"I thought I told you NOT to be late this morning, Anonymous!" looking to the ground in shame at your mother and principal with an annoyed face pinching the bridge of her nose.

"I know we just lost track of time."

"Honest Miss Celestia!" Bulk blurts out.

"Yeah, honest!" derpy says.

"Both of you lower your voices," her attitude calms down, and she looks at you, "Ok, I'm going to have Vice Principal Luna give you all tardy slips, and you all better not waste a single minute getting back to class, is that understood?" she says in a stern motherly voice.

Anon and his friends give a collective "Yes, ma'am" and walk out of her office when Celestia stops Anon.

"And as for you, stay out of trouble," she baby talks to you while rubbing your cheeks together and kissing you on the forehead, leaving a lipstick smear on your forehead.

Anon hears his friends snicker and makes fun of you behind your back.

He turns his head to face them, "Shut. The fuck. UP." giving them a mean face.

"What was that?" Celestia says, looking at him confused.

"Oh, nothing, Mom." he hugs her and leaves for his aunt's office with his friends.

After walking back to class, Anon takes his seat next to Bulk and Derpy; the teacher decides to give everyone a tell me about your summer and what are your hobbies, etc. Anon looks to the side to see Bulk zoning out already; he seems to be looking at something, so Anon traces where he is looking, and it appears that Bulk is gawking at Rarity, who sits towards the front of the class. Bulk seems to be taking in all her details with his staring.

Anon nudges Bulk to get his attention and whispers, "Hey, it looks like you're taking a liking to Rarity, ay?"

"Yeah, I heard last year that she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose." Anon looks at Bulk in sheer amazement.

A girl that sits next to Bulk and a guy in front of him look at Bulk with a grimace on their face and then awkwardly go back to filling their work, looking back at him very nervously. Anon tries as hard as he can not laugh, and just a few squeaks come out.

"You know Bulk; you should tell her that, maybe *wheezes* maybe she'd go out with you." Anon snickers quietly.

"You think so?"

"Oh definitely." Anon says with the biggest shit-eating grin on his face.

"I might try that, thanks Anon." Bulk goes back to his work, keeping what you said in mind.

Anon giggles and puts his hand out to Derpy, who gives you a low five. Anon can imagine it now, Bulk walking up to Rarity and saying that ending with a 'Will you go out with me!' and then a proper slap to the face. That would be the best payback for all the free rides you give him and all the trash he would leave whenever we go out to eat... fucker.

Class ends, and Anon is back in the hallways walking to his next class. Bulk and Derpy walk to their next class, leaving him alone to walk through the hallways. He feels a presence from behind him.

"My spider senses are tingling." He worls around and sees a purple smear around the corner of the hall. He thinks he waves it off and goes to his next class, advanced chemistry. Anon always loved science and chemistry especially since it means making cool shit in test tubes and getting college credit.

Anon walks into class and is greeted by your new science teacher Miss Nitrous Oxide. She's a very giggly person and always seems to be on the edge of a laughing fit. Anon guesses that's appropriate since her name means laughing gas.

"Welcome everyone! *giggle* As you all know, today is your first day back!" she giggles more, "Now you can partner up! Isn't this so exciting!"

Everyone starts talking and finding partners, and Anon sits there waiting for someone to come and ask to be partners. Anon is very unsocial and sucks; he's also dumb and stupid; he also brags about having sex with Potion Nova even though that happen- Anon knocks at the screen at me, "Hey, uh yeah, can you shut the fuck up." Wait a second, you can hear me!? "Only whenever you talk shit about me, asshole." Ok, sorry, I'll get back to the story. Anon sits at his table, waiting. "Much better."

"Hey, who are you talking to?" Anon looks over to see the one person he didn't want to see... Twiggles of the Dingley Spiggley.

"Hey... Twilight." you give her a fake smile that anyone can tell is not real.

"So you are in this class too! Wow, it's almost like you are a magnet because it always seems like we attract each other!" All Anon can hear right now is the multiple screams from the brain cells being killed in his head.

Anon can safely say that she was the one who was stalking him in the hallway a minute ago. Twilight has always been like this ever since Anon and Twilight were kids, overly obsessive and bat-shit insane for him. Anon guessed it was a combination of being childhood friends and you both being really into science. From all Anon can tell, it's surprising how she made friends with anyone because of how shit her social skills are. At least Anon doesn't attempt to make new friends... Ok, maybe that's a problem, but it's certainly better than her way of socializing.

Anon decides he might as well bite the bullet on this since she's also really good at chemistry, "You want to be partners, Limelight Fartle?" Anon says nonchalantly.

Twilight's face lit up with geeky excitement. She definitely didn't hear what Anon called her, "That would be amazing!" Twilight hugs Anon, and he pushes her off softly so she can stop.

"Listen, Twigs, don't get the wrong idea but don't be weird this year ok; just be cool."

She leans on the table gracelessly and with her head supported by her hand, with the other hand doing a finger gun, "Oh, I can be cool." she winks.

Anon's eye twitches in bewilderment, "Well, you got the spirit kid."

Twilight pumps her fist and gives a silent 'yes.' Anon rolls his eyes, "Why can't I catch a break."

Author's Note

Been a while and I might have another chapter tomorrow hopefully, so I hope you enjoy this one.