Pinkie's Polish Adventures

"I'm 95% WHAT?!" Pinkie shouted her question at Twilight.

"You are 95% Polish Pinkie," Twilight calmly replied, "Well kind of, you are 25% Belarusian, but they are kind of a mix of Polish and Russian people, so I counted that as 95% Polish", Sporkle said as she was looking through her notes. "Aaand you are also... 5% Danish? It's not even a real country. I think I've made a mistake in my calculations somewhere...."

But Pinkie was already gone by the time Twilight finished talking.

"I'MPOLISHI'MPOLISHI'MPOLISH OMIGOSHOMIGOSH!" Ponk excited noises.

To say that Pinkie was excited would be an understatement. Although she didn't even know what that meant, so she just spent half an hour jumping around Ponyville pointlessly. Somehow she ended up in Ponyville's trainstation.

When she got to the trainstation she immediately jumped into a first train, since as you know every train leads you wherever you want them to go. But as she got on her seat, she noticed a familiar face...

"DISCORD!" pinkie shouted very loudly. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?"

"HEE HEE HEE HA" Discord laughed at Pinkie's question suspicously. "My 'dear' Pinkie Pie, as I have recently learned you are Polish, and me being Russian means that I have no other choice, but to kill you"

After those words hit Ponk's ears, she quickly deflated and became very sad.

"Don't be sad just yet," Discord tried to cheer her up a bit, "I'm not a ruthless murderer, that's just not my style, I want to play a game with you, instead of killing you outright."

"WE ARE GONNA BE PLAYING THE 'FIELD OF WONDERS' (which is just russian 'Wheel of Fortune' rip off )" Discord announced loudly, "Spin the wheel Yakubovich!"

As the wheel spun Pinkie quickly went back to her regular 'bouncy' self, and as the wheel came to the stop it landed on...

"CAR!!!" Discord announced in his nonexistent microphone, "Bring out the car ladies"

Just like Discord said, not even a second late 4 mares brought a car on their backs from the neighbouring railway carriage.

"Here you go Pinkie! You won the newest BMW x7 Toyota edition!"

The appeared out of nowhere audience cheered just as Discord was gifting Pinkie her brand new car, Some members of the crowd even threw some flowers at him.

"Thank you, thank you." Discord addressed all the cheering. "Pinkie, congratulations, you have won the 'FIELD OF WONDERS'! That means you are free to go!"

Audience started cheering even harder than before.

"YAY!" Pinkie cheered.

"That means you are free to go." said Discord.

So Pinkie exited the train and finally got to Poland. That's where her adventure really begun.