too traumatized to do piece together a spell. Something warm trickled down her leg, and she squeezed her legs together, causing Todd to moan in an alien voice that sounded like five ponies trying to talk at once.

“Nnooorrrmmmaaalll…”

Todd thrust one last time, and a thick sludge dripped down her leg, following the path of her earlier incontinence. Twilight felt full, and her lower abdomen ached with a strange biting sensation.

Todd stood up, letting go of Twilight as he floated up to the ceiling, turned sideways, and then fell to the floor where he staid rigid but on his side. His head whipped backwards, and his dead eyes pierced Twilight’s as she looked at him in abject fear.

“I am a normal pony.” He stated firmly, before beginning to spin like a top and slide out of the door.

Twilight laid in her bed, all of her aching and in a stupor. She looked down, seeing a thick black substance staining the bed, her legs, and the underside of her tail. The room smelled like piss.

She sat up, covering the disgusting mess under her body, then looked slowly around the room before lowering her head.

“No… No you’re not…”

Then she began to cry.

Author's Note

Here is my take on a 0 effort shitfic. I'm sorry. I've seen too many exactly 1k word stories with no editing, typos everywhere, and marginal creativity. This is mine. My computer, and even FIMFIC fought to keep this off the internet, but honestly it's just "meh".

That's the worst crime I could commit.