“Do you have any idea how serious this is Starlight?” Twilight asked from behind her desk, her patience already clearly waning.

Starlight didn’t respond, being too traumatised herself from the whole experience she simply stared on blankly without a word.

“Touching yourself in front of a little colt on school premises! Trying to elicit said colt in sexual activities! Then sexually assaulting said colt by picking him up by the testicles and throwing him out of your office as if he were a sack of flour!” Twilight shouted, uncharacteristically losing her temper with one of her most trusted friends and members of staff.

“Do you have anything to say for yourself?” She simply asked, her face showing that she wasn’t likely to take any answer onboard unless it was an exceedingly good one.

“Technically he wasn’t a colt, he’s 15, thus making him a stallion.” Starlight simply responded, dumbly looking forward.

“You didn’t know that at the time!” Twilight bellowed, almost chastising herself for her little outburst before remembering exactly why she had brought Glimmer before her desk.

Starlight sunk back in her chair at this, finding that the stress of the whole situation was just becoming too much for her to handle. She needed a way to relieved that stress. Then she got an idea.

Once again spreading her hind legs Starlight relaxed right back into her chair, staring intently at Twilight as she very slowly took one of her hooves and began to aim it down at her crotch.

“Starlight what are you doing!” Twilight frantically asked, her eyes bulging with fear.

Starlight simply continued her descent, bringing her hoof closer and closer to her crotch.

“Starlight!” Twilight shouted, sounding less sure of herself.

Starlight’s whole upper body froze up as she stared on dumbly at Twilight, spreading her hind legs even further as her hoof connected with her marehood.

One Week Later:

Standing in front of the entire board of the EEA, Equestrian Education Association, who were all angrily heckling around her desk, that of the new principal of The School of Friendship, herself, Starlight simply proceeded to let her legs go slack, spreading them wide and proud as her hoof once again reached for her crotch.

One Month Later:

Sitting proudly upon her new throne in Canterlot Castle with royal regalia and all Starlight spread her new wings as wide as she had her legs, slowly massaging her marehood in front of a wide magical portal, displaying her magnificent image across every city, town, and small village throughout her lands, for all of Equestria to see and observe just what happens when you push a desperately dry mare too far.

Author's Note

Probably the silliest chapter in this already extremely silly story.

Needless to say, not to be taken too seriously.