Only Friend

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Anon, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Human, Sad, Romance, Second Person, Pinkie Pie, Sex
Length: 8759

You are freezing to death. Pinkie Pie comes to your aid. Everypony else seems to hate you.

You are freezing to death. Pinkie Pie comes to your aid. Everypony else seems to hate you.

Co-Writer: primortal

Published 2022-01-07 22:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2022-01-13 19:06:36 UTC

Dream

In the dream world, you laid next to Pinkie Pie upon a cloudy pink mattress, which floated high above the clouds in the lavender night sky. Your head was buried into her shoulder. Your whole body shook erratically, for you were emotionally distraught from the whole ordeal. Without reservation, you cried into her shoulder, soaking it with your tears. Pinkie Pie for her part affectionately held you with her front legs in a tender embrace, all the while she lovingly nuzzled your neck.

The softness of her fur against your bare skin felt wonderful. In the dream world, you didn't have to deal with the fact of getting an awkward erection out of nowhere it seemed. For truth be told, you did find Pinkie Pie very sexy. On a side note, you were considerably taller than her, she was only about four feet tall at the very least. She was noticeably plump but in all the right places. You didn’t know if Pinkie considered you a friend in a romantic sense, but you certainly were not going to push the issue.

As of right now, all you wanted was a friend, nothing more. You dared believe pursuing a romantic relationship this early may push her away from you. You strongly suspected happy endings had to be earned with blood, sweat, and tears here in this version of Equestria. Also, fear of rejection from her lingered in the back of your mind. The simple fact of the matter is, Pinkie hardly knew you. Hell, she didn’t even know your name. For your very survival, you needed Pinkie Pie to be your friend, so you were content to be simply her friend.

You could see Pinkie’s poofy tail twitch “Is there something you wish to tell me, my friend?” came her voice, ripe with concern. Her large blue eyes stared into your small, human eyes as if she was staring into your very soul.

You took a deep breath. Your heart was beating hard in your chest. It took you quite some time to summon up the strength to speak, and when you did your voice was low, and nervous. You turned your head to the side, you could no longer look at Pinkie Pie’s eyes, you feared she could detect you were about to lie. “It’s… it’s… nothing. I simply want a friend to hold me.”

Again, you saw her tail twitch, it seems clear she knew you were lying. “Well, okay. Just know you can tell me anything. I promise I won’t get mad.”

You were tempted to confess your feelings then and there for her. But you were simply too afraid. If you lost Pinkie Pie’s friendship, your life will be over. “It’s… it’s… nothing, Pinkie.”

Pinkie kissed your cheek, this came accompanied by a wet smooching sound. “Okay, my friend. You don’t need to share it with me if you don’t want to,” she said softly when she pulled away from kissing you.

For quite some time, you merely said nothing. You were too emotionally compromised to speak. Pinkie was quiet herself, she merely nuzzled you non-stop during your emotional heartache. Eventually, you managed to summon the strength to speak. You pulled away from her, earning yourself a sad whine from her, along with a sad puppy doggy-eyed look.

“Thank you, Pinkie. You saved my life,” you said softly, placing your right hand upon her cheek. The mare blushed profusely from your tender touch. You gave her cheek a loving stroke with your hand, causing the mare to lean into your hand and utter a happy, quiet whinny of bliss. She stared back at you with dreamy eyes with a big cheesy, silly smile on her face.

The mare whined sadly when you abruptly pulled your hand away. “Awww! Why did you stop? Mr?… uuhh… I never asked your name. What’s your name?”

“My name is Anon.”

Pinkie Pie giggled, a hoof coming to her mouth. “Hehe! That’s a silly, unoriginal name.”

“Hah. So is yours, Pinkie Pie,” in answer, the mare perked her lips at you and made a silly horse face. You laughed at her silly antics. However, curiosity soon got the best of you and you decided to ask her a question. “Pinkie, are you the only good pony?”

“Yes. It's just me I'm afraid. I am the only pony left uncompromised. I seem to be the only one immune to the potion.”

“A potion? Huh? What does it do?"

"It's some sort of mind-altering potion. You lose most of your free will and you become a vessel under Celestia's control."

"Most of your free will? What does that mean?"

"You can live your life normally for the most part. But if she commands you to kill somepony she perceives as a threat, you will carry it out without question."

"I see. How do you know if somepony is under control or not?"

“My Pinkie sense. I can detect if someone is compromised. I can listen in and hear Celestia’s voice whispering into their minds. There were others free like me, but one by one they were hunted down. As far as I know, there are only two of us left now, me, and Zecora."

"Oh, I see,” you said in a low voice.

The two of you turned to look at Luna. She was slamming her front hooves against the see-through sphere as she attempted to break it. You became worried at the sight of glass-like cracks forming on the sphere by her hooves hitting it. But thankfully, these cracks quickly regenerated within mere seconds each time she tried to break the sphere. It also appeared Luna was shouting at you, judging by her flapping mouth and her narrowed angry eyes. Thankfully, whatever she was saying was incoherent, and very quiet to you from the other side of the barrier.

You turned to look away from Luna and simply wrapped your arms around Pinkie, taking her into a tender hug. She in turn did the same, by wrapping her hooves around your shoulders. Her soft, spongy feeling hooves came to touch off your upper back. The mare wept quietly into your shoulder.

“Did Luna try to fight back?” you asked.

“Yes. But like us, she was ambushed. We were in the middle of celebrating the wedding of Princess Cadance and Shining Armour just after we were attacked by the Changelings. A large number of the Royal Guard stormed in, attacked the wedding guests, and forced potions down our throats. Ponies panicked and made an attempt to flee, but the Royal Guard sealed the exits, preventing anypony from escaping.”

“Oh my God,” you simply said. “What happened next?”

“Celestia grabbed me and my friends with her magic, and choked us to an inch of our lives before forcing us to drink the potion. Luna went downstairs to see what all the commotion was about. She was asleep at the time. Celestia lunged at her, and knocked her over, she struggled, but before she knew it, Celestia had forced the potion down her throat, and then it was over. Everypony, apart from me in the throne room was brainwashed into her slave, then Canterlot, and eventually all of Equestria.”

“Pinkie, did you simply stand there? Did you try to do something?”

“I was in a state of shock. I had no idea how to react. I could only watch in horror as the events transpired in front of me. Others tried to fight back, but it was pointless. Once Celestia showed up, she would simply choke you with her magic, and force you to drink the potion, and you would end up becoming another slave to her will.”

“What about non-ponies? Like the griffons, and—”

“We simply killed them. Some others like the Zebra were spared since they were distantly related to ponies. However, we did kill all the Changelings even if they had pony blood in them. We set their hive ablaze to make sure no eggs would hatch.”

“What kind of bullshit Equestria is this?” you said, raising your right hand up in exasperation.

She sighed deeply, looking away from you. “It wasn’t always this way. Something happened to Celestia. Something bad. I don’t know… if I can stop her. I cannot wield the Elements of Harmony by myself. My friends hate me, and suspect me of being a traitor, just like Spike.”

“What happened to Spike.”

“He… he… was… was…” she wailed in grief, and buried her head into your shoulder. “I don’t want to talk about it! It hurts… so much.”

Somehow, Luna’s voice broke through the barrier. “We attached rusty iron chains to his legs and arms. He objected to our extermination of the dragons,” Pinkie simply wailed in grief into your shoulder, soaking it with her tears. While you, yourself simply glared at Luna with hate in your eyes.

She continued. “Like a pathetic worm, the baby dragon cried out for Twilight and Rarity to help him. However, they simply smiled, before we pulled the chains and ripped Spike’s arms and legs off. He cried like a pathetic whelp before he died. Unfortunately, Rarity acted so foalish, she ended up screaming and crying like an idiot. Rarity rushed forward to hug Spike’s mangled corpse and cried. Fortunately, my sister soon grabbed Rarity by the neck, and choked her, before forcing her to drink the Purification Potion, and all was well again.”

“Snap out of it!” you shouted, before speaking calmly. “Luna, do you even hear yourself?”

“It is you, who is deluded human. We will find you. And you will suffer the same fate Spike had. And after we are done with you, we will find where you came from, and extinguish your species from existence beneath the might of our hooves. Equestrian’s hegemony will spread to the stars, and beyond.”

You simply stared in shock, your whole body trembling. “You are disgusting. Someone will stop you.”

“Equestria can’t be stopped. This exchange is over,” Luna simply said, vanishing from sight with a puff of purple smoke.

You simply held the distraught mare in your arms. Pinkie Pie’s whole body was shaking erratically, her tears soaking your clothes. You did your own form of nuzzling by kissing and licking her neck in an attempt to make her feel better. You didn’t care how long it would take, you were going to hug and nuzzle this mare until she calmed down.

Fate

You are Pinkie Pie. You trotted out of the cave. You were quite confident your human friend was safe. This forest had many caves all over the place. The chances of mean ponies finding him were slim to none. Still, though, you were a little worried. Your human friend possessed far less physical strength when compared to that of a pony. While you would never hurt him, other ponies would harm him without a second thought.

You were camouflaged with your body covered in baking flour. This helped you blend in the snow-covered environment from all around you. Silently, you made your way to Zecora's hut. You were careful to avoid the Old Forest Road, which lead to the old Castle of the Two Sisters. Fortunately, your zebra friend’s home was off the beaten track.

Your journey was uneventful, you encountered no patrols. In no time at all, you got to your destination. You are Pinkie Pie, after all, you move fast. Without knocking, you pushed open the door to Zecora’s hut. Inside you were met with the zebra standing next to her cauldron, which lay at the center of her home. What appeared to be some sort of vegetable soup was bubbling away within this cauldron as far as the scent gave off.

Many beautifully crafted tribal masks from her homeland Farasi had adorned the walls of her home. A series of mantelpieces were carved into the walls of her home, each one was filled to the brim with vases, which were magnificently decorated with creatures like elephants, lions, gazelles, and other creatures from Farasi. She also had a series of closets attached to the walls of her home, that you only assumed contained even more items. These closets, like the vases, were also decorated with numerous creatures from back home.

Her single yellow bed with a leopard skin blanket was on the far left side of her home, next to a circular window. Next to her bed, there was a thick black fluffy wool rug. Two armchairs were near the cauldron. One armchair had a simple dark brown color on the left, the other had a green jungle leaves pattern on the right.

“Greetings, Pinkie. What brings you to my humble home?” Zecora said happily, waving at her with her right hoof.

“Zecora, a human has come to Equestria.”

“Yes, I’ve heard. The Royal Guard recently stopped by and asked me if I knew where you and your friend’s whereabouts,” Pinkie gasped in shock, a hoof coming to her mouth. “Don’t worry, I told them nothing. Truth be told my friend, I didn’t know anything either.”

“Thank you, Zecora.”

“Of course, Pinkie, I would never betray you. You and your friend are more than welcome to stay here,” she waved her right hoof in a circular motion, her magic revealed a trap door next to her bed. This trapdoor had a black steel ring attached to it, large enough for a pony to wrap their hoof around it, and pull the door open. “There your good ape friend can hide if danger shall come.”

“But what if somepony steps on the ring?”

Without a word, Zecora waved her hoof again, and the door ring vanished from sight. She then walked over and tapped her hoof where the ring was located. Only for her hoof to merely knock against the wood. There was no indication that the ring was even there.

Tears welled in your eyes, and you found yourself lunging forward, and you wrapped your front hooves around Zecora in a tight embrace.

Zecora winced. “Pinkie! You are hugging me too hard!” she said in a stern voice.

You eased up on the hug and gave her a sheepish smile. “Oh, sorry,” you said, folding your ears back sadly.

“You are forgiven,” you made a happy sound like a dog’s chew toy, which made Zecora giggle as she brought a hoof to her mouth for a brief moment. “Now, before you go fetch your dear friend give him this Cold Protection Potion,” she said, pulling a small glass vial into her right hoof. A light blue glowing liquid was inside the glass vial. On top, it was closed with a small, circular wooden seal. “Simply twist the top, and the potion will open for your friend.”

“Thank you, Zecora,” you said, taking the potion, and subsequently putting it away into your Party Bag for safekeeping. You then turned toward the door and made to leave. “I’ll be back soon.”

“Pinkie, before you leave, take this,” you turned away from the door to see Zecora was holding a small red love heart-shaped locket that could fit in the frog of a pony’s hoof or the palm of a human’s hand.

You stared intently at the locket. “Oooh! What is it?”

“I don’t know. It just appeared on my bed yesterday. I can’t seem to open it. It can't be a coincidence. It must be connected to him somehow. Give it to your friend.”

You simply nodded, before you took the locket, and put it away inside your Party Bag. With that, you made to leave and made your way back to the cave. Surprisingly luck was with you. Your journey back to the cave was uneventful for the most part. But you did see that funny little rabbit again with strange green eyes staring at you. The rabbit didn't seem to be scared this time. However, you didn't tempt fate by approaching it.

You were a tad bit worried. Pinkie Pie had been gone for quite a while. Nonetheless, you were staying put. The two blankets over you provided you with a great deal of protection from the elements.

Suddenly, you heard the sound of clopping hooves echoing in the cave. You lifted your head up for a brief moment to have a look to see who it was, when you saw that it was Pinkie Pie, you sighed in relief, and then you immediately ducked your head back under the blankets to keep warm shortly after.

Pinkie scooted herself under the blankets. You sighed in bliss as the warm softness of her body came to wash over you. You felt her right foreleg shift upward. Like her glowing light blue eyes, she held a peculiar light blue potion in her right hoof that glowed in the dark before your face.

“What’s this?” you asked.

“It’s a Cold Protection Potion. It should help.”

You simply nodded. You reached up with your right hand and took the potion out of her grasp. You then twisted the top and brought it to your lips and drank it down in one gulp, and left it aside under the bed. The liquid was cool in your mouth and was virtually tasteless. It was just like water basically. You were somewhat disappointed, you expected an exotic taste.

As the liquid went down into your stomach your body rapidly started to heat up. As if she read your mind Pinkie Pie stood up. This allowed you to easily get onto your feet. Naturally, the blanket no longer covered you, yet you did not feel the cold hand of winter touching you, it was as if you were immune to the cold.

“Oh, and she told me to give you this.”

She then placed a love heart-shaped locket into your right hand. The moment the locket touched you everything faded to black.

You awoke floating in an empty white void of nothing. As far as you could see, there was simply nothing but stark white from all around you.

“What? Where am I?”

“Greetings, Anon, I am Megan Williams,” spoke a soft angelic voice.

“Megan,” you simply said in a low voice.

“You must sacrifice yourself just like I have done in the past. The locket you hold is the Rainbow of Light.”

“What?! Surely there is another way to--”

“No. There isn’t. Only the Rainbow of Light can kill Scorpan.”

“Why is Scorpan doing this?”

“I killed his brother Tirek when I used the Rainbow of Light. He wants revenge on ponies and humanity. When the time was right, he possessed Celestia. He hates ponykind, and wishes to create a mockery of them after he is done destroying the entire world, and then recreating it in his own image. He will do the same again when he finds Earth.”

You sighed deeply in defeat. “What must I do?”

“You must go to the Castle of the Two Sisters and stand where Nightmare Moon was defeated by the Elements of Harmony. You must convince Pinkie Pie to tell him where you are located.”

“Surely, Scorpan will sense this is a trap?” you asked.

“Scorpan is an arrogant fool despite his power, he will take the bait, and you will defeat him after he kills you.”

“I… I… I understand,” you said in a low voice.

“The fate of Equus and humanity lies in your hands, Anon. You must not fail.”

You woke up sweating, breathing heavily. Before you, you could see a pair of large blue eyes looking down at you with concern. You lay prone atop the bed beneath you.

“Anon, are you okay?” came Pinkie’s voice, ripe with concern.

You placed your right hand on her cheek. “Pinkie, I just spoke with Megan Williams. She told me I have to sacrifice myself in order to stop this.”

Your heart sank when you saw her lower lips begin to quiver, along with tears welling up in her eyes. “N-no… No… no! There has to be another way!” she shouted, her voice ripe with panic.

You found yourself hesitating as you looked into those beautiful blue eyes of hers. You made to quickly turn to look away from Pinkie Pie and stood up. “No. I must die. It is the only way.”

“But you are my friend?” came her voice, low and broken.

“I know, Pinkie. You’re my friend too,” you said softly, turning to face her as she lay on the bed underneath your feet. “That is why you must tell the ponies of my whereabouts. Celestia will come for me, and it will all be over.”

“I-I.... I'll do it,” she said, dropping her head down low. A river of her tears flowed down her cheeks.

“I’m sorry, Pinkie. I wish there was another way. Don't grow attached to me. I'm just a human.”

“No! You are not just a human! Do you hear me?! You are my friend!” she shouted, glaring at you angrily.

There came a pink blur, and before you knew it, you were knocked over onto the bed. You could see a pair of large blue eyes, staring into your own, small human eyes as if she was staring into your very soul.

“Anon, I want you to plant a foal in me.”

“Pinkie, no! We should not–” as you spoke, she gently pressed a hoof to your mouth, hushing you.

“Ponies and humans can have foals. It's a historic fact. There have been other humans in Equestria other than Megan. I want you to give me your child.”

“Okay, Pinkie. I’ll give you my foal.”

In one quick blur of motion, Pinkie lowered herself down over you, pulled down your underwear, and began to lick at your currently flaccid cock. You gasped at the feeling of her warm, soft, long, and thick tongue licking your cock. Your sizeable member quickly rose to attention.

Pinkie Pie with tender affection licked your cock all over with her tongue, making sure it was well lubricated for the task at hand. The mare moaned at the taste of your manhood against her tongue. You were breathing heavily during the whole ordeal, and releasing moans of your own.

Soon your entire cock shone with her saliva. She then moved quickly to mount herself over you, bringing her hot marehood over your tip. You were allowed to enjoy the feel of her marehood pressed against your tip for a brief moment, before she came slamming down upon you with a hard slap, taking the entirety of your cock within her wanton depths in one fell swoop.

You gasped at the feeling, your hands rose upward to grasp at her asscheeks, coming to rest on her three balloon cutie marks. Your hands sank deeply into the plush, bubbly softness of her plump rear.

You could feel her powerful marehood working overtime over your cock trying to coax you to release. The powerful vaginal walls of her marehood repeatedly clamped down on your member inside her. Subsequently, Pinkie Pie began to bounce her butt up and down upon your lap. Loud meaty slapping sounds of flesh slapping against flesh could be heard as her lovely rump came slamming down upon your lap. Despite her being significantly smaller than you, her ass had a hefty weight to it. It was just right. Borderline painful, but nothing too serious. As she bounced her ass up and down your lap she made a series of loud moans and strange horsey sounds.

You were a quivering mess under her, grunting and moaning helplessly. You found yourself quickly succumbing. As if sensing you were close, Pinkie Pie raised her butt up high into the air and took you to the point of nearly exiting you, before she came down slamming hard, her backside came down to hit your lap with a loud meaty slap.

With a groan, you unleashed inside her, flooding her insides with spurt, after spurt of your creamy human spunk. Pinkie Pie’s marehood clamped down hard on your cock, to try to coax you into releasing additional volleys of your seed.

You and Pinkie Pie brought your lips together and kissed passionately during the glorious afterglow of your release, your cock slowly softening inside her loving, squeezing marehood. Her marehood hugged your softening cock with love, with a wonderful sensation of pulling and releasing. Both of your lips were pressed together for what seemed like an eternity before eventually, you parted lips. A strand of both of your saliva connected your departing lips.

The two of you stared deeply into each other's eyes. Both of you had tears falling down your cheeks. This will be the first, and only time you ever make love.

“Goodbye, Pinkie. I-I… I love you,” you said in a soft, trembling voice.

“I love you too,” came her soft voice.

The two of you shared a simple soft kiss goodbye for a brief moment. You were tempted to stay as you saw the tears in Pinkie Pie’s beautiful blue eyes.

Reluctantly, you made to stand up and left the cave, leaving behind Pinkie. You made your way to the Castle of the Two Sisters. You even encountered a manticore, and other dangerous creatures on the way. Mysteriously they left you alone. Once there, you made to sit down on the top step of the raised platform in which Nightmare Moon was defeated. You held the Rainbow of Light in the palm of your right hand and awaited your fate.

You are Pinkie Pie. You stood before the Golden Oaks Library. Twilight, stood just outside the front door. Everypony in the town was looking at you with angry eyes.

“I know where the human is,” Pinkie Pie said in a low voice, looking down at her hooves in shame.

“Where?!” Twilight shouted, stomping her two front hooves aggressively.

“The Castle of the Two Sisters.”

“Wonderful!” Twilight beamed, clapping her two front hooves together happily. “Spike, send a letter.”

“Yes, master,” came a dull monotone voice from inside the library. Pinkie shuddered in horror at the sight of the reanimated corpse of Spike, who came stumbling out of the library. It looked like his limbs were crudely stitched together back onto his torso.

“What have you done to him?!” Pinkie shouted.

Twilight simply snorted and rolled her eyes at her. “He’s better now. So much more quiet and loyal.”

You did not have to wait long. Princess Celestia appeared before you with a flash of light.

“Ah, hello there, my little human. I see you have seen sense. I'll make your death much quicker than I originally planned,” she spoke in a soft angelic voice before an evil grin came upon her face at the sight of the love-heart-shaped locket you held in your hand. “Did Pinkie Pie give you that? It looks so nice.”

“Yes, Pinkie Pie gave this to say goodbye,” you simply said.

“Oh, how touching. This will make it all the sweeter for me. While I will make your death quick, it still will be emotionally painful for you,” with a flash from her horn, she summoned Pinkie Pie. The mare stood before you on shaky legs, tears streaming down her cheeks. “Pinkie, strangle your friend please.”

“No! Don’t make me do this!” she screamed.

With a tug of magic, Celestia forced Pinkie Pie to lunge forward and wrap her front forelegs tightly around your neck. You gasped for breath, but you did not struggle, you knew Pinkie Pie was doing it against her will.

Pinkie Pie screamed in anguish as she choked you. You saw her body shaking erratically, it appeared she was struggling to fight against the mind control forced upon her.

“Stop it! I don’t want to do this!” she screamed.

“Pinkie Pie! Look at his small human eyes, look at the light leaving them,” came Celestia’s voice in a mocking tone. That was the last thing you heard before everything faded to black. Just before your consciousness slipped away, you saw Celestia being blasted by a rainbow beam of magic.

You found yourself back in the white void.

“Megan?” you simply asked.

“Yes, it is I, Megan. You have sacrificed yourself to save Equus and humanity. You have three choices. Do you wake up and continue this timeline? Or do you wake up back in the Everfree Forest but this time you will have a warm welcome without Scorpan to ruin it? Or do you want to go back home and forget all this ever happened?"

“I can't continue this timeline. All the lives that have been lost are too much."

"Are you sure about resetting the timeline? This timeline will still continue without you. Pinkie Pie’s child will be a stillbirth. The psychological trauma will drive her to commit suicide. If you stay with her, Pinkie Pie and her child will live."

You gasped in horror. "No… Pinkie. I can't leave her," you said in a low voice.

"Then continue the timeline."

"Yes. Maybe it's selfish. But I can't bear the thought of Pinkie Pie dying."

Your eyes opened. You saw Pinkie’s head buried into your chest, her tears soaking it. Behind her, you saw Celestia lying down on the floor, weeping quietly, her head buried into her front hooves.

“Pinkie,” you simply said in a low, weak voice.

Pinkie gasped, and lifted her head to look at you with her badly bloodshot, tear-soaked eyes. “Anon?! You’re alive!” she screamed in happiness.

“Yeah, I’m back bab–Hmm! Mmm!” As you spoke Pinkie Pie pressed her lips to yours and took you into a passionate kiss. Her large tongue came into your mouth. Celestia simply stood up and left the room. She clearly didn’t want to be in here, not after what she was forced to do against her will to you, and many others.

Whatever the consequences were, you were glad you chose this timeline. You have hope the damage could yet be undone. You were not going to run away from your problems anymore.

Author's Note

I might make a sequel to this. I hope you are not too disappointed.

A Friend

You sat alone in a dark, and gloomy cave. All you could hear was the howling of the wind from outside, along with the dripping of water from the ceiling. It was pitch black here. You could not see anything. Not to mention it was freezing cold. You sat down on the cold stone floor, your arms were gyrating over your torso, trying to generate heat. However, it was futile, you were going to die here, cold and alone. Your clothing was insufficient and thin to protect you from the elements.

Tears streamed down your face. You regretted ever coming here. You thought you could escape from your old life on Earth. But it seemed to have followed you here in some way. In the dead of night, Princess Celestia herself had come and offered you the chance to go to Equestria. You said ‘yes’ without question and left everything behind.

When you thought back on it, Celestia did not have the usual magenta eyes, they were a strange emerald green colour, nor did her voice sound as angelic. Her voice seemed a little deeper in tone. You ignored the warning signs that something was not quite right. You could only assume this Celestia was some sort of demonic doppelganger merely wearing the face of Celestia to trick you.

Indeed, this did not turn out to be the Equestria you knew and loved. On the surface, everything looked normal. However, you did find yourself reanimated into a cartoon character of a human. Thankfully, without the freakishly large eyes of Equestria Girls.

To cut a long story short, you appeared at the outskirts of Ponyville in the eves of the Everfree Forest. You rushed into town, it was freezing cold, the land was blanketed in a thick layer of snow. But instead of a welcome, they simply attacked you by pelting you with rocks and told you to leave.

In fear for your life, you had no choice but to flee. You were forced to try to find shelter from the cold eating away at you. It was late in the evening when you came here, the sun was setting. You were not able to stay in Ponyville within the warmth of Twilight’s Golden Oaks Library to protect you. For she was one of the many other ponies who threw rocks at you.

Thankfully, they did not give chase, otherwise, you could be dead. Not that it mattered, you were soon to die of exposure soon enough. The bruises inflicted on you by the rocks only added to the pain of the freezing cold eating into you.

It appeared… you spoke too soon. You could hear the sound of clopping hooves approaching. In the distance, you could see a pair of large blue eyes glowing in the dark. “There you are, I was looking for you!” spoke a pony in a familiar bubbly voice. You knew it to be Pinkie Pie.

“Brrahrrr… p-please… p-please..-l-leave me alone… and let me-me…. die in… peace,” you said in a low-energy drained voice.

“No!” she shouted, rushing toward you with her hooves clopping hard upon the stone.

You closed your eyes and awaited death. You were too weak to fight back. However, something totally unexpected happened. In one quick motion, you could feel a thick, fluffy blanket thrown over you, along with a soft mattress seemingly spawning into existence underneath you, the cold stone floor becoming a distant memory. Before you knew it Pinkie Pie dived under the blanket and wrapped all four of her legs around you in a gentle embrace. Immediately, your body was blasted by soothing waves of heat-emitting off her body.

“No! Don’t die! I want to be your friend! I’m not like the others!” she said in a stern voice. Her warm tears dripped down on your chest. You could see her large blue eyes looking at you through the darkness under the blanket. They glowed in the darkness like that of a cat’s.

Her tears seemed to have a magical effect, they quite literally healed your bruises and cleared up your frostbite. You can only guess Pinkie Pie is distantly related to a phoenix, or something. You could see this happening in real-time with strange images being projected into your mind. You hoped against hope that this wasn’t some sort of trick, or you weren't just suffering delirium during your final moments alive.

“Pi-pi-pi… Pinkie is-is that… you?” you said in a low voice, you could not believe this was happening.

“Hehe! Of course, it’s me, who else would it be, silly?”

“Oh, Pinkie Pie!” you cried, summoning the strength to hug her with both of your arms wrapping around her barrel. You made sure to take hold of her upper back, you didn't want to be inappropriate. Nonetheless, you, without reservation began to cry like a baby, wailing into her shoulder. Your whole body shook erratically. You could no longer speak, you were emotionally broken.

In response, Pinkie Pie wiped away your tears by gently stroking your cheeks with her soft, spongy feeling hoof. “There-there, Pinkie’s here,” she said softly, as she leaned down to kiss your right cheek even as it lay soaked with your tears. A wet smooching sound could be heard as she kissed your cheek, her soft, lightly fuzzy feeling lips felt wonderful as they briefly kissed you.

The coldness of winter soon slipped away. The warmth and softness of Pinkie’s furry body pressed against your bare skin felt wonderful. You literally appeared in Equestria with only a short-sleeved t-shirt and your underwear. However, you soon became quite concerned, Pinkie’s rump was resting directly on your crotch, you could even feel the heat of her marehood. Naturally, you could not help but get an erection, and thus your cock rose up to poke her rump through your underwear.

“I’m sorry Pinkie!” you said, your voice ripe with panic.

Pinkie giggled before she kissed your right cheek again with a wet smooching sound. You sighed in relief. It appeared she was not mad.

“Good night, Mr. Human. I’ll protect you,” she said softly.

“G-good night, Pinkie. Thank you, for everything,” you said in a low voice.

Whatever was wrong with this Equestria, it seemed Pinkie Pie was good and true to her normal self. Still, doubt began to creep into the back of your mind, that this was some sort of sick trick. But for now, you wanted to believe that Pinkie was being genuine. A small lit candle of hope burned in your heart that Pinkie Pie was here to help you.

“Human, why have you come here?” spoke a familiar voice.

You found yourself standing before Princess Luna, high in the lavender night sky. You appeared to have stood upon a cloud. The tall and mighty alicorn towered over you, glaring down at you with a harsh gaze, her mighty wings were flared out.

“I-I…. I wanted a better life,” you said in a low voice, turning to look away from her.

“Look at me you filthy ape!” as commanded, you reluctantly turned to look at Luna. The mare coughed, bringing a hoof to her mouth before she spoke in a calm and collected voice. “Human, I want you to go kill yourself. Your kind has no place in Equestria.”

“No… no… no… leave me alone,” you said in a low voice, tears streaming down your face.

“If you don’t do so. I will have the Royal Guard hunt you down, and kill you. I am giving you the chance to die on your own terms. The Castle of the Two Sisters is within the Everfree Forest. It has a nice big cliff you can jump off to end your life. The forest also has many–”

“Stop it! Leave me alone!” you protested.

“How dare you interrupt me?! Vile ape!” her voice boomed powerfully. “I now feel like I must join the Royal Guard in hunting you down. I will enjoy impaling you on my horn.”

You shuddered in fear. “Pinkie will protect me.”

“Vile ape! You have corrupted her!”

There came a flash of pink, and Luna was subsequently blasted away out of sight. “Leave him alone!” came Pinkie’s shouting voice.

You opened your eyes to see the pair of large blue eyes of Pinkie Pie looking at you through the darkness from under the blanket. You cried and buried your head into her left shoulder. In response, Pinkie Pie affectionately nuzzled your neck. “Shh. Pinkie’s here. I will protect you,” she said softly.

She wrapped her two front legs around your shoulders, and she cuddled you with the wonderful softness of her hooves touching off them. Nonstop, Pinkie nuzzled your neck and cuddled you. From under her loving affection, you found yourself drifting off to sleep. Except for this time, Pinkie Pie was in the clouds with you. She lay next to you on a pink cloudy mattress in the sky.

A large protective pink sphere was wrapped around the two of you. This sphere kept Luna away. Luna appeared to be shouting at you, judging from the anger on her face, but her voice was muffled. You could not make out anything she was saying. It was incoherent and muffled.

“You won’t hurt him any longer,” Pinkie said in a low angry voice, glaring at Luna with a psychotic look in her eyes. She even turned a dark shade of pink. However, when she turned to face you, she became a brighter shade of pink, back to normal. “I’ll protect you, my friend.”

The small lit candle of hope that burned in your heart practically became a bonfire of hope. This only caused you to cry all the harder. You buried your head into her shoulder and cried. Pinkie in response tenderly nuzzled your neck and wrapped her two front forelegs around you in a loving embrace.

It seemed, she generally was Pinkie Pie. Whatever darkness that had fallen in this Equestria, at least Pinkie Pie had not succumbed to it.

Comfort

You held the distraught mare in your arms, her whole body shook erratically. You performed your own form of nuzzling as she had previously done for you. You were quite sure it probably wasn't as good as hers, but you were going to at least make an attempt, you owed her that much. The mare wept quietly as her tears soaked your t-shirt while her head was buried into your shoulder.

For quite some time, you merely held the upset mare, and simply said nothing. You comforted her in her time of grief. You nuzzled her non-stop to try to cheer her up. After what seemed like hours, she eventually lifted her head and turned to look up at you. Your heart sank at the sight of her badly bloodshot, beautiful blue eyes.

“Th-thank you, m-my friend,” she said in a low voice, her lower lip quivered as she spoke.

“You’re welcome, Pinkie,” you said softly, leaning in to kiss her forehead. The mare blushed profusely from this kiss and her eyes widen in shock. “Sorry,” you said nervously, before giving her a sheepish smile.

She merely responded by kissing your forehead back. That told you all you needed to know. You smiled at her. “You are very forgiving Pinkie.”

“Of course. You are one of the few ponies—, I mean creatures I can talk to without hearing Celestia’s creepy whispering voice.”

“Yeah, that must not be nice.”

“Indeed. I also can forgive your silly boners. It’s only natural,” there came a flash, and slowly, you opened your eyes. You could see Pinkie’s blue eyes glowing in the dark before you from under the blanket. You felt your hard morning wood pressing against her soft and warm rump. Your underwear was the only thing preventing you from outright touching it. “Your little Anony likes me it seems.”

“I-I—ummmm.”

Pinkie simply giggled. “Hehe! Don't worry, you're a stallion… or errr human stallion, I'm a mare, it's only natural with all this physical contact,” giggled Pinkie, as she gave you a really bizarre version of the 'birds and the bees'. "But don't worry, we can do that later," she said with a wink. “If-you-are-up-for-it! Of course!” she quickly added with a raised voice.

“Thanks, Pinkie.” your belly growled. “Incidentally, do you got any food?”

The mare hopped out of the bed. You shivered, without Pinkie’s warmth, you could feel the icy hand of winter beginning to creep in. “Hehe! Looks like somehuman is hungry. I’ll go gather some berries. You stay here. I won’t be long.”

You watched Pinkie Pie leave, trotting away. The cave was quite dark, but not pitch black. It clearly was morning, you could see the sun’s rays shining through some small cracks in the ceiling. You shivered as the icy hand of winter touched your face. With great speed, you dropped your head back under the blanket, You missed her already. You dared not get out of this bed. It was the only thing keeping the cold touch of winter at bay, but even then, it wasn’t doing very much without Pinkie’s warm and soft body.

Not to mention her lovely plump rump…

“Goddamn! Pinkie is sexy,” you blurted out.

You are Pinkie Pie. You trotted out of the cave with haste. You didn’t want to be gone for too long. Your new human friend needed you to keep him alive. The forest from outside was blanketed in a thick layer of snow. It looked beautiful. You could hear birds singing at this time early in the morning.

However, you could not enjoy this winter wonderland for very long, for you felt your tail twitch, detecting danger. Quickly, you leaped into some bushes just outside the cave. Now safely hidden within the bushes you could see Rainbow Dash flying overhead. Your heart sank at the sight.

‘Oh Rainbow, if only you were not taken like the rest,’ came your thoughts.

Following behind her, you could see a dozen other pegasi trailing after her. “Keep up, you slowpokes!” Rainbow yelled back at them. “We need to find the human and Pinkie! Search the entire forest if you have to.”

You waited until they left, before jumping out of the bush. Then with great speed, you trotted through the dense forest. Your hooves silently moved on the forest floor, you wanted to be quiet. Being Pinkie Pie, you could do things that a normal Earth Pony, or even a magical unicorn for that matter could not do. In fact, your hooves weren't even touching the ground. Your hooves floated above ground by about an inch, so they did not even leave a hoof print in the snow. You didn't want anypony to track you. If they could track your hoof prints in the snow, your human friend could have been in danger. Thankfully, that wasn’t the case.

To further enhance your stealth, you pulled out a bag of flour out of your ‘mane’, and subsequently threw said bag of white flour over yourself. This helped camouflage yourself in the snow. Most of your body was now white with flour. It seemingly stuck to you like glue. Your entire body was now stark white. Being bright pink in the snow was a bad idea.

You soon came across a series of bushes with large red grapes about the size of Applejack’s apples. You grabbed at least a dozen of the grapes and stuffed them into the ‘place’ where you kept your party cannon and other things, which was located within your mane, or sometimes your ass. Yes, you are Pinkie Pie, you can literally pull things out of your ass if you needed them. Twilight liked to call it your ‘Pocket Dimensional Bag’. You on the other hoof just called it your ‘Party Bag’.

You then span around in a circle as if you were a swirling pink tornado, which helped you quickly look over the area to see if you missed something. You gasped when you saw a series of white mushrooms upon a dead oak tree stump. You rushed forward and reached your front right hoof down to grab them. Just when you were about to touch them, you felt your tail twitch in a warning.

“Poison mushrooms. Better leave them,” you said quietly.

You contemplated sneaking into town to get more food for your friend. But it seemed too risky. Your safest bet would be visiting Zecora. Still, you were worried, you were gone for too long. You needed to get back to your human friend, he was probably freezing by now.

As you made your way back you spotted a strange fluffy little white rabbit. It seemed to have a strange set of green eyes that looked oddly familiar. But you could not quite put your hoof on it. Before you had a chance to have a good look at it, the rabbit screamed in fear, before it went rushing into a nearby burrow into safety. You had no idea why it was so frightened of you, you would never harm a cute little rabbit. What was even more strange, rabbits never ran away from you before in your life.

You shrugged, and moved on, thinking nothing of it.

Just when you were about to enter the cave, you shook off the white flour off your body. The flour rather than fall to the ground floated in mid-air. You then magically directed said ‘flour’ back into your invisible ‘Party Bag’ in your mane. Your body was now back to being pink in colour. You giggled with a hoof over your mouth, Twilight would always be confused when you did something like that. The look on her face was funny.

Then you found yourself becoming a little sad, your ears folded back in sadness. Twilight was no longer Twilight anymore. She was something else entirely. You shook your head and remained focused, your new friend needed you right now.

You shivered, the coldness of winter was biting into you. The blanket Pinkie provided you gave you inadequate protection from the elements. You could hear the howling of the wind from outside, along with the dripping of water from the ceiling. You kicked your legs wildly back and forth and gyrated your arms up and down your torso to try to generate heat. But it was no use. Without Pinkie Pie to keep you warm, you were in big trouble.

Fortunately, soon you heard the sound of clopping hooves. You lifted your head up from the blanket, the coldness immediately hit you. You shivered before you lowered your head back under the blankets. You could hear Pinkie giggle before she clambered her body under the blankets. Her soft hooves came to touch your shoulders and she laid her rump to rest directly on your crotch.

You sighed in relief as her soothing warmth bombarded your cold form. The coldness of winter soon came a distant memory. You soon found yourself sprouting a massive erection, which came to poke Pinkie Pie’s lovely plump rump, this made the mare giggle happily. On a side note, your penis seemed to have gotten larger than normal. If this was another Equestria, it would be a wish-fulfillment porn dream come true. But it wasn’t, it was some fucked up version of Equestria, where ponies committed mass genocide on all non-ponies sapients and wanted to kill you for simply being a human.

“Hehe! Hello down there, little Anony. You’ve gotten much bigger I see,” she said in a hot breathy voice.

You opened your mouth to speak, but you decided to say nothing, thus, you closed your mouth again. Even if she was clearly flirting with you, this was not the time and place to start randomly having sex even if you had a much larger cock. Still, you were happy to know Pinkie Pie seemed rather eager for sex.

Pinkie Pie then seemingly pulled out a large red berry out of the ether, she then brought it to your lips. Without a word, you took a bite out of the berry. You moaned at the sweetness of the fruit touching your lips. It tasted like an extra-large strawberry.

“That should do for breakfast. But you certainly will need a second breakfast after this. We need to go to Zecora. She will have much more food than I have.”

“How can I get there without freezing to death?” you inquired.

“Well, I have some ideas. One, I could perhaps stuff you in my Party Bag where I keep my Party Cannon. Or I could visit Zecora and see if she can help me with getting you to her hut safely.”

“Visit Zecora, that sounds like a better option.”

“Yeah, my Party Bag is quite dangerous to be inside. I keep lots of crazy things in here.”

You weren't going to even ask what Pinkie Pie kept in there. She was Pinkie Pie, after all.

“Before you go, Pinkie. How do you know about humans?”

“Well, everypony knows about Megan Williams. The human woman who sacrificed herself to save the world long ago. Her sacrifice created the Elements of Harmony when she used the Rainbow of Light to defeat Lord Tirek. Everypony is taught about her in school. Many books have been written about her life. There is even… or was a statue of her in Canterlot. Before Celestia smashed it into smithereens.”

“Megan,” you simply said quietly. “Does this mean, I as a human could wield the Elements of Harmony?”

Pinkie simply shrugged her shoulders. “Maybe. But first, we need to get our hooves on them.”

Pinkie jumped out of the bed, and with a blur of motion, she threw a bag of flour over herself, coating herself stark white, followed by tossing a second blanket on top of you. The extra blanket helped safeguard you from the cold hand of winter from touching you.

“Hehe! Oh, silly me! I forgot I had a second blanket in my Party Bag,” she said while giggling with a hoof over her mouth, before she spoke in a stern voice. “You stay here, and keep out of sight, and be safe. I’ll head over to Zecora to see if she can help us.”

You simply nodded, before dropping your head back under the two blankets to protect yourself from the cold.