"Ugh, Alexi," said Leon. "We're stuck in a forest with these...wood creatures trying to eat us, and you're not letting me shoot them?!"

"Well, you're not letting me give them money," replied Alexi.

"You're a fool," Leon said, facehooving.

"How?" asked Alexi.

"Everything that you do is what a fool would."

"One day I'll show you that a war can be won with money, not guns."

"You call this a war?!"

"Yes."

"Just move out of the way."

"No."

"Let me kill those things you idiot!" Leon shouted.

"No!"

"It's because of you that we're stuck here in this world, and not at home. Hilal's waiting for me to save her and all because of you I can't."

"If you weren't shouting at me then we wouldn't be here."

"If you didn't put posters everywhere then I wouldn't have shouted at you."

"Do you know how hard it is to hold a gun with these hooves?" the Lieutenant asked.

"You have no idea how hard it is to hold money with these hooves." retorted Alexi.

"Move right now." Leon commanded.

"No!"

"I'll kick you, and you know how strong a horse is." Leon threatened.

"Luckily for me, I'm a horse too, and can kick you!" laughed Alexi.

"Grrr..." came a growl.

The timberwolves came closer to the pair and growled, causing them to hug each other. "Someone help!" they cried, forgetting that one of them had a gun with him.

Author's Note

Leon and Alexi love to argue, don't they? Anyways if you liked this, then comment below!