Adagio Dazzle. Once upon a time, the leader of the Sirens-- A trio of silken-voiced seductresses who led their lives with a song that could make even the hardest-hearted hero bow and bask in their beauty. She lived like a queen, once-- Peeled grapes and all, her every whim tended to at the beck and call of another...

...And then some teenager shattered her crystal, and her voice couldn't even breach a falsetto. With the option to just tell rich people to donate to the Dazzlings gone, there's nothing more for it: She had to get a job.

And where better for a siren to work than the Siren?

(Adagio vector used in the cover art is done by NadiPonyArtist on Deviantart! <3)