What if?

by KingSombraTheTyrantRuler

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Random, Crossover, Main 6
Length: 2720

What if? More will be explained in the long description.

After he got caught, Balthazar Bratt was thrown in jail. He tries to blast himself out of the cell with music, but lands in a completely different place. Namely, Equestria.

Lieutenant Leon and his cousin, Alexi are arguing. Suddenly a portal appears and they find out that they're ponies.

This is a crossover with Despicable Me 3 and Jononi Jonmovumi. I'm only posting this story on this site; not any others.

Also, the tag "other" is for everypony in the show.

Published 2022-02-01 11:10:00 UTC
Last updated 2022-02-08 05:48:17 UTC

In another world

In Turkey, the Greek Lieutenant, Lieutenant Leon was just shouting at his cousin Alexi when a portal appeared out of thin air. Alexi jumped into the portal so that he could get out of his trouble and Leon went after him.

The portal disappeared, leaving no sign of it ever being there. And Commander Phillapos would spend forever wondering what had happened to his son and his nephew who is also his soldier.

Leon opened his eyes and tried to stand. For some reason, crawling seemed easier. He turned to look at Alexi and saw a pegasus in his place that was wearing a suit.

"Alexi? What happened?" the Lieutenant asked.

"I don't know. All I know is that I woke up and found myself a pony with wings," Alexi shrugged. "And you're a pony with wings too!"

Leon looked at his reflection in a pond and screamed. "AAHHHH! All my things are pony things! Pony things! Even my uniform!" Then he stopped screaming and looked at Alexi. "This is all your fault Alexi. If we get home, I'll keep you in a cell for the rest of your life. Let's go find someone who can help us get home."

The pair started walking out of the Everfree forest.

Author's Note

Yes, Leon and Alexi appeared. Here's a picture of them:

Leon:

Alexi:

Them together:

Pony Leon:

Pony Alexi:

Leon's cutie mark is a gun, while Alexi's cutie mark is money.

Saved

Pinkie Pie was just getting the cookies out of the oven when suddenly she felt her tail twitch. It twitched three times which meant..."THERE'S THREE NEW PONIES IN EQUESTRIA!" Pinkie shouted and ran to meet them, oblivious to the fact that she had taken the cookies along with her.

She stopped in the Everfree forest, and then saw two stallions hugging each other and screaming for help. In front of them were timberwolves!

Pinkie ate all the cookies and then said, "It's time for PINKIE POWER!" She then used her Pinkie Power to send the tray flying at the timberwolves, shattering them. Then she pulled the stallions with her out of the forest.

After taking them to safety, she said, "Wait here!" and bounced off. She came back a few minutes later with a unicorn. "Hello, I'm Pinkie Pie, the Element Of Laughter! What's your names?"

They were still shocked from how Pinkie had saved them. Leon was the first to recover, and he introduced himself. "My name's Lieutenant Leon." He pointed at Alexi and said, "That's my cousin Alexi."

"Nice to meet you, Lieutenant Leon and Alexi." She turned to Bratt. "Who are you?"

"I'm Balthazar Bratt," he said. "But most call me Bratt."

"Nice to meet you, Bratt," smiled Pinkie. She suddenly gasped, causing the stallions to wince and cover their ears. "I NEED TO THROW YOU ALL A WELCOME TO PONYVILLE PARTY! NO TIME TO TALK GOTTA GO BYE!"

She bounced off, and the trio uncovered their ears. "So that's what this place is called, Ponyville." Leon said.

Author's Note

Comment!

A princess

"So," began Twilight. "You three used to be humans, but suddenly a portal appeared and took you here?"

"Yes," nodded Leon. "Is there any way to get us back home, Princess? I'm really needed there now."

Twilight folded her ears as she said, "I'm sorry but I don't think there is a way to get you back to Earth. I'll try to find a way for you to go back, but for now you'll have to be a pony."

Leon sighed. He turned to Alexi and said, "If you hadn't gone through the portal then we wouldn't be here!"

"Who asked you to jump after me?" asked Alexi.

"You're Commander Philapos' son. You are a total idiot, and if I didn't jump after you..." Leon began but trailed off.

"What would've happened?" asked Alexi.

"I'm a soldier, and it's my duty to keep you safe." Leon said.

"That's your excuse for everything," Alexi said rolling his eyes.

"At least I don't keep saying 'The war won't be won with guns, but with money' like you do."

"Hey! It's true."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"THIS IS YOUR FAULT ALEXI! ONLY YOURS!" shouted Leon. His shouting voice sounded just a little louder than his normal one.

"IT IS YOURS!" Alexi shouted back.

"YOURS!"

"IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH AN IDIOT-" Leon started.

"WHAT?" asked Alexi.

"IF YOU WEREN'T COMMANDER PHILAPOS' SON, THEN I WOULD HAVE-" Leon tried to say but was interrupted.

"YOU WOULD'VE DONE WHAT? KILLED ME?" asked Alexi.

"I WOULD HAVE-"

"ENOUGH!" shouted Twilight. "Enough arguing! You two remind me of the first time that I had a slumber party and Applejack and Rarity wouldn't stop arguing!"

"Sorry Princess," they both said.

"I apologize for the fact that my cousin is such an ill mannered idiot."

"Oh yeah?" asked Alexi. "Well I apologize for the fact that my cousin is such a...such a... that he's such an annoying grumpy face!"

"What did you say?"

"I called you a grumpy face."

"Then you're a chicken."

"I'm braver than you are!"

"Then why were you hugging me when that wood thing was attacking?"

"I wasn't hugging you; you were hugging me!"

"No, I wasn't!"

"Yes, you were!"

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No!"

They started yelling things in Greek.

"Δειλός!" (Coward)

"Ηλίθιος!" (Idiot)

"You are a Ηλίθιος!" (Idiot)

Twilight's horn shot fireworks into the air, and the stallions stopped their bickering. "Can both of you not fight for once?" the mare asked. "And what was that language you were speaking in? I've never heard it before."

Leon answered before Alexi could. "We'll try, Princess. We were talking in Greek, which is the language of our country, Greece."

"You're from Greece?" asked Twilight.

"Yeah, we told you before," said Alexi.

"Um...All you told me before was..."

Twilight Sparkle was sitting on her throne in her castle of friendship when suddenly the doors burst open and two stallions came in. She was startled and jumped, but relaxed when she saw that it was just two ponies. "Hello," she began. "My name is Princess Twilight Sparkle, the Princess Of Friendship. How can I help you?"

The duo rushed forward and before Leon could open his mouth, Alexi began, "We're humans from Earth and when we were talking a swirly thing appeared out of nowhere and we jumped in and came here."

"And all I know about you is that you're humans from Earth who came here using a portal." Twilight finished.

"Heh," Alexi rubbed the back of his head with his hoof.

"I'll explain everything," Leon told her. "We're humans from Earth, and were born in Greece. I'm a soldier, and my name is Lieutenant Leon. He" Leon pointed to Alexi "is my cousin, Alexi. I was shouting at him for doing something completely stupid, and then suddenly a portal appeared out of thin air. Alexi jumped into the portal and I went after him so that he wouldn't do anything stupid."

"I see," said Twilight. "That explains why you're wearing that. Well, it's nice to meet you, Leon and Alexi. Welcome to Equestria."

Leon, being polite, said, "It's nice to meet you too, Princess Twilight."

Just then Pinkie Pie burst in. "It's time for the party!" she exclaimed.

Author's Note

Wow. This is the longest chapter. After a few chapters, I'll begin with the what-ifs.

Just telling you

After the party was over, Leon and Alexi could say that they were the most tired ponies in Equestria. I'm so tired, thought Leon. But where will I sleep? Alexi's with the Princess...

Right after he had thought that, Twilight came to him. "Leon, I've decided that it wouldn't be a good idea for you and Alexi to be in the same room...So you'll be with Fluttershy." Behind her, Leon saw a yellow pegasus with a pink mane.

"H-hello," she waved.

"Hi," he waved back. "My name's Lieutenant Leon. What's your name?"

"Fluttershy," she replied.

"Could you say it a bit louder?" asked Leon.

"Fluttershy," she squeaked.

"Butterfly?" asked Leon.

"Her name's Fluttershy," said Twilight. "Fluttershy's very shy when meeting new ponies."

"Oh. I see," said Leon.

An hour later, Fluttershy was comfortable with Leon being around her, and they were now sleeping in her cottage. Bratt was with Pinkie, because she said that she had lots of bubblegum for him.

Author's Note

Maybe two chapters later I'll start with the what-ifs. Comment!

What if King Sombra had a twin?

A few months after Bratt came to Ponyville...

King Sombra marched to Twilight's castle, grinning. Today he would finally be able to defeat that Sparkle! He turned into shadow and slipped into the castle.

Reforming, he was about to blast the doors to the throne room when...BAM! "Ouch! My muzzle!" screamed King Sombra in agony.

"Oh, I'm sorry; I didn't see you there..." Twilight said and then looked. "KING SOMBRA?!"

"Yes, Sparkle, it's me. You've ruined my perfect muzzle, and now I'll take revenge!" He laughed evilly.

Twilight asked, "But you know that I could easily defeat you, right?"

"This time I have a twin!" declared Sombra.

"Wat."

Twilight saw Bratt standing next to Sombra. "He's my twin!" both of them said, pointing at each other.

"WHAT THE HAY?!" screamed Twilight.

King Sombra and his 'twin' had to cover their ears. "Go look what my twin did to the Crystal Empire. This time, no ponies were able to go warn Celestia," said Sombra.

Twilight teleported there using a banana to help her, and when she came back, she was shocked. "You used bubblegum to trap them?!"

Bratt nodded. "Yes, I did. It works perfectly."

King Sombra didn't need to use any magic to defeat Twilight. His twin didn't need to either. Why?

Because Bratt had trapped her inside a bubble made out of his bubble gum.

Author's Note

The what ifs chapters start now! Comment! PS: If you have any what-if ideas, comment them below and I'll turn your ideas into a bite sized story! Yes, that's right. I'm trying to make these chapters bite sized, which means that you won't have to spend more than a minute reading them!

Meet Twilight

"So both of you are from Earth as well?" asked Twilight.

"Yes," Hilal nodded. "We were arguing when suddenly we found ourselves here." She glared at Ilyis. "It's her fault."

"No! It's yours," Ilyis glared back at Hilal.

"Yours!"

"Yours!"

"Yours!"

"Yours!"

"Yours!"

"Yours!"

"Yours!"

"Yours!"

Ilyis opened her mouth to argue back when suddenly a blast of magic stopped both of them. Twilight screamed, "COULD YOU BOTH STOP ARGUING?! MY HEAD IS STILL HURTING FROM HAVING TO DEAL WITH LEON AND ALEXI!"

Hilal snapped out of her stunned state. "Did you say Leon?"

"Yes, I did. He told me he's a Lieutenant back on Earth," the Princess replied.

"Where can I find him?"

"He's in Fluttershy's cottage, which is near the Everfree forest."

"Okthanksgottagobye!" Hilal ran out of the castle at full speed.

Twilight looked at Ilyis. "That was strange."

Author's Note

Hilal:

Ilyis:

Pony Hilal:

Her mane is a golden-brown, and her cutie mark is an ink pot and quill, because her special talent is writing. She writes under the name- Halith Iqbal, and her words alone give people the strength to go and fight for their country.

Pony Ilyis:

Ilyis has no cutie mark because she isn't good at anything.

A pair

"Hilal, you're back!" cried Ilyis. "I missed you so much! I was so worried!" The girl hugged her sister so tight that Hilal was afraid she'd die of suffocation.

"Too... tight" she grunted out and Ilyis let go of her.

"Sorry" Ilyis offered a sheepish smile. She then started chaining Hilal.

"Um...what are you doing?" Hilal asked, confused.

"Well" Ilyis started explaining, "I'm never letting you out of this house again, so I'm going to chain you up."

"What?!" Hilal screeched. "No!"

"Yes!"

"Ilyis, you've gone crazy."

"No Hilal, I haven't."

"You have. "

"Haven't."

"Have."

"Haven't."

"Have."

"Haven't!"

"Have!"

"Let me go!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

The sisters started arguing, and failed to notice the portal under them.

They fell through it, screaming.

Hilal opened her eyes and screamed. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT'S HAPPENED TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Ugh. Why are you screaming?" Ilyis asked, irritated. She looked at Hilal. "What happened to you?!"

"I don't know! I opened my eyes and saw that I'm a pony!" Hilal screamed back.

Ilyis tried walking, but fell onto her hooves. "I'm a pony too!"

Hilal looked at her reflection in a pond. "I've got a horn."

"And I've got nothing!" Ilyis cried looking at herself. "Hey! Where are you going?" she asked, seeing Hilal walk away.

"I'm looking for someone who can help us." She lifted a hoof. "Or in this case, somepony."

Author's Note

I had to bring them in at some point...

Let's break out 80s style!

"Alright," started Balthazar Bratt. "I've had enough of this cell. It's time to break out in 80s style!" he announced. The guard wasn't fazed by this. He did nothing apart from chewing his chewing gum. Bratt had done this more than once, and each time nothing had happened. It was getting old.

But when Bratt turned his music player on, playing I'm bad by Michael Jackson, what no one, even Bratt himself had expected was for a giant portal to come out of nowhere. The villain grinned. "Hah! I told you I'd break out!"

With that, he leapt through the portal, and the guard could do nothing apart from stare in shock.

"Ugh," said Bratt as he tried to stand, only to fall onto all fours. He looked at himself, seeing that he now had hooves instead of hands. Looking into a pond, he saw his reflection. He was a pony. A unicorn to be more specific. His mane was black, and his fur was white. He had a mark on his flank which was bubble gum and music. "What's happened to me? Why am I a unicorn?"

Bratt thought for a minute. The portal had probably taken him to another world, as that was what happened in stories. A world where he was a pony.

This could turn out good or bad for me. At least that imbecile Gru isn't here, he thought.

Author's Note

Well the first chapter did have to show how he got here. Anyways, if you liked this then thumbs up and comment!

This world is strange

"Ugh, Alexi," said Leon. "We're stuck in a forest with these...wood creatures trying to eat us, and you're not letting me shoot them?!"

"Well, you're not letting me give them money," replied Alexi.

"You're a fool," Leon said, facehooving.

"How?" asked Alexi.

"Everything that you do is what a fool would."

"One day I'll show you that a war can be won with money, not guns."

"You call this a war?!"

"Yes."

"Just move out of the way."

"No."

"Let me kill those things you idiot!" Leon shouted.

"No!"

"It's because of you that we're stuck here in this world, and not at home. Hilal's waiting for me to save her and all because of you I can't."

"If you weren't shouting at me then we wouldn't be here."

"If you didn't put posters everywhere then I wouldn't have shouted at you."

"Do you know how hard it is to hold a gun with these hooves?" the Lieutenant asked.

"You have no idea how hard it is to hold money with these hooves." retorted Alexi.

"Move right now." Leon commanded.

"No!"

"I'll kick you, and you know how strong a horse is." Leon threatened.

"Luckily for me, I'm a horse too, and can kick you!" laughed Alexi.

"Grrr..." came a growl.

The timberwolves came closer to the pair and growled, causing them to hug each other. "Someone help!" they cried, forgetting that one of them had a gun with him.

Author's Note

Leon and Alexi love to argue, don't they? Anyways if you liked this, then comment below!