Starlight Glimmer Attempts to Play With Her Pussy

by Mint Essence

Rating: mature
Tags: Porn, Comedy, Starlight Glimmer, Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1690

Starlight Glimmer Attempts to Play With Her Pussy, despite repeated interruptions.

Starlight Glimmer tries to enjoy a little ‘me’ time, but is continuously interrupted by the school’s demanding students and her new hoofband.

Published 2022-01-19 15:30:00 UTC
Last updated 2022-01-23 13:53:57 UTC

Day One: Starlight’s Cooch is Starting to Feel Neglected

Waking up Starlight stretched out her tired limbs, lazily rolling to check on her alarm clock.

“5:54.” She said to herself. Turning it off before it could blare up and activate, a sly little smile graced her lips as she turned back over in bed.

She had a good 6 minutes before she’d have to get up and start her busy schedule for the day, and Starlight knew exactly what she could do with every second of that free time.

Stretching out again the mare lazily spread her hind legs as she began to bring her hoof down to her needy marehood.

Letting out a loud sigh as her hoof connected with the soft velvety flesh of her lips the mare slowly began to rub, gently massaging her folds.

Immediately as she began to rub herself her ears perked up, a light ringing sound followed by a series of sudden flashes disturbing her private time.

Looking back towards her nightstand she read off her alarm. “5:56.” Next to it however sat her hoofband, impatiently buzzing and flashing up for attention.

“What the! It’s not even 6am!” Starlight exclaimed, angrily rolling over as she grabbed hold of the troublesome little band.

With a quick flash from her horn she was soon in her office, sitting behind her desk with a case of bad bed head and a slightly annoyed expression on her face.

“Yes Ocellus!” She asked, not bothering to hide her anger.

“I know it’s late, but I was just up all nigh.....” She tried to explain before being bluntly cut off.

“You realise that it’s not even 6 o’clock in the morning, right?” Starlight simply asked.

“Oh yes, but you see I was just wondering, and I do feel like this is very important. Although with that being said I do apologise if you were busy.” The young changling struggle to force out from her nervousness.

Starlight was slightly taken off guard. ‘Busy?’ She thought to herself smirking. She supposed that she was. “Yes, I’m afraid I was very busy Ocellus, so as important as I’m sure this is can you please keep in mind to only call for me during school hours?” She said, barley repressing a humorous little grunt as she explained how busy she had been to the little filly.

After profusely apologising Ocellus proceed to chew Starlight’s ear off well into the next hour, until appearing back in her room she looked back towards her alarm clock. It read 6:56. She simply face hoofed.

Rushing to get things prepared now that she was a whole hour behind in her busy schedule Starlight once again poofed herself back to The School of Friendship.

Her day was indeed busy, far busier than usual with students at her door at a near constant rate, causing her to fall far behind on her workload, much of which would need to be scheduled for the next day.

As soon as lunch arrived Starlight knew exactly where she wanted to be, she did have some other business to attend to. Lighting up her horn she was back in her bedroom in a single instant.

Spreading her covers out Starlight settled down comfortably into her bed, once again spreading out her hind legs as she reached down to her aching marehood.

And just like that, another flash, from the very hoof she had hovering right above her sex no less. With a loud sigh she appeared back in her office.

She missed lunch, and still hadn’t got any work done. The rest of her day followed as the first half did until as home time finally came around the poor mare slammed her face right down onto her table, poofing herself away to her bed.

Too exhausted to even pleasure herself Starlight immediately fell asleep.

Day Twenty Three: Dry as the Appleloosan Desert

The next twenty one days had followed almost as the first had. Starlight began to feel like she was the mare from that book, what was it called? Groundpig Day? She couldn’t remember.

She had thought of rereading it but she simply didn’t have the time. She was now a whole two weeks behind her work schedule, and her marehood was as dry as one of Twilight’s lectures.

Waking up once again to an alarm clock signaling 5:54am, a deadpan expression spread across her face, Starlight went to activate her teleportation spell, fully anticipating the worst.

Until, looking back towards her dry cooch and her hoof, adorned in the same hoofband that had so long denied her her sweet release Starlight broke, she couldn’t take it anymore.

Stuffing her hoof right into her extremely needy marehood Starlight stretched her body right out, throwing her hind legs to either side as she fully presented her sex to the world.

As she had expected, looking down at her hoof her hoofband once again began to flash. Closing her eyes Starlight simply began to rub herself more furiously, digging her hoof right into her needy little snatch as she let out a loud moan of relief, possibly the loudest she had ever screamed out, by herself or with some pony else.

Lighting up her horn Starlight appeared back in her office, her hind legs spread as wide as she could possibly get them with her right forehoof busily rubbing away at her sensitive marehood.

“Hello.” She casually said to the young colt standing before her, there being absolutely no room for doubt about what she could be doing under the table with the sheer force and aggression of her hoof gestures.

The pony standing before her was a new student, about 15 years old he had only just reached full maturity, still retaining many of his more coltish features.

He simply stood dead silent and stiff as a rock, his eyes boring right into the unbelievably obscene mare in front of him.

“You gonna help me out here kid?” Starlight simply asked in the same casual but friendly tone.

He simply continued to stare on at her, stunned.

“You know, lending a helping hoof is always the best way to make a good first impression. You getting behind here or not?” She said, slightly more peeved.

More silence.

“I’m sorry, but it’s been well enough a month now since somepony’s played with my cooch. I just can’t take it anymore If you aren’t going to lend a hoof you’re going to have to leave.” She said very matter of factly, nonetheless her voice was clearly becoming more frustrated by the word.

Waiting a good few as Starlight saw that she clearly wasn’t going to get anything out of her new student she simply picked him up in her telekinetic grip, grabbing by the balls from one side and head from the other.

Opening her door she unceremoniously flung the poor colt out into the hallway, slamming her door shut before placing several enchantments around the whole room to ensure that she’d finally have some peace. All the while rubbing herself off furiously, getting off on the whole thing.

“Don’t you judge me Phyllis!” She demanded, looking scornfully at her lone philodendron plant as she continued to rub away her needy little marehood.

Epilogues: How My Aching Cooch Made Me into an Alicorn Princess

“Do you have any idea how serious this is Starlight?” Twilight asked from behind her desk, her patience already clearly waning.

Starlight didn’t respond, being too traumatised herself from the whole experience she simply stared on blankly without a word.

“Touching yourself in front of a little colt on school premises! Trying to elicit said colt in sexual activities! Then sexually assaulting said colt by picking him up by the testicles and throwing him out of your office as if he were a sack of flour!” Twilight shouted, uncharacteristically losing her temper with one of her most trusted friends and members of staff.

“Do you have anything to say for yourself?” She simply asked, her face showing that she wasn’t likely to take any answer onboard unless it was an exceedingly good one.

“Technically he wasn’t a colt, he’s 15, thus making him a stallion.” Starlight simply responded, dumbly looking forward.

“You didn’t know that at the time!” Twilight bellowed, almost chastising herself for her little outburst before remembering exactly why she had brought Glimmer before her desk.

Starlight sunk back in her chair at this, finding that the stress of the whole situation was just becoming too much for her to handle. She needed a way to relieved that stress. Then she got an idea.

Once again spreading her hind legs Starlight relaxed right back into her chair, staring intently at Twilight as she very slowly took one of her hooves and began to aim it down at her crotch.

“Starlight what are you doing!” Twilight frantically asked, her eyes bulging with fear.

Starlight simply continued her descent, bringing her hoof closer and closer to her crotch.

“Starlight!” Twilight shouted, sounding less sure of herself.

Starlight’s whole upper body froze up as she stared on dumbly at Twilight, spreading her hind legs even further as her hoof connected with her marehood.

One Week Later:

Standing in front of the entire board of the EEA, Equestrian Education Association, who were all angrily heckling around her desk, that of the new principal of The School of Friendship, herself, Starlight simply proceeded to let her legs go slack, spreading them wide and proud as her hoof once again reached for her crotch.

One Month Later:

Sitting proudly upon her new throne in Canterlot Castle with royal regalia and all Starlight spread her new wings as wide as she had her legs, slowly massaging her marehood in front of a wide magical portal, displaying her magnificent image across every city, town, and small village throughout her lands, for all of Equestria to see and observe just what happens when you push a desperately dry mare too far.

Author's Note

Probably the silliest chapter in this already extremely silly story.

Needless to say, not to be taken too seriously.