The Sun was slowly peaking out from the horizon, ponies were waking up and beginning their daily routines as another typical day in Ponyvile began. Twilight and Owlicious were walking down the street, Owlicious flying overhead with a scroll in his claws. The two were talking about what lessons Twilight should tackle for the day when the sounds of scream laughing could be heard.
Twilight took one step to the left as Spike shot past her with Mrs.Cheerilee holding onto him for dear life.
"What the?" Owlicious muttered in confusion as the duo shot past "Why..."
"Focus," Twilight cut in "You can ask Spike what that was about later,"
Spike laughed as the skates on his feet began growing from the heat, Mrs.Cheerilee screaming as she held on to him for dear life.
The two slowed to a halt and came to rest at the front gate of Cheerilee's school, "See," Spike cheered "Told you I could get you here in time," Cheerilee crawled off Spike's back and began shaking as she walked to the gave.
"Your feet are on fire," She noted as the melted plastic that had been his skates turned into a flaming puddle. Spike yelped and jumped out of the puddle, in the same instant Pinkie popped out from the other side of the gate with a Fire Extinguisher and throw it on the ground, causing a chunk of dirt to cover the fire and snuff it out.
"There you are," Pinkie chuckled "And good morn' to you Mrs.Cheerilee,"
"Pinkie," Cheerilee nodded back after catching her breath.
"What are you and Spike up to?" Pinkie pondered.
"I accidentally broke her cart," Spike replied as he pulled the cart from seemingly nowhere, "So I'm just helping her prepare for her class field trip to the Canterlot gardens this afternoon,"
"Ah, fixing what you ruined 'eh?" Pinkie pondered "I'll cover your shift then, Good luck bruda," Pinkie sank out of sight and Spike tied up the broken cart.
"I already ordered you a new cart," Spike informed Cheerilee "Should be here an hour before you and your students are set to leave,"
"Well thank you, Spike," Cheerilee thanked, offering her hoof in thanks Spike shook it vigorously before looking over at the schoolhouse.
"Man I haven't been to a school since I was like six," He chuckled "I got expelled the first day for sneezing,"
"Do what?" Cheerilee demanded, looking insulted at the notion of expelling someone on their first day.
"Long story," Spike chuckled "But I think we might have time, lets grab a cuppa, and I'll tell you all about it," Spike put his hand around Cheerilee's neck and lead her towards the schoolhouse "You see it all started when I and Pinkie were going to our first day of school..."
Spike and Cheerilee were both laughing as students began gathering outside, "Oh man, I wish I could have seen it in person," Cheerilee chortled, "She really punched her?"
"Square in the face I'm told," Spike replied as he drank some of the tea he had brewed using his fire breath, after a few moments of chuckling Cheerilee noticed the sound of young laughter and looked out the window.
"Oh my, look at the time," Cheerilee realized with a guilty smile "School was supposed to start five minutes ago," Cheerilee set her tea down and made her way to the door.
"Alright everyone," She called out "Time to come inside, Class is about to start," Cheerilee sat back at her desk and then looked to Spike, who continued drinking from his cup of tea.
"I can dip out the window if you want," Spike said casually "I know some ponies still say things about us after that love poison incident,"
"No you can stay," Cheerilee replied "It's not like I know when the cart will arrive," Spike nodded and continued sipping his tea as the classroom began filling out.
There was very little reaction to Spike for the most part, until three young fillies walked in, one doing so backward to get a good look at her friend's faces.
"...and then," Scootaloo said excitedly "She did a triple Barrel roll around the cloud," She laughed before adding "And swirled it around as she did so, Can you believe that!?"
"Wow, never saw that ending coming," Applebloom said in a tone that was both polite and bored all at once. "She swirled the cloud,"
"I know," Scootaloo laughed, her backward walking causing her to bump into someone "Sorry," She said turning and stopping in her track as Spike waved her off.
"Naw, my bad I was enthralled in the story, but did you hear about the time she did a quadruple barrel roll and made the cloud look like a donut?" Spike laughed "Oh man that was a good one,"
Scootaloo turned red in the face as she laughed "Yeah, I heard about that one," Scootaloo backed away nervously and Spike waved her away before turning back to Cheerilee. "Why is Spike here?" Scootaloo demanded.
"Oh yeah," Sweetie realized "You haven't talked to him since he gave you that wing pack thing, still adamant you don't have a crush?" Sweetie wiggled her brows and Scootaloo turned away in a huff.
"She so does," Applebloom assured with a smile.
"You two hush up," Scootaloo demanded irritably as Cheerilee began informing them of the plan for the day.
"First we'll be taking a roll call to make sure everyone is present before we assign lunches, your lunch will be marked with your name and be placed in a cooler, the cooler will then be placed in the wagon..."
"That one outside?" Twist asked, pointing in the direction Spike had stashed the broken wagon.
"No Spike here jumped out a second-story window and body-slammed that one,"
"You know out of context that sounds kind of funny," Spike chuckled "But to be fair I got a replacement on its way, should be here soonish, and I managed to catch the eggs too so nothing bad really transpired from the event,"
"What egg?" Scootaloo questioned.
"Oh a bird nested by my window and I accidentally knocked it over, caught the bird eggs but totally body slammed the wagon," Spike laughed as he pulled three small eggs out of nowhere. "That reminds me I better go give these to Fluttershy so she can find their mother," Spike jumped to his feet "Cheerilee the Wagon just arrived, it's by the school gate, Have fun in canterlot gardens, try not to break anything, kay bye," Spike turned into a smoke cloud shaped like himself, then walked out of it waving as walked out the front door, the smoke Spike shrugged and dissipated.
"I wanna learn how to do that," Scootaloo muttered.
"It has no practical uses," Spike called back "It's not worth the effort for a cheap gag," Spike walked away and left Mrs.Cheerilee's class to enjoy their trip to the Canterlot Gardens.
Author's Note
A bit of an odd start I know, but I wasn't gonna just start with Discord, figured a setup chapter or two was necessary
Spike and Pinkie were doing their daily walk down the street to see if anyone suddenly decided they wanted to throw a party. Spike apologized to Carrot top for when he had burnt down her sign when Pinkie stopped walking with him, It took Spike a moment to notice his sister was no longer by his side.
"What did I miss?" He demanded as she shot back and jumped onto her back, Pinkie took a hoof and pointed his face in the right direction, where the two stared in awe at the most majestic thing either of them had ever seen.
"Is that a cloud...made of Cotton candy?" Spike demanded in awe as he looked up at the floating pink confectionary.
"Yes," Pinkie whispered, licking her lips as she looked at it. "So much Cotton Candy," The Cloud began slowly drifting towards Sweet Apple acres, and the duo shot after it. "Come back marvel of nature," Pinkie cried out "We just want to eat you like nature intends we do!" Spike jumped off Pinkie's back and, not having his wing pack, swirled in the air, now aided with balloons he spun his tail and chased after the floating confectionary. using his wrist launchers to try and shoot it out of the air, resulting in him filling it up with mini cupcakes.
"I'm just making it more delicious," Spike cried out in despair before blinking "Wait, that's awesome!" Spike proceeded to unload every cupcake he had on him into the cloud when it suddenly stopped, Spike slammed into it and was stuck like a fly in a web.
"Help," He cried out before taking a bite out of it "No hurry though," Pinkie ran at full sprint and used her tail as a spring to send herself flying at the cloud, striking a superhero pose with one hoof out as she screamed in defiance, she ended up landing with a splat next to Spike.
"This isn't too bad," Pinkie decided as she took a bite of the cloud, only to hear the pitter pater of rain beneath them, the looked down and saw the cloud had begun spewing out Chocolate milk.
"No!" Pinkie and Spike screamed as they began struggling, being stuck on the top neither could get to the chocolate milk, "Somepony help!" Pinkie cried out.
"We're missing the best part!" Spike screamed in horror as he watched all the chocolate milk waste away below them with no one to drink it. "Somepony do something,"
"Coming through," Rainbow shouted as she shot through the cloud and the two fell into a corn crop.
"How long has this been here?" Spike demanded as he looked at Sweet Apple acres large Cornfield. Before Pinkie could try to answer a cotton candy cloud took root above them and began raining chocolate milk and they lost interest in their own questions as they enjoyed the milk, Spike was distracted by his milk drinking when he was buried in popcorn.
"Chocolate Milk Popcorn Party!," He cheered as he spun into a tornado and began ravenously eating the popcorn while Pinkie near drowned herself in the milk, As the Chaos filled Sweet Apple acres Twilight and Owlicious arrived on the scene, Owlicious holding a book while Twilight read though it, Animals were now running around with long hooved legs and the apple trees were buckling with large apples as Twilight blasted the spell to no avail.
"Welp we failed," Owlicious decided as he tossed the book away and partook of the Popcorn.
Twilight shook her head and began instructing her friends on how to clean up the mess, Pretty soon Pinkie stood in a huff as the large animals ate the Cotton Candy Clouds and turned to find Spike and Owlicious eating as much Popcorn as they could shove into their mouths, she was about to join them when Twilight's horn became alight with magic and a scroll materialized in front of them.
"Princess Celestia needs us," Twilight declared, Pinkie turned to Spike and found he and Owlicious were saluting her and she Saluted back before rushing to join her friends in their rush to Canterlot.
"Now what?" Owlicious asked?
"What do you mean now what?" Spike demanded, "Throw those clouds back in the sky and let's have a Chocolate Milk Popcorn Party!"
Spike walked down the road alone, having been asked to leave by Big Mac after half an hour of he, Owlicious, and the mutant animals, eating popcorn and Drinking Chocolate Milk, Owlisious had left with a belly ace and the Animals had been corraled by Big Mac.
Spike whistled as he walked down the street and waved as a laughing pony floated past him, after a moment he stopped in his tracks and looked back in shock.
"I should have put some of that Popcorn in a bag for the walk home," He realized as he continued walking, only to suddenly start slipping on the road, he spun to regain his balance and began skating on the now soap road.
"Man this is a cool day," He decided as he skated down the street merrily only for something to suddenly wrap around his waist and pluck him from the earth.
"What have we here?" Spike looked to the voice and looked at a creature made of multiple creatures "It's not often ponies enjoy my Chaos,"
"Well I'm a Dragon," Spike countered "So ha,"
"Oh, Ha hu?" He asked "Say what might that be?" the creature reached behind Spike and pulled something out of nothing the same way Spike always did, he pulled out a hand puppet shaped like a mare.
"Oh that's my Maud Puppet," Spike said as his tail slunk into it and he made it wave its hooves.
"Hello," Maud's voice greeted, causing the creature to laugh.
"How Bizar," He said as he looked at the puppet wave its hooves "There is no possible way for you to do that with your tail, and here you are doing it anyway,"
"Why thank you," Spike said "I'm Spike, Spike Bolder Pie, and whom might you be?"
"Who Me?" The Creature looked behind him before chuckling "I am Discord, The God of Chaos,"
"God of Chaos?" Spike mumbled for a second "Say did you make those Cotton Candy Clouds?"
"I did indeed," Discord said proudly "Now, I do hate to waste a solid chaotic dragon-like yourself, but I'll be needing your help in staling your friends, and I think I know just how to make you crazy enough to do it," Spike looked at him in confusion before being bopped on the nose, he dropped to the ground and Discord vanished.
"What?" Spike covered his mouth when the voice that came out wasn't his, "Wait," He repeated "No way," Spike attempted to get to his feet and quickly found that he no longer had feet or hands, only hooves. Discord laugh sounded behind him and Spike turned to find a large Mirror, reflected in it was a very familiar mare, But her Mane was now Green, her body Purple, and her dress was now had a red Hawaiian shirt pattern on it, Spike looked to his tail now made of strands of mane, and saw that the Maud Puppet was now a Spike Puppet.
"I'm Maud!" He cried out in glee "All of my dreams have come true," He wobbled around on his four legs, laughing with Maud's voice as he rose his hooves and hit the ground, leaving a crater in his wake with his newfound Pie family strength, the one thing he had never gotten from his family. The Maud-ified Spike began laughing like mad as he was slowly overfilled with Chaotic Energy and began smashing things without thought, laughing madly as he did so.
Discord made a throne in Ponyville's center and took a seat, sighing as he did so "Ah, always nice to meet a fan," He chuckled as Maud-ified Spike picked up a building and chucked it across the ponyville skyline, still laughing like mad. "Now then with that little rapscallion running about waiting for his sister to come home and play, along with little miss Dash off in 'Cloudsdale' I doubt they can touch me," Discord began laughing as only an evil villain could as his plan fell into place.
Discordant-Pinkie Vs Maud-ified Spike
The Town of Ponyville was overflowing with chaos as most of the elements of harmony returned, all but Twilight now in a monotone gray, and Rainbow Dash no longer accompanying them. Twilight very quickly lost track of her friends after an initial failed attempt at Discord, She now walked down the Chaotic roads with Owlisious, trying with all of her might too figure out a plan to bring her friends back around when the ground beneath her hooved began shaking and the entire chunk of land was lifted from the earth, Owlisious quickly caught her and they watched as a mare in a Hawaiian shirt threw the piece of land over her head with one hoof and tossed it over the Ponyville skyline.
"This is getting out of hand," Owlisious noted before spying the puppet on the end of the Mare's tail, seemingly holding on for dear life as she jumped around laughing madly and destroying the ground beneath her as she did so, "Why does that chick have a Puppet of Spike clinging to her,"
"Owlisious now is not the time to try and make sense of our surroundings," Twilight snapped, the stress of the day slowly tearing her up from the inside out "Applejack's a liar, Rarity's in love with a rock, Rainbow Dash is who knows were, Fluttershy is the rudest creature in the world, and Pinkie is acting like she's a pie made from Salt and Vinegar instead of sugar,"
"Ooo, we talking about Pinkie?" Owlisious and Twilight looked to their right where the Strong mare with the Spike Puppet was now floating next to them with the aid of Ballons, the Spike Puppet waved at them and in a very monotoned voice, Spike's voice greeted them.
"oh hey guys, crazy day ain't it?" Owliious quickly snatched the Puppet and Twilight teleported to the soapy roads.
"Spike, buddy he got you too?" The Mare laughed at Owliious like he was mad as the Puppet hung lifeless in his claws.
"Owiliious your crazy bird, that's just the Spike-ified Maud Puppet, it can't really talk, it's just a puppet," As the Mare howled with laughter at the thought of Owliious mistaking the Puppet to be alive, Twilight was stirred on by the name Maud to recognize the mare vaguely.
"Hey, your Pinkie's sister aren't you?" Twilight questioned.
"Don't be silly," Maud-ified Spike laughed back "I'm her brother, I just look like our sister now,"
"Spike!?" Owliious demanded in pure confusion as Maud-ified Spike used her tail to snag the puppet back.
"Obviously," Maud-ified Spike replied as she sunk back to the ground "I met this Chaos dude and he made all my dreams come true,"
"You dream of being your sister!?" Owlisious questioned before looking over the Twilight and cocking his head "Hm... you know I kind of get it,"
"Check it!" Spike cheered as she reared back and slammed the ground with her front hooves, breaking the earth beneath her 'Finally, I have the Pie family Strenght, oh Limestone always said I'd be able to swim through rock like it was water, and I finally can!" Spike rapidly punched through the earth and was gone in a flash, leaving a cartoony trail of upturned soil along the ground above him to leave a visible mark of his travel behind him.
"Oh this just gets worse by the second," Twilight sighed as she looked out across Ponyville, the town a mess of chaos before her, "Can I even do anything without them here to help me!?"
A small handful of Ponyvilles residents were huddled in Sugar Cube Corner, trying to hide from the Chaos erupting across their town.
"Now, now," Mayor Mare said as she hid beneath a table, shaking in fear as she spoke up "Let us remain calm, we have food and shelter, all we have to do is wait for the Elements of Harmony to return and put things back into place,"
"Well, I hope they get back soon," Aloe whispered as she and her sister huddled behind the counter in fear, The Cutie Mark Crusaders and their two bullies could be seen huddling together in one of the booths near the back, having called a truce due to the threat of being driven mad with chaos.
"I'm sure they're all working their hardest to defeat that mishmash of creatures," Scootaloo declared confidently from the center of the huddle "With Rainbow Dash on the case it's only a matter of time until he's six feet under," Scootaloo's passionate declaration was met with a bang as the front door to Sugar Cube Corner Burst open, breaking apart in the process as it had been locked. The Refuges of Ponyville watched in terror as a pony walked in, Lotus however quickly perked up when she recognized who it was.
"Pinkie," She cheered "Oh thank goodness you're ok," the atmosphere grew soft and for a few seconds fear was replaced with relief, their hopes however were squashed when Pinkie merged from the smoke, her entire body monotone, and her face sporting a very Un-Pinkielike expression as she glared at the Ponies in the sweet shop with unadulterated Hatred.
"Oh, look at this, it's a party, what a waste of time and energy," Pinkie walked past Lotus, who had fainted at the words.
"Pinkie," Mrs.Cake said, fear and concern etched across her face as Pinkie glared back at her with an unpleasant look on her face. "What happened to you,"
"I woke up," Pinkie snapped back "I'm just a joke to you ponies, now your all the joke to me, I'm gathering up my belongings and heading back to the rock farm, at least there I won't have to look at anyponies ugly face save for that worthless family of mine," Pinkie took several steps towards the stairs before stopping and looking around angrily "Spike," She yelled out "Get your useless self here now," The Residence watched in terror as Pinkie stood in front of the stairs, staring out at the broken door she had entered, waiting for brother to come to her side and be the tool she needed him to be.
The distant sound of a Mare laughing began filling the air, the longer it went on, the more unhinged the laugh became, and the louder it got. As the Laugh peaked in volume the ground below them began shaking and the Laughing Mare burst forth. leaving a hole in the floor that was comically perfectly shaped like the mare as she walked towards Pinkie.
The Mayor had gathered up the 5 children and had been slowly moving them towards the door while Aloe and the Cakes dragged the unconscious Lotus away from Pinkie, All Ponys Present stopped when Pinkie spoke again.
"Spike why do you look like that?" Pinkie demanded, hostility never leaving her tone as she spoke.
"Chaos is weird," Maud-ified Spike chuckled back "So, what did ya need my help with Sista?"
"No," Aloe cried out as she dropped her Sister "No not my Spike," Aloe began hyperventilating as Pinkie went up the stairs, motioning for Spike to follow her, Maud-ified Spike, however, turned on the spot when the Spike Puppet poked him and he quickly ran to and promptly picked up Lotus, who had been left on the floor as the Cakes tried to calm down Aloe. "Everypony, stand back, she's out for the count," Spike looked at his tale, where the Spike-ified Maud Puppet shrugged at him.
"Try CPR," It recommended calmly.
Aloe's ears immediately went straight up "No, waits she's just-" Aloe watched in abject horror as Spike, without hesitation, showed his lack of understanding of what CPR really meant and began kissing the Unconscious Lotus in a misguided attempt to resuscitate her. After a moment Spike pulled away when she felt breathing and looked at Lotus, who was utterly red-faced at what she had just woken up to.
"CPR Worked," Maud-Spike said in shock as the Puppet nodded.
"Told you," It said casually.
"My first kiss," Lotus said in shock, she smiled slightly before noticing the look of rage on Aloe's face and quickly pulled herself away from Spike. Aloe's anger reached a tipping point when Spike patted Lotus on the back and informed her with a merry tone.
"Oh, no worries it was mine too,"
"I'm gonna kill that Chaos God," Aloe declared with shaking rage as she began frothing at the mouth.
"Spike," Pinkie called out, returning most of the attention of the room to her as she stormed back down the stairs, save for Aloe who was busy coming up with a plan on how she was going to end the God of Chaos "Leave that Exotic mare alone and get over here, we're going home,"
"Pinkie, not to rain on your parade, but we live here," Spike chuckled back. Pinkie walked towards Spike but stopped when a Monotone voice spoke up.
"Your looking Grey today Pinkie," Pinkie shivered and her angry facade gave away briefly to Abject terror as she quickly backed away From Spike.
"Get rid of that Stupid Puppet," Pinkie demanded as the Spike Puppet raised its hand up and began wiggling its tiny fingers toward Pinkie.
"I love you Pinkie," The Spike-ified Puppet said before Pinkie rushed forward and smacked the puppet away from Spike's tail.
"Oh, why do you always do tha-" Spike's complaint was put on hold when Pinkie turned and punched her brother as hard as she could in the face, Spike was sent flying into, and subsequently threw, the front window of the store.
"Shut up," Pinkie said, now seething with unfocused rage "That stupid Puppet is staying here, now pick up your broken carcass, get upstairs, and pack, we are going back Home to the rock farm," Pinkie watched as Spike got himself up and trotted in through the broken front door. Pinkie pointed behind her towards the stairs "Go, Now," Spike began walking past Pinkie as she looked over at the Cakes," What? You got a Problem wit-"
Pinkie was harshly pulled away from her own sentence as Spike somehow used his hooves to grab hold of Pinkie's Tail and began spinning in Place, Spike Spun until he and Pinkie were just a Grayscale Tornado before launching her back out the door she had broken and using his momentum to shoot out after her at high speeds, just as Pinkie hit the Building across the street Spike hit her in the belly at full force and the two flew through the building. Spike landed on his feet and Pinkie skidded across the ground, sliding to a stop, Pinkie feebly got to her hooves as she used all her willpower not to spit up her own lunch.
"Tha's...not possible," She managed to say as she fell back to the ground, "My Pinkie Sence...why didn't it warn me," Spike chuckled as he merrily skipped over to Pinkie, and produced the Spike-ified Maud Puppet from the strands of his tail. The Puppet drew in close to Pinkie and whispered to her in its emotionless tone.
"I retconned it," The Puppet said simply.
"You...you can't..."
"Not forever," The Puppet agreed "but anything is possible when you're overflowing with Chaotic Power," The Puppet began waving its fingers at Pinkie as Spike put her hoof on top of Pinkie's head and pushed her into the dirt.
"You might be stronger than Spike, but I'm not Spike, I'm Maud now," Maud smiled at the statement as she picked up her sister "Come on now Pinkie, Smile for your favorite Sister," Maud chuckled as she cocked back her hoof and aimed it at Pinkie "If you won't smile I'll force you to," She warned before spotting a purple light "What the heck is-" Maud was hit full in the face by a blast of purple magic and sent flying into the distance, leaving the Spike Puppet to Spin in the air before shrugging and falling softly to the ground. Maud-ified Spike was laughing madly as she flew through the air.
"Look at me I can fly," She cheered before slamming into yet another budling that turned into a flat cardboard cut out as soon as she hit it.
Pinkie sat up and winced slightly before noticing her friends. "Oh, look who's back," Pinkie just managed to roll her eyes before Applejack held her down and Twilight pressed her horn to her head. After a Second Pinkie Pie bounced back to her hooves, her body devoid of any damage "Retcon," She declared before pointing at Maud-ified Spike "Ha, I can do that to you stupid cursed doll,"
"Isn't that your sister?" Applejack asked when she got a good look at Maud as she howled with laughter "The Haywaiin shirt is a little weird but-"
"Oh no that's Spike," Pinkie said casually before whistling to get her sibling's attention "Hey Spike, you should throw Discord a Chaos Party," Spike stared at Pinkie for a few seconds before letting out a howl of laughter.
"That's a great idea, I'm gonna throw a Pie in his face," Maud merrily skipped over to Pinkie and used her tail to pick up the Spike puppet, Pinkie shivered slightly as the puppet waved to her.
"See you at the party," Spike's emotionless voice called out from it, The Spike Puppet waved a tiny handkerchief as a farewell and Maud-ified Spike slammed face-first into the earth and rushed away.
"Chocolate rain isn't worth it," Pinkie decided the second Spike was gone "Let's go squash that Draconawhatsit,"
"Draconequus," Twilight corrected, earning a laugh from Pinkie. "And we still need to find Rainbow Dash,"
"That's such a silly word," Pinkie giggled.
Aloe lay on the ground in front of Sugar Cube Corner, The Cakes and the rest of the group had changed tactics and were now taking shelter in the store's walk-in fridge, Lotus was watching her sister from the other side of the broken window.
"You're mad," Lotus decided.
"Not. At. You," Aloe stated, doing her best not to sound angry as she spoke. Lotus simply frowned at the response, "OK I'm a little mad at you, but I'm smart enough to know you didn't actively try to steal a kiss.
"My first kiss," Lotus noted, as she looked wistfully out at the chaotic world surrounding them. "It was...nice,"
"Making it worse," Aloe barked back angrily before feeling the ground shake slightly, Aloe lay on the ground and shut her eyes as Spike popped out of the ground.
"Discord did not like my party," Spike noted merrily before noticing Aloe and quickly picking her up "Everypony stand back, she's out for the count!"
"Quickly, use CPR," The Spike puppet cried out without any noticeable emotional standing about the matter. Aloe smiled as she waited for her moment to come.
Before Spike could do anything a bright Rainbow lit up the center of Ponyville.
"Hu?" Spike turned to it as the light seemingly exploded and sent out a shockwave across all of Equestria. Aloe instantly felt the hooves holding her turn into hands and opened her eyes as Spike looked at the Maud puppet on his tail. He stared at it without saying anything before it pointed at him.
"Wait, you don't know CPR," It noted calmly. Spike immediately turned red and turned to Lotus, who was looking out at him from inside the now undamaged Sugar Cube Corner.
"Oh Sweet Celestia I kissed Lotus," Spike realized before hooved wrapped around his neck.
"And now you're kissing me," Aloe demanded before pulling Spike in "Give me some sugar lover boy," Spike Failed to reply to Aloe as she pulled him into a kiss and quickly down to the ground, the Maud Puppet rose above them both and put it's felt hooves to its face.
"That's kind of Hot," She noted blandly.
"Did that thing just speak on its own?" Lotus demanded as she backed away from the Window, now slightly scarred Lotus watched as the Puppet turned to look at her and held a hoof to its face to shush her before it was pulled away as Aloe and Spike began rolling in the dirt.
Author's Note
I'm so sorry, This chapter was finished months ago and I totally forgot to Publish it. My bad peeps
