So Much For The Element Of Honesty!

by MasaStormyPonez

Rating: mature
Tags: Big Macintosh, Sex, Applejack, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Granny Smith, Porn, Fetish, Comedy
Length: 3780

After a long list of chores, Big Mac is in distress as Applejack has occupied their bathroom. Will they work it out so nobody gets hurt?

Big Mac has worked hard whole day long and now he needs to do his business. Unfortunately Applejack has already occupied the bathroom. Will Big Mac be able to save himself from this embarrassing situation? Will he get the girl and live happily ever after?

Yes and no!

Kinks: F/M, pee desperation, incest (not sex!), voyeurism, large endowments, urination (not watersports), semi-femdom, cock worship, dick shaking, female masturbation, Applejack having sinful thoughts, mention of Granny Smith in bikinis (That’s gross! :pinkiesick:).

Cover by kira-minami.

Published 2022-01-08 18:20:00 UTC
Last updated 2022-07-09 12:53:20 UTC

The One Where Apple(jack) Lies In The Bathtub

It had been a busy day on Sweet Apple Acres. Big Macintosh had been doing various chores the whole day: he bucked apples, fixed a busted water shoot, fed pigs and many other things that weren’t worth mentioning. Mac wasn’t complaining though, he enjoyed being helpful at the farm. He allowed Applejack to take some rest after her share of work was done and was now finishing fixing the broken fence.

It was noon already and Big Mac was walking around the yard.
”What else was there,” he thought to himself as he looked around to find something to do. Everything seemed to be done.

Great, now he could go inside and eat some lunch! And also drain the snake. Mac felt pressure in his bladder. It had been couple of hours since he had last went to the toilet, something he hadn’t noticed while doing his chores. He would normally do his business outside while working, but now he didn’t feel it was necessary. It was a good time to return home.

As Big Mac entered the house and was about to go to their upstairs bathroom, he heard Granny Smith’s voice from the kitchen.

”Big Mac!” She pleaded, ”Can you help me move this cupboard?”

Sure he could help, he wasn’t in such a hurry.

”Eeyup!” Big Mac replied, walked into the kitchen and started helping his grandmother. This wasn’t anything new and he was sure the work would be done in no time.

But what Mac didn’t know was that Granny had decided to re-organize the whole kitchen, demanding all the furnitures to be moved! With help of Big Mac’s strength they were able to do in a record time, yet it still took over an hour. After they were done, Mac’s bladder was aching beyond believe.

”Now look at that!” Granny was happy as she looked around her new kitchen, ”That wasn’t too hard, sonny!”

”Eeyup…” Big Mac replied as he crossed his legs together.

Granny would have gladly given him a bathroom break when they were working, but Mac had been too reluctant to ask, thinking it would be over fast, and now it had taken it’s toll. He really should have just done it outside like any other day!

”Well, ah got some apple fritters to make, so you’re free to go, Mac!” Granny said and walked to the stove.

Big Mac zipped past her and ran upstairs, leaving his granny behind. Now there was just one problem:

”Now where did ah put all the flours…?” Granny wondered as she was trying to remember where all her groceries were.

***

Big Mac felt he was about to burst! He ran to the bathroom door as fast as he could, knowing he would never get the stench off the carpet if he happened to pee on the floor. He knew it because their dog Winona had peed on all their carpets when she was a puppy – if a mere dog urine was that difficult to be washed off, then his own horse piss would wreck them for good. That would be too embarrassing!

As he stopped by the door and was about to open it, he heard splashes coming from the bathroom. It was already occupied! Mac remembered he had given Applejack some time-off and now she was probably taking a bath. Mac was about to leave when he felt it: the pressure in his bladder had already become too unbearable. He had been thinking of a possibility of running outside and relieving himself behind the barn, but there was no way he could make it in time. He needed to use the bathroom, now!

Mac decided to knock on the door.
”Applejack?” He called his sister.

”Yes, Mac?” Mac heard his sister answer behind the door.

”You gonna take long there?” Big Mac asked and shifted his legs, ”Ah gotta pee!”

”Aww, ahm sorry, Mac!” Applejack answered apologetically, ”Ah just got in here. Can’t you go outside?”

”Mmm… Nope!” Mac crossed his legs even more tightly. ”Ah can’t hold much longer! Can you get out, please?!!”

No answer.

Big Mac was starting to get frustrated. Damn this stupid house with only a single bathroom! Who in tarnation even thought it was a good idea to begin with? If he ever got his hooves on that darn architect, he could buck that guy straight in the ass!

Then Applejack finally answered: ”You can come in! The door’s not locked!”

Thank Celestia! Mac was so relieved, he could finally get that sweet release he was hoping for. He opened the door and entered the bathroom. After stumbling to the toilet, he saw Applejack lying in the bathtub that was located next to the toilet bowl. She was squinting her eyes shut and it looked like she was sleeping. Wasn’t she going to leave the bathroom at all?

”Go ahead, Mac!” AJ reassured while keeping her eyes shut, ”Ah won’t look!”

Mac looked his sister awkwardly. Was he really going to pee right next to his sister?

”Ah hope so…” he thought and turned his gaze back to the toilet bowl.

He thought back to their childhood when they used to share the bathroom often, as they were innocent foals at the time. Of course his sister had seen him using the toilet, no big deal. He only needed to take that same attitude as they had back then, there was no turning back now!

Mac lifted the seat up and straightened himself. He leaned to the wall with his hoof and spread his legs further apart. His red and black stallionhood was coming out of his sheath, dropping fast towards the floor. He grabbed it in his other hoof and aimed it at the toilet, trying to start his stream into the side of the bowl to not create too loud a noise, so that his sister wouldn’t feel uncomfortable.

At first he was too nervous to start, seeing his sister so close to him, only a couple of feet away. He really tried to respect Applejack’s modesty, but as the pressure inside him was too much to bare, he decided to put that aside. This was emergency after all!

He closed his eyes and tried to ignore his sister’s presence, concentrating on relaxing his bladder. It didn’t took long until he was finally able to start, his stream flowing slowly at first, then it got bigger and bigger. Soon his urine was coming out with so much pressure it sounded like a thunderstorm as it hit the toilet bowl. Mac sighed in relief. He didn't know he had to go THAT bad. Forget about trying not to be too loud, his flood gates were already open!

But as he was urinating, Big Mac didn’t notice what Applejack was doing next to him. She wasn’t keeping her eyes shut: she was holding her head down and had one eye half open, so she could see what her brother was doing. And oh boy was she in for a treat!

Applejack saw her brother’s enormous horsecock in front of her, a heavy stream of musky urine gushing from his expanded urethra. His flaccid stallionhood was at least 17 inches long, thick and veiny piece of hot stallion meat and it was twitching as he aimed it at the toilet below. Applejack could also see his brother’s big testicles behind the thing, swinging a little as he shifted his position. No wonder his brother was so sought-after, his cock was like a fire hose!

”Ah could totally take that in mah mouth…” Applejack thought, wondering how meaty Mac’s cock would taste. She was starting to get aroused under the water. So much for the element of honesty!

There had been many times when Applejack had seen her brother urinate - after all, they had been living in the farm for their whole life. They both had taken countless bathroom breaks in the woods while bucking apples and of course bathed together when they were foals. There was even one time when she had witnessed Mac and Braeburn doing ”the ancient ritual of male bonding”, as they described it, by the lake. They were standing together to pee in the lake, making a loud splattering noise as they went. Braeburn had been a little embarrassed when they were found like that, but for Mac it didn’t seem to matter.

It was very common for Applejack to walk into Mac while he was casually relieving himself in the woods, but usually he had his back turned at her, so she couldn’t actually see his penis. This time was different, thought. It’d been a while since she had seen Mac urinating so close to her, only a couple of feet apart from her face. If she dared to, she could have reached her hoof and touched her brother’s cock from that distance. It would have been pretty weird, though. Mac might have even gotten heart attack for that!

Mac on the other hoof felt he was starting to get hard. The thought of doing his business so close his sister was starting to have an effect on him. As a colt he didn’t mind letting his sister see him urinating, but now the times were different. They were both adults and stuff like that was all in the past. This was way too weird, and hopefully they would never speak of it again.

He was blushing and tried to think of various unarousing things: Granny Smith trying on her bikinis. Filthy Rich shaking his rump while dressed in a tutu. Doing the tax return. Anything that could kill his starting erection!

He was concentrating on finishing fast, not wanting to drag this awkward moment any longer. He shifted his hips a little, pointing his member a little downwards.

”Aww, poor chap!” Applejack thought as she was spying on him, ”he’s getting hard for me!”

Maybe it wasn’t such a bad idea, if she grabbed her brother’s junk and gave him the best hoofjob he had ever experienced in his life! Wouldn’t that be interesting?

It took only a couple of seconds more until Mac’s stream was finally slowing down to a trickle, the last drops now falling into the water below. He had gone for almost two minutes and now Mac felt his bladder had finally ran empty. He gave his hefty member a few hard shakes, trying to get all the excessive drops off his tip as fast as possible.

”Atta boy!” Applejack thought to herself as she was secretly looking at Mac’s swinging length, ”Shake what our Ma’ gave you!"

She could see Mac’s balls swing along as he was shaking himself off, the sight making her feel giddy on the inside. That was definitely something she didn’t see very often and she was blushing. This sure was her lucky day!

Mac let go of his shaft which begun to retract in his sheath and flushed the toilet. He gave one last look at his sister. She was still keeping her eyes shut and it seemed like she had been minding her own business the whole time. Was there any doubt, she’s mah sister, Mac thought to himself and kicked off the wall.

”Whew, thanks Sis!” he sighed, now completely relieved. Applejack raised her head and smiled.

”You’re welcome, sugarcube!” she replied with a wink, making Mac a little confused.

Big Mac shrugged and lowered the the toilet seat for his sisters, knowing they would nag about it if he left it up.

”Big Mac! Help me find the flours!” Mac could hear Granny’s voice coming from downstairs.

He turned around sighing and left the bathroom, letting Applejack enjoy her bath in peace. There was so much left to do for that day…

As he closed the door behind him, Applejack sighed and lowered her hoof between her legs. She started rubbing her clit which had been winking like crazy through the whole show, demanding all her attention.

”Woo, boy!” She thought to herself, her brother’s earlier display freshly in her memory. She could still smell his musk in the air. ”Gotta tend this right away!”

She bit her lip as she started masturbating. Bathwater splashed quietly in the bathtub as she was rubbing her tender, throbbing love button. Applejack sighed in relief and smiled.

”Maybe next time ah should let him watch me take a whiz!”

-The End-

Author's Note

I was supposed to write a Gallstream fic for my newest story, but I got writer’s block and decided to write something else. This story can be considered as an unofficial sequel to ”Shining Armor’s Horrible Hangover”, I’m not sure. Maybe I’ll make another sequel and turn this into a trilogy!

I hope you enjoyed, nevertheless! :ajsmug:

Alternative: The One Where Apple Was Honest

Author's Note

This is an extra chapter with alternative scenario. I regretted the idea of AJ lying to Mac so she could spy on him, so I wondered how things could have gone if she was straight up honest and let him know she was watching him. Hope you enjoy! :ajsmug:

Alternative: The One Where Apple Was Honest

Big Mac felt he was about to burst! He ran to the bathroom door as fast as he could, knowing he would never get the stench off the carpet if he happened to pee on the floor. He knew it well because their dog Winona used to on all their carpets when she was a puppy – if a mere dog urine was that difficult to be washed off, then his own horse piss would wreck them for good. That would be too embarrassing!

As he stopped by the door and was about to open it, he heard splashes coming from the bathroom. It was already occupied!
Mac suddenly remembered he had given Applejack some time-off and now she was probably taking a bath. He was about to leave when he felt it: the pressure in his bladder had already become too unbearable! He had been thinking of a possibility of running outside and relieving himself behind the barn, but there was no way he could make it in time. He needed to use the bathroom, now!

Mac decided to knock on the door.
”Applejack?” He called his sister.

”Yes, Mac?” Mac heard Applejack answer behind the door.

”You gonna take long there?” Big Mac asked and crossed his legs, ”Ah gotta pee!”

”Aww, ahm sorry, Mac!” Applejack answered apologetically, ”Ah just got in here. Can’t you go outside?”

”Mmm… Nope!” Mac crossed his legs even more tightly. ”Ah can’t hold much longer! Can you get out, please?!!”

No answer.

Big Mac was starting panic. Damn this stupid house with only a single bathroom! Who in tarnation even thought it was a good idea to begin with? If he ever got his hooves on that darn architect, he could buck that guy straight in the ass!

Then Applejack finally answered: ”You can come in! The door’s not locked!”

Thank Celestia! Mac was so relieved, he could finally get that sweet release he was hoping for. He opened the door and entered the bathroom. After stumbling to the toilet, he saw Applejack lying in the bathtub that was located next to the toilet bowl. She was squinting her eyes shut and it looked like she was sleeping. Wasn’t she going to leave the bathroom at all?

”Go ahead, Mac!” AJ reassured with bedroom eyes, ”It’s all yours!”
Mac looked his sister awkwardly.
”Umm… You gonna watch?” he asked, confused as Derpy Hooves.
”Hey, ah’ve seen your snake before!” AJ winked at his brother, ”You have shy bladder?”
”Ok, whatever…” Mac replied as he rushed to the toilet and lifted the seat up. There was no time to worry about decency, he couldn’t hold any longer!

As soon as he had straightened himself, his red and black stallionhood dropped out in a flash and the urine started spraying out of it so fast he didn’t even have time to grab it!

He leaned to the wall with his hoof and spread his legs further apart, aiming his cock at the toilet with a long groan.
He really had tried to respect Applejack’s modesty, but the pressure inside him was too much to bare, and so was the pressure of his piss when it sprayed out into the toilet bowl, sounding like a thunderstorm as the water below bubbled.

”Oh mah!” Applejack yelped as she was watching, ”How much did ya drink, big bro?”

Mac didn’t even hear the question as he sighed loudly in relief. He didn't know he had to go THAT bad. Forget about trying not to be too loud, his flood gates were already open!

Applejack took an eyeful of her brother’s enormous horsecock in front of her, a heavy stream of musky urine gushing from his expanded urethra. His flaccid stallionhood was at least 17 inches long, thick and veiny piece of hot stallion meat and it was twitching as he aimed it at the toilet below. Applejack could also see his brother’s big testicles behind the thing, swinging a little as he shifted his position. No wonder his brother was so sought-after, his cock was like a fire hose!

”Ah could totally take that in mah mouth…” Applejack thought, wondering how meaty Mac’s cock would taste. She was starting to get aroused under the water.

”You’ve shown that thing to any fillies out there?” She suddenly asked, making Mac raise an eyebrow.

”Eee-nope!” Mac replied, confused and blushing as his sister asked something like that so casually. Was she complimenting his dick?

”Well, you should!” AJ smirked, ”You don’t know how many out there would love to ride that!”

”Well… Thanks!” Mac thought to himself and returned his gaze back to his screen, trying to ignore his sister’s lustful gaze. While having her there was slightly awkward, he was pleased of such kind compliments. At least it was his sister and not some kind of random creep!

There had been many times when Applejack had seen her brother urinate - after all, they had been living in the farm for their whole life. They both had taken countless bathroom breaks in the woods while bucking apples and of course bathed together when they were foals. There was even one time when she had witnessed Mac and Braeburn doing ”the ancient ritual of male bonding”, as they described it, by the lake. They were standing together to pee in the lake, making a loud splattering noise as they went. Braeburn had been a little embarrassed when they were found like that, but for Mac it didn’t seem to matter.
It was very common for Applejack to walk into Mac while he was casually relieving himself in the woods, but usually he had his back turned at her, so she couldn’t actually see his penis.

This time was different, thought. It’d been a while since she had seen Mac urinating so close to her, only a couple of feet apart from her face. And he didn’t even seem to mind! If she dared to, she could have reached her hoof and touched her brother’s cock from that distance. It would have been pretty weird, though. Mac might have even gotten heart attack for that!

Mac was starting to get hard. While he was mostly okay with his sister being there and seeing, the thought of doing his business so close her was starting to have an effect on him. As a colt he didn’t mind letting his sister see him urinating, but now the times were different. They were both adults and stuff like that was all in the past. This was way too weird, and hopefully they would never speak of it again.

To his horror his glans was starting to flare, his stallionhood becoming thicker and starting to throb in his hold. His blush deepened and he tried to think of various unarousing things: Granny Smith trying on her bikinis. Filthy Rich shaking his rump while dressed in a tutu. Doing the tax return. Anything that could kill his starting erection!

”Well look at that!” AJ cracked, not taking her eyes away from Mac’s thickening member, ”You really ain’t called Big Mac fo’ nothing!”

Mac rolled his eyes in frustration. He was concentrating on finishing fast, not wanting to drag this awkward moment any longer. He shifted his hips a little, pointing his member a little downwards as it jolted in his grasp.

AJ chuckled at his actions. Maybe it wasn’t such a bad idea, if she grabbed Mac’s junk and gave him the best hoof-job he had ever experienced in his life! That would sure be interesting!

It took only a couple of seconds more until Mac’s stream was finally slowing down to a trickle, the last drops squirting into the water below. He had gone for almost two minutes and now Mac felt his bladder had finally ran empty.
He sighed in relief and gave his hefty member a few hard shakes, trying to get all the excessive drops off his tip as fast as possible.

”Atta boy!” Applejack cheered on Mac while looking at his swinging length, ”Shake what our Ma’ gave you!"

She could see Mac’s balls swing along as he was shaking himself off, the sight making her feel giddy on the inside. That was definitely something she didn’t see very often and she started blushing. This sure was her lucky day!

Mac didn’t listen as he did what he needed to do. He kept his eyes closed as he shook his flare even faster, making sure all the last droplets would fall off.
”Ah appreciate you doin’ that!” AJ cracked, her eyes hungrily following Mac’s cock swaying in front of her. She wouldn’t be able see that kind of show very often!

He let go of his shaft as it begun retracting back into his sheath and flushed the toilet. To his surprise, he felt a little proud of himself. Come to think of it, maybe Applejack was right about what she said about other mares!
”Whew, thanks Sis!” he sighed, now completely relieved.

”You’re welcome, sugar cube!” she replied with another wink. Big Mac shrugged and lowered the the toilet seat for his sisters, knowing they would start nagging about it if he left it up.

”Big Mac! Help me find the flours!” Mac could hear Granny’s voice coming from downstairs.
He turned around sighing and left the bathroom, letting Applejack enjoy her bath in peace. There was so much left to do for that day…

-The End-