Moving Up In The World

by APStories

Rating: mature
Tags: Mario, Science Fiction, Suicide / Self Harm, Five Nights at Freddy's, Profanity, Violence, Crossover, Death, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy, Horror
Length: 1825

There's a breach in the circus...

The animatronic characters do get a bit quirky at night...

Published 2022-02-08 14:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2022-02-08 14:30:01 UTC

Moving Up In The World

"Ladies and gentlemen, Fazbear entertainment would like you to put your hands together for the one, THE ONLY, FREDDY FAZBEAR!!!", an announcer shouted as four animatronics, known as Glamrock Freddy, Glamrock Chica, Montgomery Gator, and Roxanne Wolf, played some music. Suddenly, Glamrock Freddy began glitching and passed out.

A few hours later, as Glamrock Freddy lay on the ground in another part of Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex, a purple hand emerged from the gut cavity. Spike the Dragon crawled out and scanned his surroundings. "Where... am I?", Spike asked himself. Glamrock Freddy regained consciousness and saw the mythical creature.

"How odd. Who are you?", Glamrock Freddy asked. Spike faced the animatronic.

"My name is Spike. I'm from Equestria, but I have no idea how I got here", Spike answered. "Who are you?"

"I am Freddy Fazbear, and this is my Mega Pizzaplex", Glamrock Freddy responded.

"Hey!", someone in the distance shouted. Glamrock Freddy grabbed Spike and put him in the gut cavity.

12 A.M.

"What's going on?", Spike asked.

"Quiet! She's coming. You'll be safe in here!", Glamrock Freddy answered.

"What are you talking about?", Spike asked. Freddy spotted Vanny, disguised as a security guard, approaching him. Spike saw everything from the gut cavity.

"Freddy! You're supposed to be on lockdown", Vanny said.

"Shut your mouth, bitch! I'm listening to music!", Glamrock Freddy responded.

"Ok...", Vanny said as she walked off. Inside the gut cavity, Spike began laughing.

"THAT'S IT?! THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SCARED OF?! That's absolutely ridiculous! It's like how Twilight is scared of quesadillas!", Spike guffawed as he emerged from Glamrock Freddy's mouth. "Alright, I'm outta here. This place is for humans..." However, Vanny appeared behind Spike.

"Spike! Run!", Glamrock Freddy shouted.

"Calm your gears, Freddy...", Spike began to say before Vanny strangled Spike and stared at him in disgust. She then revealed her true form, a maniacal woman in a white rabbit suit. "Afton's successor." He burned the villain with his fire breath and flew into a ventilation shaft.

1 A.M.

As he crawled through the vents, Spike encountered a spider-like animatronic known as DJ Music Man.

"HERE, HERE, HERE WE GO! IT MIGHT SEEM CRAZY WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY! ALL YOUR LIMBS, YEAH, I'M GONNA HAVE TO BREAK!", DJ Music Man sang as Spike fled the scene and dropped into the Superstar Daycare, where the Daycare Attendant resided.

"Hello! Are we having a slumber party? Where are all your friends? We can finger paint, tell stories, drink Fizzy Faz until our heads EXPLODE, and stay up all night!", the Daycare Attendant, in his Sun form, cheerfully said.

"Oh, my Celestia! Shut the hell up!", Spike responded as he threw a Foxy plush at the Daycare Attendant, only for him to dodge it, causing it to hit the cans.

"No, no, NO, NO! What a mess! Oh, which one was at the bottom? Where is the top? Clean up! Clean up!", the Daycare Attendant frantically said as Spike toppled more cans, as it agitated the Daycare Attendant a lot.

"Well, that was fun. See ya!", Spike smugly said as he headed towards the exit.

"Hello, and welcome to my presentation of why YOU should go fuck yourself. Spoiler alert, it's because you're a piece of shit no one likes", the Daycare Attendant said.

"Fuck you!", Spike responded as he pushed the Daycare Attendant into a button, causing a blackout.

"You know what? I give up, goodbye", the Daycare Attendant, in his Moon form, sang as he appeared behind Spike and chased him. Spike then tried to reactivate the power but to no avail. Suddenly, Spike used his fire breath and aimed it at the Daycare Attendant, who reverted back to his Sun form.

"You should kill yourself. NOW! And give somepony else a piece of that oxygen", Spike quipped.

"Oh, ok!", the Daycare Attendant said as he shot his own head clean off with a shotgun.

2 A.M.

In the security office, Glamrock Chica appeared on the monitor.

"If you're feeling suicidal, then you've come to the right place", Glamrock Chica said as she ran to the office, which had Spike inside, and asked him to open the door, forcing him to panic as he activated the pizza making bot. "Let me in! LET ME IN!"

"You are now in control of one our pizza making S.T.A.F.F. bots", a voice said as the pizza making S.T.A.F.F. bot moved slowly.

"It's time for some sauce", the pizza making S.T.A.F.F. bot said.

"HURRY UP!!!", Spike screamed.

"How would you rate your experience so far?", the pizza making S.T.A.F.F. bot asked.

"It's shit!", Spike answered.

"Great", the pizza making S.T.A.F.F. bot replied as Glamrock Chica broke the door.

"GOTCHA, BITCH!", Glamrock Chica said, only for Spike to kick Glamrock Chica and escape the room.

"THAT'S IT, I'M DOING IT MYSELF!", Spike shouted as he flew towards the kitchen. Glamrock Chica gave chase, only to find Spike making the pizza by twirling the dough, adding tomato sauce, chopping the sausage, adding salt in style, deploying 7 chickens, stuffing it in the oven, and making one last squirt of sauce. Spike then threw the pizza to Glamrock Chica, who got sent flying into a pizza flattener machine. As she devoured the pizza, Spike turned on the flattener, ultimately crushing Glamrock Chica.

3 A.M.

At the Fazcade, Spike was about to enter Monty's Gator Golf, only for the Map Bot to pop in.

"Take a map", the Map Bot said.

"No", Spike responded.

"Take a map", the Map Bot said.

"No", Spike responded. More Map Bots appeared and begged him to take a map, causing Spike to slap the first Map Bot out of agitation.

"Safety protocols de-activated. Take a fucking map", the first Map Bot said. Spike finally took a map, but the Bots still forced him to take a map. As Spike ran to Monty's Gator Golf, he drew something on the map, stuck it to the door, and entered. A bot verification survey was written on the map. "Shit."

Inside Monty's Gator Golf, Spike spotted Montgomery Gator playing golf. "Oh, great. Another animatronic...", Spike said. Montgomery Gator spotted Spike.

"Play with me", Montgomery Gator said. Not wanting a repeat of what just happened, Spike complied.

Later...

"Can I go now?", Spike asked.

"NO!", Montgomery Gator answered.

"WE'VE PLAYED 30 TIMES ALREADY!", Spike shouted.

"Why are you so mean to me?", Montgomery Gator asked.

"ON THE ONLY COURSE YOU HAVE!", Spike screamed, causing Montgomery Gator to cry. This caused King K. Rool to drop in from above.

"WHO TOUCHED MY SON?" King K. Rool asked. After noticing Spike, he whipped out his cannon and shot cannonballs at him. Spike managed to deflect some with his club and managed to send a big one towards the door. This made the Map Bots, who were banging on the door beforehand, attack Montgomery Gator and King K. Rool as Spike wondered who the fuck was writing this story.

4 A.M.

On a Mario Kart course outside of Roxy Raceway, Spike lands in Mario's kart and Roxanne Wolf speeds past.

"Ew, you are so cringe", Roxanne Wolf said as she threw a green shell at Spike, who raced after her. "TELL ME I'M PRETTY!"

"Only my Rarity is pretty", Spike responded. Triggered on that reception, Roxy tries to derail Spike, only for him to get an Item Block, receiving a TV. He turns it on and points the screen towards Roxanne Wolf, showing her Glamrock Freddy twerking to the point her eyes burn.

"Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night", the Phone Guy on the TV said. Roxanne Wolf gets Helpy from an Item Block and throws the small animatronic bear at Spike, latching on to the dragon's face and obscuring his vision, ultimately causing Spike to crash into a wall.

"HAHAHA! DIE NOW!", Roxanne Wolf said, but a speeding Map Bot with Glamrock Freddy attached rammed into Roxanne Wolf, destroying the Map Bot and severely damaging both Roxanne Wolf and Glamrock Freddy. Spike rips out Roxanne Wolf's eyes, revealing that he's been collecting animatronic parts. At the pizza flattener machine, he collected Glamrock Chica's voice box, and at Monty's Gator Golf, he collected Montgomery Gator's claws.

"Alright, Freddy. Let's get you fixed", Spike said.

5 A.M.

In Parts and Service, Spike put Glamrock Freddy on a gurney.

"Use the testing console to run diagnostics and complete the procedure", a voice said.

"ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!", Spike shouted as he began fixing Glamrock Freddy. First, he replaced Glamrock Freddy's voice box with Glamrock Chica's voice box. Next, he replaced Glamrock Freddy's hands with Montgomery Gator's claws. Finally, he replaced Glamrock Freddy's eyes with Roxanne Wolf's eyes, finishing the procedure. Suddenly, Spike looked outside, and saw Glamrock Freddy's band members crippled and outside the room. With no choice, Spike hops into Glamrock Freddy's gut cavity. "Let's get out of here." Glamrock Freddy snuck out of the Parts and Service room with Spike inside the gut cavity, only to encounter Vanny.

"Uhh... hi, Vanny... just... walking past... don't mind me...", Glamrock Freddy said, only for Vanny to stab Glamrock Freddy in the gut, causing Spike to scream.

"MY WINGS!", Spike screamed as Vanny grabbed the dragon and proceeded to throw him down a trash chute. However, Glamrock Freddy pushed Vanny down the trash chute, causing her to fall to her death, while Spike survived.

Spike regained consciousness and saw the area he was in: the remains of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Place. Burntrap approached the young dragon.

"You've made it this far. I'm impressed. But it's all over now. It's time to reveal my masterpiece!", Burntrap said as a massive animatronic known only as the Blob emerged from the shadows. It seemed like an amalgamation of Funtime Freddy, Mangle, Chica, Circus Baby, Bonnie, the Marionette, and an Endoskeleton. Its eyes were purple. "Dinner time!" The Blob grabbed Spike and was about to consume him when Glamrock Freddy descended and played Hopes And Dreams on guitar, effectively soothing the beast and causing it to bob its head to the music. It put Spike down. "WHAT?! NO! EAT HIM YOU STUPID BLOB!!!" But it was no use. The Blob was hypnotized by the music. It grabbed Burntrap and consumed him instead. It then grabbed Spike and Glamrock Freddy and lifted the duo back up to the surface.

6 A.M.

"Spike! You are finally at the exit!", Glamrock Freddy said. "However, you have a choice. Are you sure you want to leave? If you leave, the kids who visit here will still go missing."

"Then there's one final thing I must do", Spike said. He spread his wings and flew outside. He then used his fire breath to incinerate Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex and everything inside, but Glamrock Freddy ran outside. Spike flew high into the air and vanished. Glamrock Freddy looked up.

"And nothing of value was lost", Glamrock Freddy said.