Borderlands Equestria Girls: The Road to Revenge

by Dalek-Galvo

Rating: mature
Tags: Adagio Dazzle, Sunset Shimmer, Profanity, Adventure, Violence, Twilight Sparkle (EqG), Crossover, Death, Alternate Universe, Gore, Original Character, Pinkie Pie (EqG), Dark, Equestria Girls
Length: 1192

The Road to revenge is one tainted with Blood, and soon, A Certain Handsome fellow is going to learn what that means.

Everyone has beared a grudge once in a while, but in the case of people, such as Hyperion or Atlas, it's personal. As a new group of Vault-Hunters, each with their own personal vendettas come together to join the Crimson Raiders to stop Handsome Jack from using The Vault Key to Awaken The warrior.

Published 2022-01-30 11:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2022-01-30 11:40:01 UTC

Vault Hunter Origin #1: The Tragic, Bloody, and Badass Origin of Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi).

(Audio Tape #1) (Beginning audiotape in 3...2...1)
"Where am I? How are you, people? Where's my Mom and Dad?" Twilight asked the Hyperion officials

"Hold it with the questions sweet face, you're giving me a migraine," Handsome Jack said. "Oh, about your parents, you're going to be seeing them real soon, so do me a favor and keep your mouth zipped until I get the surprise ready."

"No! I want my mom and dad. LET GO OF ME!" Twilight pleaded.

"I SAID FOR YOU TO SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE!" Handsome Jack roared Now just get in the experimentation chamber.

(End of Audio Tape)

(Audio Tape #2) (Beginning AudioTape in 3...2...1)

"Starting Experiment of Twilight Sparkle delivered by the Hyperion Liaison known as...Hell-Hide," One of the scientists said.

"Can someone tell me why she is screaming like she's in complete agony?" Handsome Jack asked. "It shouldn't hurt that much. Man, what a baby, but hey, what can I expect from bandit scum like her."

"Eridium Experimentation is complete sir," Dr. Samuels said.

"Ahh, good good. Let her out, let her out," Handsome Jack said.

"It hurts, It hurts so much. Why are you doing this to me?

"Well, now that you were such a trooper during that whole ordeal, I think it's about time that we get to see your parents," Jack said.

"Really?" Twilight asked with a happy look on her face.

"Ahh yeah sweet face, come follow me," Handsome Jack said.

(End of audiotape)

(AudioTape #3) (Beginning AudioTape in 3...2...1)

"MOMMY! DADDY!" Twilight said as she ran to her parents.

"OH MY GOD, Twilight. I'm so glad you're ok. Did Jack hurt you?" Velvet said to her daughter

"Hey hey hey, I never said that you could talk. I was only here so you could have your sweet little reunion with your kid. And now that that's done and over with (Looks at Hyperion attack robots), Kill them! (Attack bots shoot Twilight Velvet down).

"MOMMY!" Twilight screamed.

"YOU BASTARD," Night-Light said as he tried to attack Jack, but was then killed by Wilhelm.

"DADDY, NOOOO!" Twilight screamed in terror as she started to burst into tears.

"Wow, that was real messy." Handsome Jack said as he grabbed Twilight by her neck. "You see little girl, you and your parents are bandit filth, and it's my job to do away with bandit scum like you," Handsome Jack said. Hey Wilhelm, traq her."

"Understood," Wilhelm said as Twilight was then hit from behind by tranquilizer.

Poor Poor Twilight had to then suffer 3 grueling years of abuse as the Hyperion scientists kept on injecting constant amounts of Eridium into her body, she had kept on screaming until one day, she stopped screaming and had finally submitted.

The over amounts of Eridium in her body had made her body start to mutate, as her finger nails had turned into short serrated claws and other Eridium crystals shown coming out of her body, even her blood had turned into Eridium.

Clerical Trial-Run Eridium Experiment #259, Name: Twilight Sparkle, confirmed." An Intercom said. "Due to precedent of subject, Further Experimentation on Test Subject #259 had been cancelled, permission granted by Handsome Jack to move her to quarantine facility In the Southern Shells on Pandora. Slag Levels on Subject: Over 100%, Subject has been seen as mute, but keep trained fire-arms at her at all times."

Once the scientists got to her cell, they saw Twilight sitting motionless in her cell staring at the ground with emotionless eyes, her test subject gown was in tethers, and since she was starving, she was bone thin.

"Twilight, you're being moved," Dr. Samuels said. "You're going to be coming with these nice men."

Twilight only got up and slowly walked towards them.

The Hyperion drop-ship had landed in the Southern Shells on Pandora, with the scientists having grins on their faces now that they can continue their experiments without anyone suspecting them.

"Alright, Twilight, let's go to your new home," Dr. Smithers said.

Twilight nodded and got up to follow the scientists into the quarantine facility.

Just as the doors to the quarantine facility closed, Twilight then stopped.

"Hey will you get a move on, we haven't got all day," Dr. Samuels said.

However, just as she had said that, she saw that Twilight's Eridium Claws were growing longer, Twilight's eyes were glowing a bright purple, and there was this purple drool that was coming out of Twilight's mouth as her once emotionless frown turned into a demented grin and Twilight let out a maniacal laugh. The last thing the two Scientist heard Twilight say was, "Ring Ring Ring, Chimed the Bell, It's supper time."

Twilight then sank her teeth into Dr. Samuels leg causing severe wounds, and she didn't stop chomping, until the sorry old meat-sack was nothing but bones.

"OH MA GAWD," Dr. Smithers said, "SOMEBODY HELP ME!" Dr. Smithers said before Twilight launched at him on all fours with extreme speed.

"Where do you think you're going, Hyperion Meat-Sack, I'm still hungry," Twilight said sadistically.

Dr. Smither's screams echoed through the facility as Twilight devoured him. Twilight then proceeded to kill the other 27 scientists and 15 security workers. 9 Loader Bots were also torn to shreds.

Twilight was now ready to go on a bloody path of revenge on Hyperion for taking everything from her. She didn't care if Jack was already killed at her claws, she wouldn't stop killing...Until Hyperion was no more. That is a promise Twilight vowed.

Legend of the Vault

So, does anyone want to hear a story about violence, guns, blood, and glory, well I've got a story for you. Oh, where are my manners, I forgot an introduction, My name is Joseph Cyrus, Pirate King of Pandora, I guess everyone's heard of me right. All right back to business, it all started on my home of Pandora, some say that Pandora is a deserted wasteland full of blood and violence, and you would be right if you were some city folk. But hey, a guy's gotta do something to put food on the table. But what every local on Pandora know above anything else is the legend of the vault. I always heard tales from the old hermits in my village, but I never actually believed the vault existed, until now that is. Many say that the Vault holds the key to infinite wealth, fame, power, women. Now, as you might know, people that heard about the stories about the legend of the vault would later grow up to become Vault hunters, like me of course. So I set off to try and find the location of the vault. But I would soon find out that Vault hunters weren't the only ones after the vault's alien power, as it also attracted the attention of The Hyperion Corporation, as their leader set to find the vault and civilize the borderlands once and for all.

Our story starts with me, a gang of vault hunters, a wasteland of a planet, and a man named...Handsome Jack.