My name is Isaac, but my friends call me Zayle (My online name), I am a less-than-average human being; I'm not good at anything in particular, I have no friends, my family hates me, and I'm a general nuisance to most people. Life isn't the best, I work a crappy job in a crappy town, I get beat up a lot for being the weaker person in the neighbourhood, and I can't seem to keep a relationship to save my life. So what's a man to do when he is contacted by a Goddess and taken to the world of the a the only thing that makes him happy; Equestria? Well...He goes, of course! Not only does he get to go to Equestria, but in order to save the world from a threat of unholy proportion, he obtains god powers!

[Inspired by Mister Horncastle's The Titan's Orb Series]