Hating The Ponies

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Pinkie Pie, Sex, Human, Twilight Sparkle, Anon, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Alternate Universe, Porn, Comedy
Length: 1524

One day you decide to be an idiotic edgelord and hate your nice pony friends for seemingly no reason. Even though you live in a paradise.

One day you decide to be an idiotic edgelord and hate your nice pony friends for seemingly no reason. Even though you live in a paradise.

Published 2022-02-07 15:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2022-02-07 15:40:02 UTC

Hating Ponies

You, the human, awoke to a magnificent feeling around your cock. Also, you could hear loud slurping sounds. You were in a warm and soft, enormous bed in the shape of a pink love heart. You could hear birds chirping outside. The sun’s rays gently touched off your face. And yet your eyes did not sting in pain. The sun itself was gentle to you, in this magical horse land. You soon felt a pair of soft, and warm, slightly fuzzy lips against your own for a brief moment. This came accompanied by a wet smooching sound.

You growled in anger. You didn’t want to be magically kissed by the sunhorse god you knew to be Princess Celestia this morning. She always did that. You hated when she did that… at least today.

You also hated that you didn’t need sunglasses to look at the sun in this world. She was such a bitch for protecting your eyesight. What’s worse, you didn’t even need sun cream! Princess Celestia was a tyrant. You hated her. The cruel tyrant made everyone immortal like herself, and made everyone happy. You even had immortality through the power of human and pony friendship and love. So fucking lame! You miss your horrible life back on Earth.

You growled angrily. “Why do you treat me so nice? I hate you!”

You lifted up the blanket to see the cute unicorn you knew to be Twilight Sparkle. This mare had the sheer audacity to suck your morning wood. You hated getting a blowjob. You also hated that she magically enhanced your dick to be far larger than normal. She is a cruel mare.

Twilight's eyes were closed as she sucked you off. Despite the fact you hated getting a blowjob, you could not help but moan in bliss at the wonderful feeling. Slowly, her head bobbed up and down around your massive member. Her long and thick equine tongue oh-so lovingly licked your lower shaft when her head was high above your towering member. It felt absolutely divine.

You looked away in disgust. And you found something even worse. You could now see that she had prepared breakfast in bed for you. Next to your bed, on the right, upon a dark brown wooden dresser you could see Twilight had prepared a full-blown Irish Breakfast for you on a large dinner plate upon a silver tray. Containing; bacon, sausages, baked beans, eggs, black and white pudding, mushrooms, and grilled tomatoes. It also came with a bunch of brown slice pan toast bread on a small plate next to it on the right. And to top it all off, a pint of lager beer.

You fucking hated this mare for doing all this for you, for some reason...

“What the fuck?! Why have you done this to me?!” you shouted, while raising your right hand in anger at this injustice that has befallen you. Getting a blowjob, a beer, and a big meaty breakfast was the worst thing ever.

Twilight quickly released your member with a loud pop, and gave you a questioning look, raising her right eyebrow. “Anon, have you come down with that thing again?”

“What are you talking about? Nothing is wrong with me! I hate my life! I hate you! I hate being in this magical, peaceful land where I wake up every morning getting a blowjob from a sexy pony! I hate that I have immortality through the power of human and pony friendship and love! Everything sucks! My life is meaningless! I want to kill myself! I hate that everyday is so magical and wonderful for me! I hate that I'm surrounded by cute big booty ponies that suck my dick whenever I want! I hate all the big fat pony butts I see everyday bouncing on my massive cock! God! This place sucks! I hate living in a peaceful paradise. And also—”

You kept on ranting… and saying about how much you hate this and that.

“Oh, no. You've come down with edgelorditis again,” said Twilight, her voice ripe with worry.

“Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Fuck you! Get out of my bed, Twilight! I never loved you! I fucking hate you! I hate myself! I want to slit my wrists and see my blood! I want to kill myself! I hate you! I hate you! I hate my life!”

With tears in her eyes, Twilight flashed her horn, and summoned purple, magical, glowing ropes to tie you onto the bed. “What the fuck are you doing?! You fucking bitch!” you growled, struggling in vain to break out of the magical ropes.

“Anon, you are not yourself. You’ve got edgelorditis. You need to rant the edgelord out and get big fat pony butts to cure you of it.”

“I knew you ponies were rapists! I fucking hate ponies! I want to rape and kill all the ponies!” you shouted.

Twilight stood up and ignored you. You smiled in satisfaction as you saw tears falling down her cheeks. How dare this mare suck your dick and make you breakfast in bed?! She was such a bitch!

Twilight uttered a heart-broken whimper as she quietly shut the door of your bedroom. During her absence, you continued to rant and rave while struggling in vain to break free. Within a few minutes, Twilight showed up again, with the earth pony Pinkie Pie joined alongside her.

“Morning Anony!” said Pinkie Pie, giving you a friendly wave with her right hoof. “You an idiotic edgelord today, huh?”

“Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Fuck you, Pinkie Pie! I hate you! I’ll kill you! You fat horse!” you shouted, struggling from the restraints. You shouted and ranted, while wiggling about on the bed as if the devil possessed you.

Pinkie Pie simply smiled at you. You screamed at her in anger over this. You wanted to hurt this mare and make her cry. Not smile.

“Yep, this is definitely edgelorditis,” she turned to Twilight. “I’ll sit on his face. The edgelord shall be cured in no time.”

Pinkie Pie stood up onto the bed, and in quick succession, she turned around and presented her backside to you. The mare possessed a substantially large ass. It was the largest ass in all of Ponyville. The four and half feet tall mare was much more bulky in mass when compared to you, despite her being significantly shorter than you.

“I release you, Anon, with my butt!” she shouted, slamming her massive butt upon your face. Only for her to bounce off you. Pinkie Pie fell to the floor in a heap

“Hahahahah! You have no power here, Pinkie Pie!” you said in a sadistic tone.

All of a sudden, you were hit with a blinding flash of light. You gasped in horror when Princess Celestia appeared standing above the bed, with her absolutely gigantic backside looming over you.

“I will draw you, edgelord! As poison is drawn from a wound!” boomed Princess Celestia’s voice.

You were hit from a shockwave from her ass. Thankfully, it was not a fart.

“If I go, Anon dies!” the possessed you said in a bitter voice.

“You did not kill him before, Disedge. And you will not this time either. Begone!”

“Nooooooooo!” you shouted, before everything faded to black.

You awoke sweating profusely. You had a horrible nightmare. You were a bastard to your pony friends for no reason. You gasped in horror when you saw Twilight’s head was buried in your chest as she lay on top of you. The mare was weeping quietly, her tears soaking your skin. The softness of her fur was wonderful against your bare skin. But you could not really focus on that now, you had to cheer her up.

“Twilight,” you began softly. You did not know what to say next.

The mare slowly lifted her head. Your heart skipped a beat when you saw her big purple eyes were badly bloodshot from crying. Tears were falling down her cheeks.

“Anon, is that really you? Is the edgelorditis demon gone from you?” she said in a low voice.

You placed your right hand on her cheek to wipe away her tears. “Yep, it’s me, Twilight.”

The mare lunged forward and brought her soft lips to your own. “Hmm?!” you said in shock, before relaxing into the kiss. “Mmm!”

Her tears soaked your face as she kissed you passionately. Her long and thick equine tongue swirled about in your mouth, completely dominating your far smaller human tongue. You breathe through your nose during this kissing session with her. The two of you moaned in bliss together as human and pony were joined together in friendship and love.

You raised your hands up and placed them upon her lovely buttcheeks. Your hands sank deep into the plush, bubbly softness of her rear. Your long and thick cock quickly rose up, and came to be hotdogged between the warm, softness of her thick asscheeks.

This mare needed to be passionately made love to, after you were infected with edgelorditis earlier. Even though it wasn't your fault, you felt guilt-ridden. You only hoped you would never get edgelorditis again.