"Is it like an all you can eat seafood buffet-OhGodDon'tCallMeSpeciesist-or what?"
Sonata Dusk stifled a laugh, in the sense that her closed fist pressed against her nose stifled much of anything. "What do we do when the three of us want to eat the others out?"
"Yes, we'll translate Sunset's rather bold and unbecoming of a debutante question, to that," Adagio declared, her voice dropping an octave.
Having mouthed 'What the actual fuck' in tandem with Aria Blaze, Justice exchanged wild smiles with the woman wearing the heavy metal stars. Aria raised a mug of something dark and foamy. Justice was more than happy to clink what looked like a sunset in a stout rocks glass against it as the two honored the boldness of their co-wife.
Cheeks blazing crimson from having asked, Sunset Shimmer smiled awkwardly, "Inquiring minds want to know!"
Kicking her legs slightly, paying no mind to the fact that her striped robin egg blue and white panties were on display, Sonata grinned, "Well, I personally fill a water bottle and grab an armful of dildos."
A cheerful feminine voice belonging to an aquamarine beauty wearing a maroon trench coat called out, "She's very easy to find when she does that."
"Can confirm," a soothing robotic voice called out. "She is as easy to find as a giant box set out to capture predators."
"Thank you, Dawn!" Sunset called out, laughter in her voice.
"I'm not responsible for her!" Actual Mad Scientist Twilight Sparkle cried.
"I supposedly am!" added the aquamarine woman. "But I'm certain I'm powerless to stop her."
"Don't say that, step-mother Vengeance Omega! Mother Alpha and Mother Omega bend to your machinations!"
"Of which I have none!" Vengeance exclaimed.
Justice managed a boyish grin, his lips shifting blue whiskers. He raised his hand, "Hi! Inquiring mind here. Can I get anyone a stiff beverage?"
Adagio Dazzel swayed a few steps forward and wafted her hands under the chins of Sunset and Justice, almost like she was greeting pets. "My, my! Well Someones are certainly having fun at the party. Justice, I think everyone could use a whiskey cocktail. Sunset, thank you for adding even more sexy to the party at the evil sea dwelling, hot as the devil's kiss, vile temptress party."
Sunset put a hand on her hip and struck a seductive pose. "You're welcome."
"Apple for dramatic effect incoming," Justice exclaimed from the kitchen.
Adagio reached up a palm to effortlessly catch the apple that was gentle lobbed in her direction. She took a bite, wishing she had a pirate hat with massive feathers to adjust as juice from the fruit ran down the sides of her mouth.
Smirking devilishly at Sunset Adagio couldn't help but chuckle audibly when a quick call of "Second apple for dramatic effect incoming!" sounded out.
Sunset caught the thrown fruit in mid-air and took her own bite, she adjusted her invisible tricorn hat causing Adagio to jaunty pull on the rim of her wide brimmed bicorn hat.
"You know I've captured all kind of things with a dildo trail," Sonata said. "Mostly children and dogs… Adults don't like picking up random dildos from the ground for some reason."
"There loss," Aria slugged Adagio in the shoulder, "Right, Dagi?"
"Aria, I would happily pick the biggest, blackest one to beat you to d we death with."
"Oooh, Lock - Stocked…" she squinted "Hey, media Beas!"
Roughly the entire party skipped a beat and acknowledged Aria, many with calls of "Yo!" "Yeah, dude?" And "Speaking?"
"Uuuh… does someone get beaten to death with a dildo in Lock-Stock, or was that Snatch?"
"Lock-Stock!" Dawn answered helpfully. "Snatch is where Brad Pitt is a [slur deleted] and punches people."
"Thanks, Dawn!" Aria replied.
"Seriously tho," Sonata said, wondering where her drink was. "If I want to eat out Aria or Adagio, I usually just get on my knees and get my tongue all up in them."
Sunset felt a slight tingle below her waist and her right leg twitched, "Okay, that I've witnessed."
"The word you're looking for is 'experienced'!" Justice bus threw from the kitchen.
"Shut up, hubby! I'm playing being the innocent, borderline chaste one!"
"...But Wallflower, though!"
"Not dignifying that with an answer!" Wallflower Blush exclaimed, accidently dignifying the implication that she was faking an innocent and pure demeanor.
Rainbow Dash, who was having a conversation with Wallflower that involved Rainbow rubbing her leg between Wallflowers blinked once and continued, "So anyways, we could probably kidnap Flash and Flare while no one was looking. I mean, we could at least score arguably the cutest chick here and a preemo source of dick…"
Wallflower, already grinning devilishly leaned closer to Rainbow and began scheming in her ear, dark green lips practically nibbling at an excited sky blue lobe.
Adagio sighed, "I have very serious wardrobe conundrums on Tuesdays."
"I just usually go skirt or pants if I'm driving that day or not," Aria chirped.
Justice strolled back in, his black trench coat swaying back and forth and tray of rocks glasses at the ready. "Hi, I heard a joke about potential vehicular homicide and am here with a tray full of pour decisions. What I'd miss?"
Whiskey sour cooling her hand, Sunset turned to answer, but Sonata beat her by answering, "I'm telling all the people here who live with me that sometimes I get in moods where I greet them by a surprise knob polishing."
Justice presented is glass for a toast and was rewarded with clinking glasses while he asked and took a quick glance at his watch. "What day is it?"
"Taco Tuesday!" exclaimed Sonata. She looked down at Justice's crouch then back up to the long-haired, bearded trench coat wearing wizard's face. "My, my lover. What accessible pants you have!"
Before Justice could get so much as a glance to confirm he was wearing cargo pants; Sonata was on her knees, nose to zipper practically, and undid the button and zipper with one hand as she held onto her drink with the other.
"Uh, the better to get partially undressed with, my dear."
Snaking her hand into the hole in Justice's boxers, sporting black scales against navy blue, she quickly fished out both his cock and balls. "My, my lover. What tragically blue balls you have!" She said, her eyes giving them an appreciative glance as she tipped the increasingly hard shaft and gave the balls a lick.
"The better to be statistically… uh… made love to more than other chaps, my dear!"
Sonata laughed like a heyena and stood up to kiss Justice and stroke Sunset's chin, the fire-headed girl watching Sonata and Justice with marked interest. She flashed indigo eyes at Sunset, "You trained him well."
Sunset rolled her eyes and quaffed her drink. "Baebee, he trained me well."
"Hi, actual goddesses!" Justice replied, standing right next to the clandestine exchange. "My ego is retiring. You know, at least until the force calls it back in for whatever it is entire police departments can't handle but don't want to call the mil--"
"Shutting Hubby up with a bj!" Announced Sonata as she lowered herself back onto her knees.
Sunset saluted her, "Goodluck! I was enjoying the Red Robbin...er Red Ridding Hood bit."
"OH, Justice!" Sonata crowed, "What a big throbbed manhood you have!"
"Why, the better to tickle your tonsils with my dear!"
Sonata quickly put her drink down as she accepted and even guided Justice's full length past her lips, over her tongue, and into her throat. Justice instinctively grasped to his drink with a vice's grip as Sonata worked her head back and forth, her hands reaching up to play with his balls.
Aria sighed, "My turn, I guess," she said, "So if Sonata and Adagio are sitting around like half-deflated balloons, I tend to drag them both to the same room, sometimes the same couch and peal off their lower layers until I can get fingers up in their clams. Make outs ensue." Already enjoying the collection of interested and excited faces, Aria added, "After a few minutes of that, I smear their vag juices over the other ones mouths, go down for a dual serving of chowder and come back up to find they can't get enough of each other's tongues."
Her lips traveling up the fully erect, azure shafts Sonata stopped deap throating the penis in front of her to glare up at Aria with indignant indigo eyes and hiss out, "Harlot!"
Adagio sighed smiling as Sunset and Justice broke into a laughing fit.
"Aria's strategy does usually end with the three of us in a heap," Adagio drowled as she gently swirled her glass. She squinted as she searched her memory and Sonata took a sip of her drink, kissed Justice's tip, wrapped her lips around it, and began feeling up Sunset's legs with her left hand.
Sunset, much like her hubby, was happily pretending they were having a normal conversation at your average party of people not having sex in front of others. Especially the part where they were, in fact, those people having sex in front of their guests.
Of which most they fucked at some point or another.
What would the neighbors think?
Specifically, what would they think about her soaking wet panties being removed by two blue hands from two separate spouses.
Someone please mail the neighbors my wet panties with a short letter asking them what they think and where's their fucking hardest button to button.
Adagio glanced down, face pinched with the spice of a smile. "Aria, freshen this up, will you?" She handed Aria her half finished drink.
Grumbling about missing the show, Aria strolled into the kitchen and opened the fridge.
Adagio's smile went super nova, "When I want to get Aria wet, I put my hair up in cinnamon buns and greet her with 'Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"
"Damnit, Dagi!" Aria exclaimed. "These two won't shut up about Star Wars as it is!"
Justice let out a "Umuu~" partially from the conversation, mostly because he was cumming to Sonata's dual suction and whiskey up your urethra lick action.
Sunset started panting, also at the thought of Star Wars based sexy escapades. Sonata was excitedly plunging up into her with three fingers while Justice worked her nipples, having slipped a hand up from under her shirt and gently rubbing her areolas after delving his fingers between her breasts and scarlet bra.
His rubbing and tweaking hit a crescendo as he cried "Kampai, luvs!" and drained his drink.
Sonata wrapped up by getting to her feet, pressing on Sunset's g-spots and pressing her lips against the surprised orange skinned woman's face.
Sunset was treated to the familiar taste of whiskey and her hubby's cummies. Oh, he kissed her with a mouth full of whiskey.
Yeah, that'll do…
Sunset let out a breath like her soul going for a post coutis cigarette as Justice kept her upright and Sonata rubbed her insides like she was scrubbing a bottle.
And then she started moaning when Sonata started sucking her clit like the girl needed a second.
"I heard Sunset moan like she might die," Rarity announced as she sashayed next to Adagio. "I'm here to watch and possibly offer funeral arrangements."
"Good! Justice said as he hid his body behind Sunset's long enough the a audibly 'Zzzziiiiip' "She's hotter than the fires on this planet and I figure I'll die of a broken heart if she passe‐-"
"This fucked up conversation is getting me exactly where I don't want to be!"
Sonata announced, her smile cracking slightly.
There was a beat of silence and Rarity cleared her throat as Sunset's geod flashed and her, Justice's, and Sonata's eyes all glowed blinding white as they were treated to a roller coaster of mood whiplash.
Rarity swirled her white wine. "Sorry, I'm a little put out with Sunset, but uh… are we-ahem-fillimg dance cards or erm…" she looked over the visibly worked up but fully clothed siren. "Something else?"
"What exactly is your damage?' Aria asked casually as she handed Adagio her drink, ice and fizz having been added. "Also, when you three get back from magical lala-can't-hear-you land, I threw together some old fashions with whatever was in the kitchen."
There was a series of trance like thumbs up as glasses were finished and held out to a smirking Aria. "Yo, Rares--"
"I was about to answer your delightfully un-ladylike question, Darling," Rarity answered coldly.
"Well glance at Adagio a sec and help me carry these drinks."
Rarity did as asked and was treated to a wink from an amethyst eye as Adagio drained her drink and handed it to Rarity. Rarity gave Adagio a sideways smirk, bounced her long curl with a palm and collected the glass, finishing her drink off as well.
She danced through the group into the 'no surface left uncluttered' kitchen. Aria took Rarity's glasses and opened up a half filled dishwasher where the rocks glass and wine glass were stashes. "Alright, Rares." Aria produced two pony shot glasses out of the coral reaf of glasses and food items that was the kitchen and filled them with vodka. She handed a shot to Rarity. "Spill, what did Sunset do?"
"Or are you jealous she lives with us?" Sonata asked between breathy huffs.
"Darling! I'm talking to Aria!" exclaimed Rarity. She took the shot, prompting Aria to do the same. Rarity let out a few dainty coughs electing a devilish smirk from Aria as the sirens thighs parted slightly.
Rarity sighed. "I think we're fighting."
Aria blinked a few times then nodded in understanding. "Alright, well hopefully this is the mood you want to talk this out." She handed Rarity a couple drinks. "Let's get your girl slightly more liquored up for this."
"Uh erm… Justice is actually far more closer to 'my girl' then Sunny…"
Aria, masterfully holding onto four cups, blazed past Rarity. "I know what I said."
End chapter 1
