A Honest Mistake, Fueled By Cocaine and Ecstasy (Not the Drug)
Twilight had been tending to her duties as princess when Applejack burst through the doors with an IV bag.
"What in the tarnation were you doing fucking on your balcony, Twilight!?" Applejack asked with a harsh tone.
"Oh! Applejack, I see your out of the hospital. How are your lungs doing by the by?" Twilight asked facetiously.
"They're fine, no thanks to you and your fuckbuddy earlier. I nearly died, Twilight! If it weren't for Big Mac I would've drowned!"
"If it weren't for Duke I would have dried up! A mare has needs, and sometimes those needs are 26 inches of cock slammed right up your coochie. What were you doing in that tub, anyway?"
"Well, I was obviously-"
Suddenly, a big crash through the windows distracted the two friends with benefits, alerting them to Rainbow Dash's presence.
"That wasn't very dashing of you, Rainbow" Twilight said with a shit eating grin at the shit joke she made.
"Why hasn't anypony told me I had this dildo strapped to me for the last 2 weeks!?" Rainbow Dash chucked the massive phallus at Twilight, which she easily dodged.
"Well most of us thought it was the most hilarious shit ever, but Rarity thought it was some new fashion trend and now half of her dresses have dicks the size of Big Mac's cock attached to them." Twilight answered
"I wouldn't mind getting Dash in bed with one of them dresses..." Applejack added.
"What?"
"What?"
Twilight moved on, not wanting to open than can of rainbows and lucky charms right now "Anyway, we need to find somepony for Pinkie Pie, she's down bad."
"Well maybe if she wasn't so focused on fucking every stallion and mare in a 30 mile radius she would have somepony to give her a good time!" Applejack suggested with all the subtlety of an oiled up Florida man high on bath salts.
"Well maybe if her type wasn't getting dicked down by ponies dressed up in a khaki colored shirt and a bolo tie, she could work off some of her pent up aggression!" Twilight clapped back with the all the grace of a sloth with scoliosis.
"Ladies ladies, calm down, we all love each other, no need to one up each others accomplishments and kinks now." Rainbow Dash got between the two before things could escalate into a steamy, sweaty mess of limbs and moaning, but her efforts were to little, to late.
"Dash, I bet that bitches pussy over there is looser than an experienced Manehattan whore's." Applejack instigated.
"Applejack, I bet your gash is drier than James Corden's comedy!" Twilight insinuated
"Oh you take that back you 5 bit whore!"
"Make me, you hillbilly, cousin fucking bitch!"
The dynamic duo sat in silence for a couple of seconds, Rainbow Dash having fucked off after she got cucked by Twilight.
"Meet me back at the ranch in 3o minutes with a bolo tie and 3 bricks of coke."
"I'll do it in 20, farmgirl."
"Ægh!"
Rainbow fucked off to Sugarcube Corner for a plain vanilla bean milkshake.
Don't even with that bullshit right now reader, I know what your thinking, and it's just a normal vanilla bean milkshake, so get that shit out of your head, you sick fuck.
Pinkie Pie came over to deliver the thick load of milkshake. "Hey Rainbow Dash, what's got you down, silly goose?"
Rainbow Dash took the shake and sucked the gooey white liquid into her mouth before swallowing it whole, sticking her tongue out at the odd taste and looking up at Pinkie Pie who was standing over her, expectantly.
"Hold on, did you guy's switch over to almond milk or something?"
"Yupperino! Does it taste bad?"
"Not really, just a bit different. Here, try some." Rainbow dash flew up in the air shaking the mug with both hooves to get the viscous white fluid to fall into Pinkie's open waiting mouth below, missing a little and landing a bit around Pinkie's face.
"Oh, I'm sorry, Pinkie! I'll try to aim better next time."
"Don't you worry Dashie, can't expect all my friends to be perfect shots! So, what had you down earlier?"
"Oh, yeah. Applejack decided to fuck Twilight today."
Twilight flew over to to the Apple Family Ranch and knocked on the door. Twilight had waited for 20 extra minutes just so her little orange applefucker was all sweaty and annoyed, just the way she liked it. Big Mac came to the door instead, however, and looked at Twilight with a disappointed expression.
"What do you need, Twilight, I won't let you take Applejack right after you done nearly killed her."
"Well, Lil' Dickintosh, your sister is the one who called me over, so get played, lil colt."
Twilight and Big Mac stared at each other intensely until they heard a bunch of things being thrown around upstairs, making them turn over to see Applejack dressed up in a Prench maid outfit with clown makeup on, making Twilight weak at the knees.
"You the bolo tie and the cocaine, right?"
"Got Big Bertha, too."
"Get up here, big girl, I'm gonna fuck you so hard you won't be able to sit down for a week."
Twilight looked over to Big Mac and closed his now agape mouth. "Watch out Lil Dick, somebody might take advantage if you leave it open like that."
"All right Applejack, listen to me here, you gotta put the cocaine on Big Bertha before you stick it up my ass, not the other way around." Twilight said with her bolo tie fastened around her neck.
Applejack had already done some preliminary zig zags before she even got back into her room, so progress was slow at first, but she was having time of her fuckin life despite it. "Don't boss me around, Merlin, I know how to pull a sword out of a stone!"
"What the hell, is that shit spiked, Applejack?"
"WHOO MAMA!!!" and with that, Twilight received such a thrust of cocaine straight up her ass, that she started howling like a pack of Timberwolves in heat. Applejack joined in, naturally, as one should when one's sexual partner starts yelling like a magical amalgamation of sticks and leaves that's about to give birth to more magical amalgamations of sticks and leaves.
Apple Bloom had been working out watering the flowers when she heard the Timberwolves calling out from the Everfree Forest and rushed inside to get Granny Smith to hide in the basement with her to hide, but when she got inside, Granny Smith was already in a frenzy looking for her.
"Apple Bloooom!!! The Timberwolves are a'comin and it ain't Zap Apple season!"
"Granny Smith, we gotta get Applejack and Big Mac!"
"No, Apple Bloom, there isn't enough time! We have to mooooove!!!"
Apple Bloom and Granny Smith ran down through the cellar door and locked it behind them.
They began to hear the screams and moaning of the two mares above, making Apple Bloom cry "There getting torn apart up there, Granny Smith!"
Granny Smith pulled Apple Bloom into a reassuring hug "There there, Apple Bloom, your safe now, Granny Smith won't let no Timberwolf hurt my grandfoal"`
"What about Applejack and Big Mac, Granny?"
"Weak, like your parents."
"Oh yes, Applejack, buck me like you fuck your apples! YES OOAOAoAoaoOAAO!!!"
"Twilight your so flexible! Lord have mercy! OAOOaoaoaoOOAoOoaoaO!!!"
The two sat looking at each other, having both climaxed at the same time, breathing heavily as the sun set beyond the horizon.
"I love you Twilight."
"I love you too, Applejack."
FIN
Author's Note
DM me if you found any typos so I won't fix them.
