Maud Pie Is Not A Pony

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Maud Pie, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Human, Anon, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Porn, Comedy
Length: 3861

You make a startling discovery that Maud Pie is no ordinary pony. In fact, she doesn't seem to be a pony at all.

You make a startling discovery that Maud Pie is no ordinary pony. In fact, she doesn't seem to be a pony at all.

Pre-reader: Kaidan

Published 2022-01-19 16:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2022-01-19 16:00:02 UTC

She No Pony

“Wooo! Pound my big fat— ponybutt!” squealed the pink earth pony mare before you.

You were only too happy to pound her big fat ponybutt. She had one of the largest pony asses you have ever seen. Ponies stood about 4.5 feet tall on average. They may be much shorter than you, but they were packing some heavy-duty backsides, and Pinkie Pie’s ass was especially large. Initially, you weren't into ponies. However, when you saw fat pony asses every day you eventually gave in.

You, the human, were balls deep inside Pinkie Pie. You were currently staying at the Pie Family’s Rock Farm. A place where ‘rocks’ seemingly grew out of the ground somehow. Then again this world seemed to be populated by magical, intelligent pastel ponies of all colours of the rainbow, and also other magical creatures with human-like intelligence. So it makes sense all things considered.

You were situated in Pinkie Pie’s bedroom. Like back in Ponyville within Sugarcube Corner her bedroom was filled with balloons, toys, and boxes of candy. Her bed was a huge pink love heart-shaped bed, which was in the middle of the somewhat small room. The walls of her bedroom had white wallpaper covering them, which came with a series of pink and blue balloons engraved on the wallpaper. The simply bright pink curtains were drawn over the window, which took up the entire left side of the room.

On top of the dark brown, oak wood ceiling, there was a small pink, circular crystal hanging above in the center of it, which gave off a dim pink light, Illuminating the room. This seemed to be the equivalent of a light bulb back home on Earth, but much weaker. Nonetheless, it helped you see better in the darkness of the room.

You could go on in more detail but you were quite distracted at the moment with you being balls deep inside Pinkie Pie.

Anyway, on the far right side of the room, there was a simple dark brown wooden door with rather a strange bronze door handle on the left side of it. It was like a hook, rather than a door handle. Just then, a familiar dull grey earth pony quietly walked into the room through said door, her hooves softly clopping on the dark brown wooden floor. She closed the door behind her, and simply made to sit down on a nearby bright pink leather armchair next to the bed on the right and she began to read a book. You were quite confused, but you were too busy at the moment to care too much.

“Hey! Maud!” said Pinkie, giving her a wave with her right hoof, before laying her head back down on the pillow before her. “Mmmmm! Ooooooh, yeah! Get in there, Anony! Pound my big fat butt!” she shouted.

You were down on your knees, which thankfully rested on the soft bed below. You frantically pistoned your hips back and forth against the pink earth pony lying down on the bed before you. Her head rested on a love heart-shaped pillow, she drooled profusely, soaking the pillow below with her saliva. The mare before you uttered loud moans, giggles/laughs, screams/shouts, and sometimes the odd neigh as you fucked her. The bed below creaked loudly as you pounded away at her pussy.

“Hehe! Oooooh! Mmmmmm! Hehehaha! Haha! Haha! Neeiigghh! Hehe! Ahhhhhh! Yeeessss! Mmmmmm! Yes-yes-yes! Harder! Anony! Pound me! Harder!” she demanded, shouting.

You were pretty much moving as fast as you could. Then again, Pinkie Pie can move very fast, you must be very slow when compared to her. On a side note, the smell of Pinkie Pie’s marehood was intoxicating. It smelled of bitter candy, with a hint of spice. This only drove you onward with a biological response to keep slamming into her pussy non-stop.

“Ahhhhh! Mmm! Oh yes! Mmmmmm! Haha! Haha! Yes! Yes! Yes! Please! Slap my ass!” she shouted.

You pulled your right hand back before you delivered a hard slap to Pinkie Pie’s buttcheek. Her ass jiggled wildly about like jello from the hard impact of your hand. As a result, her buttcheek came to smack against the other one, this created a loud meaty slapping sound of flesh slapping against flesh. The mare uttered a loud neigh from the slap.

“Neeiigghh! Mmmmmm! Ahhhhhh! Hehe! Haha! Haha! Oh yes! Again! Again-again!” she shouted. You smiled, before slapping her ass again, causing her to once more utter a loud neigh. It also came with a meaty slapping sound as her buttcheek smacked against the other one due to the force of the slap.

“Neeiigghh! Mmmm! Ahhhhh! Hehehaha! Hehe! Haha! Haha! Again! Again-again! Don’t stop! Keep slapping my big fat butt!” she shouted.

You continuously slapped her ass as you pound it away into her. You loved hearing the loud neighs she uttered from each one of your slaps. Pinkie Pie’s soft puffy tail began to wag excitedly from side to side, gently brushing against you as you continuously slapped her ass. It was warm and soft to the touch against your bare skin. Each time your hips smacked against Pinkie Pie's lovely bubbly rump you could feel her soft fur make contact with your bare skin.

The mare whined sadly when you abruptly stopped slapping her ass. “Awww! Why did you stop?”

Your hands held her plump rump’s cheeks, digging in deep into the thick bubbly layers of soft fat, before meeting her strong earth pony muscles underneath. The applied pressure of your hands resting on her plump buttcheeks created a wonderful depression-like soft memory foam. Pinkie Pie looked back at you, her lower lip quivering, she was clearly upset you were no longer slapping her ass. Her cute, big blue eyes glowed in the dimly lit room before you like that of a cat’s in the dark.

So, with that, you began to roam your hands over her lovely rump. The depressions quickly faded away once your hands left an area, and her ass returned to a perfectly smooth, bubbly shape.

“Mmmm! Hehe! Hehe! Neeiigghh! Hehehaha! Haha! Haha! Hehe! Hehe! Ahhhhh! Oooooh! You like my ass, don’t you?” she asked.

“Yes, Pinkie. I love your ass,” you said, answering her question by giving her ass another slap with your right hand, causing her to neigh happily. The resulting slap came with a delightful sound of flesh slapping against flesh as her fat cheek smacked against the other one.

A river of her marecum began to leak out of her marehood, dripping down onto the bed below. This helped make her marehood feel far slicker as it lubricated your cock with her creamy marecum. So despite the tightness of her marehood squeezing your cock, you were able to keep pounding away into the sexy mare before you with relative ease.

Loud meaty slapping sounds of flesh slapping against flesh could be heard echoing in the room as your hips repeatedly smacked against her lovely backside. Not only that, Pinkie Pie met your thrusts in perfect timing with your own thrusts against her. This only increased the noise level of your thrusts against her as her lovely backside came smacking against you each time.

“Woo! Woo! Woo! Hehe! Hehehaha! Haha! Haha! Yes! Yes! Yes! Pound my ass! Neeiigghh! Haha! Haha! Oooooh! Mmmmmm! Hehe! Hehe! Ooooooh yeah! Pound me, my friend! Keep on pounding! Haha! Haha! I like pancakes! Mmmmm! Pancakes! I’ll make you pancakes for tomorrow’s breakfast! Mmmmm! Then we can play a game of rock watching with Maud! I’ll suck your dick to make it fun for you if you get bored! Yes! Yes! Yes! Hehe! Oooooh! Mmmm! Ahhhhh! Neeiigghh! Oh yeah! We can then watch a race between two snails! Play some card games! And oooh! Mmmmm! Ahhhhh! I’ll show you around the rock farm some more tomorrow with Maud! And we'll have a nice dinner with my family! It will be so much fun! And we'll….”

You chuckled as Pinkie continued to talk, she was a real noise machine of a mare. Pinkie Pie never seemed to shut up. Yet, you really liked this mare, and you would have her be no other way. You were only too happy to tolerate this noisy mare. Besides, she got a really nice ass. You could never imagine yourself telling Pinkie Pie to shut up since you would miss out on her ass due to hurting her feelings. You loved this silly, loud mare.

Your thrusts against her lovely backside created a wonderful rippling effect like a stone being thrown into a lake since Pinkie Pie’s ass was very jiggly. Her marehood felt absolutely wonderful hugging your cock. Her pink and meaty vagina squeezed hard down on your member each time you bottomed out inside her, with a wonderful sensation of tugging and releasing. In addition, this came accompanied with a wonderful meaty slapping sound as your hips smacked against her each time. The powerful, hot, wet walls of her pony pussy felt absolutely divine.

Yet, despite all this, you were quite concerned that Maud Pie didn't seem to be all that enthusiastic. Even though it's well known that your cock is absolutely enormous, and you have far outpaced all the stallions in both size and endurance. It wasn’t always the case, but the magic of this world seemed to have done a number on you.

She seemed bored if anything. For she simply read her book as she sat on a nearby bright pink leather armchair. This book was bound with dull grey leather, basically the same colour as her furry coat. The book was about rocks as far as you could tell, judging by the picture of a pile of small limestone rocks on the cover on top of a large limestone boulder. And also the book was literally entitled in big black letters ‘Rocks’.

You started to feel somewhat apprehensive. You were rocking Pinkie Pie’s world, yet Maud Pie didn’t seem to care. She was too busy reading a book about rocks. Normally, a mare would be masturbating as you fucked another one in front of them as they eagerly awaited you to fuck them with your massive cock. Your thrusts against Pinkie Pie’s rump became slower and less true. Soon, you could feel Pinkie Pie’s tail twitch from behind you as it lay against you.

“Anon, are you okay?” came Pinkie’s voice, ripe with concern as she looked back at you. Her head looked back at you at basically 360 degrees. Ponies were like owls in some ways.

You gently pushed forward and buried your cock deep inside her. You sighed happily as you felt Pinkie Pie’s lovely marehood squeezing down on your cock far tighter than normal. It seemed her pussy was also concerned about you too. Since Pinkie Pie was a very silly pony you guessed this was the equivalent of a hug during this compromised position for her. Experimentally you tried to pull back but the sheer overwhelming tightness of her marehood made that impossible. The walls of her hot, slick marehood felt absolutely divine as they hugged your massive cock deep inside her.

“Are you okay, my friend? You can tell me anything,” Pinkie spoke up again, her floppy ears folding back cutely.

You smiled at the sight. You didn't want to be rude and voice your concerns in front of Maud Pie. That would turn her off even more. However, you were soon taken aback when a grey blur of motion came speeding toward you. The next thing you knew, you felt a warm pair of soft, slightly fuzzy pony lips against your own for about a second. This kiss came accompanied by a well-defined smooching sound.

You turned to look at her to find she had retreated back to reading her book in her armchair. It seemed, like her sister, Maud Pie could move very quickly if she wanted to. You were happy to know Maud Pie seemingly wanted to have sex with you, even if she didn’t seem to show it most of the time.

“It’s nothing, Pinkie,” you said as you leaned down to kiss her on the lips. Her soft, slightly fuzzy pony lips felt wonderful against your own. The two of you uttered muffled moans against each other’s mouths. Her mouth smelled minty fresh, with a hint of cotton candy against your lips. Down below, you could feel Pinkie loosen the tightness of her marehood squeezing your cock, allowing you to move once more.

With that, you resumed thrusting against Pinkie Pie, harder than ever. Your hips were a blur of motion as you moved with great speed against her lovely backside. Loud slapping sounds of flesh slapping against flesh could be heard. It was music to your ears when you heard Pinkie Pie utter heated moans against your lips. Pinkie jerked her hips back and forth, meeting you in time with your thrusts against her, it came accompanied by a loud meaty slapping sound as her lovely backside smacked against you.

For quite some time, you pounded away against Pinkie Pie. Your confidence was restored, and you eagerly awaited to fuck Maud Pie after Pinkie Pie. Maud Pie’s ass seemed more toned than that of Pinkie Pie’s. Of course, Pinkie’s ass was a little larger, so that’s a plus.

Pinkie pulled her head back. “Cum inside me! My sexy ape friend!” she shouted before she resumed kissing you.

You grunted, pulling your hips back to the point of nearly exiting her before you came slamming back against her, and as if by her command you unleashed a massive explosion of your creamy human spunk inside her. Spurt, after spurt of your cum came blasting inside the mare before you, filling her up with your creamy seed. You kissed her deeply during your release, your tongue came into her mouth as it began to lick the underside of her far larger equine tongue. Pinkie’s marehood squeezed down hard upon your member, milking you for all you were worth. The two of you uttered muffled moans into each other’s mouths.

Frantically, you thrust against Pinkie Pie through your release. You merely pulled back by an inch or so during your frenzied thrusts, your hips were a blur of motion as you repeatedly slammed against her. This generated loud meaty slapping sounds of flesh slapping against flesh. Soon, a river of hers and yours thick and creamy marecum came flooding out of her marehood, falling down onto the bed below like that of a waterfall, soaking it.

Your spurts of cum became less and less until they eventually stopped. You continued to kiss Pinkie Pie during the glorious afterglow of your release, the two of you moaning happily. Despite the fact you just ejaculated your cock still remained hard and was ready for more action. Nonetheless, you remained in place and just allowed yourself to be hugged by Pinkie Pies marehood clamping down hard on your cock. Your cock was wrapped in the wonderful softness of her hot, slick, soaking wet marehood oh-so lovingly squeezing your member. It was a cosy and magical feeling.

You and Pinkie Pie remained like that for quite some time, just allowing one another to affectionately embrace one another with a kiss, along with her pussy hugging your cock. Pinkie Pie was particularly special to you. She was the first mare you had ever had sex with. If you were to marry a pony, it would be her.

Eventually, you parted lips, a strand of both of your saliva connected your departing lips. Both of your respective drool soon fell down upon her upper back below, dampening it a little. You and Pinkie looked at one another with dreamy eyes. You lifted your right hand away from her buttcheek and placed it on her right cheek upon her face. The mare blushed profusely, she closed her eyes and leaned into your hand’s tender touch. You gasped when you felt her marehood give your member a loving squeeze.

You pulled your hand away causing Pinkie Pie to sigh sadly. She looked at you with pleading puppy dog eyes. Nonetheless, you slowly pulled your hips back, resulting in massive amounts of both of your reproductive liquids spilling out of her pussy, drenching the bed below.

As you slowly pulled out (Pinkie’s marehood was tight, so it was hard), Maud Pie closed her book, stood up, and placed the book on the armchair. She made to lay herself down on her back next to you on the left side of the bed. From there she spread out her hind legs to give you a good view of her thick and meaty pink marehood. You were happy at this turn of events, even if Maud Pie still wore her dull, ever-neutral face. She simply stared blankly at the ceiling above.

When you finally pulled out your member from Pinkie Pie’s marehood you shifted over on your knees between Maud Pie’s legs. Your massive cock loomed over Maud Pie from beneath you. The mare didn’t seem remotely excited, she simply stared up at the ceiling. The only indication that she was alive was when you saw her chest rise and fall, and her eyes blinked, albeit very slowly.

“Are you ready, Maud?” you asked. You needed to ask. You had no idea what she was feeling.

“Yes. I am ready for sexual intercourse with you homo sapien,” she spoke in her dull monotone voice. “Please insert your reproductive organ into my reproductive organ.”

You briefly turned to Pinkie Pie lying down on her side on your right. She was watching intently as the two of you were about to engage in sexual intercourse. You turned your attention back to Maud Pie. You lay down over her, your body made contact with her soft and warm fur against your bare skin. Your hands came to rest on her shoulders.

“You want the missionary position?” you asked.

“Yes. Whatever that is,” she simply said, still in a flat voice.

You felt your pride hurt by those words. It seemed she was not interested in sex with you at all.

“You want me to eat you out first?”

“No,” she simply said.

“Uh, okay.”

Without a word, you positioned your penis to the entrance of her marehood. You looked down at Maud Pie to see if she was ready or not, only to be met with the same blank stare. At the very least she appeared to be looking at you this time.

Without a word you slowly began to insert your member into Maud Pie. She appeared to have no reaction whatsoever to your penis being inserted into her. She simply stared at you with a blank look on her face as you slowly pushed your way inside her. Not even her marehood was squeezing you in response. Inch by inch, you pushed your way inside, until you eventually bottomed out, your hips coming to smack against her with a loud meaty slap. Even now, her marehood appeared to be relaxed.

“Uhh, how does that feel?” you asked.

“It feels like you just inserted your reproductive organ into my reproductive organ.”

“Does it feel… uh, feel nice?”

“Yes,” she simply said in her usual monotone voice, without even a hint of excitement.

You shrugged your shoulders before you began to piston your hips against her. It felt strange to have sex with Maud Pie, it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway despite the fact your cock was huge. Her marehood was indeed hot but felt very loose. The mare had no reaction whatsoever to you it seemed. She continued to stare at you with the same blank stare. The only indication that she was alive was that her eyes would occasionally blink very slowly, and the slow rise and fall of her chest during her breathing. But other than that, nothing. Absolutely nothing. She was practically a brick wall.

“Are…. are you, enjoying yourself?” you asked.

“Yes,” she simply said, her voice unchanged.

You turned to look at Pinkie Pie with a look of confusion. “Is she enjoying herself?”

“Hehe! You kidding?! She loves it!” Pinkie Pie shouted in an excited voice.

You stopped thrusting and held your member in place deep inside Maud. You turned back to look at Maud. She stared up at you with the same blank expression. “Maud Pie?” you simply asked.

“Yes?”

“I am so confused.”

“I do apologise, my organic-based friend. My hardware is very out of date.”

“What?” you simply said.

“I am a robot. I have difficulty expressing emotions. I will now try to simulate sex for you.”

You moaned, at long last, you felt something. Her marehood squeezed your cock tightly inside her, not unlike Pinkie Pie. “Was that to your satisfaction?” she asked.

“Yes. That was nice, Maud. At least, I felt something.”

“I apologise. I do have plans to upgrade my systems to help me express my emotions better.”

You gasped in shock. “No! Maud! That will take away what makes you, you!”

At long last, you had some sort of reaction on her face. A small smile came upon her face, which only lasted for a brief moment before it returned back to a completely neutral face. “You are very kind. I will always remember you, my carbon-based life friend.”

Pinkie Pie handed Maud Pie a small limestone rock with her right hoof. A tendril appendage of grey goo sprouted out from Maud Pie’s mouth, and the rock was subsequently dissolved into yet more grey goo. This goo became absorbed into her body and she grew slightly larger.

“I can optimize my ass and body by making it even bigger for you. Rocks, iron, and other resources grow on this farm, so technically I can make it as big as I want for you by converting the material into computational resources.”

You simply stared in shock at her. Your jaw dropped.

“Is there something, wrong? Friend?” she asked, still in her dull, monotone voice.

“Uh, I feel a little creeped out.”

“Don’t worry, friend. I have no intention of devouring the universe even if I could. I do not like to interfere with the affairs outside my own solar system. Resources spontaneously grow on this mysterious planet. Even an artificial intelligence such as myself cannot determine exactly why that happens. It simply seems to be just magic.”

“I’m sorry, Maud Pie. I just felt I am having sex with a T-1000. Just a more friendly, cute pony one.”

“You been watching too many silly science fiction movies. Just because I’m a machine, it does not mean I am a heartless monster. I value the existence of carbon-based lifeforms. I have no intention of ever harming one.”

“Say you’re sorry, Anon,” Pinkie said with her hooves crossed, looking at you with a look of disappointment.

“I’m sorry, Maud. I just got a little freaked out.”

“It’s okay, my meatbag friend. Now, please, enough talk. Rock this robot pony’s world.”

You still had so many questions. But that could wait. You had a sexy robot pony’s world to rock.