"In an effort to recover the past so that the events of this century not be repeated by our descendants, I Twilight Sparkle, have taken it upon myself to restore and record the ancient teachings of one Starswirl the Bearded.

"Within these Dicentis Lapia, or Speaker Stones for the modern pony, is the final recordings of this great and wise stallion. May his words guide us in understanding, and teach us lessons that have been lost to our Foremothers.

"Yes, Starlight, I do believe it should be done this way.

"No, I don't believe it is too grandiose....There are plenty of lessons we can learn from the past!

"Why would you even say that?! He is not some DUSTY MUMMY!

*loud zapping noises*

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