The Night of Your Life

by ThatPanda

Rating: mature
Tags: Fetish, Princess Celestia, Sex, Human, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Porn
Length: 5478

Anon, a self-insertable youth becomes the unwitting sole ambassador of humanity after they get stranded in Equestria by a crazy scientist, and then invited to the Grand Galloping Gala.

A collection of clopfics frankensteined out of what was a Work-In-Progress MLP CYOA about going to the Grand Galloping Gala. Whenever I finished a route, I simply removed the choices and posted them here. Each chapter covers the "route" of each pony, each with a guaranteed clop scene. Since that seems like too much work, I'll just keep adding here when I feel like it. Maybe one day my CYOA dreams will come true.

You are Anon, self-insertable youth turned unwitting sole ambassador of humanity after you get stranded in Equestria by a crazy scientist and then invited to the Grand Galloping Gala. What follows is a series of increasingly questionable life choices, the ever-shifting validity of the Harkness Test, an unwinding mystery regarding the nature of this fictional reality you find yourself in and a guaranteed ball-busting experience born from children's cartoon twisted by the internet.

In short, you get to live out going to the Grand Galloping Gala and fucking all the ponies.

Expect porn, because that is what this is. But also expect a light plot that doesn't waste your time with dozens of pointless chapters. Also clothed sex and genital fashion, because not only is that my fetish, it's also quite under-represented on here.

Tell me what you think, I'm always looking to improve.

Cover art by Longinius

Published 2022-02-14 20:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2022-02-14 20:10:01 UTC

Just The Ticket

Stars. The one familiar sight on this alien world. It’s hard to believe I’m not looking at the same night sky. Lights spot the looming dark expanse, like tiny windows to memories of home, of Earth. To my ordinary life before it all changed.

One moment I was a high school intern, helping the science teacher set up experiments for minimum wage, next thing I know I’m putting on a tuxedo being pushed through a portal on a meter stick; Of course, the Dr. likes bowties. From an ordinary youth, to the single ambassador of humanity in the space of a week. The Dr. mentioned something about the collective unconscious, stuff about the universe perceiving itself and some Swiss ‘Karl Young’ guy, but all that crazy-scientist nonsense is beyond me. All I know is I’m trapped in an alien world from a girl’s cartoon, and I can’t go back yet because the portal apparently doesn't replicate organic matter; Yet here I am in the flesh, even if the Dr tries to explain otherwise. I better get overtime for this.

My nostalgic escape was interrupted by the sight of steeples stabbing at my vision. Majestic and shining, the spiralling ivory towers were crowned with gold and from their tips spun cherry red flags. Like great pearls, the many rooftops dotting the building were bulbous and decorated with vivid and intricate patterns. Frills of balconies reach out with bouquets of elaborate flora. Waves of arches snake the breadth of the building upon pillars that obscure the interior into strips. Gigantic battlements stood imperial, guarding the otherworldly architecture.

The structural bedazzlement stopped me in my tracks. This was Canterlot Castle, home of Equestria’s rulers, Princesses Celestia and Luna. And there I stood not even at its feet, eclipsed by the overwhelming majesty of just the front door. From the towering opening, a red carpet trickles down marble stairs, its hues ignited by an encompassing ray of light leaking out onto the street, illuminating the cobblestones like jewels.

I am shaken from my trance by the rumble of a passing cart. A liquorice black limousine tugged by a pair of stallions, cruises up the road. It curls and comes to a stop at the foot of the stairs. Well-dressed servants open the doors with a bow. Hooves click against the pavement before the doors close with a thump. Rising up the stairs are three ponies in elaborate dress, jewellery-laden tails jingling as they step, lined by bodyguards in black suits.

One has a black and yellow tail, with overlapping layers. A pillowy pink bow cups the back of their head.

The next has a dark, curling tail lined with a single glittering teal band down its length. A flowing veil covers her rump.

The final tail is long, sweeping and a striking bright blue, gracefully brushing the air. Atop their mane is a small white hat.

A uniformed pony waves them in without even checking their tickets. Woah. Whoever they are, they must be important.

Maybe I am out of my depth here. Rubbing the smooth golden ticket between my fingers I ponder turning back.

I can’t turn back; I have a job to do: I am the sole ambassador of humanity. Okay, too much pressure. I am Anon, a lucky human making the best of life in another world. I can’t waste this opportunity: The Grand Galloping Gala, the most prestigious event in Equestria and I was invited. I stow my nerves and march onwards.

Scaling the stairs, I am met by an elderly, dark blue unicorn eyeing me suspiciously, eyelids quivering in suspense under thick eyebrows. His bushy, grey moustache crunches into a frown. Hovering over his shoulder in a bundle of magic is a ticket punch, clinking intimidatingly like the jaws of a crocodile.

“Ticket?” he croaks

I nervously show him my ticket. His eyes soften, and he smiles. Giggling, he floats the ticket between the metal claws, quickly snaps them together and then lands the ticket onto my palm like a feather. He grins.

“Nervous? “

“Y-yeah.”

“Don’t be nervous, human. The worst part is already behind you. Enjoy yourself, you’re only young once.”

“Human? You know-”

“Yes, I know what you are. My grandpappy told me stories all about your kind.”

He chuckles beneath his moustache. “Never in all my days did I believe him. By golly, he’d be doing loop-de-loops in his grave if he saw me now.” He wipes his brow, “What’s your name, uh boy?”

“...Anon, sir.”

He tips his cap. “Golden Ticket at ye service, born for this job apparently. Get along now Anon, I’m sure the princesses will be pleased to see you.”

As I step through the door, I can hear him remark, “Hoo boy, if I was still his age...”

~

The first thing I noticed was her mane. The ethereal hues of the aurora borealis, blown by the ebb of an insensible wind. Second was the gold. Atop their head, three shining gold peaks rose from a tiara with a shimmering purple stone at its heart. Golden curls trace the spiral of her horn. Upon her breast rests a golden crest. From the nape of her collar, a pair of silken strips criss-cross her back between her angelic wings, cruising over the buoyant horizon of her butt. Across each side of her ivory barrel, swing golden chains, beads dripping like honey over each succulent cheek, the sun insignia blazing underneath.

Fanning each side of her wide haunches are rippling skirts, connected by an arching gold lace softly marking her hips. From this string, a long cloth is draped over her nethers, echoing the tantalising shapes underneath. Her powerful legs are snaked by swirling golden horseshoes, rising up her musculature. Brushing over her rump, between the legs, those two flowing strips contain her bulging teats, crossing under her belly and finally meeting underneath the shield at her chest.

She was pristine, as if carved from marble.

At the base of twin spiralling stairs, stood Celestia. She turns her head and notices me. Compelled, I step forward. A pair of gentle pink eyes meet mine. Golden lipstick outlines a smile.

“So, you must be Anon?“

Her overwhelming presence causes my response to become trapped in my throat. She is more than royalty. She’s a living god. Her angelic wings flap lightly against her sides.

“Speechless? Very cute. But do not be afraid, I won’t judge you poorly. You already have me intrigued...“ The next word tantalizingly rolling off her tongue “...Human.”

“Y-yep, that’s me-”

My voice cracks. I halt it with a cough. Beating my chest, I steady myself. After expelling my hesitation within a deep breath, I swell my chest, curl my arm into a fist upon my heart and speak as practiced, “I am Anon, human ambassador, honoured to meet your highness.” I bow.

“And I am honoured to finally meet you, Anon. News travels fast about such legendary creatures as humans. I’m glad you managed to receive a ticket in time. I would have been saddened had you been unable to attend. Your presence has made tonight much more exciting.”

I gulp. She smiles tenderly, but behind her pleasant exterior I sense sadistic pleasure from my discomfort, her eyes ablaze underneath her restraint. Upturned lips silently revelling as she looks down on me; She breaks my bonds as they open.

“Twilight, why don’t you introduce yourself; I know how thrilled you were to meet him.”

From behind her thick leg peeks a purple pony, her cheeks blushing ripely. From underneath a straight, striping fringe splitting around a pastel horn, big eyes twinkle enrapturing me in their purple snare.

She is wearing a blue, star spangled dress. A wide brimmed collar blooms around her slender neck, sloping behind a pearly, star shaped brooch at the front. Hugging her curving back is a similarly glassy, stylised saddle; round edges curling her sides, tailed by a band of stars crowning her hips. Behind the constellation the dress swells, cerulean seas transitioning into night as it crashes over the silhouette of her tail, the rim spattered with shining stars exploding at her heels, lapping the floor like seafoam. The shadowy veil obscures and teases sight of the flesh underneath; Of tender legs cupped by icy shoes shattering into stars sprinkling upwards, and of curves subtly whispered behind the ghostly stripes of her tail. Her youthful, naked body guarded by the vista of sky and sea.

She blinks, glittered eyelids twinkling alike the stars adorning her. But despite her grace, her nerves stunt her enthusiasm. With unbreaking eye contact she steps forward, carefully grasping my hand between her hooves before deliberately shaking it.

“This is how you greet on Earth, right?”

I smile “That’s right.”

She doesn't let go. As her hesitation dissolves, her hand-shaking gradually devolves into wild swinging.

In a single breath she exclaims, ” So cooooooool! A real human! I’m Twilight Sparkle, I was named after my mother’s favourite spell. What does your name mean? “

I manage to squeeze out a few illegible, chittering grunts between her shakes.

“Twilight.” Celestia chides.

Bringing me to a stop, Twilight unhoofs me, crossing her legs she smiles in embarrassment.

“Sorry, I was really looking forward to meeting you. I wish we could talk right away, but I have my duties...” Her puppy-dog eyes silently plead at me “...Promise to meet me later?”

Powerless, they ensnare me. How could I say no?

“Sure.”

“Yay! I’ll meet you in the ballroom before the dance,” a suspicious overtone leaks over her words, “I want to know all about you.”

There’s something else in those eyes. A fire, a cheekiness. She has plans for me. Anticipation drops pebbles in my belly.

“Oh, here’s a brochure with a map of the grounds and a timetable of all the night's activities,” she interjects, levitating it into my hands. Before I could scan the cutesy booklet, the snout of a pushy pony nudges me from behind. Startled and quickly displaced, I stumble up the stairs towards the rumble of the crowd inside.

“I’ll be waiting.” Twilight coos, waving with a hoof before turning to greet the rude butt intruder. As I pivot, something catches my eye. Jewellery, but not where I expected it.

Raising her tail, her dress opens like a curtain, revealing forbidden delights shining in the shade. From her dock, a thick silver ring is hung, circling over her butthole. Reaching from the ring like fingers, fine chains dangling silver stars caress over the perky flesh, disappearing behind her hips. Below rests an angular blue gem shielding her pussy and from its bottom, a pair of thin chains arch to her nipples. Her eyes catch mine wandering. Smugly raising her head over her shoulder, she gives me a knowing, smouldering look as she gently gyrates her hips. Something behind the flat gem makes it rock gently, causing the chains to tug at her teats, jingling. Did she just wink?

This was not what I expected from the seemingly innocent ponies of Equestria. Maybe this Equestria is not exactly like the one on TV. But then, where exactly am I? And more importantly, what is acceptable? As hard as it may be to resist, if I get caught doing anything perverted, that could reflect poorly on humanity itself, and who knows, maybe these Equestrians are also more violent than their cartoon counterparts...I can’t get home if I’m dead, so I have to get my priorities straight: I am representing humanity in some twisted first contact with an alien species and I have to get home, and that is more important than engaging in forbidden acts, even if it falls within the Harkness Test and the unanimous agreement of my libido.

At the top of the stairs awaits a long, large room, the starry sky visible through the curving glass ceiling. Pillars line the perimeter of the room, raising swirling golden arcs supporting the transparent pipe. Underneath, great rings are suspended, housing images of the sun and moon in orbit. Illustrious tapestries are hung depicting Equestria and its neighbours, it’s lands and its peoples. Inspiring vistas, of waves of clouds circling serrated mountain peaks, of dragons in flight within swirling storms, of gnarled forests, of deserts that glow, of seas that sing. Of friends found in enemies and of ancient horrors banished away. Of a world of magic, entirely beyond me. And somehow, I was the unique sight. The sound of the crowd fills the room like a hymn. A hymn I'm fearful to interupt.

I flex my tuxedo, straighten my bowtie, and take a deep breath as I step into the unknown.

Author's Note

The introduction. The rest of the chapters will focus on individual ponies, their "Routes" if you will.

Anyway, were my descriptions too elaborate? I tend to get carried away visualising...

Next chapter: Twilight. After that, who knows. I have concepts for Fluttershy, Rarity, and an elaborate Trixie route involving the three ponies from the Limo. If this ever comes to be, I'll post them here.

Twilight Princess

Splitting through the cacophony of chatter, a voice calls out to me. It’s Twilight, waving her purple hoof above the crowd like a flag. I wiggle my way to her.

"Save me~ "she squeaks out, hooves meekly flailing as if drowning between the overlapping backs of two groups in conversation. Grasping an outstretched hoof, I free her from her containment.

“My hero," smiling as she playfully courtesies. “Now please, take me to the buffet table,” her sweet tone souring into genuine concern “or I’m going to eat my own hoof.”

Playing along, I speak with a heroic baritone “Yes, ma'am.”

Hoof in hand, I whisk her through the crowd to a clearing at the edge of the table. Looking back, I see Twilight with her other hoof coyly hiding a smile, eyes glancing between her hoof and my hand. Realising I may have overstepped propriety, I quickly let go and shyly recede.

Giggling, she saunters past, brushing my side. Silently weighing up the pros and cons of the selection, Twilight begins magically peeling food from their plates and neatly organising them in the air. She sighs.

“Oh, I needed this,” before stuffing her face with multiple slices of cake, filling her cheeks like a hamster, muffling her words, “Bewing a pwincess ish hungwy work...”

The sight causes me to laugh. “I’m sure it is, I’m hungry enough to eat a horse, and I’m just-”

Twilight’s eyes shoot open in surprise. Realising the error of my words, I quickly try to salvage the situation.

“I mean, metaphorically-”

With a penetrating gaze, she licks the icy residue from her lips, “Mmm, I’m sure you do...”

There’s that smug look again.

“It’s a human phrase, it means-I didn’t mean to imply-” She interrupts me.

“Is it true humans only have around 10,000 taste buds? Equines have over 25,000. I wonder if our food tastes the same to you,” she swoops a slice of cake to my face, “Say ah~”

“Uh-” I protest, before curiosity overtakes my propriety. I take a bite. It’s richly sweet, fluffy and powerfully fragrant, a fruity smell intermingling with the chocolatey flavour. The icing sticks to the roof of my mouth. Familiar, yet exotic.
With my mouth occupied, I inform her with a thumbs-up.

“Still good?”

I swallow, “Still good.”

“Fascinating. I wasn’t sure honestly. Perhaps, we are not so different after all.”

“Maybe so. If we couldn't agree on cake, we wouldn't be able to agree on anything!”

We share a laugh together. “Very true...if you disliked our cakes, I'm afraid I’d have incinerate you,”

It’s easy to forget this cute purple pony’s powers are the equivalent of advanced weaponry. I gulp nervously, warily eying her pastel horn.

“...No evidence.”

We share a nervous giggle together. It appears she is as socially clumsy as myself.

“So...what's the relationship between equines and humans back on Earth?”

“It’s complicated.”

“I like complicated.”

“It’s...messy”

“Oh.”

“Humans have always had an interesting relationship with other animals. From getting eaten by them to eating them on an industrial scale. Ranging from worship to belligerence. Though their roles have changed in human society, that connection hasn't. Horses especially. Before we had machines, we used to rely on them heavily. Years later, we still measure our vehicles by ‘horse-power’ despite such a term being intangible to most people. Now, they are more like an icon.”

“Icon?“

“Yeah. They are about as fictionalised as humans are here! So much of our culture revolves around horses. Cowboys, Princesses, Knights...”

Twilights eyes shimmer as my words collide with memories of her studies, enraptured by the legends coming to life. It’s a little off-putting; I'm just ordinary, but to her I'm special and the tales of our boring world are as fantastical as Equestria is to me. Sobered by the correlation, I continue,

“...But it’s not all bad. Every little girl still wants a pony, and knights will always be badass.”

“Humans have knights too?”

“Yeah, a brave knight and his loyal steed. You can’t have one without the other. Riding into battle together, saving fair maidens. They were more like companions.”

“So, you're like my brave knight. You’ve already saved me once tonight. “

“That would require me riding you and well-” Again, I speak improperly. Internally scolding myself, my confidence dims as the growing pressure of my duty as the sole ambassador of humanity overwhelms the meager flames of my remaining hope.

“You just can’t help yourself, can you?”

“I guess not.” I sigh, apologetically.

“I like it. It’s cute.”

Unbelieving, I squark “You do?”

“Yes, A lot actually.” Her chirpy tone deepens

“As a princess, everypony puts on a façade around me. Perfect versions of themselves, but they aren't real. It’s sad everypony feels they need to lie for me to accept them. I’m the princess of friendship for crying out loud!”

Unwinding from her outburst, she gingerly smiles, looking up at me, “But your mistakes, it’s how I know I’m talking to the real you.”

Her words ignite my heart, shooing the inky tentacles of despair to the corners of my conscience. Seeing colour return to my cheeks, she continues.

“We all have our quirks, that’s what makes us special. My friends love me for me, and I wouldn't be me without them. It’s like dancing, you need to dance with yourself.”

“Truth be told, I don’t dance.”

“What? Why?”

“Because...”

Twilight looks expectantly. Can I really reveal this? Her empathic eyes reassure me.

“...Because I’m scared of looking stupid. “

“Stupid?” She retorts, “But, you’re far from stupid. You’re funny, smart, clumsy, but not stupid. You need to dance. If you look stupid with confidence, you end up coming off as charming anyways.” Emboldened, she grasps my hand. “Now it’s my turn to save you. Come, dance with me.”

She leads me through the crowd towards the dancefloor. Fear tugs at me, but her voice beckons me onwards, “I need to show you it’s okay to be yourself. “

The crowd thins along with my bravery as we get closer. Finally breaching the dancefloor, stones drop down my gullet. I can’t go back, as I’m already here.

Music wafts over me, but instead of placating me, the bouncy rhythm thickens the internal chains locking me in place, pressuring me to dance to it, but lacking the courage to follow. Turning to me, she starts bobbing to the wavering tune, coaxing my stiff legs to join hers. I lift my feet meekly, shrugging. I feel the exposing stares of bystanders' drill into me, wishing myself to shrink.

Approaching gently, she rears up gathering my hands in her hooves, resting one against her hip, matching me, drawing more attention. Pushing like a conductor, she sways me to the beat, warping my balance, forcing me to adjust my footing. Back and forth I stumble, clipping her treading hooves, wobbling.

“I’m not doing this right...”

“But you already are, this is a waltz. Front, right, back, left.”

Looking down, I notice we are actually in sync, regardless of the amateurish movements. As she steps forward, I step back, and as she steps back, I step in. The completely subconscious balancing act blending with hers.

“No way.”

She giggles, drawing the same out of me, lulling me into the dance, “Luckily, I studied human dancing exactly for this very circumstance. I wanted you to feel welcome.”

“Thanks to you, I do. I can’t believe it. For the first time in Equestria, I don’t feel like an alien.”

Twilight pulls closer, hugging me as she rests her head on my chest. “That makes me very happy.”

The surrounding sights and sounds gradually escape my mind as the intimate sounds of laughter and the meeting of our bodies instructs me what to do. We are dancing, together, to the beat our own hearts, thumping against each other through our chests.

A devilish look overtakes her as she steps wide, causing us to spin. Swirling, I can’t help but laugh, it reminds me of the teapots at the fair when I was a child. The world is a blur, except for Twilight, hooves in my hands, laughing with me. We careen around the dancefloor, surrounded by prim and proper ponies performing to each other, their judgement unable to penetrate our shared bubble of joy. We are dancing together, and that’s all that matters. A pair of aliens' content with each other. Twilight breaks the haze, with a breathy sigh.

“Don’t you believe me now? You’re wonderful. The only one in the world. “

A connection. Electric. In her eyes I see the night sky. And she sees something in mine. Subconsciously, we communicate: ‘Let’s get out of here.’ Breaking the swirling tide of gravity, we fall over each other. Hysterically, we untangle ourselves, before racing through the hall and down the nearest hallway, inspiring confused glares from onlookers as we disappear out of sight.

~

Giggling, we tumble through a door, the naughtiness of the impromptu tryst overwhelming us. Twilight locks the door behind us. We waste no time getting started.

Twilight rears up and leans against me, loosely wrapping her front legs around my neck, kisses landing haphazardly, back legs messily clopping against the floor as she struggles to maintain her balance. Lacking patience, my bestial instincts take over. Growling with need, I push her against the wall, burying my head under the canopy of her long, straight mane and attack her soft neck, nipping and kissing, tugging the skin between my teeth. Her yelp of surprise melts into a moan, eyes fluttering. Exhaling shakily, overloaded by her prey animal instincts intermingling with the need to submit. She surrenders, meeting my lips with her own, pushing and pulling hungrily. Our tongues flick and caress each other, brushing as our lips part, goading each other even further. We had no plans of stopping.

The music outside hums hollow through the wall, overshadowed by the snaps of kisses, the whispers of crossing breaths and intensifying moans. Grinding and rubbing, our bodies melt against each other. Her hooves paw enthusiastically as she magically unbuttons my shirt, splitting it over my body, the enveloping fabric replaced by brushing fur and pillowy lips peppering me. I feel a pressure tracing my length. Looking down, I can see the twinkle of magic stroking me through my pants, the fabric rippling from an unseen hand.

She bites her lip, containing a gleeful chuckle, the sight causing my dick to jump in her grasp. “I was curious about this too. Are you curious about mine?” Cooing indulgently, she licks my ear while stroking me. “Consider this an appetiser.”

Sighing, I can feel Twilight rocking her hips against me, scooping my clothed bulge between her plump thighs while teasing the length with magic. Her warm, rolling tongue traced my sensative ears, filling them with a low brushing sound. My hands dig and knead across the rise and fall of her flesh, the dress collecting in bundles over my hands as I uncover more of her shiny coat to grasp. Squeezing, her bulbous behind leaks through my fingers. I can feel the chains twining her flesh, hot and cold pressing against my palms. Her tail twitches, sweeping the floor. I can hear her gem winking, the chains pulling. Drips.

Hooking a finger underneath, I lift a metal thread from her soft rump tracing it over her star marked haunches, to under her tail. Rolling over the heavy ring, I claw across her thighs to her barrel before descending. As my splayed hand pokes her breasts, the supple mounds reciprocate the incursion, hugging my fingertips. I squeeze and claw, the bouncy humps reshaping to fill my grip as Twilight needily pushes them into my palms. After twisting her swollen dark tips, I release, her nipples dragging against my palm, pleading for more. Plucking at the taut metal strings, my fingertips glance over the gem. At the top, I can feel a loop holding the chains from each teat, and at the bottom is another with a clip clutching a line to the central ring, holding the ensemble together.

Gasping, Twilight’s stops her licking, attention now focussed on her depths locked away, the cool air hugging the wet remnants of her probing upon my ear. Opening her legs wider, she spurs me onwards. Teasingly I delve, her puffy lips lapping at the sinking gem's edges as I press lower. Upon reaching the bottom, I playfully tap the clip. Her clit knocks in return, asking to be freed. I deny her escape, instead rising to loop the chains from her teats around my finger and pull. She groans as I tug her nipples, her perky boobs lifting. The shield knocks against my knuckles. Pushing back, I block her winking clit, letting it bash against the flat rocky prison. She groans louder, legs rubbing together as she struggles to contain herself, tip-tapping in anticipation.

I stop my teasing and finally unclip the gem. The metal strands drizzle over her arching boobs before falling, swinging the gem softly against the wall with a thump, then to and fro between her legs before resting, stretching her plump tits. Free, her pink clit peeks from behind her dark lips, throwing a wet shooting star, dripping down the black fabric of my pant leg. Scooping her juice with a finger, I bring it to my mouth, Twilight watching attentively. It tastes sharp. I release the finger with a pop, causing another squirt to dart across the floor. Twilight shakes, enthralled by my fingers. I smirk.

“How long have you been curious about these?”

“...All night.”

“Then, consider this an appetiser”

Cupping her hourglass pussy, I scrape across the bare skin. Splitting her lips around my fingers, I slowly bury my middle finger, releasing delicate moans from Twilight. Sucking my finger in, I explore her deeper, curling and brushing, blindly feeling out her passage. Twilight coils a foreleg around my arm, looking at me longingly. Fulfilling her request, I begin drilling deeper. She moans, and her walls tighten. Feeling her clit bounce against my palm, I circle a thumb around its origin. Twilight with moans unrestrained, magically pumps my dick harder. Both pleasured, we return to kissing, humming into each other's mouths, overlapping the wet sounds of my fingering, and stroking of Twilight’s magic.

The sound of a zip splits the steamy ambiance. I feel my pants land around my ankles. A cloud of magic stretches my boxers over my cock, leaving it hanging from my leg with a wide dot glistening with pre. Giggling salaciously, I can feel her magic peel back my foreskin in the open air. I can see the glitter of her eyelids above her bedroom eyes. That same smug, knowing look. She knows I want her. I can’t disagree.

Hoisting her up, I prop her against the wall, her legs tucked under my arms. I can feel her pussy drizzling across my dick, luring me inwards. Draping her forelegs over my shoulders, resting her forehead against mine, she nods. Steading myself, I feel her magic line us up. Am I ready?

My preparation is cut short, magic pulling my hips to hers. In an instant, I pierce her, my head enveloped inside her. Face to face, I see hers contort in pleasure, her small mouth spilling out a long moan. Below, its tight, the pressure unrelenting. Her clit bounces against the curve of my cock, urging me deeper. I oblige.

Pressing, I spread her further down my length, until I reach an impasse. Too tight to continue, I slowly retreat, her insides pulling against me, until just my head remains. I push again, this time further, inspiring another drawn-out moan. Rocking my hips, I begin drilling deeper and deeper, each dive gaining more ground, punctuated by intoxicating moans that embolden me until our hips finally clap.

”Oh my goshhhhhhh.” Twilight’s hisses as her eyes roll upwards, tongue curling out her small mouth, strings of saliva dripping.

Gripping her hips tightly under her dress, I slam her against me again, and again, pumping my entire length into her making her squeal, sending rippling shockwaves across her rear, chains rattling and juicy tits slapping the gem against my balls. Her legs jitter and spasm with each thrust, pleasure overwhelming her.

Her horn shining, I feel her magically massaging me as I hump, capturing my swinging balls, tugging and pressing, wrapping them in weightless force. The feeling spreads further, along my entire length, enveloped by both her magic and her vagina, both simultaneously milking me. Feverishly I pound her body up the wall with each thrust, her straight fringe flapping from the impact, both of us on the precipice of nirvana, expelling laboured breaths. Twilight crosses her legs over my back, pushing me harder, crying out to the ceiling. With her overlapping technique it didn’t me take long to feel myself edging my limits.

Sensing my throbbing, Twilight urges me to put her down with a grin “I want to see what a human tastes like.”

Withdrawing with a pop, wet bridges stretch from our sexes, snapping. Sitting on her haunches with her dress pooling around her, Twilight opens her dripping mouth, ears drooping. As her magic pumps I feel myself nearing my peak, that sensitive sensation rising, toes curling. Her eyes plead for my release. Reaching the point of no return, I grunt as ropes of thick cum arc from my cock into her waiting maw, painting her tongue, splashing against the roof, falling in waves. Moaning, she keeps milking me, until the spurts become drips.

Empty, I slide down the wall until landing with legs outstretched, watching her. White beads tumble from her lips as her tongue swirls the viscous liquid, lathering it across all her taste buds. Closing her mouth, and raising her head she hums, relishing the flavour before swallowing, a river bobbing down her throat. Gasping for air, Twilight softly laughs as her lungs refill.

“You taste much better then how dragon cookbooks described.”

Panting, I respond “...Happy to please.”

“You sure were,” She coyly retorts

“Please, no more lewdness, my balls can’t take it.”

Slinking towards me, Twilight cups my spent balls with a hoof, supporting my sleeping dick with the other. With a smug smile she licks her lips, before scooping up a stray cum droplet with her tongue.

“We’ll see about that.”

~

Sharing gleeful glances, we return to the hall, unanimously revelling in our secret. Twilight hugs me, before stealing a peck at my lips. I scan hastily for any onlookers. This mare is dangerous. She hesitantly unwraps herself from me, before teasing me one last time:

“It’s true what they say about human stamina. You could have kept going till sunrise.”

“What else do they say? Any more myths for me to bust?”

“You're not busting anything else, for now.” She implies seductively, “I have to go now, Celestia needs me back. But...”

Tilting her head, she rubs her chin in thought, before naughtily explaining “...My chambers will be left open tonight. I want to give you a real princess’s welcome.”

“What else could you possibly do to welcome me?”

“Imagine.”

Lost in thought, Twilight swats me awake with her tail as she departs, captivatingly swinging her hips. A shiny metal reminder glistens from under her tail.

Author's Note

And that was my first erotica. I hope it was good!

As I said before, I do have plans to release more chapters, but there's no guarantee. They'll be similar to this one, with a short, but compact story and a lewd scene to top it off.

Next up is probably Rarity, or Fluttershy. Or maybe that special welcome Twilight mentioned. We'll see. Till next time, adios.