How Did I Get Here, Seriously?

It's been two weeks now since you and Twilight... did that, and it's really starting to put a toll on your brain. You got a fucking pony pregnant in a world you want to leave as soon as possible. God fucking dammit.

Twilight has taken it much better than you, but she's still acting awkward with you. It isn't that surprising, but it makes things difficult for you as you really need to talk to her about what you're going to do about this situation, but maybe it's good that she's acting awkward because quite honestly, you're torn internally about this.

You've always wanted a kid. It was always a dream that you only really told your closest friends, and it's always seemed out of reach. Now, you have a chance at raising one with somepony that you really like, in a world that's much happier than Earth.

But, at the same time... you desperately want to go home. It's been so long since you've seen your parents and siblings, shit you even miss work right now! But, you can't just leave Twilight as a single mother, so what the hell CAN you do?

Oh yeah, then there's the part this changes the ENTIRE FUTURE. Who knows what will happen now that Twilight is going to have a kid, the entire universe could collapse for all you know! But then again, there's the chance that almost nothing will change, so... there's that, I guess.

Anyhow, you're currently researching like usual. You still just cannot for the life of you figure out how you got here and how to get back. It's to the point that you're almost considering blowing up Canterlot just to find some kind of evidence of how you got here. Almost.

You stand up from the table, rubbing your tired eyes. You walk to the front door and step out, deciding to go on a bit of a nature walk. You step into the Everfree Forest, casting a spell that creates an invisible shield around you. Don't want another situation like the cockatrice, after all.

You take a few moments to take in the beauty of the plants and stuff around you. Sure, it's plenty less pretty and safe than every other forest in Equestria, but that's sort of what makes it beautiful. It's almost like you're back home, really.

Home... you never liked cities, honestly. They're so crowded and there's concrete everywhere, you've never seen how people find them elegant and nice. Makes you glad you were raised in a home that was right next to a forest. You always loved going in there and exploring, it was so peaceful and nice to look at the birds and the trees... hell, there was even a river nearby, so you also sometimes fished from it. Never caught anything though, despite the large amount of fish in it. Just not your strong suit, I suppose.

Speaking of which, you come across a young river, which you're pretty sure is the one seen in the 2nd episode of the show. You decide to sit down by it, continuing your thoughts back to Twilight.

You never would've thought you'd end up fucking a cartoon horse. Not only that, but get her pregnant. God, why did you say YES? This is the last thing you need, having a crush on a horse you've watched since childhood and getting her pregnant while trying to get home. If your family ever found our about this, you'd be getting a few restraining orders for sure.

Well, at least there's one thing to be happy about, you suppose. If you can't ever get home, you'll at least have something... that's good, right? You'll have a kid, at least. You never admitted this to anyone, but you've entertained the thought of having a kid someday for a good few years now. So, you have this to look forward to, I suppose.

You look into your reflection, noticing how terrible your mane is right now. Your bangs are nearly covering your eyes, and your beard is getting a bit long... actually, the beard kind of suits you. You have always wanted to try out a long beard.

You then look into your own eyes, feeling a bit confused at how... old they look. You've had a lot of stress since coming here, and this situation now, to put it lightly, fucking sucks.

You sigh, sitting down and using your magic to have a pair of headphones appear on your head. You start to listen to... hey, this is Weezer! Haven't listened to them in way too long!

Hm... it's been too long since you've had a relaxing day. At least on Earth you could talk to someone, here the only ponies you've talked to a lot here are Applebloom, who is a child so you can't really vent to her, and Twilight, who you don't want to be near right now. Perhaps you need a holiday... yeah, that sounds good, a holiday! Finally, a good idea!