This fic started during a particularly inspiring round of Frantic Fanfic between myself, Pilot Light and ESCelestia (both of whom wrote into their work that Button Mash was an adult). After that? Well, I just don't know what went wrong.

Contains: F/m foalcon; a rough blowjob; the barest hint of a suggestion of dubcon; and a single, fleeting mention of urine

• Written, edited and pre-read (read "fapped to") by Arkadios, with (non-foalcon) contributions by Pilot Light and ESCelestia and assistance from WaywardSon.
• Cover art from Derpi IDs 2581293 and 2197918.